Jim is sitting at the bar having a drink when he notices the pretty girl next to him. What does he do next?
>post ending in 6 decides
Jim is sitting at the bar having a drink when he notices the pretty girl next to him. What does he do next?
>post ending in 6 decides
Kills himself
Asks the girl to check em, obviously.
Violently rapes her and turns the bar into a blood orgy.
...you see, let me explain. Its all the jews fault and the...
Nice singles. Checked.
He starts bragging to the bartender about how much anime he watches, and tries to order a drink in Japanese.
Continues his drink and does nothing to her as he is gay so in stead he fucks the bar keeper
Jim produces his phone and shows her his wicked dubs. Sadly, she does not share his enthusiasm, and backs away in horror.
What does Jim do next? Post ending in 3 decides
Rapes her
Arigatou gozaimasu
Fucking rooollll
oh shit, nice
Winrar
WINRARA
Jim smacks the pretty girl next to him over the head with his glass thus making her less pretty and more gettable.
Thanks op for providing some cool content
Jim cuts to the chase and begins furiously fucking the nice lady against the bar. The barman leaps up to defend her.
What does Jim do next? 8 decides.
no worries man
Jim realizes that its Pam and overhears bartender ask her to make copies even though she has been moved to sales
Rapes him
We successfully convinces the barman and everyone else to help and have a gangbang
He rapes everyone in the bar. He covers the room in blood as he consumes the bartenders kidney whilst he fingerblasts the girl.
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>Jim realizes that its Pam and overhears bartender ask her to make copies even though she has been moved to sales
WINRAR
Jim's dick elongates and thickens, his flexible cock works its way through the woman's body and through her mouth to slap the barman in the face. He then utilizes his wonky cock as a hand to hold his beer glass while he drinks.
Winrar
Smach the drink in her face. Simple and funny.
Check my 6
Nice winrar
persuades the barman to join in
You absolute madlad l. You did it
...
He has sex with your mother
LOL Who is that decapitated man? like what the fuck i knew btards were dumb but seriously
Well thanks, always on service
Thats a sad bar, just three people?
*i dont watch the US office so i hope this is accurate*
Jim immediately drops is lover and puts her safely on the bar, then squaring to the cunt who made such a request of her.
What does he do next? 0 decides.
I love the office
Jim fucks the barman. Hit dat assssss
ikr?
smashes bartender in the head with the glass
>most bars around the world are sad places with 3 people in them,
right,
this,
minute.
He murders him then tittyfucks pam
he gives a blowjob to the bartender hoping he'll overlook the problem
Mashes potatoes
Jim starts farting and shitting all over himself. Then he has a seizure. He falls and cracks his head open on the bar counter, and as he flails helplessly on the floor; he sprays blood, semen, and frces all over the pretty girl, the bartender, and the other patrons.
Then Jim dies.
>Posts bait, no one responds
>Responds 3 times to his own bait
Idiot.
He knocks out the barman and fuck him. Recording the whole thing and posting it on Cred Forums with some dubs to boot.
?
Sets the bar on fire
>420
Blazeitfaggot!
calls for airstrike
Asks the bartender to cuck him
Helicopter dick
Well done
Shit man, i have 50+ people next door having a house party. Fucking Irish i don't know how they even squeeze there.
Every OP should strive to be like OP.
He slams the fucker in the head, and he's down but not out. In the distance, Jim hears police sirens.
What does he do next? 9 decides.
Satanic ritual
HE GETS CRUNK NIGGA
DINDU NUFFIN, FUK DA POHLEES
Then what the fuck are you doing here? Go chill some with some crazy Irish fucks.
Rape bartender
fuckin saved
knock the sucker out, move the girl on top, place the broken bottle in the girls hands, then escape the scene
Jim takes the broken bottle and slits Pam's throat.
NO WITNESSES.
Jim convinces the police to help gangrape Pam
Jim gets wizard powers.
He gangrape Pam with the Police
eats his own ass D:
Recites the Quran.
