Welcome to Hogwarts. Come in and let the sorting hat determine what house you belong in

Welcome to Hogwarts. Come in and let the sorting hat determine what house you belong in.

Singles = Students
0 - 1 --> Gryffindor (values courage, bravery, nerve, and chivalry)
2 - 3 --> Hufflepuff (values hard work, patience, justice, and loyalty)
4 - 5 --> Ravenclaw (values intelligence, creativity, learning, and wit)
6 - 7 --> Slytherin (values ambition, cunning, leadership, and resourcefulness)
8 - 9 --> Filthy Muggle

Dubs = Hogwarts staff
00 --> Defense Against the Dark Arts
11 --> Divination (art of predictingt the future)
22 --> Potions
33 --> Charms
44 --> Alchemy
55 --> History of Magic
66 --> Herbology
77 --> Care of Magical Creatures
88 --> Flying
99 --> Muggle Studies

Trips is the headmaster

First

>Ravenclaw masterrace!!

Fuck you freaks

Almost headmaster :/ I would have burned this whole place down

still have no idea why people post in those thread when it's going to be filled with roll and thats all

Huffleblaze it

Head master like op mom

Rollin

Why not

Gay headmaster here

Leggo

Slytherin

roll

fuk

sort me mr hat

rolling for anything but muggle

rolli rollo mister potato

big ol roll

Check'd

Roll

...

so trying

roll

Rolling for my slitherbros

Rollo

haha slytherin, thats ok for me

NOT SLYTHERIN BITCHES

Hello Mr. Hat

Roll diddly Reno!

No!

FUCK

Reroollllll

OP is a faggot.

not muggle plz

plz muggle

rarollin

Xd

headmaster reporting in

rollkk

Rolling

I'm a big black nigger and I'm going to rape your family

lets make the roll more interesting if we get quads ill dump all the oc ive got on my girl

Roll dis bish

roller

>>>

welcome headmaster

Fuck, re roll

what happens if I value courage, patience, creativity and cunning?

Rerolling fuck that last roll

check em

re roll

Rollidlididdldydoo

slytherin get

according to this ur potions

Sort me

Female foot inspector

Fuck that shit, not going to be fucking muggle!

ROLL NIGGA

Nope... reroll

I want all of the hogwards to cum inside of my asshole that's all I know sign me up

Rolling

Rollin

REROLL NIGGA

Ffffffffffuuuu

I'm actually cool with that, glad the flying instructor was kind enough to reply to me

Harry potter is for fags.


Go Slytherin. Dark Arts

Expecto Dubs

What do I get

Griffinwhore!!!

rollo

Rolling for quads

Eh. One more time

WOO

Off by one.

Might as well

u were 1 off dam

Fuck Hufflepuff.

Let's get sorted bitches

Roll

Roll

Let's see...

Rolling

Hi everybody, I am excited for this school year!

This is gay but ill roll

roll

...

rolling for the glory of hufflepuff

Sort me!

most things are gay dude, its all about how gay you roll.

Hogwarts staff get

nope alchemy instead

ruined the thread by not getting in here call him a major sissy boy faggot

jkrolling

DUES VALT

Sorting roll

All I want is to attend Hogwarts, and fuck a couple of dirty slytherin butches, make passionate love to a gryffindor, make a sexy ravenclaw my submissive sex partner, and fuck a thick hufflepuff virgin with my huge dick while my balls slap her ass.

That is all.

rolls

Rolling for Tostinos pizza rolls

Roll

Roll

Rolling

Rippidy roll

roll

faggol

Check em

R o l l

harry potter is gay

What about trips?

already got the headmaster

Don't be a muggle. Don't be a muggle! DON'T BE A MUGGLE!

Don't need a hat to tell me where I belong lol

Roll

rollz

expelliarmus

Rolling

roll

roll weezley

All niggers to Azkaban, Trayvon.

>nigger
>muggle

ROLLIN..

>All niggers to Azkaban, Trayvon.

Kek. Defense against the Dark Arts.

Ravenclaw
Ravelclaw

Go go Power Rangers

Roll

Muggle FTW.

roll

Gryffindor best door

Heres to good luck

rowling

rolling

Pottermore says I'm Gryffindor. Does Cred Forums agree?

