Newfag here, when do you realize you are an oldfag? What are the steps for becoming one?

newfag here, when do you realize you are an oldfag? What are the steps for becoming one?

You will never be an oldfag.

You will always be a faggot.

Kill yourself, faggot. That's how.

You realize you are an oldfag when you get diagnosed with autism.

For starters, "oldfags" don't really give a shit about dumbass labels.

We also don't typically say dumbshit terms like "sauce" or "rekt" because we predate all that shit and use actual real words like fucking educated people instead of mimicking the bullshit invented by people who should have never come here.

faggot

>We also don't typically say dumbshit terms like "sauce" or "rekt" because we predate all that shit and use actual real words like fucking educated people instead of mimicking the bullshit invented by people who should have never come here.

Woah, woah!

Calm down newfag.

the sage side of Cred Forums

Dubs

STFU

rekt
so savage
hehe xd

Aaw, do you guys remember pwnd?

We call it "the chan"

thats just it: everyone is a newfag, even the oldfags.
even if you have been here since 2009, youre still a newfag for being here now.

but, for me its when i realized that no one even knows what it means to be able to post "764 niggers ate my penis" and actually have it appear as youve typed it. also before captcha. also the surgeon. and that other wacky thing that i feel like happened right after the surgeon but i cannot remember what it was

remember when the internet was free?

Quality shitpost, friend

2006 oldfag here

Remember the OC?

I remember when /x/ was good :(
before /bx/
so many raids
so few mods

When you able to do this

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Habbo...
NEVER FORGET

And nowadays they're crying over a fucking monkey

I got diagnosed in the spectrum of aspie after being here 9 years here...

wasnt part of habbo raids.
always stuck around /f/ and /x/ more than i was on Cred Forums before boxxy. shes what really drew me to this board. i was always on the side of the queen

oldfags went to reddit

>implying habbo is oldfag shit
Nigga pls.

I'll give you everything, except 'sauce' usage.

Been here since late '05.

Becoming an oldfag is easy. Simply go into your computer files and delete System 32. Then come back to Cred Forums. That simple.

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> being this butthurt

have you tried updog?

i honestly cannot ever tell if this shit is serious or not

>Says rekt
HURR DURR WHAT A NEW FAG OOH IM THE LORD OF THE EDGES AND I OWN ILLUMINATI AND YOUR MOM DIES IN HER SLEEP 2NITE KEK

you must be new here

Faggot

When you remember who moot was and that that faggot actually used to post in threads and was kind of funny, but still a fag.

Also newfags are quite literally fags. Old fags would only fuck other dudes, but we would never get fucked.

If you don't remember moot fleeing to Mexico, you're a newfag.

moot left like half a year ago

What's up faggot?

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yeah, but he really didn't do shit for like the last 3 years

well cause we pretty much fucked his life

I see sarcasm is newfag shit

he fucked his own life, and joined the Machine.

When you find yourself saying nigger and cuck unironically irl. GTFO, don't let this site ruin you.

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what is an oldfag?

When traps were hated by everyone

when containment boards were used instead of invading the already autistic Cred Forums

did I offended you cuck?

if you're a newfag in this generation
you won't ever be an oldfags.

oldfag is a static term

it refers to users here probably before you were born.

To actually believe you'd ever be considered an equal, is laughable

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