RAGE thread

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

RAGE thread

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cubic_centimetre
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_notation
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

i hope that guy dies in a firey pit of niggers

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

R u fuckin shittinf me

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

Guy

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

whose reasoning was this?
hillary....

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

Gas Sonic, racing war now!

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

kek

btw this is a rage thread, not a ylyl

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

Fuck off cuck

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

The fact you put this in a rage thread made me rage.

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

Hope she gets aids

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

you must drive the mercedes

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

I don't believe this. It's not tru

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

Didn't like fast people
kek

Justin King
Justin King

Implying there's anything wrong with a W123

James Reed
James Reed

FB is run by kikes, what did you expect, stupid goyim

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Samefig

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

Fuckin' kek, man. Nice dubs, by the way.

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

lurk more

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

at least i know which woman to rape next now

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

Firey pit of niggers
Kek

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

not like you can use "inspect element"

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

That's shopped nigger

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

untitled, lmao desu

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

kek

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

LOL. ok bud.

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

gtfo with your windows paint shit

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

FIRST OFF

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

No fucking way

James Scott
James Scott

Holy shit. The game? Are you 12 or just severely retarded?

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

Thread died, thanks nigger

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

Holy shit 3rd was awesome.

David Robinson
David Robinson

That's retarded but I'd still fuck her

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

All of the MAGA girls are at least a 6-9 the lefties are like 3-7

Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

Where did all these statistics come from? And why do they skip all the years that don't fit their data?

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

Ayyy
I know that chassis number
R230 fam.

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

Can i just say that i fucking hate stone as a weight measurement.

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

uses a system that has stones as a unit of measurement
stones

OI RUFFLEFURD
OY BOYO HO EDWICKERFORD
HOWS A MANY HEAVY LIFTS DOES YER CUNT PONDER YONDER MAIDEN HEAVE?
JUST BY MY DOILY THERES YONDER STRUMPTET IS NO DOUBT IN ME JOLLY BONES 4 PINT 6 ROCKS OVER THERE

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

Checked, but what does the inspect element do?

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Stay mad, its called GREAT Britain for a reason nerd.

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Its not a literal rock you shitter.

One stone is 14 pounds, its just an absolutely retarded ratio which irritates me to this day.

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

in google chrome (and maybe also other browsers, I presume) you can highlight text and then either right click and choose "inspect element" or just use the shortcut shift ctrl I.
with inspect element you can change pretty much anything you want on a website, like text or images. no need for Ps anymore.

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

using pound

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

Zozzle lad

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

using kilos

Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

Making fun of someone using universally used systems.
wew lad

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

Are you sure you know how to do that?

Brandon Stewart
Brandon Stewart

itt: turbo autists criticise each other over units of measurement

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

I'm glad I'm not retarded. Glad to use a reasonable system of measure. Kill yourself and your imperial system.

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

FUCK YOU MAN. I am so fucking sick and goddamned tired of you fucking brits ruining fucking america with your fucking bulliths. it sufuckign pissing me off. imperial units are just fucking better bitch

Cooper Phillips
Cooper Phillips

You guys need to add a new unit to measure how triggered someone is.

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

It is called being American.

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

Glad to use a reasonable system of measure
Reasonable

"I can bench 65.7709 kilos man!"

Fuck off with that shit, your units are always too bloody large or too fucking small.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

Congratulation for the baby

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

Sorry, I meant to say reasonable for everything in terms of science and mathematics, in other words, everything that actually matters. Kill yourself. Even your military uses metric. All scientific institutions do. Get with the times, nigger.

Leo Young
Leo Young

Lost and 3 was the best.

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

Noone would bench 65,7 kilos are you seriously this retarded? You'd bench 68 or 67 cause we dont have fucking gram weights nigger. It's like me saying "oh hold on i just gotta lift this, all 24,8668473)(273)7 Ibs of it.

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

stone
fukken britbongs

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

Also, use scientific notation, please.

James Butler
James Butler

Using a currency type for your weight
Fuckin' Americunts.

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

Stop crying, nigger

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

19st
it 19th, nineteenth, not ninetenst, jeebus.
also, 19th in what? worlds ugliest male?

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

You can bitch until you're blue but you won't change anything.

