You there, what is your profession?

I don't think I want to be a poly sci + x rent seeker

Head chef at Wendy's

Jet engine mechanic with 10 years experience.

State park ranger

i am a man of sales good sir

Board Op

drunkard

Macroeconomist

Dog trainer

A God

lmao! chef? at wendys

school teacher sir...

Electrical Contractor

eternal student (PhD math)

Pot maker

You arnt are chef if you work at Wendys retard

warehouse wageslave

If I was one of your students, id fuck you.

I'm a YouTuber with 5mil subs

...

Fuck off leafy

Burn unit nurse.
Get punched and screamed at a lot.
Pays good tho.

Air Traffic Controller, 8+ years

Drug dealer.

Do you think of being anhero?

entrepreneur

I accept loads

fucking newfags

Cum dump for my roommates ^_^

18, Lot Porter.

I get paid to call OPs faggots on the internet.

i'm a man

>Night shift hotel worker.
>Occasional story teller on Cred Forums
>in perpetual state of crisis

Good. That would make my number 1 fantasy come true.

>wipes peoples butts who have burns
>occupation pays goo
pick one

Like in the movie Ground Control?

Master custom upholsterer, furniture designer.

>Punched and kicked a lot
Calling BS
Nursing jobs are not nearly that hard, all you niggas do is get blood pressure's and temps all day

I take kids away.

Weird combo, or is that the hot shit now? Profession revamp in Legion any good?

"WHATS YOUR OCCUPATION!"
"I-I-I clean shit..."

Warehouse Operations Manager

Cook from italy

Restaurant industry

I make this a spiderman thread

I don't have a profession. never had a job. I live with my mother.

fluffer

Fuck outta here Can Mayor

>I'm a nurse
Ayyy lmao
--------> /r/MyTradeTakesNoeffort

Software Engineer

>37

Where did it all go wrong.

lawyer working for the mexican consulate in pennsylvania

I make candy

beaner lawyer

>paying for an education more useless then gender studies

troll or what?

Iron worker sir...

I work at panera's..
I'm a student.

fuck you

graphic design is my passion

Please post health tips on how to correctly wipe & in what direction

Still make more than most people and I like my job.

Behavior analyst for autistic fucks

always wipe back to front and don't believe a man when he tells you that shaving your public hair will rid you of crab infestation.

line cook.

ppost cute butt

Software developer = )

Tim?

Holy shit.... who is this?

Mike?

How long have you lived in your moms basement?

I bet you are high on life, Jesus.

That's a terrible job.

No basements in Texas... but my parents live in another state anyway

37 years

From Washington?
No...

>"= )"
Drink bleach.

Cringe ASF
>Didn't think lying would have been better

Software engineer. I work on the web browser that you're probably using right now.

= (

I dig it

Maybe.
How do I know you.
(if I do know you,Which im sure i dont)

can you give me money? i live in a third world country, if people don't give me money I will starve

A translator, my good sir

how do I put on icy hot?

Damn man ,

Why?

I work at a K-mart.

Which languages

First year teacher.

They make the best pasta

Personal Hair stylist for Donald Trump

>10$ an hour =/= pays good

Engineering

Replace Unit nurse with prostitute

Triple your money

Youre welcome

thats what i say nobody gets it

get off 4 chan ray

Case manager at a recovery center.

Let's just pretend this didn't happen lol.

professional shill

just quit my job, worked for a tree removal company, 12 hours a day fuckin hated it.

FUCK I NEED HELP I JUST FUCKED UP A GLUCOSE TEST WHAT DO I DO? CALL 911?!?!?!?!

Business Intelligence developer.
I work with a database and do analytics to give people meaningful info.

no u

severe depression and anxiety

I don't have a job. I worked at McDonald's a few months back, though.

Wait what
WHO ARE YOU
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

Professional Puppeteer for a popular Entertainment company.

only $8.75 per hour. You poor bastard.

i can atleast have respect for a denist user but damn

you should have just became a plumber or some shit. atleast thats useful

Network Engineer / Network Security Engineer. Boring shit

how old are you?

medical student, i love my future carrer (:

me too . Feels bad man : (

no u

27, lad.

Get a job faggot

Area Director of Pharmacy

Honestly

Not poster or nurse.
But my mom has told me some shit about it. She has had to shave morbidly obese bedridden peoples lives to insert catheters.
He's been an ER nurse and dealt with addicts.
She's moonlighted in prisons and had to sedate murderers going apeshit and feeling bad that they pissed themselves because she's given does that put them out for a week.

this

I manage a liquor store. I shake up 1 in every 6 hard to find beers, because fuck you.

*Pubes not lives haha

Exterminator.

Just saying pedophile would have been easier

who will hire an old man without previous jobs, I mean, I never had a job, and employers want experienced people,

>Not poster
>Defending a useless job
k

>Medical student
>can't spell carrier.
>The future is bright

Systems Analyst

kek.
Dont you mean career?

Ok faggots, you may shut up know.

i honestly highly doubt that, all you fuckin see nurses do in a hospital is walk around the hall and gossip

>carrier
KEEK

>career*

Kys

I don't get it.

