>walk in store
>see this
>wat do?
Walk in store
keep walking.
/thread
turn 360 degrees and walk away
i'd roll for dubs
Wonder how the fuck I ended up in a Whole Foods store. I do remember them raping customers on food prices (scales rigged).
Walk out.
then leave the store
Hand her a cheeseburger. Leave.
ask myself why the fuck I'm in a whole foods
> Think about going to talk to her
>Pass by not saying a single word
>Go home and think why the fuck i did not talk
She has no ass
I know that's not what you asked but fuck it
It wasn't rigged scales, it was idiots fucking up tare weights.
checked!
walk up to her
look her right in the eye
and gently place a cucumber into her basket
/thread
What
"Mine's bigger than that."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Oh, my cucumber! It's bigger."
But that would leave you in the same position
Try to make small talk and get her number. She's a kinda cute. Any sauce on her?
>bad posture
>whole foods
>apple earpods
>no ass
Turn 360 and walk away
Checked af
take creepshots and post them to Cred Forums
Congratulations sir your roll was successful
she probably has no music playing, just in to fend off foul neckbeards
flawless victory
Ask her out, she looks to be iny league
... lol ...
check her basket for deplorables
get number
call
taker her out for drink
smash
call her a few days later
smash again
...
ew
tell me that's a shoop
Ask the woman if she knows where is the 6$ asparagus water
>What the hell am I doing in a whole foods?
Are you all pedos or what?
help her find her ass
>being this new