So I'm maybe going to smoke weed for the first time, any tips or things I should know?

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3. Careful with people adding stuff to the weed. It's common to add tobacco to make poppers or spliffs. Usually makes smoking harsher and gives a different buzz.

>5 years almost errday

There's the problem. Every issue you just listed is irrelevant if you only use it a few times a month, like you should. It should be treated like a psychedelic, not a recreational drug.

So what should I expect?

Stop lying. You're just lazy and negative.

Do a bit, see how you feel. Just remember it's all in your head.

The smoke needs to be actually inhaled for it to work.

Some strains can cause paranoia, so you might want to either be in what you consider a safe place or somewhere where you can get to a safe place until you know how you are going to react.

Expect fuzziness, you will feel tingling in most of your nervous endings.. you'll feel your asshair rubbing... Dry eyes and mouth.. weird uncontrollable laughter and random thoughts

Don't over think it. Just enjoy.

Go outside into the nature with some headphones and listen to some nice music

unless it's a strong enough strain, you won't get high your first time. You'll probably like it, probably not.

Remember that you can always smoke more but you can't take back the hits you already smoked. Pot tends to have a creeper effect.

Take one or two hits and then wait for at least fifteen minutes before deciding if you want to smoke more.

I've been smoking for 17 years. Only part of this is true. The Job thing especially, but it's not THAT big a deal because most jobs now do saliva tests instead of urine, because it's cheaper.

Like my room or what, my parents will kill me if they find out so I was thinking outside somewhere
Okay thx m8

Indeed. Dont do it impulsively, OP. Start slow, be with the most experienced tokers that are viable for you to smoke with.

Also dont smoke weed everyday

i hope you are smoking with people you like and trust. tell your friends it is your first time, they will teach you, it will be fun. while it is not physically addictive, make sure you don't fall in with a crowd of friends who only have smoking in common, it will not be worth, trust me, i speak from experience.

first timers should only smoke MAYBE once a month. Maybe a lot less than that even.

If you get too high punch yourself in the dick, this trick has saved me many time.

>erryday
ftfy

Step 1. Inhale weed, if it's harsh, just don't vacuum seal your lips to the piece (pipe) or joint, or whatever, to allow for a bit of air.
Step 2. Remove pipe from mouth and take in air for the rest of your inhale.
Step 3. Exhale, make a funny face (optional)

Bring water, and a little bit of OJ. Water for the cottonmouth, OJ to help you relax after you smoke.

oh i like this recommendation i will give it a shot next time

Also op no matter how high you gonna get your not gonna die

Addendum: Weed is for when you have absolutely nothing better to do. It is also best drug

I don't know what to tell you if you have the possibility of parent aggro. You have any buddies that would let you crash if you need to?

Interacting with the parents while high as fuck can be a bad experience.

ive smoked daily for 2 years now and ive maintained a 4.0 and dont plan on stopping. if you let weed stop you from progressing in life you are truly weak.

OP STOP BEING A LITTLE FAGGOT, SMOKE THE FUCKING WEED, ENJOY IT AND TELL US HOW IT WENT LATER

Dont think of spiders and drink vodka

fap high. You will cum harder than you've ever cum in your life and your dick will feel AMAZING.

I second this, I did my Unix shell scripting assignments while high and passed the class with an A

Won't I chough a lot?

So fuckin this, I made that mistake the first time, white city after that.

first time smoking didnt really get high

first time i actually got high
>bought some weed from a friend in high school, id known him since middle school
>weirdest weed ive ever had. it looked like caramel popcorn. no bullshit.
>a napkin full. maybe 4 or 5 grams. dont even remember what i paid for it.
>went home to my homemade bong that was built out of a vitamin water bottle
>new to smoking so "i thought if i used a bong the smoke wouldnt smell".
>i get high as christ in my room 3 days in a row
>really believe my mom has no idea
>third day ask her to make me biscuits. laughing the whole time higher than god.
>she makes the biscuits.
>4th day she comes to my room and asks about the smoke.
>stopped after that.

those are my first memories of actually getting high.

No one likes the guy that nigger lips the joint or pipe.

Don't be that guy.

So true

THIS

That's the point Cred Forumsro. When you cough, you let that smoke out of your lungs and you can breathe better/get higher.

You'll either not smoke it correctly and think it does nothing, or you will smoke it correctly and get so high you get nauseous. With 0 tolerance weed is like a ton of bricks. You'll have to smoke a few times to get a bit of a tolerance and start to enjoy it.

