Civilization Thread #8.1 Floating Island Edition

The population of two declare their settlements official bird to be a duck.

Horrible monsters attack

kek

sole survivor sucks her own feet and masturbates till she dies.
>ROLLAN

Otherfag gets punched in the nose but is otherwise fine and they have hate sex

They discover a creepy otter shaped idol. Possibly cursed

I'll just do a text update bc that wouldn't change the map.

The man living in the house gives up on his desolate life, jumping from the island and widowing his wife.

Stats:
- Hood: 01 (-1)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 09 (-1)
- Mood: 30 (-45)

wife buttfaps in front of wolves

>kek

re roll

A plane crashes and there are survivors

You guyyyyys it's for the grieving process don't laugh

Reroll

Widow then fucks a wolf and FF 9 months they have 3 hybrid babies

Sole survivor starts to build a garden.

THERE IS AN IMMIGRATION

Roll for this but butt babies because vaginas are gross and 4 faggots

Reroll. Reroll. I like this one

Rolling for were-babies

you got it

roll
>OP fuck the dubs I guess we just love this isdea

Sole survivor befriends the island snakes

but it's a really fucking dumb idea........ im just letting probability decide here. also, i remembered that i can just add trees for time progression...

and has buttsex with them resulting in snek babbies

rollan

Hybrid babies invite woman into wolf den (?) and find +10 food

I demand butt babies

huehuehue

reroll

Survivor begins to build a snake village

Lord Xenu creates X men and women.

Because fucking the wolves would make no sense, the widow befriends the local snakes. The alpha snake then seduces the woman and they have 7 babies together, living in the home.

Stats:
- Hood: 09 (+8)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 00 (-9)
- Mood: 60 (+30)

A snake based religion begins and the hierarchy is now snakes>snake people>humans. Humans are now second class citizens

>fucking the wolves would make no sense
>befriends the local snakes

much more logical

Naga master race babies use magic and snake body to get the good noms

roll

The Serpent mated with Eve. I like where this is going,

Yahweh is angered and smites villagers.

All snakes die from snake aids.
Widow fucks wolves which are immune to snake aids.
ff 9 months and wolf hybrids

Yes!

Naga master race does the hamster dance while looking for fudz

a small snake settlement is built. -3 wood.

Das gibt mir gut

Horny polynesians arrive on beach.

Roll

dubs of 9
have shrek become king

reroll but a single hut -3 wood

Level 50 Bard appears, Has keg on infinite beer.

quads

Reroll but it has to be a snake hut

Anne Frank arrives.

The Alpha snake decides to assume his roll as boss by successfully hunting until bebby sneks mature

Oh christ. Begin a garden

Anne frankly, I hope she gets fukt by the alpha snake

This thread is fucking stupid, i ahte all of you. Everyone in the house is fuckign starving. One of them even died. There is no motherfucking food. But at least they now worship snakes. I even made a statue but photoshop is being a cunt about shadows.

Stats:
- Hood: 08 (-1)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 00 (+/-0)
- Mood: 50 (-10)

Oh shit. Go hunting with snakes.

sneks eat da ppl

Waluigi opens a brothel, mood sky-rockets

Anne Frank comes bearing garden knowledge?
>if dubs she trades babies for tools

Roll.

Roll

breed more and eat the babies

This is now a snake and Naha village and the citizens are fed

"loli haet pizza" is carved into the land in honor of a succesfull hunt/feast

The snek children eat their mother for nourishment, and hunt for more humans on surrounding islands as a food source

make that bitch eat snakes

Roll em

A Camp Camp is opened for the children of the islands.

also sneks start fuckin wolfs 2 make moar bbs w/out the mum

Roll

reroll

One of the baby sneks turns out to be this special food snek

everyone in this thread is faggot

The snakes eat the exactly one human left, that being the widow. They are happy they ate but have lost their mother.

Stats:
- Hood: 07 (-1)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 00 (+/-0)
- Mood: 50 (+/-0)

This is art. Alpha snake acquires a small crown made from stuff they found.

sneks fug wolfs

Space aliens inhabit the town and eat the snakes.

