You have 10 seconds to say ONE nice thing about the United States of America

it will be over soon

Texas

pneumonia

many very good artists.

MUH FREEDOMS

porn

They have trees.

Its nearly 3000 miles away.

criminals get shot dead

Lower shipping costs for things I order than if I were living overseas.

The South.

We still have free speech.

Less Sharia law than Europe.

Muh guns.

this.

in 'n out burger

jealous euro peon detected.

How about fucking freedom

Didn't surrender right away during WWII like some countries we could mention.

youtube.com/watch?v=2hh-tPOp0cs

i saw this like 30 years ago.

please stay out of the usa if you would hate to live here.

Girl in the pic is Norwegian...

In every group of friends there is always one retard we can't live without. That retard is the USA

without us 67% of the rest of the word would be invaded by china/russia/india.

That kinda works in every fuckin' country on earth you ameritwat buffoon.

Unless you think all internet shopping is in america.

As opposed to getting bombed by america?

You got money

It...Has...Nice pizza?

>works everywhere
Yeah? Try living somewhere like South Korea and ordering something from an American-based company. Hell, try ordering something from Korea (for example) while living in America, and watch your shipping costs exceed the actual product(s).

>t. guy who has lived abroad

He means that the distribution for most online shopping is based in the US.

keep hating our freedoms as your country burns, eurofag. your governments could have prevented this but they intentionally let it happen.
you are welcome here as long as you abide by the law that every other citizen is expected to respect.

Lived there. Hated the people. Left.

Anymore moments of duh you'd care to enlighten us with, shitforbrains?

Like, maybe, if you don't like pickles don't eat them?

I really can't wait until some middle eastern country makes your entire cesspit a nuclear wasteland.

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Well, the rest will defend the US cause, NATO

why wouldn't it be? most of the internet is the US

That's pretty much EXACTLY what I said...

Your point?

lol...NATO is impotent. It has been for a while. Despite the obligation to spend at least 2% GDP on defense, the UK for example has no functioning navy to speak of, no air fleet, and an Army that's a joke compared to what it used to be.

Guns.

They make movies

i literally can't come up with anything

doesn't matter, everyone will follow the law to keep the "team" secure

Donald Trump

Ignorance is, apparently, bliss.

black people

fuck you. europe is being ruined by the refugee crisis, i never want to see that happen in the usa.
instead of hating the US so saltily, why don't you try to do something about the tragedy going on in europe that you despise us for lacking?

sjw

liberals

The girls are super easy to fuck.

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glad you left you salty fucker. like I said, if you hate the people so much then guess what, genius? you don't have to live here!
enjoy sharia law in your home country.

We don't have to worry about assault trucks running people over for the religion of peace, eurocuck.

Thara are US? no wait this is not nice thing sorry bro duuno

your tears sustain me, eurocuck

Best military

It won't be very United after the election. Get ready for civil war amerifags.

dubs confirm

It produced Noam Chomsky

the freedom and girls are sexy af

Originally from Europe

2nd best

usa have large area so our missiles won't miss

Innovation center

Statistics confirm that the US spends more money on the military than any other, which, in line of the thread, it's not bad

you wish. it will either be sjws making a scene or the republicans deadlocking the dems in congress for four more years.

This guy tried.

No, what's *your* point? The only downside to living abroad, really, is that if you want something from the U.S., you'll have to pay a shit ton in shipping costs.

the country itself is beautiful, but only the country

I really really do wish. Hopefully in the aftermath we can get some justice for harambe.

filthy sandnigger detected. burn baby burn

I find it fascinating when countries who lack the social, political, racial and religious diversity of the US attempt to apply their homogeneous outlook to American life, as though the solution that works for their one-race, one-religion, one-culture country with 1/100th the population and 1/50th the land mass could possibly apply here. Let alone allow the tumescent development and unprecedented survival of the world's last remaining world-dominating superpower and greatest nation the world has ever seen.

tl;dr Freedom. You literally don't even know.

got no reason to be jealous of your shitty nation

Guns

lots of peaceful immigrants spreading the good word of Mohammad

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>average american
Uh, no.
THIS is the average American you fat cunt.

False. They get healthcare for free already.

Which is bullshit

Americans gave us South Park

Nothing, America is just a shithole, and living there would be depressing and miserable.

Moonman is the only good thing about american fuck niggers

Lolshto?

That guy looks like he has an enlarged colon you numb nuts

Your Mexican Food is Delicious

kek

hold on there buddy, harambe's tragic loss is the fault of that kid's guardian and their lack of attention. nice try, but you can't blame everything on usa.

