Just caught this beauty in my bedroom. What shall I do?

Just caught this beauty in my bedroom. What shall I do?

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Stick...stick your dick in it

put it in a jar with a tiny hole in the lid, pour a little gas or whatever in it, and then burn that fucker alive. show no mercy to invading insects. SHOW THEM YOUR POWER

How the fuck do you open that? pour a little bit of flammable shit in it and set it on fire

tea bag it.

It's not that big nor particularly dangerous looking. Just put it outside and call it a day.

drown it in bleach

Shove it up you butt and post proof

fire.

Preheat oven to 450.

Cook thoroughly for 23 mins. Once done, let sit for 4 and a half minutes.

Burn your house down.

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>be me
>founds spider in bedroom
>goota go tell muh friends on the chans
>ooooh ill ask what i should do with it
>hurr dooooo ughghghghgh
>im OP and im fucking retarded

duck tape to balls, wear it for 24h

cum on it

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make a spider sized dildo and rape it heheh

Space program of course

pull off the legs and shove the thorax in your urethra

Eat it... cook it if you must.

This

Put it in a closed container and fill it with water. See how long it lasts

At least he's trying something different

leave Australia

>insect

Spiders are bros, let him go outside.

Damn you beat me. Op got any bottle rockets?

ffucking newfag

Or helium balloons

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A little ketchup too.

this.

i bet you enjoy the
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SpiderOP should become a meme

>Go to petsmart
>Buy crickets
> Create grand arena
>Make the mfs battle

space program
balloon string on each leg
post video, make it count

Move?

oh man.. i wonder how this will be used next evo.

He can make them with matches and foil, DO IT OP

Confirmed space program.
Prepare the spider for his journey. T minus 10 minutes

>be me
>no lifer
>my basement is the world for me
>gotta go check the chans cause i'm a creep and a fat-ass
>found a thread of a beta guy posting shit about a spider
>ill try to be smart and post something offensive
>huurr dooooo ughguhguhguhg
>i'm fucking smart, fuck those betas guys in Cred Forums

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cut the 4 legs at the center
build a tiny suit and a top hat
make it dance

NOPE

Poke it with a stick that was recently on fire.

that'd be some shit I wanna see somebody shove a living spider but their stinker. rolling

Iam the superior spider and iam coming for u OP

Take all of your clothes off and let the fucker roam freely all over your body.

poke it with your dick that was recently on fire

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Obviously the answer is the Space Program. Keep him alive until morning and post your results, OR give him a small gas lantern on the way up.

>taking the bait
forgot the underage summerfags are still here

poke it with your fire that was recently on fire

lets just all accept OP isnt going to do shit. He just want attention.

Release it you nigger

BREAK OFF ITS LEGS AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR MAN PUSSY FOR DADDY I DEMAND IT NOW

i agree with this

fire it with your fire that was recently on fire

Put spidey in pooper.

That's what I did.

Ass Rape it or you are a Faggot!

Let it go in a field outside. Don't be a douche lord.

What about their legs? They don't need those.
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fucking hell dude this is hard to watch

fuck it

Kek, what a waste

it's playin dumb
burn it just to make sure

insert one of its legs into your urethra

or two
we won't judge op

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Hang a tiny sign on it, dubbing it either Frank or Charlie or Jason Bourne, and make a deal with that you won' kill it if it stays in that corner of the ceiling in the bathroom over the door.