He's got new skin now, skinwalk out of there, obviously.
jim gets raped by a football
Allahu Akbar
roll for this
Im a 28yo cynical fuck with insomnia and work tomorrow.
this cunts are normie students
the only thing that makes me not call police right fucking now is the fact i was young to
this is no /r9k/ tho so
rape bartender, set bar on fire
we going full, no lube
winner winner, chicken dinner
jim continues to rape chick while at the same time holding a gun to her head incase the cops show up
He gangbangs Pam with the police
reroll
Jim sacrifices both these other bodies to summon a demon to combat the police.
winner,winner, chicken dinner
>Knocks the fucker out, slams the girl on counter top, places the broken bottle in her hands, then turns to the door, does a 360 and fucking legs it.
Fixed it for you chum
furiously screams I DINDU NUFFIN while raping bartender's limp body
rolling for this
start jacking onto the bodies
double 9 winrar
but football rape, you nerds
checked
...
It's concerning how excitedly I'm hitting refresh, eagerly waiting to see Jim get raped by a football.
Out of NOWHERE, a somehow animate football leaps in and starts to rape Jim violently in the butt. Meanwhile, his foe the bartender gnaws at his ankle as the police draw ever clsoer.
What does he do next? 5 decides.
Jim realizes the bartender is Michael Scott and for some reason he is pregnant. Michael gives birth to baby on the floor and it turns out to be a black midget who says "whatchamacallit dinger bobble nigger nigger i nigger" they fuck and this ends the thread.
Jim farts hard enough to fire the horny ball at the police.
he calls in catfishman to help him rape the football and the police
cmon mate
Calls an uber for the dead barman and loads him in the trunk.
Jim convinces the police and football to help gangrape Pam
the cops come in and start fapping and yelling "OH FOOTBALL CHAN"
He fucking dances
An American football joins in on raping Jim.
Ascends to heaven then punches God.
sit on the bartenders head in the hopes up popping the football with the glass shards logged there in
Jim then convinces the football and police to help gangrape Pam
Rip cunt's head off
He decides to counterrape the football while the bartender starts pouring bbq sauce on his leg
drinks everything in the bar and burps at the officers so they get drunk and start to rape the barman
out of nowhere
squids, hundreds of squids
Reroll
winrar
winrar
kek
while the bartender gnaws his leg?
Jim fats and shots voilently covering the cops and the bartender in shit and blinding them
Yes
Fucking yes
The football subsides raping him, only for an AMERICAN football to take his place
The football had already won.
Get over it.
Jim farts vigorously in the direction of the sirens, sending the football like a holy rocket full of flatuence which destroys the police car and kills both policemen inside with the smell!
With the intense concentrated power of a thousand faggots' mighty sphincters, he collapses his anus in around the ball forming a gravitational singularity in which launches the ball through time and space, tearing a rift to the shadow realm where horrific eldritch abominations lay ruin to the police force.
Jim then ascends his material form, becoming a being of pure homosexual energy and begins his quest for the man wielding the legendary JO Crystal so that he might be absorbed into it.
This.jpg
^
Using his wily negotiation skills, Jim persuades the police to aid his raping of Pam, along with the magic football. The noble, bloodied barman still attempts to chew on Jim's leg.
Repeatedly bites his leg...
bump
He quickly starts livestreaming and recording on his phone to be able to prove in court that he did in fact not rape this woman, while making sure he stays in the well lit area and within the bartenders field of view the whole time.
After finishing his drink he quickly move to another part of the bar where there are no possible rape victims.
Oops, forgot to say who decides what happens next!
>4 decides niggers
This please
What does 'jerk it' mean? Is this like workout routine? Am german btw.
>hoping this isn't bait
masturbation
THEN A FUCKING DECEPTION DROPS IN AND JIMS CONVINCES HIM TOO HELP TOO
The police turn out to be part of the mafia and take jim to a warehouse
Doubt it.
Still a funny post.