South Park hasn't been good in years

Boobs

You insolent newfag

I'm not there

I don't care what their fucking conditions are called, they are all a bunch of fat fucks.

i've been here all summer, friendo

you had to be one or the other to say something like that, i had a fifty-fifty chance to guess that right. stop hating usa and start bringing more pain to islamic terrorists.

The US would like to thank all of you for your continued interest in the events if out country, both good and bad. We would like to assure you all of our continued economic support through buying the stuff you make, as well as our commitment to backing our allies militarily, so that you may go about your business of hating how shitty we are.

>they are all a bunch of fat fucks.
this. i haven't seen an adult american other than a celebrity that weighed under 200 lbs.

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kek

Let's be honest guy. It is the fault of the entire usa, it needs to burn to the ground to atone for its failure of that glorious gorilla.

Donald Trump

i'm not your guy, buddy

You can literally eat your way to paid disability.

Don't call me guy, friend.

*gay. Typo. Sorry about that.

guns

no. harambe was a true american and he died a hero's death as a martyr to why child services exists. your undeserved hate for the usa, ingrained into you by your cowardly government and your new peaceful neighbors has clouded your vision.

I'm not your friend, buddy

We freed the slaves

Obesity

really great place to spend all your money

Thankfully i got my auto-correction-post addon on Firefox enabled

Herambe

Just one?

I'm not your buddy, guy

so many niggers in american i say we just nuke that shitty country anyway too many spics

>mmuh freedums
us lacks them

We also brought the slaves, so we kind of evened out on that one.

Best country on the planet

tits

Checked

checked m8 but I'm not your guy, friend.

Our Cops shoot unarmed Niggers......... and we don't even have to ask them to do it for us - what a beautiful place

i'm not your friend, buddy

To drive multiple cars and any car I want to without the german TÜV aka "you wont drive on dis street wiz dis car nigga Niggers".

ow the edge

Well we are not in Europe

Its not Great Britian.

Fuck the USA, hope u all get bombed

Youre the only country in the wealthiest part of the western world who would ever elect a clown for president.

Feels good to be superior. Living in the best country on the planet. Stay vexed, cucks.

Oh, how did you learned that, did a potato on your plate spoke to you?

No, we don't. To get approved for Obamacare, you have to have paid into the medicare fund for at least 10 years OR meet a prerequisite number of "work credit hours". Which just translates to, you have to pay into this fund before you can use it.

Nice canyons!

>Thinks potatoes can talk

Damn Europoors are stupid.

i'm not your buddy, pal

Not completely overrun by niggers yet...

why so salty?

I should've been smarter, you're right

efficient in its purpose of pursuing corrupt ambitions.

Bloody solid PePe-meme there mæyt!
and me euro lads laughing on the way to girls an stuf

it's not your fault, you're just a dumb european.

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>did a potato on your plate spoke to you?
niggawut?

>wrong as usual.

guns

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wen did e spok???

Potatoes will never get me!
You Cannibals!

Are you retarded?

Richness

yurofails don't know about muh Medicaid.

That shit will never happen. Here's your you.

where do you think you are right now?

No, I'm currently ON medicare and state funded medicaid. And I'm speaking from personal experience, you vapid cunt.

coming from an Albertan, Montana is decent to drive down to for a long weekend just to get cheap groceries and gamble because their VLT's in the bars are better than ours. otherwise the USA sucks, wish we would break off any ties with them tbh

i can pay 2€(2.2$) for a check up on the nearest hospital

Ow you're a niggerloving libcuck kike.

You faggots have been saying that for 100 years. If you say it enough, it's bound to come true.

then you know medicaid does not require any pay in. Its strictly means based you dole sucking twatwaffle.

Saw an interview one time with some Euro security bigwig complaining how one of the big inflows of immigrants was actually coming from America. The Arabs get into America, realize that our social care system is actually difficult and they relocate to Europe ASAP because it's a lot easier to mooch there.

Nice b8 here's your (you)

Large landmass with variety in climate

Also Vermont

God fucking damnit. I'm over here $20K in medical debt from "check ups at the nearest hospital". This is such bullshit. College tuition wasted on being sick.

How I soon won't be in it.

>dole twatwaffle
You don't actually live in the USA, do you newfriend? Your shitposting needs work.

