THE GREATEST BATTLE IN HISTORY IS ABOUT TO UNFOLD.
Get your cunt asses in here and start battling for the glory of the Atlantic ocean.
RULES OF THE BATTLE
Roll either Dolphin or Tortoise
DUBS DEALS: 50 DMG
TRIPS: HEALS YOUR WARRIOR
POSTS ENDING WITH 69 DEALS 150 DMG
QUADS USES SHARK TO INSTA KILL ENEMY WARRIOR.
START WITH 400 HP
GET ROLLING Cred ForumsTARDS
Time to turtle slap a bitch.
dolphins taste good with some mayo on rye bread
its a fucking tortoise you nerds. Dolphin roll
Tortoise, use turtling attack!
fuck you for not doing tortoise vs porpoise
Shark up in this bitch to kill both
Turtle is going to rape that dolphin
Ninja turtle going to fuck you up
Tortoises cannot swim, they are terrestrial species. Turtles swim.
Dubs for Tortoise
>may he rip in piece
All dubs are for turtle. Dolphin has no hope.
Oi m8, rollin' for mi turtel frend
toretuse is gooder aminal if vote yes
>yes
Dorlhpin because they speak english
Go turtle!!!!
ALSO THATS NOT A TORTOISE YOU FAG
Fucking calling a sea turtle a tortoise.