Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Claiming Felix

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kittycream/blakefag/niggercunt signing in

hotaru claim. kill me please

Bridal waifus a best.

Best cat

As always.

Miho claimed

Just stay up as long as you can then sleep. Took me 3 days of this to get where i am now.

Still here

(Maki)
I think so? It was a buffet, so lots of rice, different types of chicken and pork, sushi, etc.

still here

That cut deep within my soul
Knowing that I'll never have a cool beard

I've been good, just my usual self, only with a few new games, which is why a didn't show up for a while
What about you, friend?

(tsunato)
He didn't make the cut :^)

Yeah, either the ref stops it, or the paramedics, or the boxer's team throw the towel for him. The safety of the boxers above all

I'm more of a long distance kinda runner~
>even tho I never race

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Sounds cool Mask
Hey Suika
>TFW no ohayou
I still feel dumb

Yes, I've heard the news! It's good news!

Not going to post bridal Ruri.
Drawthread Ruri a best.

Ehh i'm sure i could. Maybe i will. I do desperately need to get back to something resembling daytime. Lol
I've been good. Just my friends are hooked on overwatch for the time being, so i've been playing that a bit more than i'd probably like to.

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We going bridal gowns now?

NEPU claim!

Yeah its the 2nd time ive driven from MS to CA. About a 40 hr trip with rest time and gas stops.
Hopefully i get this job once im out there...my debt is crippling

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It's okay Galil-chan

After I eat dinner I'm probably gonna go to bed, since I'm tired as fuck

What's even better is when you take them home and get trips.

I survived the onii-chan

You're really bad at getting those digits.
Check these instead.

Drills.

We posting bridefus now?

Now tell me your good news of the day.

All true waifus are drawn

Hello little delicious.
Nice night eh?

Apparently so? I dunno.
Nice, she wasn't so bad, was she?

Neither of us will ever get trips in these threads ever again.

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I have no good news to report, sorry.

YUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

You should.

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YUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi there!
Is Deadman Wonderland any good?

I actually think i like her now

Nepu! Howdy!

oh look, a pedo thread in a wig

Hello PlayStation girl
Damn, I've gone on a few trips from TX to MI and those were only 20 hours
Alright then, have a good dinner and good night

WUZ GUD NIGGA!!!!
>we doing wedding dresses?

This is the closest to a bridefu I have :(

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I claim Tachibana

Nah.

Then we have to find something fast!

Ughhhh new south park tonight?

Miho's hair is indescribable

He Knows!
Shut it down!

Pretty good

Most likely, seems close enough. Although if it were just Chinese food then it might of been a buffet itself. The other ones usually have regular stuff.

You've still got it :^)

I assume the ref would have the closer look at the brawl, making them the first responder to anything over the top. If they don't catch it then the corner definitely should heh.

Took a liking to both, something about going fast~.
>Really fun stuff my man.

youtube.com/watch?v=N1YGqiJ_hN8

I would marry her in whatever she decided to wear anyway so it's irrelevant, it would be nice to see a good bridal dress picture though. They're lovely dresses usually

Yo Galil, wuz gud?

Headache! Just got home from a small service call

We /wedding dress/ now

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No cable.

Regardless it was really good. You could order stuff as well, but I they just gave us silverware and let us go get food lol

Gross. I've been trying to do homework all afternoon but I'm stuck

Oh? You mean Noire? (cute pic)
How are you?!
:^(

Yeah, she's actually pretty cute. She tries so hard, it's a shame she's so bad at everything. Lol
I'm out of dresses. Hope this is an acceptable replacement?

Gonna try to get there before 11 pm friday. On a bright note my 3d wife is waiting for me there and I havent seen her in a month.

>having friends
See, here's your problem :^)

But umm, you're having a decent time with them at least? One of my friends decided to buy the first dark souls after he beat the 3rd one a couple of times

Now I wanna buy it again on pc, since I had it on ps3
I really miss this game now

The war goes on :^)

Tue ref can also stop the fight to send one of the fighters over to the paramedics to have him checked if he can still fight

Gotta go fast, like sonic :^)
>I bet

It will do i only had 2 wedding dress ones.

Hang on, I got one more.

Ping Pong: The Animation is great.

Sour brah, I haven't eaten all day!

HUNGRY, just got home from work, you?
BRB FOOD

Opened two of these by accident.
No regrets

this gives me an idea

QOTT

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What are your wedding vows to your waifu?

Nothing really
Yes,the little things in her hair remind me of PS2 controllers, so she is now PlayStation girl.
>Cute pic
>3d
Ew
But seriously, why are you so far from her?

That picture is so white it gave me apartheid

Don't worry bro I got you
>pic

>Suika Claimed

Yeah it's not so bad. Just easy to get mad at team based champion games like that. Imbalances are really obvious in things like that.
Yeah, me too.
Seems everyone only has two. Lol

At least she is good at being a maid.

