Ways you can describe your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend

>Ways you can describe your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend.

Makes me arrive quickly

Not fun to ride when it's wet

Sexy

Vibrates when i turn it on.

Worthy investment

>arrive

"This piece of shit isn't going fast enough.."

tangible

Big and noisy

makes me feel good.

Lubricated

Leaks oil all over the bloody place, won't start no matter how hard I kick it.

/Panhead

Atleast you won't be stolen by a white man.

I don't have a motorcycle

Real.

doesn't bitch when I want to show my friend a good time with it.

Money well spent

A fucken cunt

Shit i fucked that up

Not currently in pieces

>it's insured

I never let my friends ride her.

Dubs, trips, and funny all in one.

+1

Mine exists.

it sucks

best thing my dad ever handed down to me

The gang takes her out for a ride every weekend

>being this autistic

Entirely hypothetical

Can turn it on anytime

lol your gf doesn't like you

Long, hard, and I ride it all day long

Lying in pieces on the floor of my garage.

tailpipe leaks, headlights are no good, she makes this terrible noise until i hit it a few times

Made in Japan

I have a motorcycle.

Is a two-wheeled locomotive form of transportation and leisure known as a motorcycle, not my girlfriend.

heavy.

The single gayest thing you'll ever see me on top of

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haha lol also you like to ride it hahaha lol like with your dick

subtle but good

Tends to break down once a month, which is apparently MY fault...

Definitely responsive to the prompt.

I never beat her.

This here's my hawg,

Existent.

Husqavarna

One is large,black, loud, and proud.

The other is my wife, who is in fact none of those things. She is a respectable white woman who speaks at appropriate volumes...and fucks dogs and kids behind my back

"usually only black guys ride it" (hayabusa)

She makes my roids bleed when I ride her hard

Reliable.

Well-respected amongst connaisseurs.

...

Real.

You exist

Black

Wore it out so bad one ride, it wasn't running right for about a week

Born in 1970