Ylyl thread

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Those are some solid plates

Lost

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Haha i lost.

topkek

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Ha wtf.

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I'd wreck the redhead.

I'm pretty sure he hosts a porn site

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A wild psyduck has appeared.

Top kek

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O fuck

we never got the sauce on this chick?

I'm not even sure how I lost to that

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Not posting the right photo pleb

any faggots got a Runescape Monkeyspeak Amulet meam?

Fug man. Lost and replied

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I keep seeing this, but what's the joke here? Am I just retarded?

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maybe. its not that funny

Yeah man it goes in your butt.

The subwoofer is implied to be a buttplug.

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lost

i'd go to town on that tight body

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chick on the left looks like james may

Heh

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>being this new

lost

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at the bottom of the image

>I was raped by a football

Kek

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If I had to guess it has more to do with user being 12

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Nice, man. I found the funny part too. We must be pretty cool and smart, huh?

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10/10

And still, where is the joke?!

Who the fuck play on phone when shitting do you know how disgusting that is. My friend once told me that he plays games on phone when shitting.
Told me once to try some shit application kindly rejected.

jokes on you, i love butt plugs, and even better if it subwofers inside

I recognise that chonker

sauce?

Fucking lost

yeah, watever.

PT cruiser

straight up

I don't want mums to die

The niggers are evolving

it's funny because apple is gay.

Lolllllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

We found the missing link.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycephalosaurus

straight outta 9gag

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I do fine on this one until the last line.

hahahaha what a player hahhahahaha

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Lost. Kek kek kek. Thank you user

Please tell me that's not a dead body.

But it's better that way

I imagine this is the thing I fear the most, to be deceased and dressed as a super hero then photographed and posted online for anons to laugh at.

bumpin' for the cutie patootie

It's a win win for the women
They get free stuff and get free orgasms afterwards

Yet men need to check their privilege, amiright?

I would love a public spectacle to be made of my body. Like my dick hanging out of my mouth hung on a flagpole by my anus. That would be nice

lost

Different strokes for different folks

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Weekend at John Stewart's

lost so hard

funny but he sounds autistic

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Need to shove it wayyyy *blurrrggh* up in your asshole.

Slightly erect

like how you wrecked your parents hopes and dreams for you

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Good Night Porker

Top kek

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lost

Is he kill

youtube.com/watch?v=vaTdUn0yxNs

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sub=submissive/bottom boi
woofer=into furries

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Actually, I'd see the company using this in an add.

sleep tight porker

>add

he's holding up his right arm, dumbasses

havent u heard of riggered more tiss?

Sleep tight porker

I keked

What is rigor mortis

Literally everyone does this. As long as you wash your fucking hands between wiping and touching your phone again it's no different from using your phone any other time.

Dude look at his posture, his face. He's dead.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Shadowrun!

sleep tight porker

sleep tight porker

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Sleep tight porker

Gave that a hearty chuckle, good job you cunt.

Sleep tight porker

I didn't realize the Juno Cannon from FF7 was actually a thing.

When did Colin Powell become white?

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>forget phone in bathroom
>forced to read shampoo bottle in bathroom
why not just use your phone that is in the bathroom since thats where you left it

Kek. Fucking tinnitus

it's a railway gun you fucking weeb

Idiot.. please leave the chan and never come back.

At least Jamal and krishawn aren't doing the prison pose by the dead ass body.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_gun

Dude those plates are the shit you could put stuff like ketchup or whatever in the little side bowl deal cool fuckin plates bro good choice.

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>the chan

KEK

youtu.be/_z12ZQ2_DFE

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Hive mind

>pic
I know that guy, he's a magician. Pretty cringey profession if you ask me, but that at least explains his outfit. First name is James, don't know his last name.

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Who is dis?

i wipe, touch my phone, then wash

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Fucking barbarian

This is my favorite.

Get off of the chan please. Newfag.

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fuck off /pol

pablo, go back to your side of the border

samefag please stop shilling your shit channel

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Fuck I seriously lost to this shit

Please never come back to the chan..