Anne frank began a garden op. There shall be food

Half the snakes go hunting for food, the other half build a bridge to the closest island

rerolllllll!!!!

roll

Hey op we asked for a garden here.

Naga kill a deer.

The alpha snake and the snake statue both receive crowns. Snek babies are still dying, but who fucking cares when you have a stylin' crown.

Stats:
- Hood: 06 (-1)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 00 (+/-0)
- Mood: 43 (-7)

This is crazy fun. Naga discover they have minor magical powers

fag please leave

Reroll feed the snaks

Naga's capture a few rabbits and breed them for food.

Reroll

roll it again.

Reroll

Roll.

nigra, you skipped anne frank and the garden.

begin mining

rawl

Why skip my dubs tho? :(

Rabbits plz. Roll

roll this!

reroll mine DEEP

WINRARE

A plane crashes, there are no survivors but plenty of corpses for food

Snakes scout their floating island and dream that they shall one day soar the sky's and colonize everywhere.

First step is to establish effective means of a replenishing food source. Snakes do this based on what's available.

Describe snake hybrids op

roll it because op wants food.

reroll but 5 survivors & accepted by snek population

rawllin 4dis

Aliens vs. Snakes in an all-out war for survival!

A fenced area is created to breed and cultivate(?) rabbits. I fixed the shadows on the statue. This song is fucking great: soundcloud.com/allgetout/girl-gun

Stats:
- Hood: 06 (+/-0)
- Wood:05 (-5)
- Food: 10 (+10)
- Mood: 53 (+10)

Ok so we have an Anne frank garden, a plane crash with 50 survivors, and a breeding rabbit population.

where's the fucking brothel

Rabbits mutate and develop a taste for human flesh, attacking the survivors with fury (Monty Python style)

space aliens turn the trees into food in exchange for the snake statue.

we don't have any of those things besides the rabbit thing because rules exist? like, these threads would be impossible if every dubs roll counted rather than the first after update?

OP stops being an artsy faggot who cares about shadows and actually delivers on

oh shit what have i done

Winrar

only 1st dubs count

The survivors from the plane are enslaved by the superior snakes and naga. They are sent to gather wood

but the remaining population isn't human, pls clarify your great roll

ooh, look at me, trippin' it up

ye, lemme just not do my thing and change the rules instead of making the art nice yup yup

OPs a fag who won't deliver. Abandon thread

clarification: rabbits attack other living organisms and there is a loss of life.

have shrek become emperor; replace currency with shrekkian coins and onionaides

Rabbits start breeding Naga for food. Becomes Dominate race.

the song is fucking shit

Bitch, the rules say dubs decides.

Hmm. Ok so first dubs then. A naga becomes a high priest and interprets the snakes wishes

Space aliens turn trees into food in exchange for the smallest island.

1st dubs is implied newfag

Fuck you I'm having so much fun

No it isn't but okay, continue to be a fag who cares about shadows instead of making a funny game.

alright, rabbits eat all sneks, population is replaced by rabbit population. The rabbits are a war people, yet still believe in the snek gods because im lazy and apaprently nothing i think matters

Stats:
- Hood: 06 (+/-0) => Hood: 40
- Wood:05 (-5)
- Food: 10 (+10) => Food: 30
- Mood: 53 (+10) => Mood: 78

fuck off then?

youtube.com/watch?v=lwnoSeiAFSY is this better?

mfw not even op

We need to gather wood to build more houses. Or er, rabbit hutches. A party of rabbits gather wood

good thing time is just a social construct and one can just make up more of it when more people roll for retarded shit. and you know what, fuck photoshop, what a waste of money, i ought to do these in MS Paint from now on.

Snakes develop religion. Remembering the alpha snakes triumph by destroying the betraying human mother.

Snakes develop consciousness and work together to understand the world

I'm happy with it. You respected the magnitude of my 99

Shit dude calm down. I'm just saying, people normally come to these for laughs. First dubs isn't really implied, and people come to have a good time.

