THE GREATEST BATTLE IN HISTORY IS ABOUT TO UNFOLD

THE GREATEST BATTLE IN HISTORY IS ABOUT TO UNFOLD.

Get your cunt asses in here and start battling for the glory of the Atlantic ocean.


RULES OF THE BATTLE

Roll either Dolphin or Tortoise

DUBS DEALS: 50 DMG
TRIPS: HEALS YOUR WARRIOR
POSTS ENDING WITH 69 DEALS 150 DMG
QUADS USES SHARK TO INSTA KILL ENEMY WARRIOR.

START WITH 400 HP

GET ROLLING Cred ForumsTARDS

dolphin, quads get

Go turtle

I like turtles

Time to turtle slap a bitch.

dolphins taste good with some mayo on rye bread

DIGITS FOR TURTEL

tortoise dubs get

its a fucking tortoise you nerds. Dolphin roll

no u

dubs for turtel

Go dolphin!

Tortoise, use turtling attack!

fuck you for not doing tortoise vs porpoise

Shark up in this bitch to kill both

Do turdle

Turtle is going to rape that dolphin

Ninja turtle going to fuck you up

dolphin

dolphin rules!

Go turtle go

Tortoises cannot swim, they are terrestrial species. Turtles swim.


Dubs for Tortoise

>may he rip in piece

All dubs are for turtle. Dolphin has no hope.

Roll tortoise

Dolphin
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b
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Fuck the dolphins

Oi m8, rollin' for mi turtel frend

tortoise 4real bitches

toretuse is gooder aminal if vote yes

>yes

Dorlhpin because they speak english

torterra

Go turtle!!!!

ALSO THATS NOT A TORTOISE YOU FAG

1 vote yes for toretuse

>btw, tortoise

Fucking calling a sea turtle a tortoise.