Yeah, grow up and do adult drugs, homo.

Load up a huge hit Spark that shit through a bong with crushed ice.

This

Guys i may get some weed next week , going first time but i have a question. My mother used to tell me that weed made her paranoid like she thought stuff was falling on her and car was about to hit her , do i have to worry i am tempted to try but scared a bit too

such as?

Smoking it will go directly into your bloodstream it happens almost instantly.

OP HERE
Thanks for the advise so far
Also, what is a good beginners weed?
P.S. sorry for my bad English, its not my first language

cocaine. ecstasy. wax. shatter. crumble.

Tf is crumble you faggot?

For a first timer? Try some mids or some OG. Anything else will get you too high...so high you'll black out, and wake up with a sore butt from the hard dicking you'll take blacked out

Just know your limit, I stupidly went over my limit the over week and ended up vomiting all over myself on the bus..

I test how high i am by standing up and looking left to right, depending on how slow it moves.

YEah line up some good food, good music, good movies and good video games. Then get high and do whichever of them you fancy. Usually good to have some nice tunes on as background in whatever youre doing.

Have fun realising how much better those 4 things are when high.

Fapping while high is the best. For some reason I couldn't watch porn because it felt like i was being sucked into the video ( in a scary way) So i just listened to bineural beats and came as hard as i've ever done before.

>smoked for the first time about a month ago
>had three bong bowls and three pipe bowls of Grand Daddy Purp
>go take a shower to get the scent off me
>begin hallucinating sounds and music that tie into the water
>The sounds repeat endlessly to the point where I'm starting to feel tortured
>clean as fast as possible
>shut my eyes for several minutes to try to calm down
>turn water off
>sounds immediately stop and it feels like I snapped back to reality
>listen to Random Access Memories
>lose myself in the music
>fall asleep sometime towards the end of the album

Looked forward to getting high again the next day.

under age and B&.

Weed burns your throat as all the other posts have pointed out. If you can use a vaporizor or a water bong with an ice chamber that will help... but also a MILKSHAKE is good too. Take a SIP hold it in your 'throat' as long as possible before swallowing. The cold will numb your throat and the fat from the shake will coat it.

very disappointing answer

My first time I was in the same predicament where I couldn't smoke in the house because of parents and didn't have friends who smoked so had to smoke it on the field 5 minutes from my house then walk back there
I DO NOT recommend it if you have to walk past of talk to your parents, you'll probably seem OK cause the smell dissipates fairly quickly on your clothes and it takes a while to kick in properly, but you're fairly likely to blow it for yourself with paranoia that they know

OP please don't, it's easier to say no to your first joint than it is to your last one.

I'm assuming you're young still so let me just tell you that you don't have to do this.

You are a faggot

My first time, me and 2 other friends smoked 7 grams over 2 and a half days, we camped in a different random field each night. Best way to introduce me to weed :)

You are retarded

That's probably because when you smoke it and realize the dogma surrounding it is BS, you see no reason to quit it for good

He's not doing Meth, faggot.

It isn't heroin you fucking pussy

I think you're confusing weed with cigarettes.

You have not smoked for long i can tell.

It's not going to kill you, decide if YOU like it, it may take more than one go. First time I smoked a bunch of older heads smoked like eight bowl of Dank with me. Second time smoking. Thought I was never going to come down. Take it easy.

Oh sorry I don't know a slang term for a drug I'm Not even aware about you bum ass degenerate.

I've been smoking for over 3 years

Listen to music.

Dont do it! Only 1(!) injection can kill you or at least give you permanent brain damage!

slang drug terms are so fucking cringeworthy anyway. it shows you're too much of a chickenshit to call a drug by its real name because you're afraid of getting caught. or you're just a fucking nigger

>posting on an image board
>in [the current year]
>in a thread about smoking Pot
>calls user "degenerate"
You see the irony here, right?

Since when do you inject weed?

