Welp b I've decided to kill myself. Should I bother with the helium tank or should I just man up and drop off a bridge

Welp b I've decided to kill myself. Should I bother with the helium tank or should I just man up and drop off a bridge.

No killing yourself today, have some porn

jump

That's what I'm leaning towards

It won't be today I'm gonna head to bed first so tomorrow will have to do

make a new post before you jump

Do both for good measure.

Stand on the edge of a bridge with the exit bag on so that you fall off the bridge when you pass out.

You mean lemmings towards?

Strangulate your penis

why not sever all contact with everyone you know and fuck off to the other side of the world? steal the money if you need to, who gives a fuck

if it doesn't help you can always kill yourself later

ha

I had a feeling you come from tumblr.

did you? what happened to it?

dank advice, m8

Do this, OP.

thx. that's what I would do if I were suicidal but I'm not at that point yet

>keyword yet amirite

>abandons life and all possessions
>gets to resort
>"who the fuck is gareth?"

well fuck

post until the jump

The reason you dont want to do this is for 1) you dont want to harm anyone. You have to realize that your life is more than just about you, you must think of the people that love you. Just because it seems like they dont there are people that truly care about you. This doesnt apply to you if you have no family or friends which is really unlikely. 2) if you are considering jumping off the planet just remember that harming others should be avoided at all costs. If you think you got dealt that bad of a hand then just restart and get a new one, no need to fuck over the guy with a great hand. Lastly I will say this, if you are considering killing yourself please do me a favor and just go get some heroin. You can use it to kill yourself if you wish, but make sure you go try it. It may give you the will to go on.

It'd still be an interesting trip.

>gayest post on Cred Forums today

killing yourself is already "harming" everyone who knows you anyway. don't see how fucking off somewhere far as shit is any worse. I guess don't rob someone or whatever and fuck off to where you can afford if you wanna be gay about it

>thinks heroin is better advice
eat a dick

If you're not so sure about the bridge idea, maybe you should start low and work your way up.

so would ten tabs of acid

you know what fuck it op do a shit load of acid instead. you can't od on it technically but it'll probably give you a psychotic break that'll kill you somehow anyway. eat a whole 100 sheet for the lulz

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Bridge. Do a flip. Wear a gopro and livestream it.

>so would ten tabs of acid
The two aren't mutually exclusive.

true

kek