Umm umm..
HUG

Go get some food in you! Mcnuggies! Lasagna! Both!
>i'm running out of wedding dresses

jinger bells, jinger bells, jinger all the way

Been watching a shit ton of anime, but pretty much Cowoy Bebop, Cross Ange and Upotte, any an e mu I should add?
What is that??
Neptune is Sega girl though, btw cute pic.

It's a long crazy story
>get out of navy
>get commercial drivers license
>train to drive truck
>have shitty experience with trainers
>she goes to visit her mom out there
>im supposed to pick her up once im on my own truck
>have accident while training
>get fired
>no other line will hire me
>no money to bring her back
>get job as golf course maintenance person
>slave away to save up money
>finally have enough to move out there with her
>need to get ca drivers license so i can get job as an electrician again

Coincidences. Coincidences everywhere.
>Just like this damn Nichijou cat.

I'll never marry Miho

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heya ruri

how's it going?

such a nice night for a thread. how are you doing yuuko?

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That's a good QOTT.
Something like 'I, user, will present you with my everlasting love and comfort, throughout all times of peace and distress, bringing joy into your life through my greatest efforts.'
But knowing me, I'd probably just improvise on the spot.
A show about guys who play Ping Pong. Sounds fucking boring, but it's a fantastic show.
That sounds fine.

Rood
I couldn't legally marry Galil
That's pretty crazy
Nah, PlayStation girl not Sega girl.
>Cute pic

That's all that matters. Rather go and do that honestly haha. More convenient and way quicker.

You want a medal? :^)
>Feeling the urge to play OW now kek.

That I never knew. Well it certainly a good rule to have, never know what could be brewing.

Can't eat chili dogs though :^)

noodle claimed faggots

may sue the company in order to get the training policy changed

Hey you whatcha gonna do!

Nothing.

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I'm enjoying chatting up this thread filled with great anons.
I have no idea what time it is there. Care to begin the conversation where we left off?

"I do"

Then do it illegally

Your family celebrate the holidays nicely?

So miho any new developments?

Lood

Even more fucked now.

Anti climatic!

Isn't she from Gorillaz?
That may work
Probably nothing
But if its illegal, we're just in a relationship.
Besides Galil is not for marriage and lewding.
Not lood!

Exactly! You up to anything?

But when your team actually uses teamwork, it's great time
Stomping the enemy team with barely any resistance because you can counter the enemy's composition

can't remember any other quotes
>go play then :^)

Yeah, it avoids any major injuries for the fighters
Leaves a sour taste in the mouth when the refs stops a fight tho, I hate losing ;-;

Kek

Seems a lot like how I am these days.
Okay.

So the usual.
What is today's gift that makes ife worth living?

You can change her for the better

Tbf no new driver should drive alone at night until they have 6 months exp. Which is how i had my wreck. Trainer was asleep and it was 3 am and i had been driving for 9 hrs already.

>Hotaru
I was, I'm just normally only around in the late night/early morning.

That sucks big time man, I think I actually remember that, only slightly.

SoCal. Hot is normal. Humid is not.

>Kitten
Recovering? Did I miss/forget something?

>Breeki
Oh my~ ;^)

That works I guess.
Well, the first mounting position I tried would only have it film vertically. That's a no-no, so I managed to mount it onto the visor, and while it's far from optimal, at least it won't be filmed vertically. I'll look into getting an actual dashcam soon enough.

So about those trips.

>boom

4 collection calls.

Anyone else gets often connection errors when trying to post? I have to delete my cookies to be able to post again.

Goes

maybe one day
no

The dynamite

No irl people though. Good sign.

Yeah, i just reload page though
Works most of the time

One day soon I'm betting.

Howdy, Drills.

Going pretty well, just looking at a few League builds and lurking your kool circle again.
I swear to god, Bard has to be high every time he posts.
>How was your day?

Bestest waifus are drawn, remember it.

Not with that attitude, now check these.
I need to see that lewd.

Same as Shiro!

You know you can always change that. You have a lot of life left in ya

What the fuck is wrong with you? Who dropped you on your head?

Sorry user the best i could do was dubs

Yet. My life sucks.

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Anyone ITT happen to be from orange county, CA?

and i hope to not be posting when it happens

He was the gr8est.

I try to change it, yea.
>What the fuck is wrong with you? Who dropped you on your head?
What?

I can tell you really want to see it.

Gotta make sure I roll trips first.

I guess.
I prefer Halloween.

baka

Why is that?

I'm sorry, and you are who?

No, but that's nor too terribly far from me.

What's up friends

Wanna be new friends?

It's all one long investment in karma

Ruri plz.
He still lives

Just talking about past relationships and what not.
Were you hurt badly?

I think easter was my favorite

Emi!

