Rules: - Roll dubs to decide next event - The magnitude of your dubs determines the power of your event. If you say there is an immigration, on 11 there may be a couple of people, but on 99 there may be thousands. - World altering events (e.g apocalypse, feminist revolution) can only happen based on quads or higher - Orgies only happen on rolling a 69
Stats: - Hood: 02 // Population - Wood:10 // Amount of lumber - Food: 10 // Amount of foodstuffs - Mood: 75 // 0-100 how content the populace is
You guyyyyys it's for the grieving process don't laugh
Jose Morales
Reroll
Isaiah Jenkins
Widow then fucks a wolf and FF 9 months they have 3 hybrid babies
Justin Ramirez
Sole survivor starts to build a garden.
Grayson Rivera
THERE IS AN IMMIGRATION
Jackson Collins
Roll for this but butt babies because vaginas are gross and 4 faggots
Isaac Thompson
Reroll. Reroll. I like this one
Oliver Ward
Rolling for were-babies
Levi Bailey
you got it
Hunter Reed
roll >OP fuck the dubs I guess we just love this isdea
Brandon Miller
Sole survivor befriends the island snakes
Grayson Lewis
but it's a really fucking dumb idea........ im just letting probability decide here. also, i remembered that i can just add trees for time progression...
Daniel Wood
and has buttsex with them resulting in snek babbies
Jaxson Garcia
rollan
John Hall
Hybrid babies invite woman into wolf den (?) and find +10 food
Connor Jackson
I demand butt babies
Jayden Sanchez
huehuehue
Oliver Hall
reroll
Cameron Richardson
Survivor begins to build a snake village
Alexander Clark
Lord Xenu creates X men and women.
Easton Moore
Because fucking the wolves would make no sense, the widow befriends the local snakes. The alpha snake then seduces the woman and they have 7 babies together, living in the home.
A snake based religion begins and the hierarchy is now snakes>snake people>humans. Humans are now second class citizens
Michael Baker
>fucking the wolves would make no sense >befriends the local snakes
much more logical
Kayden Morgan
Naga master race babies use magic and snake body to get the good noms
Josiah Walker
roll
Josiah Sanders
The Serpent mated with Eve. I like where this is going,
Yahweh is angered and smites villagers.
Jaxson Wood
All snakes die from snake aids. Widow fucks wolves which are immune to snake aids. ff 9 months and wolf hybrids
Jack Brooks
Yes!
Levi Gonzalez
Naga master race does the hamster dance while looking for fudz
Tyler Gutierrez
a small snake settlement is built. -3 wood.
Samuel Jones
Das gibt mir gut
Connor Russell
Horny polynesians arrive on beach.
Angel Johnson
Roll
Gabriel Harris
dubs of 9 have shrek become king
Jeremiah Phillips
reroll but a single hut -3 wood
Nolan Lewis
Level 50 Bard appears, Has keg on infinite beer.
Jayden Torres
quads
Adam Garcia
Reroll but it has to be a snake hut
Ryan Garcia
Anne Frank arrives.
Luke Wright
The Alpha snake decides to assume his roll as boss by successfully hunting until bebby sneks mature
Jonathan Jenkins
Oh christ. Begin a garden
Adam Adams
Anne frankly, I hope she gets fukt by the alpha snake
Samuel Wilson
This thread is fucking stupid, i ahte all of you. Everyone in the house is fuckign starving. One of them even died. There is no motherfucking food. But at least they now worship snakes. I even made a statue but photoshop is being a cunt about shadows.
This is crazy fun. Naga discover they have minor magical powers
Daniel Jackson
fag please leave
William King
Reroll feed the snaks
Angel Bennett
Naga's capture a few rabbits and breed them for food.
Liam Fisher
Reroll
Zachary Miller
roll it again.
Leo James
Reroll
Jaxson Diaz
Roll.
Lincoln Martinez
nigra, you skipped anne frank and the garden.
Joshua Cooper
begin mining
Cooper Collins
rawl
Kevin Roberts
Why skip my dubs tho? :(
Ian Lee
Rabbits plz. Roll
Luis Cook
roll this!
Robert Smith
reroll mine DEEP
Owen Nguyen
WINRARE
Jack Hughes
A plane crashes, there are no survivors but plenty of corpses for food
Michael Hernandez
Snakes scout their floating island and dream that they shall one day soar the sky's and colonize everywhere.
First step is to establish effective means of a replenishing food source. Snakes do this based on what's available.
Describe snake hybrids op
Jaxon Brooks
roll it because op wants food.
