Some girl is coming to our school to talk about suicide prevention. How should I troll them? My friends are in on this too.
Some girl is coming to our school to talk about suicide prevention. How should I troll them...
Grayson Smith
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Ryder Edwards
step 1 stop being underage
Jason Jenkins
By all shooting yourselves in the head in front of her and the whole school.
Lucas Moore
ask them the most efficient way of being an hero
pain?
time?
mess?
Lincoln Lopez
this
Michael Gonzalez
When she starts making claims about why you shouldn't kill youself, ask "Why?" When she answers, keep asking that one word question. She'll eventually be forced to come to the same conclusion as every suicidal person that there is no meaning in the world and there's no point in living. Have your mates do the same so it's not just you. Also this
Colton Lewis
When they say it's awful stand up and call them out saying its a fucking blessing and they shouldn't take it granted
Lucas Myers
Consider the following:
Henry Nelson
cool jpg asshole when there's a gif version from Ken Park
Wyatt Gonzalez
Why the hell would you troll them? You're not fucking edgy for trolling a mental health advisor you dumb cuck.
Kevin Baker
Alluha akbar on speaker, done
Henry Gonzalez
How can your friends be in on something they don't know anything about?
Brody Myers
>moralfag detected
Noah Howard
Put up tiny little sticky notes/posters that say something like:
>Cutting isnt suicide, or
>Suicide=Bad Cutting=Good, or
>Suicide is forever; you can live with scars.
Alexander Mitchell
Pressure them to commit suicide
Angel Anderson
Its at least 40% edgy.
Jaxson Morales
This for sure
Jose Gutierrez
Oh yes let's troll everyone in life and grow up to be a 26yo NEET with no friends but it's OK cos it was for the lolz
Brody Long
Reply of the day right here. Worth 50 keks
Michael Miller
1.make copies
2.Hand out before speech
3.???
4.non profit
Alexander Foster
>Ken Park
Nice movie, especially the end ;)
Jace Thomas
By saying that they should an hero for not blue texting
>>>/n/ewfagscantchangetheirtextblue
Nathaniel Rogers
Lacks subtly
Eli Moore
Best idea in thread
James Bell
>subtly
try again
Caleb James
Suddlety
Christopher Gutierrez
Bring some bubble wrap and something that looks like a pistol, even if it just a black L-shaped block. Pop the bubble wrap as loud as you can during her conference, then fall forward. When all eyes are on you and drop the pistol-shaped object to the floor. Laugh hysterically, as the crowd is horrified about your fake suicide.
Nolan Nguyen
Was this legit? Any news articles/screencaps of the aftermath?
Brody Kelly
Check'd
this but have your friend blow up a paper bag and smack it when you put the fake gun up to your head.
Hard mode: throw glitter from your other hand over where the blood splatter would be.
Bonus points if you also do the flyer thing.
Owen Torres
Yep. 100% real. nbcnews.com
Andrew James
Making a shit ton of nooses and laying them everywhere in the auditorium
Colton Nguyen
Dubs on dubs gotta do it cakes.