Eh, I could always deal with some new friends. Sure.

league is so dum though. as is lurking that other place. it's horrible there, I love it.
yeah...and he makes an ass of himself if he's not. it's a weird balance.

it was pretty okay. only about half over so far really. I woke up late. slept too much.

ah, well we can talk about that in private, I dislike talking much about it publicly.

yeah, pretty bad. my back has never been the same, but it was years ago so I've mostly recovered. it feels like something got messed up in my head though because my memory was never great but now it's horrible.

i dont want to post lewds
I liked Liara more

She's perfect already
Yeah I suppose
Hey I said probably, I might do something!
>CA
The 4th of July is the best.
Besides the 2nd of May of course.

Would it matter if I was posting lewds? It is still Tomoko.

She's pretty cute, honestly. Her voice can be a tad on the grating side, but other than that...
Don't knife the kitty please.
:(
Meh. At diamond, team work doesn't really do it.

Huh, well glad you're mostly ok. Can you get around about the same? My father lost a lot of function in his neck and shoulders for a few years after a cardiac arrest.

You are forgiven this once. My name is Murder. I am the most interesting man of the threads.

Nice to meet ya

>friends

That last part is to another user

You are supposed to be ready to spring into action at any time. Bad Galil!

Yes, I realize that was to another user, but I'm asking why you said that.

Im going to bed now. Night

I like cats, but that one is just annoying.

Hey! What's up?

>YEAH

He wouldn't response me ._.

Good night, Miho.
Well, if you say so.

well i guess not she is like that.

no, not really at all actually. my back is in constant pain that is manageable but if I walk too much or do much more than sitting around the pain becomes unbearable.

but meh. not like I enjoyed moving around much anyway.
your dad is okay now right?
my mother broke her neck in the accident but made a full recovery.

oh hey murder, I heard you were in these parts.

That's not my job though
Hey that's pretty cute

I liked Emi a lot. Were you a part of ks/b/?

That's a bit odd. Those were for user's he was having conversations with in the previous thread. You guys weren't previously having a conversation, I don't think you were even in the previous thread.

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Goodnight lovely

oh...well what do you do for work then?
At least vidya and anime doesn't take much exercise.

He's fine, which is a shame i needs that life insurance monies if you now what i'm saying~

You have quite the history with accidents. Were you compensated well for this?

So any tea tonight? ANything at all?

Well okay then.

Not much. Just hooked up my camera to the car, hoping it'll provide decent footage, but it's it a less than ideal spot. You?

You've never said anything to me, nor have I ever seen you before that post.

Calamity-masu'd

Holy hell I fell asleep

Good morning, slMaster..

It could be worse fam.

I could just post lewds without having a requirement and constantly spam Tomoko doujin in the catalog.

It doesn't sound familiar so probably not. I'm pretty much "second emi"

what footage are you trying to get? Just playing some ARMA 3

Sitting around, still wondering what to do. Leaning towards Overwatch. You?

Probably will, if the servers are up.

The most important detail. Rather take the L than take the brain aneurysm, but I hear you. Who wants to lose regardless?

Working with what you got. All in due time, gotta get everything situated first.

Yo Emi, been awhile.

Oh heya. This was supposed to be my quiet place. How did you find it?

It is now! *readies you for duty*

I think you were supposed to reply with who you were

KS/b/ was a giant shitposting session dedicated to that game. Was a fun time. You missed out.

Doing some statistics homework. I haven't played Overwatch in a while. I got really pissed at it one night and just never touched it again.

well i didnt say it couldnt be worse. i know it can.

And it's not like I would actually do that.

Nothing in particular, really. Just if anything happens like yesterday, where I accidentally did a drift onto the freeway due to wet roads!

Yep. Probably not until late next month, after my birthday and such at least. Still got some stuff the car ABSOLUTELY needs before I can think about something like that.
Ignition > Bushings = Tires > Subwoofer > Dashcam

I'm Makoto, the Starlight Drifter as Eru calls me. I'm a car enthusiast and only hang out here when I've got nothing else to do. Still wondering why the insult right off the bat.

Well damn

Have fun~

Very true, I'd rather lose than die
Losing are for losers :^)

Oh one of the 8ch@ners

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No, i just woke up.
Good morning Slave.

my work used to be office work. then things happened. I'd rather not talk about it. it's another part of the life crumbling around me.

wow that's ice cold. wasn't expecting that from you. I like it.

like 3 years later, yes, I got some settlement money which is how I'm surviving for now.

various ways, and now I'm here too. don't worry, I was just saying hi, I wasn't trying to cause a stir.

A handy guide to the shitposters that came before you! Learn your history!

pastebin/X68tVfsr

about a week? :P whats up!?

Sounds like I did. I REALLY love KS.

oh shit, accidental Tokyo drift!

Nice

Another question, then. Don't you guys have a discord? Why post on Cred Forums then? Do you want people to see your conversations? Or is it just a habit?

I don't really understand

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