We have good food

Ouch
feelingsad.jpg

its got hot dogs

It's not one of those other shitty countries

Wait a second-- what do education costs look like in other countries? Is it comparable to ours in the US? Hijacking this thread.

I'm with this guy

i lived in edmonton before for quite awhile. its an interesting city. nova scotia born and raise though, i eventually went back

The US created most of those terrorists. nice way to keep yourselves busy at everyone else's expense. thx man. thumps up. like.

Our police are doing a slow but steady job. No need for a bomb when hot lead will do just fine
>not worth the cost of rocket fuel

You fucking nitwit, you think poor people don't get Medicare if they've never paid into it???

i am from the US.
>pic related

Depends, you can actually pay nothing, but private schools can go around 10.000€ max most of the time (what i've seen)

That's a good burger

Fuck america

free speech

She's hot

They have a good way of dealing with blacks

They good guys in wwii

Die with nuclear weapon fuckin consumers

McDonalds

You're a jewlover niggerfaggot shill.

You're using a Computer (or a mobile device), you "consumed" you filthy Consumer

In Canada it's just a ham slice

Xenophobia

Who would fucking even hear me? I´m alone in my apartment dipshit

European tits, nice.... Your move USA

Hi Billy Mays here and I'm here to tell you about the Cold War.

Seconding, also plastic tits are awful

Greatest country in the world

Not bad legs, I bet that's a goiter, you're mean, meanie

That episode was awesome

We have Spiderman

as usa burger i can confirm this.

If it wasn't for the USA, ISIS wouldn't be around to keep the rest of the world busy. Thanks guys!

God, it is, also California milk, dad good

I am a poor person, who got denied for medicare three times because I DIDNT have the credit hours it took to qualify for assistance. Faggots. If you do not pay into the system, you cannot get approved for assistance. Period. Go ahead and try it yourselves since most of you aren't even old enough to work let alone work long enough to qualify.

great infomercial russian user should watch, very in4mative.

The girls are beautiful

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OUR WEED IS FUCKING DANK NIGGA

O, CANADA!!

>falling for GOP propaganda this fucking hard

i lost you at "in4mative"

violence and unrest in the middle East predates isis by about thousands of years.

thanks for making even third world shitholes look good america, land of the free was a great joke

Do y'all have student loan debt too? Like do you even need to take out loans to pay for your educations? Are they offered but not necessary? How does that work?

In Dutchland its practically free, highschool, college etc.
have to meet certain standards, if you don't after college is can range from€ 5.000,- to € 13.900,-

>ing4 haha only 5euros you guis ar crayzy lulz.

It's the only country in the world where the poor are obese instead of underweight & malnourished, which is great.

Errrrrrrrr

Apple
Google
Space x
NASA

The ability to educate yourself, start a company, fail and try again

It's one of the best countries out there for freedom of speech.

Eurofags keep fucking it up with their hate speech laws and shit. They've got people facing criminal charges for ripping on islam or calling someone a nigger.

sorry, i can't spell.

Theyre good at dropping bombs.

I know who had my money now

Has few perks and if Hillary is elected, america will fall like Rome did

Fun fact: Montana is the least black state in the country.

You can take a "loan" which is comfortable in most countries because it is given on a student(respected position), it is mixed with a "helping" percentage for the studies and other (depending- you know)

in most rich euro countries it would be tax-free take-all-the-time-you-need kind of deal or having to start paying after 2 years or so in portions of course.

Free speech you say, yet at the tiniest thing you are yelled at for being racist even if it isn't racist at all, and when you are not kissing ass you are being OFFENSIVE and RUDE!! and goddamn you have to watch every word you say, and you dall that free speech?
In Europe they are not triggered, offended pussies, and you can say whatever you want without an angry mob chasing you.

Give up eurofags. We own you and your pathetic countries

spotted the uninformed american

>sources needed
This doesn't surprise me in the slightest. It's conservacuck farmland.

Where do you live?

Since you own me, how can i reply with such disrespect?

Every time I meet a girl from the US on a holiday, she doesn't give a fuck about her boyfriend and just wants to have a good time. USA girls are easy and like to have fun.

I have a fucking criminal record for smoking marijuana. Yet I have a Dean's list letter for my STEM degree hanging on my wall.

Freedom my fucking ass.

Yes this

>helping percentage
What is this? Like interest rates?

Can't you apply for a pardon? Here we wait for 5 years and then can apply.

I'm talking about free speech in regards to the government and laws. People can be angry at you and get you fired, but the government can't touch you.

