VOCAROO thread. Type something and I'll record it

So there was a time in my life where I had all sorts of crazy ideas about life and love and what it means to be human. These ideas were manic, loving and most of all straight from the heart. No reason, no examination, no RULES.

With my heart on my sleeve, I was barreling down the highway, the highway of love. Seeking the siren's call, taking a stab in the void. I was going to find the woman I loved if it killed both of us.

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FUCKING NORMALFAGS. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How an I record audio if you don't type anything for me to say? Come on, Cred Forums!

you aren't even saying what we tell you to

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I have autism, and that's why I ask strangers on the internet to tell me what to say and then don't even really say it. Also disregard my speech impediment, poor out-loud reading skills and boring cadence and voice.

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It would be great if I could get some more written content to say on Vocaroo. Please post!