USA is the most admired superpower in the world.

inb4 "bait" or every other jealous whiny reply

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

American system
>>>>>>>American

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

dat troll face
also, fish lip

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

Kek, I like how you completely ignored what I said and just continued living on in your own world of retardation. Every scientist in your country uses the metric system. That is the reason why American scientists are even conversed with. They've learned how to converse with the metric system. Get fucked.

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

ITT: b8 about measuring shit

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

For fucks sake stop this faggotry. Always fighting between USA and Europe.
Oh, hey, the thread finally made me rage...

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

ye 'rong, matey.
yuropoor here, hence metric master race.

John Wright
John Wright

You Brits can thank yourselves for the "Imperial" system, which you invented, limey faggots.

David Wood
David Wood

which book is that?

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

implying Brit

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

I'll use a scientific notation on your bitch of a mother

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

Then you're just regular Eurotrash, which is worse.

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

Enjoy your shitty imperial system. There are only 3 countries left on earth that haven't officially adopted the metric system, and even then, they still use it in all scientific/mathematical pursuits. Enjoy masturbating to a dead unit system under the guise of patriotism or whatever the fuck.

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

Dunno. Googled "why the metric system is better than imperial". I've seen it somewhere before on the same topic.

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

animals like this should be killed and eaten

James Stewart
James Stewart

it's stupidity, not patriotism

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

american engineering student here. Nigga, we use both measurement systems.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

How?

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

The only thing that makes me rage is that people find this to be more objectionable than clipping ears or tails on dogs, declawing cats, or even doing the same thing to babies.

Fuck off.

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

parents like this should be sterilized

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

YOU SICK FUCK! THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY, HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THIS EFFECTED SOMEONE YOU KNEW! I MEAN... LOSING 4-0 IS BAD AT THE BEST OF TIMES, BUT TO A TEAM 2 DIVISIONS LOWER THAN YOU?! THIS WAS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY! (if you live in the nation of Manchester)

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

What makes me angry is that she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

I never said they used metric exclusively. I go to university and we occasionally use pounds because America is fucking retarded.

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

It's not stupidity, it's stupidity!
Yeah, that's what I just fucking said.

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

When is that ever useful though? You gonna bust out a mole of hydrogen to make sure your ruler is accurate? Just like having 21 different measurements of length. Wow, so useful to have 20 different prefixes to a meter when we only use 3 of them! Why, it's so easy to scale yottameters down to attometers I can do it in my head! And we've only had to revise the original prefixes 5 times since we introduced them! In fact, we haven't added any since 1991. So we're due to chuck a few more in there because that is what we do every 30 years or so for no reason! Even though the only useful prefixes were all present when it was originally proposed in 1795. That's right, the 5 times it has been added onto since have just been to add prefixes most people will never use. At least you don't have to deal with furlongs and chains and rod and such right? Even though, you know, they were useful for something once. Not like the fucking zeptometer. 'Cause Jesus Christ, I can't get through the fucking day unless I can measure something down to the sextillionth of a meter.

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

My biggest problem is the fat acceptance thing. The rest id whatever. Im not even skinny but like fuck.

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

By branding you fucking retard

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

How exactly do you brand something in scientific notation? I'm pretty dumb and I don't understand.

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

Any time during engineering.

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

danger, will robinson!
not one single rocket ever was destroyed because one uses newtons and the other a retarded pounds or feet unit.

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

I don't get it is it because more than half is the PlayStation logo?

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

You seem to be just mad that America is using an Imperial British system in our daily lives but metric in dealing with other countries. If it doesn't impede anything, then why get butthurt?

Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

yep
also dolan is rite!

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

I think you're trying me but whatever. It's numbers

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

Classic.

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

That's right we did, but when the joke wore off about a 100 years ago and moved to metric, your backwards-ass, autistic nigger country were too simple to realise the whole thing was just an epic troll and have stuck with it ever since and become the laughing stock of the world!

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

Imperial is useless. It does impede shit. People generally learn imperial as a child and throughout school, but rarely metric. This leads to quite a few people who can't even do basic complications in math, especially with dealing with metric units. You just have to teach everyone two different systems of measurements which is a giant waste of time in our already shitty education system. We only need metric.