This is very personal, just exhale and inhale smoke slowly because you could feel like burning the throath (not realy just the feeling) then keep it seven seconds in your lungs and let it go, and reapeat at least 4 to 7 times to reach an standard high (it will come in 3 minutes after first inhalation, then enjoy and remember the efect is a combination between relaxation plus paranoia and anxiety so you could feel fear about things that normally couldnt scare you so abobe all smoke in a quiet place the first time if not available just whatever you do, keep calm to avoid bad trip but sadly the first impact you will notice is the short term memory lost so you cant feel the pasage of time as normal and will forget about keep calm so good look also someone knows where to buy some cannabis in cdmx?

feels like time stops your first time Cred Forumsro. expect it

Truer words have never been spoken. It's all about self control and knowing yourself. If you have an addictive personality, NGL nigga don't start. But if you're a motivated individual nothing should stop you. Especially not some I that good good

It's not for everyone. Not totally harmless, but it's not exactly crack. Which reminds me, I know a first time horror story that involves crack. Don't smoke Unidentified blunts or joints. Don't smoke it if your not sure. People are fucked up, don't trust just because.

it's called crumble because it crumbles.... and wax is waxy

i can second this, it actually improved my grades.

Sometimes you'll get lazy, but if you get passed the first 10-15 mins of doing homework then you'll actually enjoy doing it high (it also helps me understand better)

Pre-med student here, thinking about studying in physical therapy though. Did you know weed is often prescribed as a muscle pain reliever? (p.e after serious car accident )

OP it's me again, please PLEASE don't listen to these other people. They're still haven't found out the hard way.

It's your choice now. Either you can live a wholesome life without regrets or end up as misguided as them.

You dumb faggot.

ugh ... how many times do we have to have this thread?? Just burn the shit and inhale the smoke!

It's not that hard and literally NOTHING can go wrong!

How did you find out the bad way then?

It can be, pretty intense, depending on how much, and what you smoke the fist time. Recommend being with people you consider safe.

also avoid smoke in a pipe with too much ashes it could give you a head ache

Some people claim the first time "wasn't" a first time, they got their "high" afterwards.

For me my first time was a damn high, after some puffs I've started felling really slow, my friends wanted to move around so I tried to follow then, really tried as my sigthing started to "crop" (like those cameras effects that take photos in sequence). Then they noticed I couldn't move properly we sitted under a tree, so I started hearing the surrounds(specially birds and people walking) like they were just 0,5 inches from my ear, the sounds were too much inside my head, so this gave me nausea, I puked two times on this park I was, finally we went to the shoppingcenter to get some ice cream for me they leaved me sitting on the table for a while, there the hearing problem started again because people talk(a lot) so I just vommited again between my fingers because I was trying to hold myself... hahaha crazy isn't?

My advice would be stay calm to not get nausea like me, futhermore have something to drink maybe sweet and eat. Also try to enjoy.

Everything I said was to prevent that. Also, don't blow the weed out the pipe hole. Play vidyas, have fun. Just saw "do the drugs, don't let them do you" on a bathroom wall. Words of the wise man Mon.

Fuck weed, burning out your lungs for a 45 minute buzz then a headache which only requires more smoking. Xanax is much better. 4 or 6 mg's and you'll be high as a kite for hours and you won't have to cough your dick off just to get high. Cocaine is good too.

I'm fucking stoned rn ...
also come to my thread

>be 6 years ago
>be 17
>be junior year of high school
>one kid in my friend group who I don't really know is a big pot head
>nobody else in the group smokes except him
>he usually smokes by himself before meeting up with us
>one time during lunch(open campus lunch) its just me and him left because other friends got a head start
>this kid ends up being pretty cool and we end up having a lot in common show wise and vidya
>starts to talk about weed
>I ask if I could try it with him
>he says yeah and he'd smoke me out
>we meet up later that night before we're supposed to go to the movies with the rest of the group
>smoke in a woodsy area underneath a train track
>keep taking hits of his bowl but not getting high
>don't think I'm doing it right
>he tells me not everybody gets high the first time
>disappointed so we finish up and leave
>start to feel it walking back to the movie theater
>nearly walk into oncoming traffic
>stoned as fuck
>we get into movie theater
>high as fuck, freak out in the theater because there is no where to sit
>run out of the theater
>friend comes and finds me and convinces me to come back
>we sit in the front row
>iron man 2
>no idea whats going on, assume its a 3D movie
>everybodyinthistheaterknowsi'mhigh.png
>get out of the movie
>friend wants to smoke more
>too paranoid
>call my mom for a ride home
>nervous as fuck she is going to know
>she doesn't notice
>go home and eat my entire pantry

thats about it. I started smoking as often as I could after that. for a while it was just a fun treat then once I got a car and started driving I was able to just go and buy it myself then I made friends through it. Then I realized I enjoy smoking by myself more so I would just buy a shit load of weed and I bought a vaporizer and I would just get high in my room. I did it for years and stopped about a year ago when I went back to college.

weed is fun just don't be a retard with it.

see

Kek. And heroin is a great high. Still not going to recommend it.

