Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Owly

Miho claimed

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I was making thread but okay

Calamity-masu'd

I thought so, I used it on rare occasions like when C2 started a roll thread to decide what should he name his pokémons.

I know you and your kind.

I think Code Geass is good, and I like it a lot cause of the tacticool stuff, its just that five people have recommend Madoka to me and thats usually how I prioritize.

still here

>I know you and your kind.

you know nothing.

>I thought so, I used it on rare occasions like when C2 started a roll thread to decide what should he name his pokémons.

these days I'm not on Cred Forums as much anyway, and I definitely don't post much. I just lurk lurk lurk.

Guten Morgen!

Miho-chan

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Homura still a best

Yuuko-chan

>Clover has crashed
>restart
>crash again
Thanks phone

show your ti--anks

orly?

Chen-chan.

Homura is pretty tacticool sometimes, too.

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I can vouche Madoka for you too, there is a reason I have so many Homu pics.
It's an epic story camouflaged by cuteness, if you like that, feels and action you will love it.

You scared me for a little, user.

Literally Pizzler.

>clover is not available for your Android version
Thanks phone.

It seems that way. ^^
I've heard that too, its pretty good so far.

Olá

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Life is a beach

If you can handle it

So how did today suit you?

I've only been up for a couple hours, and so far they've been pretty good. my life is still a mess and a lot of stuff is uncertain, but there's been some pretty good stuff happening lately so that's something.

how about you?

I browse Cred Forums and this thread, occasionally /c/ and /wg/.

wretched hives of scum and villainy all.

I browse Cred Forums, /vp/ and sometimes /trash/ because I hate myself apparently.

Upgrade to note 7

I'll just run away.
I know she wont be able to keep up~

I had a nice solid day. I woke up at 5:30 am for school. Living the dream.

You keep mentioning that your life is in shambles, but with so little detail. Such a tease~
>in the middle

Waifu-chan am i right

Yes it is.

How are you feeling today love?

I remember the good old days waking up that early for school. it was horrible. I'm so sorry.

details are not something I like to share publicly as a general rule. besides, they would only bum you out. if you have discord or steam I wouldn't mind adding you though.

>Going to school

>Buying phones in the current year

Perfect, and even better now that you're here. How about you?

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Owl....

Kill.

You must have her mixed up with her sister, Mitsuba.

I dunno. she's a bit chubby too. they all kind of are. it's adorable.

Sick digits. I wonder which /trash/ threads do you browse, but maybe I'd rather not know.

>I know you and your kind.
>you know nothing.
How can you be so sure?

I can't even afford a fake one.

I'm sure because shhh

yeah, it's better not to know. but then again you and I are similar so you can probably make good guesses. huehuehue.

That's good, I feel the same way

When you broke, but music is life
>Alice

>nightwish

good fucking taste.

These look new.
Beach is free. Should head down there before it gets cold.

Sure why not.
Let the harem grow.
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070622536/

>For a shit degree

Dog

Protect

Maybe, they all look chubby to me~

Better drop out.

And wash dishes~

This one is worth it, it will last you your whole life.

Ah, yeah. A lot..
Nah, not really. I wasn't really here that much either.
Slept well?

excellent.

I live on the beach. But its raining.

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Why thank you Beatrice. The vocalist they have for this album is great. First song I heard on this one was élan when I found it on osu. And I like Kamelot a lot, so I picked it up and not likely to be disappointed with it

I have enjoyed all their vocalists so far. and their music is just wonderful. it's good to see another fan, as far as I can tell they aren't very popular with people I know.

When ever you're ready kyouko

So you can be there in seclusion.

or just shit post online. You know whatever.

I overslept a bit, probably shouldn't go to bed at 5 in the morning.
Want to do something together?

He He

You're the third person at least, that I know, who also listens to them. I think they're gaining some popularity recently, though I don't know from what. Do you like Epica as well?

>When ever you're ready kyouko

Will I ever be?

.. time to call for backup.

I do not know of them, but I'll be sure to give them a try sometime. are they similar?

I would, but I explained to you that I can't roght now, you silly~.

>Does anything interesting happen on /waifu/ when I'm asleep?
Does anything interesting happen on /waifu/?

I think I got it. Are they as bad as their reputation?

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you got nothing you hush.

who /trash/? it's honestly just another Cred Forums with more furry threads.

It's a similar style definitely. This is one of my favourite songs they made
youtube.com/watch?v=eNGzltK_tlc

I forgot, why can't you?

Back

Not home, I'll be staying at a friends place for a little while.

eheheheheheheee EEHEHEHEHEHEHEE

youtube.com/watch?v=Q4kZRw-XUZU

Sure you will. Leave the safety of your home and embrace life.

This is fucking adorable

Get back*

What happens if I don't hush?

listening now.

oh wow they do have a similar sound.

this is nice. the female voice with metal sound is just so good.

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Trash is cool, HG's community is the same as waifu/animus, they have their discord, their history, etc.