Easton Parker
Easton Parker

They were not saying like a place in a compition they were using a unit of measure.

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

Yeah, I had no clue what you were talking about, mate.

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

Using copyrighted images was against the rules; half the picture is the Playstation logo
mods said people should come up with something "creative;" First place is a fucking selfie ranked above two actual creative pictures.

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

clearly did not see the sarcasm/joke
clearly took the bait
clearly a britbong using stone as an everyday measurement

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

...is exactly what you'd say if you were a faggot flipping burgers all day. Those who actually have their shit together, like scientists and engineers use the prefixes every. fucking. day! Fag

Xavier Kelly
Xavier Kelly

works in chrome, cant speak for other browsers.

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

implying sony cares about usage of the playstation logo in a playstation advertising contest
someone just wanted to (or already did) fuck her.

David Morris
David Morris

Believing that brits say nineteenst
taking his bait
me taking your bait
someone taking my bait

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

The core of this argument is just "OI FOCK YE CUNT, GREAT BRITAIN IS THA BEST CUNTRY YA FAG!" or "FUCK YER TEA DRINKIN CRUMPIT EATING FAGS BECAUSE MURICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY!"

Can we just say that Britain and America are shitty right now? Seriously, they're fucked in their own way.

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to die I could've bought a gun ages ago

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

i am totally confised right now.
who took whoms bait, who won?

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

I still don't understand how you could edit things.

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

But that's wrong. One millilitre of water occupies only a tenth of a cubic centimetre, and weighs only one milligram. And the calorie isn't even metric - the metric system uses the 'joule'.

Owen James
Owen James

No, metric is objectively better in terms of science and mathematics.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

you're not wrong

John Reyes
John Reyes

I did. You did. We all did.
Let's kill ourselves.
Sleep well, kind user.

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

implying this is real and not some woman hating neckbeard
ooookay

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

nope
a liter (not litre) is a cubic decimeter (not metre).
so a milliliter is a thousandth liter, a cubic decimeter is thousand cubic centimeters, so a milliliter and a cubic centimeter is the same.
as for weight, it surely depends on the density of the material.
assuming a density of 1kg per liter (often assumed for water) you get a gram per milliliter.
the calorie is an old unit, replaced by joules for years now, yes.
but humans are retarded and still use calories, often mixing kilocalories and calories, especially in the food sector.

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

Why I don't put women on any of my shit.
You want a joint account? Fuck off.
You want your name on the house and car? Fuck off

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

good fight, good night.

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

docking tails aint so bad

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

let's see how you would react when your "tail" is cut off.
oh, wait, i bet you're a murrijew with a mutilated dick?
butthurt much?

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

ya got me o no what am i going to do i have never been trolled this hard gonna an hero now europoor

Luke Clark
Luke Clark

Calories may not be standard SI units, but everything else you've said is wrong
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cubic_centimetre

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

top kek

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

it fucking is you fucker it ruins their balance and is fucking cruel as fuck you fucking sadist

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

Unless the names are unredacted, these posts are pointless.

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

The retardedness of this makes me rage. Cat, Schmat. I mean sucks for cat but, fuck, STUPID.

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

Implying that there couldn't possibly be a legitimate, medical reason to amputate or dock a tail

Implying that the animal is conscious when the procedure is done

Impying the procedure must be cruel and unusual, and akin to Hostel levels of torture

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

you're getting butthurt about measurements, if that's a problem for you, you shouldn't concern yourself with much

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

thats a non-binary man baby

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

medical reasons are the only reasons to do such

conscious or not, dogs and cats need tails to communicate with each other

the amputation without med reasons is unneccesary and as such cruel and a torture

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

hawt

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

implying people don't dock tails for pure aesthetic reasons
Implying people actually give dogs more than some local anesthetic when they do it

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

gets me evrytime

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

FUCKING LOST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WOULD CUT OFF THE CLIT AND USE THE BLOOD AS LUBE FOR HER SLUT ASS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ALSO REQUESTING THE "I HATE YOU" MAIL EVERY DAY STORY

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

using "butthurt" because you have nothing of value to actually add
ignoring the fact there's reasons like infection or tissue death to consider as valid reasons for this practice
being this stupid

It's okay though because you're just PRETENDING to be retarded. It's okay man, we get it.

