I have a legit question:

Fag

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See that is literally a perfect gf by definition

I've watched trap/shemale porn since I'm not actually against the idea.

Yes, in theory they should be better at it. But judging by porn, shemales give TERRIBLE blowjobs.

I've never seen a shemale who can give a Bobbi Starr/Belladonna level blowjob. I'm willing to proven otherwise.

Garbage-tier life

He made a meme stupid newfag kys

>inb4 b8
>inb4 me not b8ing ur ass and some other stupid fucks for (You)s

Yeah they seem stuck up. No tongue, barely any spit, cant do hardcore throatfuckig or soft penis sucking.

Hey OP do you have a trap gf?

Real traps aren't cute. They look like men in drags. Actually men in drags are better looking. That's because men in drag have less mental problems than traps.

This

idk im a trap and i pride myself in my deepthroat skills and i like sloppy blowjobs. actually kinda sucks because most guys say I'm too pretty for them to spit on me or slap me or anything like that.

can i see how pretty u are

Yea right keep dreaming little faggot
You're just an ugly neckbeard with mental disorders

Well amateur is different I guess. Never had the pleasure of experiencing a cutie trap.
>pinging skycat btw cant upload pic cos of shitty connection

yeah maybe.
It's just fucking gay and repulsive to have your cock in males mouth.

you're a filthy faggot
fucking abomination
stop being that

U niggers are x10 worse. fat neckbeards autistic fucks. Why hangout in trap threads in the first place? You must be some repressed little faggots. Be sincere with yourselves for the first time and bend that boipucci for black cock.

fuck off faggot cancer of b yo nigga

you're not traps. You're a disgrace of human species. Fucking faggots. A sign of apocalypse. Your repulsive existence means mankind got bored of living and wishes to die.

Says the guy hanging out in a trap thread.

-samefagging this hard
this hard. thanks for the bumps repressed faggots. I love that white boi pucci spread that shit you meme lovers. u CANT MEME ME! HAHAHAHA

My first post in this closetboi.I know morons like you have very little concept of numbers higher than one, but calling samefag just because your dumb ass is getting insulted more than once is pretty infantile.

Now upload all the pics you've saved from trap threads and have good wank.

AHAHAHA u faggot i have Cred Forums x do u know what that is white boi?

I can see if the ip is same or different? get it? stupid fuck bend your beta ass over and let me go in raw. thats why you are in this thread. be my bitch cos thats all u are in life pot and kettle LOL u are just a faggot who needs a good dicking stop kidding urself

Hi Lorilla

I'd rather fuck the ugliest women on earth than a trap. Also, you dont fuck a trap, it's a MAN. He has a dick. A dick can not be feminine, only vaginas can be feminine.
How come we don't see any "masculine vaginas" but only "feminine penis"

How do I become trap?

as a tranny trap. yeah. i feel like i put more effort than most girls.
i suck dick whenever my bf says, let him fuck my ass, he can choke me, eat my ass, spank me.
i can play games with him because i actually know how and like playing games.
i shave everyday despite having so little hair.
i let him cum inside me,
in my mouth,
on my face,
anywhere.

hes my first boyfriend, kiss, first everything. and i would do anything for him.
i appreciate every little compliment.

for normal girls, he would be one of many guys in her life. she would expect jewelry, compliments, flowers, spoiling. etc. because they abuse their attractiveness. they get spoiled by their fathers and expect the same from their boyfriend.

a 9/10 trap is much better than a 9/10 girl because the trap isnt a spoiled bitch just because she has a pretty face, tits, and an ass. the only downside is no vag. and even then, that only costs 26k

any pics of you?

p.s. a 10/10 is rare. so trap or not. 10/10 will always win obviously

>only costs 26k
>and your dignity

It's pretty simple. Teach them.
I taught my girl how to do it right. She does it so good now that I'd rather just get a BJ than fuck

>has bf
>happy
>gets laid daily

yeah i have my dignity, and then some.
piss on someone else lonely fag.

posted on trap thread recently.

ill go by sky on here.

