Is our currency the most ridiculous in the world?

No

Which is why the aesthetic decline is so impressive, If there is one thing Australians are good at its making everyone around them seem better.

tfw i'm so poor I have to buy actual maple syrup with a twenty to get that smell...

Meh, if it makes it harder to counterfeit. I'm just glad that American currency is finally color coded. It just makes things easier for both residents and tourists.

Expat-in-Japan for ten years Canuck, here.

This is the first time I have seen that bill, and those golden things made me think of koban. I was wondering just when Moonland had conquered Canuckistan.

You are swapping pieces of paper with a disproportionate value scribbled on it..... All currency is ridiculous

What are those ovoid, gold things supposed to be, anyway?

Zeitgeistard detected. I agree, but that's not what this thread is about...

Freshman libertarian detected.

Please, discourse upon your Grand Unified Theory of Economics.

Debateable

you do realize you're talking out your ass right? lmao get mad that you're not America

You probably think paying income tax is crime too

>Aesthetic decline
Well that's just like... your opinion, man.

Country?

It doesn't seem that bad to me, in any case.

Don't lie. The smell of money is glorious

USA are all the same colour, so absolutely not.

Philippines

You're right, he could be a budding miltia/sov-cit faggot too. Lots of overlap between them and the libertarians, though.

Why don't they build their own internet? With blackjack? And hookers?

Oh, wait, we already have one with those too.

My kid sold one of these for $10 at school today because they're so new not many have seen them yet. I was impressed.

What's on the note? Bacteria?

You have cruel emu overlords

Your kid is a shrewd little businessman! When's the Bar Mitzvah?

I kid, I kid 'cause I love.

old japanese moneys
sadly not useful since vending machines only take the suica

some cunt at IGA palmed a mostly torn $10 on me the other day. now I have two half-$10 notes in my wallet and I have no clue what I'm going to fucking do with them

>picture unrelated

No there's a respectable white woman on it. Try looking up the exchange rate of Zimbabwean dollars to USD, kek fucking niggers

Nah Canada's is.
>scratch and sniff
Children
All of them

I think you misunderstood.

I replied to my own post. I'm the Japfag. I was asking about the gold things in the Canadian bill. What are they?

I'm pretty sure that banks will accept it for exchange, even in that state.

MFW that shit actually happened
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

Oh, yeah, and I've never once seen a vending machine here that didn't take cash.

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That's pretty fuckin' funny, for a goddamn change.

the dude on the bill makes me think of what an IRL buzz killington would look like

How many bricks can I get for $20?

Outdated

says who you fucking lordfag

yeah, but I work all hours banks are open, and it'd take at least half an hour. Too much hassle.

much better to tape it up and hand it to a taxi driver at 2am saturday night

nah

americant currency is still paper right? backwater fucks of the world make me laugh

>when an ancient astronaut scholar inspires your currency
>and dies the same year its designer does

Kind of like a monkey's paw.

Its a fabric blend cotton and shit. Someone sounds like a jelly nigger. The Anglo-American empire runs this shit, as you were

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Doing better than me. Didn't even know they changed the notes. I don't see enough real money to notice

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Yeah...
That about sums up our military prowess. Doesn't help that emus are 8 FOOT TALL FUCKIN IMMORTAL DINOSAUR BIRDS THAT CAN EVISCERATE A MAN WITH ONE KICK.

Bren gunners never had a chance.

You're in fucking Australia. If guns fail, send in the crocs & brown snakes.

As long as the numbers in small black letters isnt ripped apart its still legal tender.

We're still working on domesticating those.
We had crocodile cavalry, but we ran out of midget jockeys to ride them into battle... martality rate in training was around the 100% mark.
We tried training drop bears to ride the crocs instead. We ran out of trainers.