Jose Garcia
reroll but 5 survivors & accepted by snek population
Brayden Watson
rawllin 4dis
Alexander Miller
Aliens vs. Snakes in an all-out war for survival!
Kevin King
A fenced area is created to breed and cultivate(?) rabbits. I fixed the shadows on the statue. This song is fucking great: soundcloud.com/allgetout/girl-gun
Ok so we have an Anne frank garden, a plane crash with 50 survivors, and a breeding rabbit population.
Julian Williams
where's the fucking brothel
Aaron Sullivan
Rabbits mutate and develop a taste for human flesh, attacking the survivors with fury (Monty Python style)
Adam Anderson
space aliens turn the trees into food in exchange for the snake statue.
Jonathan Sullivan
we don't have any of those things besides the rabbit thing because rules exist? like, these threads would be impossible if every dubs roll counted rather than the first after update?
Jayden Gomez
OP stops being an artsy faggot who cares about shadows and actually delivers on
Cameron Hughes
oh shit what have i done
Chase Diaz
Winrar
Lucas Lopez
only 1st dubs count
Nicholas Davis
The survivors from the plane are enslaved by the superior snakes and naga. They are sent to gather wood
Grayson Turner
but the remaining population isn't human, pls clarify your great roll
ooh, look at me, trippin' it up
ye, lemme just not do my thing and change the rules instead of making the art nice yup yup
Jack Martin
OPs a fag who won't deliver. Abandon thread
Liam Ramirez
clarification: rabbits attack other living organisms and there is a loss of life.
Mason Davis
have shrek become emperor; replace currency with shrekkian coins and onionaides
Alexander Wilson
Rabbits start breeding Naga for food. Becomes Dominate race.
Logan Campbell
the song is fucking shit
Ian Miller
Bitch, the rules say dubs decides.
Brayden Anderson
Hmm. Ok so first dubs then. A naga becomes a high priest and interprets the snakes wishes
Ryan Moore
Space aliens turn trees into food in exchange for the smallest island.
Chase Young
1st dubs is implied newfag
Gavin Martin
Fuck you I'm having so much fun
Leo Fisher
No it isn't but okay, continue to be a fag who cares about shadows instead of making a funny game.
Henry Ward
alright, rabbits eat all sneks, population is replaced by rabbit population. The rabbits are a war people, yet still believe in the snek gods because im lazy and apaprently nothing i think matters
We need to gather wood to build more houses. Or er, rabbit hutches. A party of rabbits gather wood
Cooper Gray
good thing time is just a social construct and one can just make up more of it when more people roll for retarded shit. and you know what, fuck photoshop, what a waste of money, i ought to do these in MS Paint from now on.
Adrian Peterson
Snakes develop religion. Remembering the alpha snakes triumph by destroying the betraying human mother.
Snakes develop consciousness and work together to understand the world
Aaron Bennett
I'm happy with it. You respected the magnitude of my 99
Jaxon Perez
Shit dude calm down. I'm just saying, people normally come to these for laughs. First dubs isn't really implied, and people come to have a good time.
Christopher Rivera
>go from complete racial genocide to back to peons gathering wood
i'm laughing so hard this is actually great
life marches on, eh
Daniel Campbell
They had religion and a leader. The rabbits took over but kept the snak religion.
Dylan Price
Snakes are visited by the lizard king
Isaiah Hall
winrar
Benjamin Ross
Reroll
Dylan Bell
Photoshop reality shatters and becomes a ms paint reality
Easton Murphy
Rabbits create nuclear bombs
Austin Wood
Wood is collected from the island and more houses built. Food is of short supply.
Stats: - Hood: 40 - Wood: 0 - Food: 20 - Mood: 84
as far as ive known just about every thread has done first dubs, it just makes the most sense logistically. guess i'll have to clarify more in the rules next time.
Robert Robinson
greatest rabbit scientists set to work resurrecting naga race, now understanding the error of their ways and having evolved to be less voracious (they've bred through a bunch of generations already because they're rabbits)
Andrew Foster
Bunnies look around for carrot seeds, instead discovering two lost Naga eggs, decide to start a naga farm and eat the snake skins for food.
Lincoln Mitchell
There's a bath salts epidemic and everyone is addicted
Carter Reyes
Reroll. This. I miss our snake overlords
Ryan Ward
Niggers invade da island, vandalizing(or desecrating) the snek god statue and houses, and wasting all their resources on timbalands
Brayden Brooks
they build a bridge to the waterfall island
Robert Barnes
reroll
Jordan Roberts
rereroll
Jose Wood
rereroll
Asher Hill
The mutant rabbit Haretler leads a populist revolt to establish a dictatorship
Andrew Wilson
We have no wood. We should do this soon though because we're low on wood on out island.