>go from complete racial genocide to back to peons gathering wood

i'm laughing so hard this is actually great

life marches on, eh

They had religion and a leader. The rabbits took over but kept the snak religion.

Snakes are visited by the lizard king

winrar

Reroll

Photoshop reality shatters and becomes a ms paint reality

Rabbits create nuclear bombs

Wood is collected from the island and more houses built. Food is of short supply.

Stats:
- Hood: 40
- Wood: 0
- Food: 20
- Mood: 84

as far as ive known just about every thread has done first dubs, it just makes the most sense logistically. guess i'll have to clarify more in the rules next time.

greatest rabbit scientists set to work resurrecting naga race, now understanding the error of their ways and having evolved to be less voracious (they've bred through a bunch of generations already because they're rabbits)

Bunnies look around for carrot seeds, instead discovering two lost Naga eggs, decide to start a naga farm and eat the snake skins for food.

There's a bath salts epidemic and everyone is addicted

Reroll. This. I miss our snake overlords

Niggers invade da island, vandalizing(or desecrating) the snek god statue and houses, and wasting all their resources on timbalands

they build a bridge to the waterfall island

reroll

rereroll

rereroll

The mutant rabbit Haretler leads a populist revolt to establish a dictatorship

We have no wood. We should do this soon though because we're low on wood on out island.

Roll

Aliens claim the waterfall island.

Rabbit trump runs for president and kicks out all the sand rabbits, all rabbits are now white and have horrible combovers. Houses are now designed to look like Carrots.

make bridge to waterfall island

Roll

roll but they find a couple of seeds too

Reroll

They all eat mushrooms and have an intense psychadelic experience. It's like a mental orgasm

I got 69. Does it count as an orgy coz niggers are always fucking if you ask me. If not, reroll :^)

Reroll

Reroll

Rereroll

Reroll

See me rerolling

Rerollerino

Wolf butt babies roll

Rolllllll

Winrar

The widow is dead dumbass.

Op, do you mind if I use this as the basis for a story?

rabbits discover crops
also, kudos OP .gif format is really cool, awesome art style

Roll

Fucking bridge

Use reamaining trees to build a catapult.
Catapult half of the population to waterfall a
island.
Construct bridge from wood on the secondary island.

Bitch quit complaining when YOU forgot the garden

rabbits brains grow allowing them to perceive time and neanderthal-level thought

roll for this shit

Roll

Crops have been planted and a snek farm started.

Stats:
- Hood: 50
- Wood: 0
- Food: 50
- Mood: 90

roll

Use remaining trees to build a bridge to waterfall

>only 33

those brave souls testing the catapult propulsion device.

Metal was discovered and allowed for skyscrapers. All bunnies now live in Hump towers. (Looks like a big H)

WINGODDAMNRAR

Nah mate, was first

They're sky people now

rolling

This guy beat me to it tho

>wasting perfectly good dubs

fuck yourself

my thoughts exactly.

Roll but they're shaped like tits

devestating meteor shower

heavy rain leading to mudslides

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Niggers get out to vote after correctly registering and rememeeting to carpool in order to contribute in saving the planets precious resources

Many died and the bridge was built, hurray!

Stats:
- Hood: 34
- Wood: 0
- Food: 60
- Mood: 87

zantetsuken

Shiettttttt

op what program are you using, this shit is good quality

Start to fish but start a war with the mermaids in the magic river. Prepare for war.

photoshop

Begin hatching the naga eggs they found earlier

best Cred Forums thread of 2016 OP, congrats

btw there is a new board precisely for doing stuff like this, cant remember which one it is

Rabbits develop water wheel technology, using the river to power a lumber mill

The snek God grants the rabbits otherworldly strength and they begins selective breed with the nagas to make a extremely strong snake rabbit super race

Winner winner no fish for dinner.

youre probably thinking of new quest board
but it is much slower compared to b and could take days to play one small civ out

thats so awesome man, im pretty good at photo editting but this is way cool. getting it to .gif format etc. gj. also ROLLing for asteroid collision

See if we got the nagas back we'd be more prepared for war.

