Turn 18 today

Oh cool, another blog.

I got a reply to a message on a dating site for literally the first time in my life. I'm 27. So overall, pretty good.

I'm 33 you little bitch ass nigger. I could crush your skull with my bare hands!

>!!!
hueh
Happy birthday op!
I woke up at 3 PM and spent the day making various phonecalls with student finance to try and sort out my loans which got fucked up when I transferred universities. Looks like I'm either going to be £9000 out of pocket immediately or I can't finish my degree. Other than that, today has been the same as every other day for the last few months

Just to fuck you in the mouth, you whining, sniviling queer!!

I hope your whole fuckin' family dies, fuckface!!!
Then you'd have something to cry about!!!

Underage b&

Nice comeback you unoriginal queer!!

Fuck you, punk!!! I'll fuck your mouth!!!

So many faggot responses you kiddos got anything better?

Woke up with 2 girls in my bed, didn't end up having to work. Kicked them out, played some wow, made delicious garlic mashed potatoes, steak. Can't complain I guess

Nice user. I used to fuck fat, weird and nerdy girls from pof to help them with their self esteem. It always seemed to backfire tho. They'd stalk and harass me for weeks afterwards. I eventually met my dream girl on there tho.
Goodluck..hope it turns to love. Feels good

>queer
>I'll fuck your mouth
oh boy

Chill down there Kotal Kahn no need to blow your ass out on this thread

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Go hang out there where you belong you autistic cuck

Don't forget went on Cred Forums and lied

I loled

You wanna die, you Cambodian bitch nigger?

Shut the FUCK up and get a job!!!!

Thanks man, it feels damn good

Played with a fatties tits once, two years later she's still in love. Never again

>except its true

Like this, nigger?

No

Reply to this post or your mommy will get raped by a nigger tonight

Sure kid

The only thing that's true is that you're a whiny little bitch tard

Not much i can do but here's a pic of my toe

What was his name?

You disgust me...

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You need to cut that thing off, you bitch ass nigger

Remind us how you get laid again

Ok, I've replied to your post

I'm sorry to have bothered you...

I'm 31 and I want nothing more than for everyone to not know when my birthday occurs. You should be happy. After 21, I literally stopped counting, and when asked my age, I have to take a moment to think. Only thing that matters at your age is that you can smoke and work overtime, if you value a bigger paycheck at your age.

Will you please an hero?

It might be time to an hero

So........ an hero?

wtf happened here?

Any way I could do gif related to you?

>Nigger
Was that supposed to hurt my feelings friendo? Valiant attempt, but I've seen edgier kids in a special needs class.

While entitled "cow colon", this is actually the cow's birth canal

I still have plenty of opportunities to destroy my life and go on a rape rampage before that happens. Maybe do something semi-constructive for humanity and tell everyone I converted to islam, put a lot of islamic propaganda in my room, and leave a death note saying everything I did is justified in the eyes of Allah. Should shed some light to the real problem in the world, whether or not I am what I say or not.

The edgiest kids are in special needs classes!
I wouldn't dream of competing with them!

Here's this...

Better than me.
>have no gf, no friends
>havent gotten a gift in years
>cant go home, jerk off and nap, need to make money

Join the official ylyl Telegram group OP and get a cheap laugh. 830 funny fucking images uploaded.

telegram.me/laughlose

What's wrong with a little Islam, you racist

Go die, you waste of life bitch nigger

Oops! Wrong vid. But they might be muslims

They're worthless scum niggers anyway...

I get you're baiting, but what isn't?

The teeth are the grossest part of this...

Somebody say teeth?

You keep telling yourself that as you hold your breath waiting for that next responce. I hear the head rush is equally if not substantially better then getting tendies with you gbp's but I guess you probably know that already.