Waifu booty claiming thread

Waifu booty claiming thread

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stealth thread?

Post warm/cozy pics of your waifu ^^

Yuuki!~

Calamity-masu'd

>tfw nice butt

Digi-sword!

Shhhh!

>cuddle the rem

Eru!~

WE BACK SMUGGALICIOUS!

Claiming せんりつ の たつまき's ass

gotcha

Geez.

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We always back!

BAD!

Keep it on the down low ;)

Happens

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don't worry I won't tell anyone.

nice job messing up another post silly.

'Mako' claimed. Love this cosplay. I think its more of her face. She had a cute face

Fucking normies, am I right?

THEY CAN TAKE OUR THREADS! BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR...OUR THREADS?

>that doesn't look cozy.
>That looks spooky
How goes it? I just accidentally fragged the hostage.

>(Rem)
>Snuggle

You shall be my temporary pillow. Now be soft and cuddly.

>I need a minimum of four hours
>A cup of coffee if I can't get the four hours
>Without either I collapse

>(Shinoa)

No, I'm having MY photos taken today, and I look like a tired sack of potatoes

>my income statements are now 29% covered in drool

I'm good, tired, just got back from work.
>fragged the hostage
WHAT THE HELL MAN?!

baka

It's just keeps happening

I TOSSED A GRENADE AND I WATCHED THE KILLCAM AND IT LOOKS SO FUNNY CAUSE IT JUST ROLLS UP TO HIM AND HE LOOKS AT IT AND LOOKS AT ONE OF THE DEFENDERS AND JUST SCREAMS. I keked so hard.
The worst part is that beforehand I shot somebody, through a barricaded window, who was running. It was glorious.

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(Nep)
Ignore Wikipedia, you'll probably forget about it later. But it has about 4 seasons, so it's best if you watch it on a weekend.

(Tats?)
>A third of that list.
No.

(Mavis)
Absolutely not.

terminal silly is a difficult thing. I pity you.

Too much makeup
GOOD

Good. Now you wanna buy some smugs?

Ummm they can't take our threads but could take it¿?

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Oooohh! What's the pic for? And rip. Get some caffine in ya!

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>peak

I think you mean Peek.

Its ironic. I'm not fixing it.

That's pretty bad. I'm off to sleep, gonna wake up early because some girl wants to skype call me in the morning

here

Hotel California has either gone to shit real quick or the residents are really stupid lol

I mean, they can keep pruning the threads but we'll just make more

Family photos

>I don't have an immediate supply anywhere near me

Alright, see ya!

>farewell nibbles

I will take three smugs, please.

No! Bad!

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It's like a Phoenix

Oh!

>aw dammit!

Will do after this suggestive pic

Oh no that was in Siege, Hotel California could be converted to space travel REALLY quickly, I think going into space is the Endgame though.
Also I'm slightly upset. You can't do raids in Rim World.
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It sucks. I wanted to do a viking style raid.
Smugga it is a sad day for Hotel California, we cannot raid.

>pic
School bully not so smug after being raped~

>Go to pick nephew up
>Heater and windshield wipers not working the whole trip
>Turns out I didn't turn the ignition key back far enough to engage the accessories of the car
But that's not the funnest/scariest part.
>Getting onto freeway
>It's a tight u turn with a small strip to accelerate before turning into an exit
>Try to give it some gas coming out of the turn to start getting up to speed
>Suddenly back end losses grip
>Fish tailing like crazy on the freeway
>Somehow manage to not spin out, and no one hits us
>Regain traction, and drive the speed limit the whole way home
I was both super spooped, and had the dumbest grin on my face at the same time.

Ohhhhh, I thought we were talking about RimWorld this whole time lol.

Kek. Glad you're okay man, stay safe, don't drive too hard or too fast ^^
Nah, but I will be playing RimWorld after my next Siege match ^^

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY!?!?
defense too strong?

When I was ever a bully?

No, its just not part of the game >:C
>Reeeeee
IceButt.

I think we're more like the parakeet from Toradora tbh

Sweeeeeet, how is Siege by the way? Looked really fun

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Its super fun, its a really tacticool shooter, plus it has the L85 so it makes me happy.
>I am somehow more accurate/better at any given game with an L85.
>Even if its just a skin mod.
>Maybe its because I don't wanna use the L85 poorly

Ya, it was completely unexpected. But looking back, I suppose that IS how a drift starts, by giving it gas in a turn and making the rear end lose traction. Normally done by the hand/foot brake, instead done because a slippery road.
>I REALLY WISH I HAD MY CAMERA IN THE CAR THOUGH. That would have been a hell of a thing to capture on film.