Roll
Bentley Cook
Aliens claim the waterfall island.
Brayden Ross
Rabbit trump runs for president and kicks out all the sand rabbits, all rabbits are now white and have horrible combovers. Houses are now designed to look like Carrots.
Juan Clark
make bridge to waterfall island
Thomas Martin
Roll
Grayson Roberts
roll but they find a couple of seeds too
Josiah Collins
Reroll
Justin Powell
They all eat mushrooms and have an intense psychadelic experience. It's like a mental orgasm
Robert Rivera
I got 69. Does it count as an orgy coz niggers are always fucking if you ask me. If not, reroll :^)
Asher Bennett
Reroll
Christopher Miller
Reroll
Noah Lopez
Rereroll
Isaiah Nguyen
Reroll
Evan Robinson
See me rerolling
Noah Butler
Rerollerino
Aiden Lewis
Wolf butt babies roll
Adrian Garcia
Rolllllll
Hudson Carter
Winrar
Benjamin Campbell
The widow is dead dumbass.
Mason Sanchez
Op, do you mind if I use this as the basis for a story?
Jordan Lee
rabbits discover crops also, kudos OP .gif format is really cool, awesome art style
Zachary Nelson
Roll
Grayson Barnes
Fucking bridge
Benjamin King
Use reamaining trees to build a catapult. Catapult half of the population to waterfall a island. Construct bridge from wood on the secondary island.
Justin Nguyen
Bitch quit complaining when YOU forgot the garden
Eli Adams
rabbits brains grow allowing them to perceive time and neanderthal-level thought
Juan Thompson
roll for this shit
Ian Morgan
Roll
Jacob Clark
Crops have been planted and a snek farm started.
Stats: - Hood: 50 - Wood: 0 - Food: 50 - Mood: 90
Lincoln Johnson
roll
Gabriel Taylor
Use remaining trees to build a bridge to waterfall
Josiah Morris
>only 33
those brave souls testing the catapult propulsion device.
Camden Morris
Metal was discovered and allowed for skyscrapers. All bunnies now live in Hump towers. (Looks like a big H)
Thomas Perez
WINGODDAMNRAR
Lincoln Peterson
Nah mate, was first
They're sky people now
Brayden Thompson
rolling
Zachary Morgan
This guy beat me to it tho
Elijah Moore
>wasting perfectly good dubs
fuck yourself
Adrian Garcia
my thoughts exactly.
Anthony Howard
Roll but they're shaped like tits
Gabriel Perry
devestating meteor shower
Owen Murphy
heavy rain leading to mudslides
Joshua Johnson
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Oliver Fisher
Niggers get out to vote after correctly registering and rememeeting to carpool in order to contribute in saving the planets precious resources
Josiah Garcia
Many died and the bridge was built, hurray!
Stats: - Hood: 34 - Wood: 0 - Food: 60 - Mood: 87
Jeremiah Morales
zantetsuken
Caleb Young
Shiettttttt
Jordan Howard
op what program are you using, this shit is good quality
Luis Cruz
Start to fish but start a war with the mermaids in the magic river. Prepare for war.
Jack Flores
photoshop
Aaron Ward
Begin hatching the naga eggs they found earlier
Christian White
best Cred Forums thread of 2016 OP, congrats
btw there is a new board precisely for doing stuff like this, cant remember which one it is
Rabbits develop water wheel technology, using the river to power a lumber mill
Juan Nelson
The snek God grants the rabbits otherworldly strength and they begins selective breed with the nagas to make a extremely strong snake rabbit super race
Josiah Anderson
Winner winner no fish for dinner.
Justin Lewis
youre probably thinking of new quest board but it is much slower compared to b and could take days to play one small civ out
Joseph Wilson
thats so awesome man, im pretty good at photo editting but this is way cool. getting it to .gif format etc. gj. also ROLLing for asteroid collision
Kayden Thompson
See if we got the nagas back we'd be more prepared for war.
Michael Martin
A house is built on the river to begin fishing. The mermaids of the river notice this move and promptly declare war upon the rabbits who are all to eager to reciprocate.
Stats: - Hood: 44 - Wood: 0 - Food: 70 - Mood: 99
Jace Flores
The entire population develops autism with a 100% chance of passing it down and no known cure. It causes them to burn anything made of wood.
Caleb Clark
They have two eggs, a male and female... so time to train the babies right?