A house is built on the river to begin fishing. The mermaids of the river notice this move and promptly declare war upon the rabbits who are all to eager to reciprocate.

Stats:
- Hood: 44
- Wood: 0
- Food: 70
- Mood: 99

The entire population develops autism with a 100% chance of passing it down and no known cure. It causes them to burn anything made of wood.

They have two eggs, a male and female... so time to train the babies right?

The Onion people invade led by their leader Shrek. Thus begins a great war. There are about 25 onion people. (not counting shrek).

Rolling

Rolling for both

Rolling for this

>rabbits are warlike, mood goes to 99 under war conditions
lol

rabbits send in mature nagas to do battle as meat shields while they gather wood as quickly as possible for war effort

(if trips nagas join forces with mermaids)

Rabbits start to develop metal tools to fight with, Leading into the bronze age.

Just rolling

Roll

bunnies capture a mermaid and use it as a surrogate for amphibious rabbitspawns

The snek God causes Magic snake shaped swords and beef jerky to rain from the sky providing the rabbits their needed weaponry and food

Rolling on into battle.

on the one hand i wouldnt mind running a slightly slower thread, it would be easier to manage, but on the other i dont think i could handle checking up on a thread every few hours for a week

Reroll

Raise the nagas!!!!

Stealth rabbit puts lsd in the river and the mermaids trip balls.

Rabbits breed with mermaids

reroll

Reroll

YES LET THE HYBRID WATER RABBITS REIGN

Rabbits breed with magical beef jerry that turns them into lemonade mermaids

>mermaids have no legs dan cant reach out of the water

star fishing the mermaids for food

Rolling for war nagas

> magical beef jerry

An unborn fetus and its twelve niggers come and start spanking each other with the exception of the fetus, who watches with intrepid curiosity.

Oh god

HAYAHAHAHHAHAHA that counts as a reroll rite?

Rabbits fished for several days to catch a mermaid who they trapped and bred. A new generation of amphibious rabbits is born (in brackets [])

Stats:
- Hood: 54 [10]
- Wood: 0
- Food: 80
- Mood: 99

>captcha just tried to convince me a shrub was a tree

reroll niggers

A rabbit falls in love witha mermaid. They fuck and have mutant rabbit mermaid babies to help ease tention of the war to show love wins. fagots.

Every rabbbit turns homosexual. repopulation stops.

Mermaid build Aquaducts into rabbits' island to attack it.

Wisest rabbit becomes a hermit but takes amphibious rabbit with him

Make peace with mermaids and accept them as part of our own.
Make trades so we can acquire their magical underwater wood

I promise this was a real captcha

Rabbits suffer heavy losses due to lack of wood for war efforts, have to disassemble houses. Naga and amphirabbits multiply

Reroll for mermaid retaliation.

The mermaids ather into their aquarium air ships and attack! 5 air ships counting!

Lizard king appears before taking wisest rabbit as tribute

reroll

some rabbits want to go to war, some dont!. the weak retreat from the war to death by jumping off cliff. 1/3 population

On the new island some snakes (not naga) are found cause they weren't killed by the rabbits. They are revered and brought into the community.

rabbit descover precious metals. they build swords and armor

Roll for spiritually revered snakes

Rabbits somehow convince all mermaids to swim off the edge of waterfall island

All rabbits turn gay and future rabbits will also be gay. repopulation stops for rabbit kind.

Charismatic rabbit forms cult which has its followers dig and dig and dig until they reach the bottom and are free

Rolling for this. Oh and Mermaids build aquaducts to begin attack.

Reroll

offer the new breeds to snake god to create a snake wizurd that can harnest the levitational power of the central isand

Snakes are rediscovered and now there is a snake cult

reroll

Holy shit what

Op can you do a dubs roll for mermaids as well to help them grow.. If so Mermaids build a sea tower to attack incoming bunnies.

