Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Yo

Trips

Totally uncalled for

Today this girl called my friend Tim her waifu and started basically hold onto to him. I'm a nice guy so I pried Tim out of her hands. She then proceeded to grab onto me and called me her wife. Also later two different girls came up to me and starting saying I was a "bad boy" and that I was in "deep trouble". In a addition to this, every time I see a certain girl she calls my name and runs up to me and hugs me.
I'm freaking the fuck out.
>mfw

what can I say. I'm a monster.

Okay, I'll let you worship it~

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Watch me, ill do it

Another pack another trips

wife* not waifu

never_got_trips_guy.jpg

You're gonna get raped.

You sound gay

kittycream here. lurked for a bit before old thread died

hotaru claimeddddd

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Finally.

Rip 2 off

Crawling in my trips.flv

>girls with glasses

Are you a sucker for these?

One day when you least expect it, BAM. I'll get trips and we'll all slut out.

I'm not gay. I'm just not good around women.

It's okay, monster can be cute too

Rolling for on tomoko user's behalf

I am not cute. this meme needs to die.

Yeah.
Now check them.

Oh look. You can't into trips either. Stupid bitch.

You're getting closer.

What if you get trips and to be continued pops on your screen and you hear Roundabout.
Meh im bisexual but girls arent working for me so well these days, I totally agree with you

Hello makoto

there is a story here.

That happens to me sometimes too. I just see it like, I'll finish it when I finish it I guess.
Pandora Hearts, the lovely Alice B. AKA, the Black/Bloody Rabbit
I do too. I just picked up the CD for this album today
It's irrelevant whether they look cute or not. 3D, nty

Oups

>What if you get trips and to be continued pops on your screen and you hear Roundabout.
wut?

Maybe if we use tripping gifs

I wasn't even trying.

Yeah...

Nice persona makoto

looks like i spaced out last thread
trying to watch KLK and thread is hard

I made a JoJo meme.

I have a pretty storied past around Cred Forums, but not one I think anyone here would know. I am not who you think I am.

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Do you wear glasses too?

Sure

I have not spent one second of my life on JoJo

No I don't because you never told anyone

Who would get this lmao

Tell me about it

>what is a fake backstory
Fuck off makoto.

Calamity-masu'd

ONE OFF LETHAL

(Chen)
>don't bully
That just doesn't feel right.

(Amatsukaze)
>Working in something in particular there?
Not at all. I have to get my bearings first.

Extreme memers.

that's better.

exactly.

this is curious. I am intrigued.

Why wont you add me to the discord?

Good day fellas i have a 28 hour drive ahead of me

You should, its great, its even better than Hellsing ultimate.

>inb4 everyone replies something about the numbers

.maybe you should kys while driving

A boat has appeared, and with quads!

Hello again butterface

No, but I need them.
>I'm done

CLAIMED

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You guys have one?
No trips tho

i dont even know you
have we ever talked?
why do you even want in?

Done with what?
Readinf manfa?

Cheked

Why?
i'm driving to my wife to have lots of sex
Even if she was that body's worth it

Alright then, let's hope you get them fast~
>le obligatory check

I've asked you like twenty times
I want in because I want to talk outside of the threads
Nevermind I thought your were snake-kun

I'm done molesting you.
I'm satisfied.

Cute bote.

discord name again?
im sorry i was rude, im just kind of confused

How...did you get those confused

who?

Out of school now

Claiming Felix

Tatsumaki#4656

>Chekt
Maybe. What if she had a face like pic related?
An cute

Quad oxygen torpedoes. Hey Shiro.

It will definitely take some time, but that's just normal.

That's no longer the correct term.

Just let her keep the mask on obviously

Liar. You're not satisfied. You just want me to be all lewd with you, but I can't. Sorry.

>not bullying

Hello Hats-chan.
My name is Chen-chan.
I bully too.
How would a cat bully?

How've you been doing? It's been a little while since we've last spoke.
What's the correct term?

Shiro.
How are the runs?

>nice loli

When was the last time you drew something?

>That's no longer the correct term
Shush you

>1 off
i got a noose right here shiro its okay

They've been okay.
I don't care for numbers. Pic related.

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No, I'm finished sweetie.

I guess, but tyou would still know in the back of your mind, what you'r hitting
Thanks, I forgot to >Alice though

Okay, cutie. Do you like manga?