Aiden Nelson
The Onion people invade led by their leader Shrek. Thus begins a great war. There are about 25 onion people. (not counting shrek).
Nathaniel Thomas
Rolling
Wyatt Rodriguez
Rolling for both
Matthew Lopez
Rolling for this
Angel Hill
>rabbits are warlike, mood goes to 99 under war conditions lol
rabbits send in mature nagas to do battle as meat shields while they gather wood as quickly as possible for war effort
(if trips nagas join forces with mermaids)
Ryder Ward
Rabbits start to develop metal tools to fight with, Leading into the bronze age.
Adrian Perez
Just rolling
Nolan Cox
Roll
Kayden Gomez
bunnies capture a mermaid and use it as a surrogate for amphibious rabbitspawns
Brody Butler
The snek God causes Magic snake shaped swords and beef jerky to rain from the sky providing the rabbits their needed weaponry and food
Daniel Rogers
Rolling on into battle.
Brandon Wright
on the one hand i wouldnt mind running a slightly slower thread, it would be easier to manage, but on the other i dont think i could handle checking up on a thread every few hours for a week
Ryder Powell
Reroll
Eli Diaz
Raise the nagas!!!!
Justin Stewart
Stealth rabbit puts lsd in the river and the mermaids trip balls.
Rabbits breed with mermaids
Aiden Garcia
reroll
John Williams
Reroll
Tyler Bailey
YES LET THE HYBRID WATER RABBITS REIGN
Easton Bell
Rabbits breed with magical beef jerry that turns them into lemonade mermaids
Jack Adams
>mermaids have no legs dan cant reach out of the water
star fishing the mermaids for food
Chase Roberts
Rolling for war nagas
Michael Thomas
> magical beef jerry
Liam Gomez
An unborn fetus and its twelve niggers come and start spanking each other with the exception of the fetus, who watches with intrepid curiosity.
Carter Lee
Oh god
Dominic Anderson
HAYAHAHAHHAHAHA that counts as a reroll rite?
Jeremiah Garcia
Rabbits fished for several days to catch a mermaid who they trapped and bred. A new generation of amphibious rabbits is born (in brackets [])
>captcha just tried to convince me a shrub was a tree
Mason Hill
reroll niggers
Christian King
A rabbit falls in love witha mermaid. They fuck and have mutant rabbit mermaid babies to help ease tention of the war to show love wins. fagots.
Mason Roberts
Every rabbbit turns homosexual. repopulation stops.
Christian Perez
Mermaid build Aquaducts into rabbits' island to attack it.
Lincoln Ward
Wisest rabbit becomes a hermit but takes amphibious rabbit with him
Jayden Sullivan
Make peace with mermaids and accept them as part of our own. Make trades so we can acquire their magical underwater wood
Luis Roberts
I promise this was a real captcha
Rabbits suffer heavy losses due to lack of wood for war efforts, have to disassemble houses. Naga and amphirabbits multiply
Daniel Price
Reroll for mermaid retaliation.
Brandon Bell
The mermaids ather into their aquarium air ships and attack! 5 air ships counting!
Eli Evans
Lizard king appears before taking wisest rabbit as tribute
Jaxson Peterson
reroll
Jose Robinson
some rabbits want to go to war, some dont!. the weak retreat from the war to death by jumping off cliff. 1/3 population
Blake Wright
On the new island some snakes (not naga) are found cause they weren't killed by the rabbits. They are revered and brought into the community.
Mason Richardson
rabbit descover precious metals. they build swords and armor
Eli Powell
Roll for spiritually revered snakes
Connor Parker
Rabbits somehow convince all mermaids to swim off the edge of waterfall island
Colton Adams
All rabbits turn gay and future rabbits will also be gay. repopulation stops for rabbit kind.
Gabriel Collins
Charismatic rabbit forms cult which has its followers dig and dig and dig until they reach the bottom and are free
Isaac Cox
Rolling for this. Oh and Mermaids build aquaducts to begin attack.
Cameron Thomas
Reroll
Nathan Murphy
offer the new breeds to snake god to create a snake wizurd that can harnest the levitational power of the central isand
Joshua Bailey
Snakes are rediscovered and now there is a snake cult
Cameron Gutierrez
reroll
Luis Cooper
Holy shit what
Adam Baker
Op can you do a dubs roll for mermaids as well to help them grow.. If so Mermaids build a sea tower to attack incoming bunnies.
Ryan Taylor
10+10=/=30 50+10=/=78
If dubs, Trump arrives to build a wall around the island, preventing anyone from falling off. Travel is still possible
Thomas Baker
dubs dub 8's nice also can we bring the original widdow back at the same time
Thomas Nguyen
YES YES AND YES
Nolan Watson
MAKE THE MARMAIDS PAY FOR IT
Chase Taylor
The rabbits find oil underneath the river and Start drilling.
