So Cred Forums, I just ate my girlfriend's ass for the first time ever. AMA

So Cred Forums, I just ate my girlfriend's ass for the first time ever. AMA

been there, done that

How did your first time go?

let's just say I ate for dinner what she ate for breakfast

how'd that taste?

It actually didn't taste like anything.

FeelsBadMan

not that different from eating a chick out really

did she enjoy it?

Yeah. At first, it had like a faint smell but I just dove in and I was actually surprised it didn't taste bad at all.

Yeah, she did. She said she would trade having sex if I did that to her.

Gonna try to ask for anal at some point?

Trade having sex? What are you talking about?
She doesnt want to have sex with you?

Yeah she wants to try, we just gotta work up to it.

I guess I worded that weird. She said she would give up sex for me licking her asshole.

atta boy

were you able to taste your own shame?

what, she doesn't want to do both?

That shame didn't really taste like anything.

Yeah she does. She was just saying haha.

And? Would you do it again? Would you recommend it? Was it five star? Or it needs to be cooked longer and have some spice?

why did u want to lick shit?

Frozen has some of the cutest waifus.

Hell yeah I'd do it again! Yeah, I'd recommend it, it's something new to try and it pleases my girl. I'd give it a 4/5 for my first time. And I think it would spice it up if I did put something edible on her ass, maybe like chocolate?
>No pun intended

I didn't lick shit, I was just fingering her pussy and decided why not? It was actually pretty clean.

Well then, I love a story with a happy ending.

how do u know how clean it was?

YOU DIDNT MAKE HER HAVE A SHOWER FIRST ?!

Well it is now.

It didn't taste like shit....

No haha. Didn't really think about it. I was so horny I didn't really care tbh.

Fuckin kek. I licked it clean

have u ever licked aids? What do u think it tastes like?

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