Realistically i wouldnt care though because
>that bod
>that amazing personality
>that technical knowledge
But I like to believe she looks like pic related.

>off by divided by 2

They do it next to the litterbox and throw up onto anything.
That's passive aggressive at minimum.

>off by 1
It's 'sex boat'.

A major thing? At least a month back.

Stop being so edgy Shiro
You're fucking scaring everyone
They just want to compliment you fucking edgelord

thats the best way to cope with it
how are you?

Ok. You got me.
How would a boat bully?

If I really like an anime I'll read the manga, but I prefer moving pictures.
you like manga?

Oh. Sorry.
That's a good name.
I'm doing okay, just got back from school. Just a regular day, besides having to raise my voice at some little shit that kept fucking with me.

>not incredibly painful
You need to add a few kilometers, pal

I see kek
I'll ask the question from last thread, where's your waifu from? I guess I've grown to like her by seeing your pics

I see
Hopefully you'll draw my waifu next :^)

>It's sex boat
Goddammit

So about those trips

Its muffin making time!

Sorry sex boat. I'll add some more.

I love manga
I prefer it to anime
I like reading more

The Chinese are experts on this.
Look at the South China Sea.

Iran Air Flight 655 is a good example, too.

I don't actually know anything about Talia. I could never get into ME2. I hope she looks like pic related for you though, would be nice
>>>

thats good to hear
what was he doing?

Take a load of this fucking guy that won't get trips when he wants

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I was sitting down at a table and he kept moving it around.

welcome home.

How's gardening going?

Don't worry Chen bb, I'll keep trying.

Considering the Admiral is a pervert it could be the highest rank of boat.

I won't draw an Amatsukaze until the result is not insulting.

Do you have a favorite manga?

It was bearable when only Tsuzu called me that ;-;
If it gets easier, add more distance again
Or speed

Oh, didn't see it
My bad

Tsuzu please ;-;
Alright then, name a price and I shall pay it

Miho claimed

That's fine, it doesn't (You) from the past thread so I'm not surprised if you missed it. It's a super sweet anime, and Alice is absolutely amazing character.

This season is mostly finished, just some cleanup to do. It was okay.. well, objectively the weather was pretty fucked up this year. Global warming something something.

Yo miho

You know the nerdy girl in movies whos usually ugly but all the beta males fawn hard over. Thats her personality but she has a hot body.

We will see...

And I didn't bring that up first.

Just my occasional attempt at trips.

Hana Song

I mostly like Tower of God, is a manhwa, long and good story. Same goes for D.I.C.E. Is a manga about some people that roll dices and they can max out their status, like looks, intelligence
If we're talking about comedy, Nichijou, Handa-kun and Tonari no seki kun are pretty fun to read. Same goes for Dorohedoro, but is gore and has a lot of action, too.
Oh, if you feel depressed and want some manga you can relate, Oyasumi Pun-pun is really good, if you didn't read it. Same goes for Umine no Onnanoko, Aku no Hana, Homunculus. These are the manga I mostly enjoyed. There are more but I can't remember all of them, sowwy.

All add it into my list of animes to watch this year~

You're definitely lewder!

Well I would've insisted anyway

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I just spend my time making wine this fall.

That's almost as bad as fanservice loli
Tsuzu, nice to see you again
It's not a complete anime, the story ends after the anime does. You'll need to read the manga to finish it

Hello

D.I.C.E sounds interesting.
I'll check them out sometime.

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Hello people.

>Best idol claimed.

You're on earlier than usual.

>Oyasumi
>while depressed
Do want him to kill himself?

I'm not lewd at all...

But I can't argue with that, I guess, sex boat.

Oh really? I'm still more or less in the middle of processing my apples, although I'm not making anything alcoholic. My old man used to work with that sort of thing, though.

Aliceu, I've been watching you. :^)

HOL UP

WE WUZ TRIPS IN SHIIIIIEEEEEET

>implying the whole point of a waifu isnt to be the "perfect" woman

Might as well read the manga instead

I spy a tsunato
An operative at that

Keep telling yourself that, I've seen things
You'll tell me your price after you're done?

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Ayyyyy Breeki.

Please do.


Sometimes is better to embrace it.

Yeah, I learned it from my grandpa aswell

Yeah
No.