10+10=/=30
50+10=/=78

If dubs, Trump arrives to build a wall around the island, preventing anyone from falling off. Travel is still possible

dubs dub 8's nice
also can we bring the original widdow back at the same time

YES YES AND YES

MAKE THE MARMAIDS PAY FOR IT

The rabbits find oil underneath the river and Start drilling.

HAIL DRUMPF

were rich

The new breed is sacrificed and the gods possess the Naga statue, giving it great powers.

Stats:
- Hood: 64
- Wood: 0
- Food: 90
- Mood: 99

Those weren't the operating numbers for that turn, they were the ones from the last one. The => was showing the rearrangement to a different population (rabbits from naga).

I AM A GOD.

IF THIS IS ALSO DUBS HAVE BUNNIES AND MERMAIDS MAKE PEACE, CREATING A NEW RELIGION WITH A SHARK GOD CALLED weldkat

Oh ok. Do my trump dubs still count. Pls

Winfuckingrar

AGAIN! REFER TO ABOVE POST and MAKE THE MERMAIDS PAY

oh shit 99 again GOD HAS SPOKEN, TRUMP SHALL BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE MARMAIDS PAY FOR IT!

levitate all of the water from the riverfall and leave mermaids with no where to live

Rolling

Mermaids dig out the island to make a huge lake, build houses using coral. Use all the extra dirt to make a land bridge to the bunny kingdom.

roll

roll

if trips trump dies before any wall is constructed and trump fag must leave thread

rollin

Isis invade riding swede cucks

Societal homogeneity is a requirement for the advancement of a society, to make sure it flourishes.
Niggers and niggers of the sand type seem to act against this, against any sort of working structure that isn't "shoot with guns and commit criminal acts" and women tend to not be particularly loyal to any tribe. They're a weak point for cultural invasion and cultures who have their women chaste tend to have the focus and energy to expand and conquer. In fact, with that energy being present, it takes more focus NOT to than it does otherwise.
Women are to be kept chaste and in check, else they ruin all we work for by inviting "vibrant diversity" into a working system and have it upended by cultures contrast to our own.
Once unleashed, it is so much more work to create a society that contains the social cohesion women present that it is more likely the remnants will be absorbed into other cultures.

Due to women being suddenly "free to fuck" and therefore wandering aimless without a culture or purpose, they are angry and upset but unwilling to be coerced into a chaste status unless subdued forcefully. This is something that more tribal based cultures are more than able and willing to do.

However, there will be those who are otherwise, who flourish in this new found freedom.
My proposal is this: We find a way to separate those who flourish with individuality and create a new society.

Rolling to help the best race mermaids

Rolling

Peace agreementy thing, wall, payment, island no death, crops r growin'. This was exhausting to draw in.

Stats:
- Hood: 74
- Wood: 0
- Food: 100
- Mood: 93

at the exact same time as the last brick of wall was being put
came the conquerors of the northwest. their aim is to get all the earth from central island and extract it
when extracted it floats everything it coats

mermaids starts aquaducts to southern most island planning on expanding and then attacking.. cant trust them wetbacks.

No user, wall is finished. Travel Is still allowed t though

Rolling for this, make mermaids great again

Trump is assassinated by mermaid SJW's.

MASS ORGY

the people start using the river as a toxic dump site and a mutated creature arrives also the griver is now green pls

Darn so close. Reroll

Males enslave females and make them guzzle cum and creampie all day instead of eating. Snake God takes right island and forms a giant mountain on Trump Island

fuck

Lol roll

Snakes are rediscovered and become spiritual leaders. A rabbit becomes a high priest and speaks for them. It's kinda corrupt though because they can't actually communicate.

Roooooolll

well then lol

This.

They build a wall to keep out all the Mexicans effectivly divided the island in half. The house is spilt 50/50

This is hands down my favorite thread of the year

All efforts to block mermaids out have been stopped, the Trump is dead. Crops are fully grown. I have class in the morning so when this thread dies it dies folks. May pick up the story where it leaves off next time? Who knows.

Stats:
- Hood: 83
- Wood: 0
- Food: 110
- Mood: 87

Reroll

Roll

Rollerino