He's not wrong on the antequated hate speech laws

So what would student debt look like in euro countries vs. the US?

I read somewhere that our national average of student debt post graduation is around $30-50K (per individual, not household).

erm, you didn't know smoking that was illegal? (at the time prolly)
or you just didn't agree with it?

and now you feel oppressed? government yeah? tyranny etc?

because dindu perhaps?

Americans invented trains, planes, and automobiles, and I don't just mean the movie.

>sources needed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_African-American_population

You can get those expunged. Besides, the govt has been forgiving all kinds of MJ related charges in the last couple of years because of the legalization craze sweeping the nation. Pots not that big of a deal anymore.

I gotta wait 7 years to even be considered for parson. I lost my fucking driver's license for 2 fucked up years because of America's fucked up cannabis laws. I major in Computer Science and am unraveling Integrals for my class as we speak.

I'm a white person you jackass.

I lost my fucking driver's license for 2 years and had to go through a year of probation.

But LEGALLY you can say those things without being punished. Social customs and the law are very different.

case: 100.000€ loan with a 0.05%+ Interest rate, but when a "10%" is given extra for free, you are free of paying the interest rate

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Rights.

Europe isn't censoring anything, you are horribly misinformed. And if I had to choose I'd rather be able to have free speech in my day-to-day life. I can tell a black person to fuck off when they cross the line, and I won't be called racist.

some states have legal cannabis laws. boom. get high ya dumb cunts.

So did my mother. She's still got that charge on her criminal record because she couldn't afford ANOTHER lawyer on top of the one she already had, to fight to get it expunged. But it was an option her lawyer brought up constantly.

It's a long way away.

also, It always depends on the country, but there's no need for VISAs anymore, etc etc

LEGALLY doesn't mean much when you have to deal with triggered pussies 24/7 and always have to bite your tongue. Sorry but this is far from freedom

People called the pro-brexiters racists too..

Colombo, greatest detective, exists thanks to usofa

This is a fair point

Oh... The options!!!!!

Well, if Texas went off, you would say the same

they are easy to rob, especially when they come visit EU and they cannot bring their guns with them.

I have nothing good to say about it. myrtle beach and the smokey mountians is pretty though

10K or so with recent figures showing up to 15,000 ex students with a loan of 50K or more.
which is worrying since it was going so well but in general it seems solid enough.
10K is very manageable seeing how rich most of the Dutch families are and how the government gives people loads of different paths to get to the same point.

Strongest military power

Trump. MAGA! Centipedes!

they clean up the rest of the world for the rest of us retards.

Yes, but violence and unrest has been around everyhere since forever, ISIS has brought new violence to the western world, that is chiefly the fault of the Americans!

Freedom my fucking ass. I used marijuana to medicate my anxiety and depression, AND IT WORKED. I can't risk getting another arrest on my record and had to turn to Big Pharma. Criminals records wont mix with my National Honor Society letter of recommendation, Dean's list status, or my National Society Of Leadership and Success letter of recommendation. Fuck Marijuana Laws. I can't fucking understand why marijuana is illegal still. It's a plant that God placed on the earth for people to enjoy.

I heard this argument when Brexit happened too. Its apples to oranges, and obviously it'd depend on the context of the situation that caused them to leave the union.

Theoretically, Texas can survive outside of the US economy. BARELY, but technically. Our constitution is still constructed to support an independent republic, we never took out all the old shit. We added amendments instead of editing them.

dude, in dutchland we got issues with youth bullying the police, and they can't do nutting because of our freedom-laws.

seriously, just because Americans shout really loudly about their freedom, doesn't mean it is an actual fact. or that its any better then in other places.

but Americans live under a rock, no peaking outside Bradly! its scary out there.
so what the fuck do you people even know eh?

Yet perpetually militarily humiliated.

motherfuckers are still trying to come here.

I live there so that's a positive for the country

So are poppies but that doesn't mean heroin should be legal either

How prestigious would that degree be if you earned it in a country where it's legal?

$10K "manageable" he says. It's a fucking dream compared to the bullshit we have to deal with post graduation. Shit, tuition alone is $15K+. Each year. Not bulk for 4, each year you pay $15K not including books, room/board, classes, etc.

Do American's actually think Europe is ran by Sharia Law?

In Britian at least Sharia courts are used as alternate marriage councils and nothing can ever override British Law?

we made General Tso famous

If all you fucking cucks would just wipe out all the bullshit degrees then America would be Great Again!