Australia is the ultimate cuck country

Has the Queen of another country on its money

Drop bears don't eat poultry though.

it is pretty ridiculous
first time I pulled cash out of an atm in oz I had to turn to a person next to me and ask if I got real money or if I was at a joke atm

Nigga half their flag is our flag too it's hilarious

there are worse problems than getting to look at a pretty girl every time you pay for something m8

says cUckSA
At least we aren't trillions of dollars in debt

ayy is that fidel on the 20

No eurofags around?

what's wrong with euros

Not American you triggered loser.
Australia is fucked up. Particularly the poor states like Queensland where the unemployment rate is over 15%. Lucky there are so many gooks in Australia coz they are the only ones that work

Swapping is best financial tactic
even currently in this system

Designing buildings that look like they where from a specific period, but actually don't exist.
"Better do so" rather than upset some people by not placing the arc de triumph on top of a bill.

You met a wild drop bear? Those fuckers look all cute and cuddly, then the next thing you know you're being spread on a gum leaf like vegemite on toast.

That's cassowary not emu, BIG difference.

Emus will fuck your shit up, and yes they can kill you with their kick.

Nah.. Cassowaries are about 5ft tall and have a big knobbly thing on their head. Still, they can fuck you up and probably have the most fatalities associated with them of any bird.

They aren't quite immortal though. I reckon a bren gunner could take a bunch of them pretty easy.

Yes it is. We are they only country in the world that spends extortionate amounts of money on producing special coins.

i cant stop seeing the yellow things as bacteria extreme closeups.

It looks like you are indeed right, I checked up on them, they do have nasty claws. I was being a smartass.

I'm just happy we haven't put Prince Charlie on a note.

Abraham Jackson says: "WE WUZ KAANGS NSHIT!"

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just pray liz outlives chuck
Charles III could be staring at you every time you buy something

Dude fucking mustache club trading cards.

Nah.. think he's already deferred to Harry. De-heired himself so he could fuck some horse named Camilla.
Or something like that.

so far you are still the most ridiculous ITT, keep going OP

nope
he's still the heir apparent
the divorce would have forced him out of the running
but if he were to pull out
then his brother, Andrew, would become the heir apparent
Charles needs to become king for his son, Will, to become heir apparent
or Andrew, Edward, and Anne would have to die before Liz

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Damn...
Well, once Lizzie dies I guess it'll be time to become a republic.
Hopefully we have a photogenic PM by then. I'd hate to imagine Turnbull on my money

we have children book figures on our notes

at they are honouring Harambe

Hey. Pippi's paid your national debt, especially when you consider her foster sibling with the dragoon tattoo

C"mon, somebody's got to have pornographic currency somewhere

How does that work? Who accepts it? What do you get back for it?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

Looks good to me cocko plus it's also super hard to counterfeit, I think number one in the world. What a ripper note.

Ours looks like Monopoly money

I've always found it strange how In New Zealand everything is in two languages; English and Maori. You should have wiped out all your niggers like we tried to do here in Australia. You cunts were irresponsible, and now all of your islander niggers and coming over here. Fuck you.

Thats why you should only keep the large notes cos all the others are monopoly tier

Like the new notes here waiting to get my hands on 5 dolleredoos

It always smells of hookers and cocaine

Euros are retarded. Canadian money is best money. Colour coding without gigantic fucking notes. I don't want a huge piece of paper that doesn't fit in my wallet for fuck sake

I don't see why they had to put Susan B. Anthony on the 20$ bill, I know Andrew Jackson pushed a lot of native Americans off of their land but still this is the works of retarded liberal cucks.

Fuck when I see kids put money in there mouth gross think of we're it's been

I can speak on behalf of everybody but I've personally stuck notes up my ass before. Anybody else done this?

Talk about crack money

They do all the shit jobs so you don't have to, should be thanking us.

I actually like them
The colours on the right side look pretty nice and the patterns do too

The new-ish clear-stip design looks pretty strange. There's no need for it in all honesty.

Yeh. Let's get Natasha Spock-de-sboya back

Stupidest i've ever seen in Laotian Kip, its approx 10,000 to £1 and outside of Laos no one even accepts it as currency.
>tfw left Laos with like £100 worth and couldn't exchange it anywhere.

But we do.

We swap bits of worthless plastic for goods and services.

The new euros look like monopoly money
The old ones are fine

I could kill you with a kick but it doesn't mean I have machine gun immunity.

>worthless

if you can exchange it for things it is by definition not worthless

Please elaborate on pic

alternative?

Fucking kek