Aaron White
Aaron White

Aha ok, here

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_notation

Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

What do you mean, user, paint rules is titsawesomez!!

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

kek'd

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

Calling us jews? Lol. No. You know the truth kiddo

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

really didn't need to see this :(

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

ha, and she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

William Hall
William Hall

When doing science. Even scientists in murica use the metric system

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

was "joetheawful" already taken?

Andrew White
Andrew White

Right? Weight should be measured in KEKs.

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

med reasons are ok.
but there are a lot of dogs with cut ears and/or tails, and i don't believe those animals all had a uncurable infection.
especially "fighter dogs" like pit bulls often have cut extremities, i don't think this has something to do with them avoiding being bitten in there while fighting?
no, absolutely not, those body parts froze off, totally...

who is the stupid one of us?
i, giving reasons why this is bad practice and and allowing where it is necessary, or you, just going to attack me while pretending to be on that animals side?

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

the unit is called KEKs

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

simply html bullshit? you only change them on your end, genius

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

how much stone are a kek?

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

st=stone, fagtron.

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

We wuz kings
We be smarter than tha white man

Fucking idiots. Feed your fucking people then

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

Go back to /int/ you fuckin pieces of niggershit

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

well....fuck me I guess

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

Literally about to have a seizure trying to hold this rage in. Sister would always click on ads and download random music programs. She would always delete all my shit "because I download viruses". So glad I'm done with that shit

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

Tagging Mark
INSTAGRAM GET OUT

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

This is so fucking far from funny kid. Seriously never post anything again.

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

looks like my work here is done. there's my contribution to the topic, OP.

Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

Depends on how many stones Moot weighs. Then you make a ratio (Moot weighs 10^3 Keks) and convert.

Jackson James
Jackson James

ha, and she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

asian

Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

I have no sympathy for the dude. He knew slapping her was litterally b8 and he did it anyways. Gets what he deserves.
22nd century
trusting females with anything important
Wew lad
Hillary cucks

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

being younger than your sister
well there's your problem, nigger pussy

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

caring this much about what anonymous people think about you when when you're anonymous
What the fuck are you doing nigger?

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

Best b8 of the dec8

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

fake

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

You are exactly as baited as you just now realized.

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

It's OBVIOUSLY satire you fucking retard.

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

then why are all these retards getting dick hurt abt it?

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

109kg at 7 years old!?!?

I'm not sure that's even possible...

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

This makes me want to scream.

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

One millilitre of water occupies only a tenth of a cubic centimetre
LOL! No.

And the calorie isn't even metric - the metric system uses the 'joule'
See above. The Calorie is metric, it's just been replaced by the joule for many uses in recent times. It's still part of the metric system despite the fact Joules are preferred..

Every point you tried to make was wrong. The shame of it.

Isaiah Rivera
Isaiah Rivera

It says the rest of her weight in lbs though, instead of 17.00006 Stone or whatever. SO WHY NOT USE LBS FOR THE WHOLE DAMN THING?

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

Bitch would be out of GBPs for years.

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

Burn.

James Gomez
James Gomez

mfw I was there when this glorious meme arose
mfw no reaction images
mfw she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

Fuck off with your gay ass euro sport.

Dominic Martin
Dominic Martin

Wait, 109kg is like 250 pounds right? That's as much as me, and I am a fat full grown adult who lifts weights.

What the literal fuck?

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

I'd also be fine with kilos. But fuck your stone bullshit

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

240lb

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

Admired<hated.

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

clearly fake and gay

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Anyone got the pic of some fat ass in a weight loss program being paid ( not by her ) and doctor says she cant have chips but she eats them anyways and cries saying they shouldnt have them

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

no shit you fucking autist, how fucking miserable and fat are you right now in your parents basement ?

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

This?

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

I'm not younger than her she's just mentally challenged

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

You see a fat ass like this in around 1/100, good point.. In my area 1/1000

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

lawyerfag here:

Wouldn't happen. Not even close.

You'd have to do a lot more than slap a bitch to go to jail, and no lawyer in their right mind would tell her to clean out the joint account (even a fucking public defender would get damages galore from that).