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>girlfriends
>girl
also
>have dicks so they know where to lick, touch, etc
you could just....tell her

post moar boipussy, I have been lurking I was in that thread

>my opinions of sex come from porn
Spoken like a true virgin.

as someone who has a trans gf no fiance i can agree with this. They give the BEST BJ's far better than a girl ever could.

you got it user. ill post this one i didnt post last night. maybe post tits later if i get the courage.

considering tits. still smaller than an A cup because only a few months on hormones.
so am self conscious

small tits are cute, though

I like small tits

I don't disagree with OP, but his pic also shows what would be my major problem; what if the very likely possibility that the trap has a bigger dick than me? :(

you anons are being too kind. You're bringing out the attention whore in me.

front view now

with erect cock

Very niceI want a front shot too. Or make your ass gape that always makes me cum

Ooh, how would you react to a scenario like:

dick doesnt work well tbh. it takes ALOT to make me get hard. usually only during anal. and even then. i dont like it tbh
however i will consider tits

god dam thats an amazing boi pussy i could eat for hours

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id love to see ur face and tits

my bf is my first. and hes like 8ish maybe 9 inches. so thats never come to mind. i prefer big i guess. because the deeper he goes the better it feels.

>guys give better blowjobs
>you faggot

Seriously nigger?

never gonna post face on Cred Forums. lol.

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stop samefagging u repressed faggot i can see your Ip u realize i do this for 4 right?

>4u

Haha, no problem.

Not gonna lie, but I'm a bit jealous of you

I wanna be a qt trap, but I don't have the body/face/hair for it T-T

good point......... where could i see it?

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Tits, immediately!

You've never fucked a trap you gaiboi

He has a dick, so, you mean boyfriend. If you suck dick, you have a boyfriend.

being a trap is purely genetics. if you aren't naturally a lanky short twink. give up and look for gays tbh.
the only real upside to being a trap is ppl are nice to you in public, cat calls make u feel cute, and my bf is straight so i got lucky and dated a Cred Forums lurker who isnt a liberal fuckwad, but also isnt a trumpfag.

just train a girl not to gag you fucking faggot.

wants to fuck a guy

>says he is not gay

must be hard to have an iq of less then 85

they pretty much can't. spoiler: guys/traps are better at phone sex too.

And so much more willing.

realizing that last bit made little to no sense. sorry. im kinda asleep rn.
gays are usually feminist faggot liberals who suck hilarys dick and want 15$ min.

but being a trap meant i dont date gays.

I wonder how many traps are NOT liberals. I wouldnt want to wife lefty cos they are insane

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patrick starr on youtube looks amazing and before make up looks nothing like a trap

Double this
Or he is the trap and wants to suck our virgin cooks.

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Thanks free bumps lets keep it up guys. samefag until infinity lol free (You)s

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>being a trap is purely genetics

I know ._."

>give up and look for gays tbh

Nah, I'm good. It probably doesn't make a ton of sense, but I'm not interested in being a gay man.

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most traps are tumblr retards. but that basically means weeb. but trannies like me are huge anti feminist because ilike hairless skin, pink, dresses, etc. gender roles arent "oppressing" me. traps are kinda the same tho. they like girly things and dont want to pretend that frilly panties are evil patriarch inventions.

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The female form is the best thing on this planet, guys are fucking nasty

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oh... yeah I feel you. i came out as gay b4 coming out as tranny. but i didnt like gays. i just liked boys. straight guys are better in many ways imo.

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I guess I'm one of the few guys who isn't good at giving bjs

joanie laurer had a masculine bagina

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Lol. I fully admit I'm a virgin when it comes to trannies. I've only ever had sex with real women.

But since porn caters to fantasies, shouldn't porn provide you with amazing visual performances?

I've never seen a tranny pornstar who can suck dick as well as some female pornstars.

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SO MANY (You)s.

I cant wait to tell Cred Forums about this, they would be so proud of my trolling

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Two questions.

1: Sure, I'm a newfag, but what's with the bananas now? Is it just evolved "I really like this picture"

2: What's so wrong with the end of the banana? I guess I must like Satan's anus..