Tyler Miller
HAIL DRUMPF
Logan Jones
were rich
Cameron Fisher
The new breed is sacrificed and the gods possess the Naga statue, giving it great powers.
Stats: - Hood: 64 - Wood: 0 - Food: 90 - Mood: 99
Those weren't the operating numbers for that turn, they were the ones from the last one. The => was showing the rearrangement to a different population (rabbits from naga).
Connor Russell
I AM A GOD.
IF THIS IS ALSO DUBS HAVE BUNNIES AND MERMAIDS MAKE PEACE, CREATING A NEW RELIGION WITH A SHARK GOD CALLED weldkat
Anthony Fisher
Oh ok. Do my trump dubs still count. Pls
Jace Robinson
Winfuckingrar
Jaxson Williams
AGAIN! REFER TO ABOVE POST and MAKE THE MERMAIDS PAY
Kevin Brooks
oh shit 99 again GOD HAS SPOKEN, TRUMP SHALL BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE MARMAIDS PAY FOR IT!
Kevin Young
levitate all of the water from the riverfall and leave mermaids with no where to live
Oliver Russell
Rolling
Thomas Walker
Mermaids dig out the island to make a huge lake, build houses using coral. Use all the extra dirt to make a land bridge to the bunny kingdom.
Robert Gray
roll
Adrian Cooper
roll
Jeremiah Taylor
if trips trump dies before any wall is constructed and trump fag must leave thread
Justin Perry
rollin
Joshua Torres
Isis invade riding swede cucks
Logan Miller
Societal homogeneity is a requirement for the advancement of a society, to make sure it flourishes. Niggers and niggers of the sand type seem to act against this, against any sort of working structure that isn't "shoot with guns and commit criminal acts" and women tend to not be particularly loyal to any tribe. They're a weak point for cultural invasion and cultures who have their women chaste tend to have the focus and energy to expand and conquer. In fact, with that energy being present, it takes more focus NOT to than it does otherwise. Women are to be kept chaste and in check, else they ruin all we work for by inviting "vibrant diversity" into a working system and have it upended by cultures contrast to our own. Once unleashed, it is so much more work to create a society that contains the social cohesion women present that it is more likely the remnants will be absorbed into other cultures.
Due to women being suddenly "free to fuck" and therefore wandering aimless without a culture or purpose, they are angry and upset but unwilling to be coerced into a chaste status unless subdued forcefully. This is something that more tribal based cultures are more than able and willing to do.
However, there will be those who are otherwise, who flourish in this new found freedom. My proposal is this: We find a way to separate those who flourish with individuality and create a new society.
Leo Fisher
Rolling to help the best race mermaids
Joshua Rivera
Rolling
Luke Adams
Peace agreementy thing, wall, payment, island no death, crops r growin'. This was exhausting to draw in.
at the exact same time as the last brick of wall was being put came the conquerors of the northwest. their aim is to get all the earth from central island and extract it when extracted it floats everything it coats
Nicholas Sullivan
mermaids starts aquaducts to southern most island planning on expanding and then attacking.. cant trust them wetbacks.
Ayden Davis
No user, wall is finished. Travel Is still allowed t though
Jaxon Howard
Rolling for this, make mermaids great again
Brandon Perez
Trump is assassinated by mermaid SJW's.
Connor Brown
MASS ORGY
Sebastian Thompson
the people start using the river as a toxic dump site and a mutated creature arrives also the griver is now green pls
Nicholas Howard
Darn so close. Reroll
Brayden Rodriguez
Males enslave females and make them guzzle cum and creampie all day instead of eating. Snake God takes right island and forms a giant mountain on Trump Island
Adrian Watson
fuck
Luke Parker
Lol roll
Lincoln Garcia
Snakes are rediscovered and become spiritual leaders. A rabbit becomes a high priest and speaks for them. It's kinda corrupt though because they can't actually communicate.
Wyatt Hughes
Roooooolll
Hunter Mitchell
well then lol
Lincoln Price
This.
Eli Fisher
They build a wall to keep out all the Mexicans effectivly divided the island in half. The house is spilt 50/50
Ethan Russell
This is hands down my favorite thread of the year
Jace Roberts
All efforts to block mermaids out have been stopped, the Trump is dead. Crops are fully grown. I have class in the morning so when this thread dies it dies folks. May pick up the story where it leaves off next time? Who knows.