It is unbelievable that you allow pathetic fags and snowflakes invent their own degrees in delusion and than charge them a lifetime of debt for utter shit.

Very little but our government likes to keep it that way lest we get silly little ideas like "socialism".

>I'm a white person you jackass.

so? you a white dindu then. you broke a law and now you whine about your record. and don't feel free anymore.

you sire are a retard.

Why shouldn't it?

85% of members involved in the National Society of Leadership and Success land their dream job.

People call it "debt slavery" here, keeping us in debt for the rest of our lives so we keep paying them off at ridiculous interest rates thereby making them millions in profit. Everything in our country is designed to make money off of us.

HARAMBE

STEM degree nowhere as expensive, offset with a year placement. Paid off in no time because real high paid job prospects

Been to San Francisco once for two weeks and everyone I met was really helpful and nice.

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and you're a virgin. marijuana isn't that big of a deal anymore, according to everyone in this country BUT you apparently. Obamas pardoning MJ charges that were dealt with too harshly, for fucks sake. The president of this nation is openly saying, "pots not that big of a deal anymore".

They gave us the Beatles.

niggers are shot for no reason

Balls out for Bantu

IF you can't fucking participate then shut your fucking whore mouth.

yeah well I think the different sizes of our countries play a big roll in this. everything is very manageable over here tbh. but then again, we got a consensus culture and you guys....erm...don't.
what DO you guys do to get shit done btw?

Cheap food

Good for you, one single individual who managed to land a job post graduation. Sucks for the rest of the country, but you're right. Your specific situation negates theirs and proves me wrong entirely. pic related, clearly your degree was money well spent.

Whoa, all that weed must've really helped your anger issue too, huh?

well judging by the most recent post, it'll be about 2600 years from now.

>the us created most of those terrorists
wrong again, yurofail.

I'm not too informed on the subject but I always had the idea that the fear of socialism in the US was more of the people and coming less from its governments.

like americans in general freak out by the word social.
because social=socialism=communism=Marxism=oppression
and not even wanting to realise a social agenda can stop there, just be more social. without all the fear and such. (or brainwashing I should say)

Can leak documents.... and whistleblowers

We bitch, incessantly. And then yell at each other when the other side wins. It's all a goddamn fight but the problem is everything is constantly up for debate..by fucking morons. Our education system is fucked to hell and back, so it breeds subservient little tax payers who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

And then we take those retards and elect them into office, trusting them with the future of this country. And when shit goes sour, we blame the black guy every time.

Can't hear ya from the moon.

I turned to big pharma you fucking cunt. I wouldn't hurt a fly on marijuana

true

The men have titties too.

I know what you are saying. I am simply stating you broke a law. whether you agree with the law is irrelevant.
you broke it, and now have a record.
so unless you where 8 years old at the time i'de you should have known better, despite you glorious opinions, and no brake the law.

>I broke the law in this democracy
>I don't feel free anymore

Do you know what freedom even means?

Do you know what freedom means like at all you retard?

I blame your need for unregulated capitalism. that is what is ruining things in the us.
most eurofag countries have regulated capitalism and we don't get the cancer you guys get.

Yeah man, but that's not /international/. Find a country with legal weed that can still get you a foot in the door at that job and then bitch about being oppressed.

Does it suck that Murrica can't into progressive legislation and just legalize it already? Yeah, but that just means don't get fucking caught and be patient. I toked up every day for about 2 years straight (because yeah, it's by far the best anxiolytic out there) and the only thing I've even had so much as a ticket for was a headlight being out.

It's not a pointless law's fault that you somehow managed to get caught smoking weed. Go submit that resumé, go get that interview, go tell em up front they're gunna see a weed misdemeanor on your background check because you were young and stupid, but that you'll pass a drug test and by not hiring you they'd only be giving some tosser down the lane the opportunity to add a National Honor student to their roster.

this. been there, 11/10 would visit again.

>without all the fear
But we're scared of not being scared anymore. Personally, it seems like we stay afraid because its the only motivation that WORKS for us. We're complacent as shit. Mass shootings happen all the time, in our elementary schools for fucks sake. Our children can get shot in the head, and we'll STILL say "muh 2nd amendment" over and over again. We don't give a fuck about anything. We share posts on facebook and then forget about it ten minutes later.

You're right, people hear "social" and freak out because we aren't taught anything other than what seems to be anti-commie propaganda. We hear one word, confuse it with another word, and then get scared by our own ignorance.

>not that user either
>you're that autistic

Some call refugees cancer..