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Nah it makes perfect sense, guys arent attractive at all for me, but the female form is beautiful even if it has a penis.

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u rly like bananas.

Look. OP, i have nothing against gays. but please, fucking please.. that is not a girlfriend that is a boyfriends as it is a person with a dick... now dont give me any shit that its not gay because its oral sex.... Oral sex. that is two words.. one being sex.. meaning it is a form of sex and your fuckin gay OP

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>Yeah they seem stuck up. No tongue, barely any spit, cant do hardcore throatfuckig or soft penis sucking.

Exactly. You'd expect them to be capable of giving epic blowjobs based on what chanfags say... but they're just 'meh'.

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>trap
>girlfriend

that my friend is an oxymoron, just like you

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I mean, they don't have to be straight necessarily, but like... I know quite a few gay couples... and... like...

Fuck that noise. I don't want that relationship. I don't identify with what they have going on.

They're great people, and they're relationships seem nice, but I don't want that for me.

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Fucked plenty of girlies, a couple women, and one trap. The trap was terrible at head, couldn't take the D. 1/10. I know you think you have more of a chance at fucking a trap, or that you even want to; that stems out of loneliness.
Stick to your fantasies. Keep your hands to yourself.

its an epic may may, he got outed for being a massive faggot, so in retaliation he is spamming the thread thikning it would do anything to posters. One right click and I can hide all these posts, but I like b8ing too

it's not even that guys aren't attractive- I just don't want to be a guy *with* a guy.

I'll be a guy with a girl, or a "girl" with a guy, but not a guy with a guy.

fuck off we're 404ing

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gay relationships just dont suit me. so i get you.

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The mentally impaired must give the best blowjobs.

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cool, I feel less weird now lol~

I could potentially do it if I could get really twinky looking, and with a very masculine top... but like... eh~ I dunno.

fuck you i give awesome head.

good luck faggot white boi. my jewish friends PAY me to shitpost and shill these fetish threads. you are only keeping this thread more attention with all the free bumps haha. Ill cum inside ur anus one day faggot

I know where to find you 100% of the time, in all the trap threads xD

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Sup, Coop

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You're a faggot

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Idiot those attracted to traps are not gay since they're attracted to the feminine side, they're bisexual.
Get educated retarded prick.

I have a legit question totally unrelated, how does one gain access to the dark web ?

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ITT: faggots too beta to score pussy

tbh. post a below the neck. let us see how close to trap u are.

or if you dont give a fuck. a face pic not linked to social media. then we can reslly see how good a chance u have.

>trap
>girlfriend
Citation needed

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Meanwhile, scoring a lot of ass

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Slam tight, pogger.

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nigger i get PAID do this. A lot, I already finished my mortgage 3 months ago haha

anyways i know where to find your bitch ass, in the #trap #nohomo #notgayifballsdonttouch

That bitch slam piggy is nasty as fuck too u samefag, have you seen her breasts? bitch looks like a decayingzombe LOL

B8

Can't.

But believe me- I'm not even close. Hairy, fat (losing a lot of weight, tho), shit genes for hair (fine, unmanageable, thinning), 5'10...

It's not gonna work lol

holy tits sandwichs, source?

shit festooned dude ass....have at it ya' stanky faggot

I know, it's all you can get.

>no matter what they say you will be fucking a man.
if you are into guys, be into guys, good luck. but don't pretend like it is the same as a heterosexual relationship. it is not!

chubby is always the big qt trap killer, ive noticed that, or they have neanderthal jaws. yeah. no hope user. but maybe date a qt3.14 trap or trannie?

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Nah~ I've got better luck finding a dominant girl who's into pegging, which'd suffice, I think.

truuu. yeah, it depends on your area. like west coast is so cool with traps and trannies than the east. so suddenly the west is flodded with traps.

Hillary supports gay rights. Unless they contribute to the CGI.

still here? u must sure love cock girls lol

fuck hillary and the usa u fuckers are all fat or old with cancer haha

Meanwhile, I'm on the East. Whoops~

Gay re-education routine in the real world.

They're coming for you homosex.

>girl
>dick
Choose one faggot, science mutha fuckah did you learn it?