Gmask is superior.

then I will become very embarrassed.

yeah I wondered about that. I was never interested in those HG simulators though. I assumed it turned into a circle jerk though, since they have serial threads. I assume the ERP threads are the same way.

Simone Simmons is a goddess. There is also a secondary vocalist who brings more of a "metal" aspect to the music, and most people wish he wouldn't sing at all. However, he writes most of their music, and has a part in pretty much all of their songs.

He doesn't appear in all of them, and the parts he sings are generally a fairly good match with the music anyways so I don't mind it. But I also like death metal and grindcore, so it's not as harsh as some of the stuff I've heard

I see.
>I'm also jealous~

>then I will become very embarrassed.

yeah man lololol

Nice dubs

But I'm not fucking him, though.
No reason to be.

You should give me another reason then, because that's something I'd love to see.

yeah, I'm definitely liking this. might have to explore this band further. I love having google music plus.

I don't mind the male voice being more metal, as long as the focus is always the lead singer. like with nightwish.

hush!

yuukos my waifu

because...because...we're kindred slut spirits?

I know, but I want you to stay at my place

I'll eat you

Like these trips?

Who opens with lewd.
At least work your way up to it.

you worked up to it for me

plus im horny

But I'm a slacker. It would be nice~

Ruh roh shaggy

You... You're getting away this time.

Well, they each have their parts. If they were to sing at the same time, unless they lowered him by a lot, it would overpower her voice by a lot I think. They very rarely if ever sing at the same time though. It's like 90% Simone and 10% Mark

victory. it tastes sweet like my namesake.

yeah true. it's better the way they have it.

It's all in the foreplay~

classic best

We can cuddle and watch anime, or even play physical Risk.
It would be lovely

watever

Fuck off Mai.

>sweet like my namesake.
And like your cleverness.

not mei

We can play other games where I can beat your ass.

Gmask gives others the opportunity to view the lewd.

Black bars is straight censorship.

I am only clever online where people can be easily fooled into thinking such things.

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Black dots then

lol oops

I would love to see you beat me at something~
Bring your hoodie

Again, just censorship.

Don't even post them if you don't want people to see them.

Tch.

im not black dots either

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Fuck off black dots

You might be fooling us, but fooling such a big mass is an act itself that requires some cleverness.

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curses. foiled by logic again.

Disgusting, shit covered paws.

There

But my hoodies is L sixed and only fits me, is a bit larger though.

I must leave for work.

nice feet

Buying a dishwasher would be a good investment.

Bye

And I bet you look cute in it~

have a good day yuuko

>51763631
I appreciate it.

You bet.

Sometimes logic is by your side. How are things in homeland? Still kinda dead?

Yuuki~

not so much dead. but I'm kind of stuck over here now too. c'est la vie.

Better?

So why were you all posting pantsu and not feet?

gettin' fukken lewd up in here.

I'm not a footfag.

Eru!~

>I'm kind of stuck over here
Good that you're getting familiar here. I wouldn't want you to leave either.

Join them.

Pantsu > bare feet.

Oh, I was curious about the artist, too.
>full size version is 6.3MB
wew
Have a maid.

well that's sweet of you to say. I'm sure I'll stick around at least for now.

>join them

what kind of perv do you take me for?

>poor Greek faggot
>no friends
>work
JUST

Why are you such a cutie?
I want to drink hot cocoa with you this fall.

Woof woof don't mind me

Roll trips and watch what happens.

One day you will see the light.

Eh, pantsu are great. I just like feet. Why not both?

How's it going? ^^

never lucky. mom's spaghetti

>Lewd

Thanks

I got trips earlier but post numbers mean nothing to me.

I thought lewd was forbidden! these are your waifus for crying out loud!

Nice trips.

Yet you get them again.

Irony, the post

>I'm just being myself.

Yaaaay, that seems like a good idea!

oh wow. my trips earlier was a 555 as well.

my luck is in all the wrong places.

my life is very difficult.

Dam son

It's alright, I have a lot of work between now and Friday I need to do
>why am I here then

You?

guess you better post a lewd of your adorable waifu.

Why don't you befriend the cancer?

They do combine well.

The kind of perv who posts this pic. It's a very good pic though, her belly is cute.

You're pretty good at this, maybe you should invest on it some more.

>555
You win more lewd

It happens. I don't make a big deal of repeating digits either and I've gotten a bunch of quads and trips.
DON'T DO IT!

Never!

veryu niceu

>checked

homura has a very cute belly. and legs. and pantsu. this is lewd.

no way. not caring about post numbers is the secret to my success I don't care about.

skimpy bikinis are some of my favorite lewd.

yeah I don't get it but hey, people have fun how they want I guess.

but I got trips. you must comply.

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Which one?

In my head or in here? And I'm already friends with Kyoko

sex boat

Homura does indeed have nice legs.

EVERYONE POST LEGS