Booooo! What other places do you plan on attacking?

I have yet to see that. I know it's a real tear jerk error

I'm up for some booty.

Did you have eurobeat playing while doing this?

You bully me by not letting me be lewd

lmao are you all the same people who make those waifu claiming threads

Makoto a cute!

I'm waiting!

booty is great.

....actually, I did. I never drive without some kind of music on, and I had my eurobeat playlist going.

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Oh yeah, it's one of my favorites. I watch it once a year.

That woulda been badass prolly.
I was mostly just gonna raid this Revengang but since I can't even raid, I'll just wait for them to come and SLAUGHTER THEM VICIOUSLY.
>Or I'll just hunt animals with molotovs.
I think I'm gonna rebuild all my buildings to stone/metal

Protip: Building your structures from stone prevents fires!
>Obvious but you'd be surprised how frequently fires occur.

Rolling for trips.

So then you're Koume!

Wait what

Wait what

Holy shit, Makoto actually did it.

Just a waifu booty claming thread, move on.

Wewew

Damn right, you don't want to disappoint Eru!

guess not. ill look elsewhere then

anyone know where they went?

This thread is special
Good morning

Cutie

Oh well. At least I have a feel for how a drift starts. Now I just need to practice it somewhere, and refine it...

No u!

Wuzat?

Hey there Yuno.

Hello Yuno!

May as well post a booty then. Not my waifus though. She doesnt really have one.

youtu.be/vk24UKKI4yY

Invite me to the discord
Tatsumaki#4656

>Tuka
Excellent Taste

Tuka a shit

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Whats up
Hello again
How are you?
Literally who?

Aw yiss. Gotta impress the waifu with my superior handling!
Mornin Yuno ^^
Gotta Drift Fast yo.

Kill yourself Tuka is excellent in category of looks

Tatsumaki

Right back at you.

You made an edit telling another Idolmaster that they're cute.
>Not realizing all Idolmaster waifus are cute.

Even looks. Tuka a shit.

Duh! No lewding the waifu!

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WEW
how many times so far?

Kill them all, Eli. Kek mostly built your place from wood i take it?

Booty

Tuka a shit.

>you two still post here

seems like your threads died off. i admire that shit lmao

Fuck off cancer

Do you see her curves and her sexy ears? Of course someone who doesn't like Tuka likes Rory

And I totally forgot, booty pic for the thread.

I'm good, doing some schoolwork at the moment. yourself?

I need to start sword fighting then lol.

This year will be 4.

blake?

I'm a sleepy and want sleep, but sleep doesn't want me... :

Is that a kitty i see?

See Other than that, nothing really.

I'll get there one day, Gun! Believe it!

That's because Koume keeps trying to lie and say he's not!

What threads? Ive been working all day so far.
Lelei is objectively best waifu. Rory is more of wish fulfilment waifu. Tuka just a shit. Name one thing she did in the manga that someone else didnt do better.

Booty pic for the thread, apparently

yeah im blakefag, kitty cream, whatever the fuck you want to call me. i have no clue if any of you remember me. i posted from november last year to like, july this year

odds are none of you are the same people from those threads, and im just brutally autistic. i dont have any more blake pics. she isnt my waifu anymore

Sleep.

Cats.

Of course, because Koume's a bully.

Hey man
How was class?
Why would you even want to
Do I even know you?
I've only been here for two months
Just chilling in bed
How was the concert?

I remember you you're the first one who talked to me in here

does pic related mean anything to you?

if not, then you are not the right person

i recognize your pic, so i think i remember you

I remember :o
we're all the same people except yuno
I'm pretty sure you're thinking of You Know yuno

>she isnt my waifu anymore
Heresy
Cats are good

It's the same people, kek.

That's another Yuno though.

Roger that, gardy out :>

It's exactly why it only makes sense to love DFC.
As always, it's all in the hips.

Tomoko lewds for trips.

Huh? I am NOT a bully! Makoto is the bully.

>filthy heretic
I mean You're cade right
I believe that its You Know as the Yuno poster.