Some people don't like anyone that is not like them.

fuck outta here u sandnigger pedo fucker. camel fuckers bestiality suicide bombers

kys

>he does it 4 free

she did, but i'd still fuck her in her prime

Someone didnt pay attiention at school when teacher was talking about chromosomes.

apparently not u faggot falling for obvious shill b8

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source??

I don't get the appeal of traps. You must simply like the dick. The dick on a feminine man, but still, you like the dick. If you didn't, you'd just be straight. Most of them aren't even that feminine anyway. Large hands, large feet, broader shoulders than a girl, man ass, masculine traits that can't really be hidden.
Simply put, it's a gay act to wanna fuck something that has a dick.

>trap mouths just feel wet
>women mouths feel better because they feel shame thus tend to be soft tongued
>Boipussi rarely feels tight unless they are new to real cock
>Women sphincters tend to be tight because they care if I think she is a slut for having a loose asshole

I hang out and fuck around with these crossdressers and trannies over in west hollywood. The cool ones tend to be the ones that acknowledge they are guys in chick clothing. If you identify as a female but have a cock, you have issues. If you identify as a transexual just because you have a cock and took hormones then got some surgery done, you have issues. Crossdressers are ok in my book on the other hand because they tend to be comfortable with being a dude but like to dress in women clothing, if you get surgery done or take hormones but are still ok acknowledging you are a dude then high five. Real trannies are genetic mutations, not to come off as condescending, they are real victims, not those sick fucks that spend money to get tit jobs. Can you believe one of those sick fucks is seen as a hero while a real trannies future is on a leash by the porn industry?

ITT: Trap faggots try to justify being mentally retarded

why do u try so hard using a proxy? I see your cookies, do u want to get perms?

perm them.

What is this, some kind of meta newfag bait? I'll hack your IP and upload your gay porn to your facebook if you don't cut this shit out

the butthurt among the fag overlords is real

do your parents know you're still fapping to traps despite all that therapy they paid for?

Traps are men, so can't be a girlfriend, it's a boyfriend dressing up like a girl.

samefaging this hard

stop lurking trap threads u gay guy faggots 4 lyfe

i warned u faggot stop changing ur ip

Lol. No need to try. Men do everything better than women, so why would it be a surprise if they are also capable of being better women than women?

My cookies arent even in the oven yet. Checkmate athiest.

k

im not actually sure you know what it means to samefag

also im not sure you actually know what an IP is

but just remember: your parents will never accept who you are and your mother cries herself to sleep at night

also if you don't reply to this post, your tranny faggot bf will die right in front of you and then your mother will die in her sleep

i get payed per (You)

Thanks guys, I already fulfilled my quota for the week but I do get overtime.

Though genuinely curious, and please just humor me for second with another (You). Why do you do this for free? I cannot imagine why anyone would shitpost for free so intently and religiously.

do you also get paid per dick in the butt you take lmao

fag/10 pls kys

(OP) you fucking degenerate

>They don't have vaginas.
>They have dicks.
>I'm not gay.

True words must be repeated.

yeah but her asshole is beautiful

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The crossdressing I respect

Wow, how retarded.

Look date traps all you want, but every penis is different. What works for you won't work for every other man. So traps gave about the same chance of pleasing you as a bitch. It's all about experience, not about having a dick so having an imaginary approximate estimate of how other dicks work. Thinking g that makes you retarded.

what do you expect

xd

log of shit

kek

There's only one flaw in your whole denial fantasy
>girlfriends
That implies that they are in fact, females, which they are not.

>lmao
>xd

Sure is fucking reddit in here

That page is in spanish

I'm a moderate conversative trap

thank you for not being the scum of the earth. although i hope ur not the type of conservative that lets the state screw us over because you only focus in federal corruption federal violations of the constitution.

I voted for Bush so we could go to Iraq, kill kids, and steal oil. Inb4 Cred Forumsfags

for some odd reason that is strangely arousing me, and I am not a fan of genital jungle

>overall traps are the best girlfriends
>traps
>girlfriends
There proved you wrong. What do i get?

the gift of homosexuality!