This guy shoots everyone in the the head with a rifle
pic related
rr
and they tie him up
This
Harambe joins in on the gang rape
>With the intense concentrated power of a thousand faggots' mighty sphincters, he collapses his anus in around the ball forming a gravitational singularity in which launches the ball through time and space, tearing a rift to the shadow realm where horrific eldritch abominations lay ruin to the police force.
>Jim then ascends his material form, becoming a being of pure homosexual energy and begins his quest for the man wielding the legendary JO Crystal so that he might be absorbed into it.
with a dildo in his ass bigger than his thigh
jim and the police officer high five before the cop shoots the bartender, paints his face black, plants a gun on him, and blames the rape on him.
reroll
rr cmon
rr
reroll
Starts playing Piano Man
Monkeys join in
Fullcommunism happens
Jim eats the football
Reroll
Refill again
fuck it whynot
Again cuz it's best A FUCKING DECEPTION DROPS IN AND JIM CONVINCES IT TO HELP
winrar
Rr
DAMN!!!!!!!!!
if this thread is about end I want this to happen
He kills all of them and then rapes the football
slips some roofies in her drink then when shes passed out cuts out her genitals to stretch over his stetson to keep it dry in the rain?
Shrek and snoop dog join in and Pam gets the ever loving shit raped out of her
THIS
Ah.
Will it happen?
With the combined efforts of the double penetration onslaught taking place between Jim and the football, Jim can no longer withstand the clenching muscles gripping his abnormally large manhood and ejects a torrential stream of boiling hot cocksauce which slices through Pam down to her very molecular structure. The forces of nature and the natural order of the universe guides the seminal geyser straight into the police officer's tiny cuck dick where it burrows into his balls, manifesting Jim's superior seed within him so that it mutates his own. The cop then grows in power, his penis quadrupling in size and his head catching aflame with the rage of Nemesis, Roman Goddess of Justice.
The police manifests a divine revolver in his hands and with a squeeze of the trigger, turns the bartender's head into a fine red mist.
This
Hoping this will get picked
Good get user, made me lol
HERE IS THE 4
fists her with a cactus
The devil must be a fan of /k/
satan you lying sack of shit
here is the true 4
DAMN, dubs responding to Satan Trips responding to WinRAR!
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
hehehehheheeee...
fucking kill me. I actually was this fucking close to NOT breaking the combo....
dubs replying to trips
how about singles reply to dubs?
Jesus comes in and ask "lol whut u doing?"
While holding his cell phone.
and dubs reply to singles!!!
well fuck me
True carnage is upon us. The violent rape-orgy distorts Pam's body beyond human capabilities. Also, the frenzied barman finally manages to chew off Jim's leg.
What does Jim do next? 7 decides!
A FUCKING DECEPTION DROPS IN AND JIM CONVINCES HIM TOO HELP TOO RAPE PAM
JIM EATS THE FOOTBALLS ASS
This
oh fuck.
Again because best A FUCKING DECEPTION DROPS IN AND JIM CONVINCES HIM TOO HELP TOO RAPE PAM
Pam turns into a Slaaneshi deamonette and kills/rapes everyone including that fucking white knight of barman.
Jims mom calls and he really needs to take it.
She wonders if he has feed the gold fish at home.
And he is like "moom not now!"
Damn
OP this should happen if the thread is going to be over
Jim licks the shit out of the footballs ass and loves every second of it.
The barman still tries to eat Jim's leg.
holy shit i forgot pic
Introduce yourself. Ask her where she's from. profit.
n a numba u nigger
Anyway, immediately following this perverse act, this bizarrely dressed character enters the bar brandishing a rifle, and thusly shoots all of our new friends in the head, killing them instantly.
Perfect ending
golden chef goes BASEJumping/claypidgeon shooting to celebrate his marvellous deeds.
Sorry my dude but the show is over
he builds a sculpture out of the bodies and puts it up in a gallery
welp fuck you OP just became a faggot in my book for skipping my win
These threads look like they could be fun if autistic 12 year Olds didn't ruin every get.