I didn't I can sit here and proudly type that I've never done a single bad drug in my entire life, not even alcohol.

It's just obvious that doing things like weed is conducive to a bad/failure lifestyle.

You'll never become a dynamic individual with a loving family and a nice job that way.

There are certain spheres of life and you guys aren't part of the top one, it's hard to explain but you just feel good about yourself and everything glows here.

Knowing that you've never fallen off the tracks is the right way to go.

I smoke 46 dandelions a day.

Tell all the people at Google who have cards, and smoke this. I'm sure they'd love it.

>doesn't do drugs
>still ends up on b
>kektimus maximus

Are you Jewish, Muslim or a jehova?

Heroin kicks ass. Just don't shoot it and you'll be fine.

Bruh, they're different forms of a drug. Wax is waxy, crumble crumbles, shatter can shatter like glass, etc.

OP HERE
Thanks 4 the advice's Cred Forumsrothers
I will tell how it went

These guys have it. Be somewhere you won't worry about people walking in on you unexpectedly or judging you, like a trusted friend's house or home alone. Feeling comfortable in your environment is key to getting the most out of it.

I recommend having snacks around too, you're gonna get hungry. My first time I went to town on a big box of Goldfish crackers and a six pack of Pepsi...something about the dryness of the crackers followed by the bubbles of Pepsi was incredible. Also fucking birthday cake Oreos. And once you're in the zone, find some TV like Aqua Teen or Family Guy--weird comedies like those make so much more sense when you're high.

Bottom line, have fun with it! You're always sort of going to be chasing your first couple of highs, so enjoy the shit out of it man!

I'm a muslim and unfortunately I have a porn addiction and come onto Cred Forums for fetish stuff.

It's unfortunate because I feel like I have a thin layer of filth covering my body that I can't scrub off.

The thing is everyone here is fucked even if they don't want to admit it. Not fucked in a James Holmes kind of way, fucked as in you're damaged now and you'll never, ever, become a normal person again.

Here's an example of the top sphere of life I was talking about: do you know how when you do something exciting for the first time in a different place, how it feels so new and different?

All of life becomes that, nothing is overdone, and there's a hint of that comforting atmosphere that comes in during the winter holidays.

you guys missed out, I still have a chance though

>Don't smoke weed every day

Why not?

You guys all suck. Adderall is the best drug. I have a script for it.
No you don't.

Yes I am sure you're not just deluding yourself into thinking that, no no, there is grace on earth that's why we grow food in shit and kill things all the time. No no that's why sure pure muslim countries have problems with gang rape and believe that a good method to kill someone who you don't like is burying them up to their neck and throwing rocks at them. No no that is truly what life should be like, not these deranged lunatics going around and increasing levels of dopamine and serotonin in their minds through the use of drugs. They are filth and you should save yourself OP!

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Tell me OP what you think of my first time. Some people laugh some people puke, hahaha

even if I don't make it that zen I'm talking about still exists, where you've come to terms with and are okay with all of your past actions.

Having a sense of purpose, a dynamic life, and being okay with who you are is all you need.

imagine the week before christmas and you're walking in a giant mall, and everyone is happy and all of these families are together. and then imagine that you have a loving SO and you're the rich CEO of a company who's just stopping by the mall with her, and afterwards you're going to go to a small gather at you're nice west coast mansion at night, with all of your young friends.

I'm not saying that's where I'm going to be, but that's the feeling you get when you've made it mentally

I know some people will think this is low quality bait, but I'm not joking

Light one end and suck the other. Are you too brain dead to smoke things?

i will pray for you

>I'm better than all of you
>I'm high on life
>I know what I'm talking about even though I've never even done a drug
>I have no idea what it's like to get high or drunk
>but I'm gonna talk down to everyone else here and act like I know what I'm talking about

i will also pray for you too

I'm ASPD. (Basically depressed sociopath). That life doesn't appeal lol. And yes I am diagnosed.

thanks.

fuck off randy

Diagnosed with what? Vaginitis?

Well unfortunately I don't give any headence to religion, so I'm afraid that's a wasted prayer.

Also we're talking about weed. As far as drugs go it might as well be beer. I wish you tried smoking it so you knew just how ridiculous you sounded.