Hmmmmf.. seek and you shall find.
And please stop worrying about that for now.
It's too early to even think about.

Hi Tomato.

Hello Maki!

A Yuuki.

It would appear so. How's it going?

A keen eye as always, Boss. What's going on?

Ayyyy Cheeki, what's up?

Hello Tsuzu, how goes?

Yo Yuuki, what's good?

A Shiro.

It will happen eventually, and you'll have to deal with it.

Have you now c:
The anime is really a fun watch too, I recommend watching it as well

I won't be here to witness it

It's going okay. Tired as per the usual. Yourself?
How're you doing?

eric pickles claimed

Not much. Kinda hot and humid today, and I just woke up. Went in the house to cool off and I've got a cat in my lap.

I return from binge watching Madoka.
I wanna save the rest for Friday, I'm gonna play Warframe.

I'm good, just working on some schoolwork. I have a Rush documentary playing and it's distracting me so much lol. You?

I'm doing good, schoolwork sucks lol. You?

You don't think so?

Weird question: do they roll with more than one dice in D.I,C.E?

>I don't need to look far :^)
Alright then, I just want to be ready when the time comes.

Yeah, shame I only have an eye left :^)
>I'm taking a bath, not even joking
I was just done with my run earlier
What about you?

So Anime then reading the rest of the story?

Nice fore grips

Who else was it that plays Pathfinder again?

Yes, they do.

Welcome back.
That's no fun.
I'm doing okay myself. Watching some YouTube. Looking forward to the weekend.

Me too, kind of. If I didn't have a statistics exam that following Monday I'd be happier lol

My appetite for Tomatoes. And trying to into art once again. I'm a little distracted for that reason.

I might get into it some time, it's not that hard after all and seems quite worthwhile.
I know the huge bottles and retort still stand around somewhere.

I'm tierd. I'm going to sleep~
Take care,

>there has been an anime feet thread up for almost 5 hours

I need to check the catalog more.

A bit tired as well, not a whole lot going on. Just music.

>Hot and humid
Already turning out to be a fine day I see. That's a nice cat.

A documentary eh? Heh, most of the time I use music for work. Sitting around, not sure if I want to play something, or try and get some work done.

That's ok, it matches your arm :^).
Kek, a nice bath after a workout. Got home from being out and about, just chilling at the moment.

>My appetite for Tomatoes
Stay away from me. Sweet, what are trying to draw?

Goodnight cutie, I love you.
Sweet dreams

MUGI FROM K-ON

It's my birthday this weekend.
I see. What kind of music do you usually listen too?

That's the order I've done it in. The manga that I'm reading it from online is kind of out of order at some parts though, and having watched it I can tell and straighten it out. Until it catches up anyway
How has my Hatsu been?

Yep, it's really good. Just a history of the band. Work now, reward yourself with games

Well, happy early birthday!

check them

Cirno claim
Cirno's program is the STRONGEST!

Nothing in particular; characters, I guess; I'm somewhat okay with technical things.
It's just practice.

Always a little out of breath, but I have nothing to complain about. Hope you have been well, too.

Are you sure you don't like it if it happens suddenly out of nowhere?

Thanks ^^
Pistol grip best grip.

But there so big and round.

Eh, nothing really to complain about at the moment. Other days yes but I'm doing okay tonight

Always a fine day with you around bby ;^)
Yep, old cat. Also blind in one eye. But damn I've never seen a cat so chill.

It's a Gun!

Wow rude :^)
Yeah, nothing beats that
You haven't again? You were the reason I first started to get into it again ;-;
>the army too, but still

Alright then, thanks for telling me~
>why did you link me a second time?

If that happens then I'll most likely be too tired to understand anything :^)
>I just need to know how much money I need to keep laying around

Now I can understand the Kan Colle, but the Upotte girls really didn't look that appealing, most of them.

Eru, in particular, does NOT look appealing. Although I only saw a few, but she just looks weird, esp in that pic

I actually have watched it 3 times, I like it so much and I keep noticing new things
>It was probably an accident

You don't look appealing, FAGGOT!

>Upotte girls really didn't look that appealing
Kill yourself

Pistol grip is closest to the trigger though. ^^
Starlight Drifter! How goes it?
Eru is super cute!
>Plus she's thicc.

>Eru

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