Booty

Wew! I'm have yet to rewatch an anime. Maybe love live then chuunibyou

BOOTY

H-H-HEY! STOP THIS!
Also, I've been here for a long while but I've never seen a Blake here. That's weird. Or maybe, I just forgot

Best method is to shoot yourself Gardy~

Didn't you write a fanfiction about blake?

He is?

I am no such thing.
>Unless it's to Booki

So close, but check these trips.

Did you get b& again?

It was great! They had a lot of energy and personality on stage.

I rewatch a lot of anime. I'm rewatching Chuunibyou and Hibike! Euphonium at the moment

It was the easy way out, I needed rooms and stuff.
>But so much fire.
>It wasn't worth it.
Sword fighting is fun, I use to do fencing, even though it isn't REAL sword fighting, its similar and still fun.
I believe in you! I always will ^^
Class was good. My prof saw me eating some Chocorooms and he gave me extra credit for some.

No. I am the futa master.

Thanks! You have a bountiful derrière as well.

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I have a wooden sword shaped like a katana, but it's more for show than anything

yeah i remember you.

>heresy
i just evolved past her. maki from love live is my new one

fair enough. what happened to old yuno? they messaged me on telegram a couple times

>cade
i forgot i added you on steam. yeah thats me alright

i stopped posting here in july this year becuase i was so focused on work i lost interest in posting here. i posted daily for about 8 months

yes thats me. its still up to this day lmao, though i dont visit it anymore

>futa

He still posts, don't worry.

Stop using my copyrighted pictures.

Worst try so far.
Check these.

Its all in fair use

I have one of those too, its good for training arm strength for swinging, it helps your wrists get use to the action too, and the forceful stops.

lewd

WAY too lewd

hey Yuuki!

Oh, well, maybe I missed out. I've been here for around a year (I think?) but half that time I just lurked and I didn't even come here that often

Great.
>condom
Oh?

Not the hero /waifu/ deserves
But the hero we need right now

You're an idiot.
Glad you're okay though.
How could you not put the key far in enough?
That's something
>What are filenames
Just fuck off
Oh that's cool, was there a big audience?
Kek that's amazing
Honestly though, can't you always eat during class?
It's fine here

Arr.

Cat's are always great.

See you whenever.

Well, you're a bully to me, that's for sure.

He is to me, and I don't know why.
>Just like I don't know why Syndra hates me.

You'll hear from my lawyer about this.

I don't have any other Yes pics :^(

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Last reply meant for .

>Laura.

Trying pretty hard tonight.

Trips.

i guess it is pretty late. how many people from july still post here?

yeah, well i was the only blake poster. back when i was around, nobody who posted consistently had any rwby characters claimed

calm down senpai, itll all be okay

I haven't seen the other to but euphonium reminds me of the instrument i used to play in middle school band

So some sacrifice were made? Meh stone is much tougher would make your place look intimidating

Thank you kindly!

I'm a pirate! Give me your booty!

>Mfw someone believes in me to drift

>Another Maki
First Breeki and Brit, now a new, Mystery Maki?

Not that it wasn't far enough in. Since I have to manually turn the ignition to ON from START, I turned it enough so the ignition coils weren't still going, but not far enough to ON that everything else comes on.
And how am I an idiot?!

>Syndra
>Hating someone
Did they tell you to KYS? Cause if so, it's a way of saying hi... or something.

Ciao! come va

You posted a picture of your nasty ass fucking cum on my waifu
I'm not calming down
Fuck you

Mami?

Tutto bene.
Tu?

It seems like you've lost your will to correctly roll trips.
Check my digits.

>how many people from july still post here?
All of them, I believe?

Some teachers don't like it, at least in High school it was like that. My old English teacher was furious if I even had snacks in her room.
But that was highschool, College is much cooler, I can eat whenever I want ^^
Very true, stone is intimidating, I think I wanna build my hospitals out of Plastisteel though because Plastisteel is super easy to clean and very sterile.
You're gonna be the greatest drifter ever known!
You've got my support!

Not a new maki. Well technically it's a new maki, plushie but its heretic maki it seems

You probably have some lewds too

Weird, I do remember there was another Ruby. That guy was one of the reasons I decided not to post.
Then I kinda just said fuck it and started claiming something else other than Ruby, until he left

To be honest I haven't been feeling well.

