>Wake up
>Look in the mirror
>See this
Wat do?
Wake up
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thank baby jesus for making me not want to kms
eat breakfast
brush hair
brush teeth
calm fiance
call mom and try to get this shit figured
>Grab a brush
>put a little makeup
Either that mirror is a portal to another dimension, or I'm a chick. Either way, I'm spending the entire day fuckin' or masturbating.
Finger fuck the shit out of myself...literally.
try to become the employable stagehand I've never been now that everyone wants me on their team to look at my boobs and bum.
Get rid of my dignity and make money.
also cut the fuck out of my hair, that shit is too long.
>Play with my tits
>Play with my clit
>Rinse and repeat for the next couple of weeks
>Go on online forums and make money fingering myself
>Live happily ever after
plot of this movie: myanimelist.net
and exchange that baudet picture on the wall to some mathcore poster
get BLACKED ASAP
kek
same
same
Oh and obviously try to meet and make out with any/all girl I failed to date before.
Make a shit ton of money camwhoring and banging other chicks on video
1) Marvel that it's 2003.
2) Recognize that this picture of you will be a lasting internet sensation.
3) Take more pictures.
4) Become a lasting internet sensation.
5) Profit off of old pervs who remember 2003.
Oh..
If it's 2003 I create fucking youtube and become rich.
and I name it YouPasta just because