Ryan Cook
Ryan Cook

What this parasitic, blood sucking, morally bankrupt nigger said.

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

Working dogs have had, and still have, their tails docked to prevent injuries working in heavy cover, barbed wire fences, etc. Sometimes vets have to amputate tails in adults because of the damage, which is much more serious than docking a puppy.

I do agree that docking of dogs for aesthetic reasons is unacceptable, as is act like trimming the ears of Doberman dogs to make them look more aggressive

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

Fucking love this one, Especially when euro fags call the US fat

William Reed
William Reed

Is it true that you guys can swim in shark-infested waters without fear of being bitten?

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

My dog gots a cut tail from a surgen, but she did come home one day missing flesh in all and only had the bone.

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

Actually we learn both. We learn imperial in elementary school because it's simplest (uses physical body parts as a base) then metric and SI standards in later elementary on. We were expected to use SI standards in science courses

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

She is too fat.

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

You're conflating two issues. The obesity of USA vs UK, which the USA leads but the UK isn't far behind, and abuse of your national health service by stupid people. Oh....wait

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

Exactly my point.

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

I don't get it

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

22 century
wew

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

I found this amusing.

At least we'll be able to use magnets to find all these people we need to euthanize.

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

those crazy indoctrinated eyes

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

And where does the planck-length come in?

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

fat weight isn't the same as muscle weight.
you can be tall and weigh much or have a lot of muscles and weigh quite a lot.

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

take it easy, if you edit something you didnt want changed just change it back or press f6 and press enter.

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

im indian but these fuckers need to be lynched
fucking pussies for police in europe

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

Why are these people so fucking ugly?

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

hahaha science and methameictics is useless xDDDDD welcum tooo americunt!!!

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

to be fair
who the fuck brings a food trolley through a weight loss ward

Cameron James
Cameron James

looks like someones telling pork pies

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

fat-positive

What a time to be alive

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

Fuck off with that shit, your units are always too bloody large or too fucking small.

thats why we have units that scale uniformly, you autistic retard

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

America
admired
superpower

Pick one and only one.

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

too long winded, bad for the heart. especially when you considered the inferred meaning of the info and the fact that saying two hundred and fourteen pounds seems to in.dicate tghat the amount is beyond the ordinary. Say more with less. also it sounds fat just hearing it, cat is an unflattering color on the queen.

thanks culture. you pos.

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

This thread literally gave me cancer. Im starting with precautionary chemo right away.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

fat* is an unflattering color on the queen

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

Someone surely thought

Girls never win, lets give her a chance because she is quirky

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

...

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

Which country? AND WTF? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

Shut up Carlos you fucking beaner.

William Ward
William Ward

moved to metric, last time I checked I still saw miles everywhere.

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

Shit like this makes me consider getting SRS

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

That's a really nice car. Bitch is retarded.

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

Actually awesome

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

WHAT A FUCKING CUNT. I think she she should be stabed in her ears with wit rusty nails

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

Winner violates the rules and is completely unoriginal and utter shit, but she's a girl, so she wins.

Raging hard...

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Not if you follow city

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

stabbed*

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

implying identifying implications is inappropriate

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

not knowing the difference between metric and SI

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

the chinese take-out on top of the car
my sides

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

took me 10 sec to understand what i was looking at...

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

Ups

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

The fkn suspension in that vehicle...

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

why the fuck does everyone spell "oops" like "ups" now? seriously. it's oops and not united parcel service. >:c

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

oups

Michael Peterson
Michael Peterson

had a vasectomy at age 25
sad that any children I shot inside the cups would not have any of my new experience
tell nobody except boss at the time
as time passes I forget about it because I can still cum
10 years later some chick I've been dating walks up to me and shows me she tested positive on the pregnancy stick
knows I make tons of money and thinks she has me by the balls so she starts behaving like a spoiled bitch
kick her out that week telling her that is definitely not my child when I remember that I am no longer fertile but fail to tell her
To be continued...

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

This story is getting good!

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

sounds like a previous story posted here a few years ago, but please continue

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

If I were this dude I'd kidnap this bitch violently rape her, rip off her hair, teeth and nails, skin her alive, then put her in a tub of salt and lemon. I'd then cover up my crimes and move out of the united states with no regrets.