I guess not. Still going with Pottermore.

I better be Ravenclaw, K. K. Rowling

Roll

roll

What if you get quads

death eater for life

Rick Rolling

Leggo my eggo!!

Mmk

RavenClaw

voldemort

Chicken nuggets

When you talk about hanging I'm thinking about a tree and a belt.

Motherfucking Hufflepuff, bitches.

Come on Ravenclaw or Slytherin!!!

Roll

Divination

Rolling

Roll...

Roll

Roll

wll

Defense Against the Dark Arts reporting in

1 off quads

im here for the good stuff

Rollllll

Harry Potter and the hallway surprise butt fucker

rolling for her ass

rollio

We Headmaster now.

00 let's go

Eh, that'll do I guess.

rollin

Roll

Re rolling cause fuck u that's why

Lord please pimp my wizard shit out

Might as well

Roll

Please not slytherine

Oh hi everybody, dumberdore here.

Rolling!

Well, you are on the payroll at least.

Roll

Roll for Herbology. Need the dank

roooooooooooollllllll

slytherin

roll

I want to die

Woot, Ravenclaw get

head master. called it

My school actually does something similar to this. We've been doing this since 1975. We don't call them "houses" after all, instead they're called "Firms" and our first day we are assigned to one. Over time, each has developed their own reputation. The firm I am in is the equivalent of Ravenclaw in that we are the "intellectual" of the firms.

tl;dr, hogwarts houses are real, I'm a ravenclaw. ask me anything

Well this is awkward. Do we battle to the death now?

bored
Rolling

rell

You are part of the master race now

rollin

rollin

rollerion there bud

All hail the new headmaster

I have a question, why are you such a wad?

inb4 gross mugg

What kind of dark magic is this?

Neegar

Fuck off mudbloods

yoooooo

Rollllllerio

Oh boy, I can't wait to force Hermonie and Fleur into my OTP

Hermione get

Check me out

Roll

rollin

roll

Cmon raven claw

well well

rell

Roll

Roll

Joj

Rolling

roll

Fuck a wedding ring, I bought a necklace.

...

this happens at quads

Ya

Gimme dem dub dub dub dubs

we dont need this many head masters

Rolling for Ravenclaw.

yep and still waiting for these hp nerds to get the quads

The old ones died. The most recent trips is the current head master.

check 'em

CRAAW

roll

lets roll

I understand. I just like rolling for gets, don't really care for HP. But, ya girl's nudes seem interesting.

XD

Headmaster pls

Rollin

Rolllllllllllll

wuss poppin b

mighty fine ass indeed

not hers but while we wait

le-roll jenkins

Tom Marvolo Riddle

Roll for Ravenclaw

RoLL

this is rachel she lives in australia melbourne

For great justice

heres her pussy for trips good luck

As quads what am I?

quads will arrive in time

fuck me jerry

quads gets my oc gf naked

rolling

ayyyyyyyy aint so bad

these are her perfect tits

Swagrid

Rolling

Gogo

Accio quads!

ok roll

You're a wizzard

not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin

Rollin for gryffindor

FML...

Alchemy get

Rolling for greatness

I'll only be here a year check em

they see me

Rock n roll

Lets go

not slytherin

rolly rolly roll

Rollin

Harry Pothead

Muthafuckin Dumbledore in this bitch

They see me rollin'

Roll 4 Sly

check em

Rolling

rollingu

roll

What happens if I get greater than mere trips?
It won't happen but what, do I become Wizard-Hitler?

rerollan

sorting hat sorting hat dont make me a bitch

Roll bitches

ghfgh

Hufflepuff is best house

Dumbledore reporting

Its worse than being a bitch.. FUCK

filthy muggle reporting

hufflepuff GET

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Roll

You already know.

going for head master

Dinner

Rell

Roll

rolling

Rolling

Roll

DUMBBBBBLELLELEDODODORRRREE

wingardium leviosuh biotches

Rollerino

Roll

R o o l l

Rollerino

Rollerino

Rollin

Fat

roll

Go Hufflepuff

Re-Fat

Oh my god two 69s in a row, end me.

Rolling

Headmaster get