I think I have a fever.

Check these triperinos.

>You probably have some lewds too

Only the REALLY REALLY top tier ones.

maki isnt confirmed waifu for me. i dont have a definitive one right now. back when i posted here, blake was my "one-and-only" so to speak.

honestly, if anything, hotaru shidare is more of a "waifu" but i go through phases these days

pic related are all of my current ones

send me a cute picture of you irl and ill dump a hot load all over it, sexy

interesting. i talk to a couple of you guys on steam and none seem to go on anymore, from what they say. although there is no roster of you goes on, so its hard to say

yeah we called him rubyanon. he fucked off sometime ago, now only goes on telegram which is what we seem to use to communicate outside of here for the most part


bello sentire!

Ah, nice to know it's you.

Has been a while.

Fair enough. If i wasnt lazy and on phone i would eddit it out.
Do you want me to take over?

Oh that's kinda weird? Was it the new car? A mistake you have to make to never do it again in that case.
I meant you're an idiot because you were smiling like one the entire time
Yea I was talking about college
High school is filled with stuck up teachers who think they're the shit
We couldn't even chew gum, but I think that's for all high schools
Fucking hilarious
Now go spread some cancer somewhere else

My brother and I used to fight with them all the time as kids

What's up Ruby!

About 1500 or so, it was a really small concert for them lol

It's fantastic. It's getting a second season this fall

Sure, thanks.

>Fair enough. If i wasnt lazy and on phone i would eddit it out.

Yeah I could do it too but too lazy.

>Mfw the greatest ever
This amount of support is unprecedented to me!


You know I go by technicalities, Smugs.

>Multiple at the same time
Tsk tsk, I can forgive heresy from one to another, but multiple heresy at the same time is ABSOLUTE HARAM!

>These are my current ones
Disgusting

Been a veeery long time since I was last here, much change?
I see a few new faces around.

The real Ruby left for boot camp in July 10th.

Not even close, Tomoko.
Check my digits right now.

that's some good smug right thar

the hips don't lie, as a wise woman once said


sorry for such late replies, was in overwatch.

Swing and a miss. How have you been today?

Feeling better than me I hope.

Yeah, bunch of people left, new ones joined.

We have... 2 Mami claimers, I think?

I don't even know anymore, I'm only sure of 1 that posts somewhat actively.

I gotchu.

>Makoto

S-sure...

Actually, no he has not.
>I'm not looking hard enough.
I don't know what he means by this.

Oooh, thank you very much.

I only have really lewdy wews.
>is this a wew thread now?

Oh yeah, I remember that. It's weird that he fucked off though. He seemed to get along with most other anons.

Hey! How're you doing?

It's changed quite a lot, yeah.

Claim'd

lmao, i honestly agree 100%. its hard living with the fact i cant fucking decide. ill have to choose at some point. hotaru is top of the list, making me wonder why i fucking bothered posting maki in this thread

kek, you mean the fact i have a lot or the fact theyre all shit?

ahhhhh thats right, thats what i was told. completely forgot

i just remembered he left for boot camp in july. hes a big ol' army man now
good thing i never claimed when i came in

HOTARU SHIDARE CLAIMEDDDDDDDD

Plastisteel sounds like a combo of plastic and steel

Oh shit! Lemme add that to the long list of animes I need to watch

I do now lol
>I love heart eyes

Thanks

OH!

>shinoa

High school is shit.
The only teacher in college who minds me eating is my Comm professor, and its only if I'm eating something that's really smelly. Outside of that its fine.
I remember when I'd fight the neighbor kids with sticks, I was the best stick fighter in the neighborhood.
Also in my last round of Siege, Eru would've been proud.
>Breech window
>hop in, gun down one enemy
>Shoot another one and he's injured.
>Enemy comes in to help em, gets sniped by our snipar
>Another one gets fragged.
>Last enemy comes in, use the natural recoil of the gun to double tap his chest and pop him in the noggin.
The best in the whole universe!
>You're gonna drift in the stars.
Basically it is. Its super tough, not good for weapons, but easy to keep clean.

>Eru

I'm good! Just watching some skateboard videos lol, you?

Hell yeah man! After Toradora of course :D

>Yuuki

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You lost the heart in the middle

Didn't pay attention
Some seasonals in there so both