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

COME ON OP I GOTTA GO TO UNI SOON

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

what show is this ?

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

THIS DOES NOT DEUS LET ALONE VULT! BEGONE DEGENERATE! LEST I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY FATHER AND HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON JESUS CHRIST!

Levi Foster
Levi Foster

As a Dane I have to kek
Our neighbor country is a fucking cuck

I remember in primary school many fucking years ago, we had a stand-in teacher who came from Sweden.

She was 100% Swedish, blue eyes, milky skin etc.

Except she had converted to a fucking muslim wearing a burka, everyone in class INCLUDING THE FUCKING SANDNIGGERS where baffled by it, and couldnt stop asking "Why tho?"

Funny thing is she couldn't answer, she just tucked her shoulders lol

Sweden is fucking cancer, Merkel-tier.

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

Anyone have the post similar to this one?

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

Nice.

Should happen in every thread.

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

no. repeat after me "oops".

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

One pint of water weighs one pound and requires one BTU to raise it 1 degree Fahrenheit

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

I weigh ~17 stones 1lb. ~239 lbs
but I don't get the point of using stone. it's such a weird number to multiply/divide by

Amerifat here

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

i spilled my soup oups

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

It was a problem he had. He really, really wanted to be bisexual but was ultimately straight

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

Be me
be peasant
living in Europe
lord tells me i can fight for my god and country
sell everything and leave my family behind to surly die in a country far away
stop the spread of sand niggers for a millennia
tfw descendants bend over and let those muslem dogs them walk all over them

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

Who gives a shit about babies

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

there's no hope for you.

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

That was another user I can do it

"Ovps"

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

seven months later hear a knock at the door
nobody knows where I live except mailman
assume I accidentally gave out my address and expecting to greet some random person
it's ex with a big round belly and is begging me to take her back while trying to guilt me by insisting the child is mine at the same time
she starts hitting herself in the stomach and I immediately call the cops
after they get our info and each side of what happened they call an ambulance to take her to the hospital
the very next week I get visited by an investigator who wanted my side of the story because the doctors discovered bruises on her belly and it was blamed on me
got shown pictures and the investigator immediately told me my fist were too big to have done that so asked me what I used to hit her with
spent a few hours covering my version and re-enacting exactly what happened
sure enough it was all taken to court
she said that when we lived together the dna test proved positive
went on to tell more lies
during recess her lawyer was confused because she never brought any of that extra stuff to the table
back in session the judge asked her to bring all documents of the test in the next court date
she showed up empty handed and her lawyer said they are working on getting those documents in order or something
my lawyer walked up to the judge and handed him my vasectomy documents that were signed by the doctor that did the procedure telling the juries that it was impossible for me to inseminate her, specially after years have passed since the vasectomy had been done
as a free man I boozed it up the following weekend

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

I hate that smile on her face. She's acting like she's done something adorable a quirky. This isn't some "oops silly me, teehee" kind of situation. It's not funny that that you made your dog obese.

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

Cont plss

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

Thats a nice car. Love the W123's

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

I've bean called that many times

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

no hope

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

user believe in me, I can do it!

"Overps"

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

THAT image makes me rage.
By default, she is a shit human being, and it is morally ok to fuck her shit up (the car)
As such, I would very much consider it if there was no chance of getting caught.

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

Pic related

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

you keep disappointing me.

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

If it doesn't impede anything
How about losing a $650 million Mars probe because retarded americans used the imperial system?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

wtf is that?

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

love it.

any idea what happened to her afterwards?

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

WWSD

What would Sagan do? He would probably work out, smoke weed, and transfer all that energy from stupid feminism into astrophysics to help advance the human race. Not dumb it down or make it unhealthy. Dumbass fat bitch.

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

No,

Paris fucks you

#Parisfucksniggersrightintheass

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

My ancestors who fought this fucking war are rolling in their graves

Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

totally real

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

i feel bad for the cat

David Hall
David Hall

Labrador retrievers have a gene mutation that makes them 1/3 more likely to overeat compared to other dogs. Guess she fooled him

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

that's opossum tho