I'm a CNA..
Basically the person that nurses use when they don't really want to get up and do stuff.

Should I invest in guns, or butter?

Newfag doesn't know how to turn 360 degrees and avoid that shit

fuckin kek'd

Pediatrician

KEK HARD

max bait mode

23 - Correctional Officer.

What , Career isnt wrong

>types exactly the same as op
>not Op

samefag

Lawyer

wat

Honolulu International Airport Porter

>Lies.
>Lies everywhere

Kill yourself

A simple student

>Tfw micheal scott does more important things than you

You lying son of a whore.

Probably failed the bar 12 fucking times.

College dropout, jobless neet in parents basement

Some guy in all 4 threads ive been in so far has just been telling people to kill themselves.
Im pretty sure its all you

Go outside user.

>Daddy paid for one semester of law school
>Thinks hes a lawyer

Ok

If I send you paypal money with you do stupid stuff on video?

...

How do I get promoted? I'm only a sous chef at my Wendy's

I'm from south america, our exam is waaaay easier than the bar

Dealership?

Sauce pls

Learn how to solder or some shit, you'll make more money

Art teacher, currently unemployed

Commercial Loader for this company

Kill yourself

Math teacher

Oh, well that makes sense. South America is a shithole. They need lawyers there.

cleaner. but soon to be soldier

Like what, blowing on sulfur to make crystals?

Are you a black woman with purple dye in your hair?

...

Destroyer of Worlds

Auto mechanic for 12 years

>Nurse
TOP KEK

forester

what are you 12?

strangely, it involves a lot of sex

...

Nah like farting at the table while your parents are eating
Or screaming at them about how they didnt get you the right toy in your mcdonalds happy meal

Standing on the roof and trying to spray your neighbours with ketchup.

Just normal stuff.

Department Chair, 35

it's a shithole because the have too many lawyers. They neen engineers there

s

wut?

I'm a butcher

English and Spanish

need

ss

Sticking the poon, thrashing the shred stick, and working hard!

sss

Biz school graduate, mastered in finance in a top uni.

Did consulting and then joined the corporate development team of a large firm and was then fired. Currently working on opening my own franchise restaurant.

My neme achef

fuck off

Copywriter shill

Where you at I would love to listen to you on liveatc

Reccamend a diet for me, max gains only

...

Correctional Officer at a maximum security prison

Better picture of me, so like 20 eggs or some shit?

alarm installation at/for/in multi-million dollar homes

I'm an X-Men... but I can't tell you which one

Do you have girlfriend user?

A cook from Brazil

Where and whom for?

>tfw file names are cooler

...

Ever thought on leaving a glitch that only you know so you can later sell it to pro thieves?

>Parents
My father's dead

>Neighbors
Back when I lived with dad, my neighbors used to be my uncle and his family, to this day I suspect that that pedofag child protective services courthouse employee and "stepmother" fleamarket selling old whore got my father killed by poisoning, In order to rob his house. If I had known the kind of shit they'd pull off I would have done a lot more than just throw ketchup at them.

>add the house
>>no its just fine the way it is
>it looks to phallic
>god damnit

same fag triggered bcuz his ex gf who cucked him is a nurse; or his mommy who left him was...lol.

Logistics Operations supervisor for Boeing.
>did 6 years in the army
>barely graduated highschool
>now I make 132k a year
>I've got people with college degrees working for me
Life's good mang
Mfw

JUST
U
S
T

I used to do this. The worst part is the fucking low life degenerate faggots you have to work with all day long who think they're chefs.

I was once joking around with another cook, making fun of his new haircut and he got all offended and said "I cook circles around you" in a bad attempt to insult me back.

I was maybe 18 at the time and he was 30 or so.

I work for GA Telesis. Fuck me, right?

I'm 32

Why dont u pull off some shit to confront them? or maybe kill'em

Furniture salesman

Did you stop cooking? What is the reason and what do you do know?

I'm a young cook, about 2~3 years cooking, i want it, but can't see myself working as a cook till i'm old, i think i'll change carreers at some point.

Bard

Masturbator

i know some things, but they'll only get the people killed if the bad guys know the same thing

Kek

You work on Netscape Navigator?

Spic country laws allow car theft, specially when dealing with corrupt ex employees, the cops are useless fucks, the lawyers are useless parasites.

Doesn't help that both the legit gay pedo, and his cunt wife work in the courthouse and have buttbuddies there.

>Kill
He carries a gun and also stole my dad's who was a lieutenant cop and gave it to, I kid you not, another neighbor who is also a cop, its probably been sold to a drug dealer by now.

Never even tried to punch the fucker, he and his backstabbing son (was a friend of mine since he was like 14 yet fucked me over). Thiing is they know martial arts and I'm unfortunately average at best.

I'm thinking of enrolling to be a cook, no experience whatsoever, should I?

Shot in the back of the head, done

Been put in the crazy house twice now, I'd flunk a psychologycal evaluation for a gun permit.

Anyone know if bitcoin mining is worth it?
I've heard u can get 300 bucks a month easy.

SUCKIN the DICKS