That's a Cred Forums joke dipshit

Fuckin lost

Got more based Ritchie?

kek

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>the chan
Is this bait?

You have two fucking hands. Do you use both to wipe your ass?

Nah man, just the two I posted. I'm sure if you googled his name you'd get all kinds of results. I might do that myself.

What?

Yes I intended it to be

my foreskin grew back

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shiet

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>it feels so good Mr. T Rex
>rawr
I died.

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Sleep tight porker

i'd fuck all 3 of em

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Solid plates dumbass gf probably wanted shitty glass plates that break easy

lost lol

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sure somebody did sauced her

source of the white power movie?

gitting guder is more important

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kek

Fuck you

I'd be her Mister jay any day

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kek

Someone made a gif of the posture guy.

Someone post it.

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

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sleep tight porker

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sleep tight porker

Okay you got me

>you will never have a qt idiot gf

Jesus Christ man.
Is it 2005 on Myspace?

Doing that in my toilet, but with an air freshener.

so cringey

Whose the pornstar
Not the t rex

Your mom

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>All those
>No Suge Knight

'dissapoint

>Implying I want an idiot gf
>Being this autistic

Next comment is dubs

You are now manually wanting a pet owl

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Sleep tight porker

>tried to eat an artillery shell

Sleep tight porker

fake

Lost

Sleep tight porker

@704849806
I like your stile

Rustles

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Fuck how did I lose to this

Newfag detected

Where can I buy those plates though?

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lost

sleep tgight porker

Kek

the spirit of Cred Forums in one comic strip

God bless the faggot who came up with this. Gold

really? does it take that long for people to shit that they have to read or check phone? i am usually done with shitting in a minute or 2.

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speechless

>and thats what using iOS is like

this would be funny if it wasn't presented in such a cringy way.

Fat bastards spend hours in the bathroom for some reason. This one hamplanet that I work with will go to the shitter for like an hour and take the paper with him. The smell, even with the fan on, wrecks two floors of the building.

shes from washington, shes a 'professional' dancer. pulled me to dance at a wedding once, was the most anxious id ever been in my entire life.

she cute af and her bf is cute af too but he doesnt like me very much.

>the t rex is chasing a girl around on a hoverboard
ok
>then they start fucking
ok

HA

Fuckin lost

cancer meme aside, i lost to garf's indifferent face in each strip

nig

I fucked the right one in the ass doggystyle

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sleep tight porker

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real name or other photos of drakyunek

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This is not funny, only retarded.

I have like 3 friends. I laughed.

Sleep tight porker

Same

I still read all of them.

>the chan

kelsi monroe

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Sleep Tight Porker

Fucker

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A retracted upper lip is usually a sign of Autism, mainly assburgers.

Stop promoting your families home movies

I've read the comments, but just in case.

sleep tight porker

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this is just a heads up for the upcoming Halloween. We're going to see this this shit everywhere. One of my cousin's already has her costume, and trust me, she is NOT a looker. I'll try to up load her pics when the time arrives.

How is this not funny.
Can't you read it out loud in her voice?
I guess these guys were laughing at her the whole flick,

I'd hit it like a pedestrian in Nice.

this is a thing in south america. I saw a dead guy on his motorcycle once.

Go back to the street pajeet

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Hahaha, this is probably how I look to the neighbors. I have real looking fake grass, and I sometimes vacuum the bitch.

My boss asked me why I fucking lost it, and had to show him this.

The worst part is that each of those costumes costs $100

lost

Gooks are fuckin weird

>Good Night Porker
Good Night Porker

Sleep tight porker

I don't understand this meme.

Perhaps its sole point is its repetition.

really 100 bucks? not bad at all... I might just get one this holloweeny

>9gag picture
>talking about slutty halloween costumes

go back to 9gag

"real looking".
yeah, if the person is stoned sure.

omg did he die?!?!?!?!

the newfag is strong with this one

Uncultured swine

youtu.be/qaBG1nYtCdc

Anybody gave sauce of her bedroom wall?

falling for bate
>newfags detecteds

lost

what a strange, beautiful creature.

Does this guy even have a cock? Fucking no bulge at all, I feel bad for him...