Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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claimuuuuu

From my surgeries of having my colon/large intestine removed

Calamity-masu'd

>stellar claim

It was a golden time on Cred Forums as well. You might want to find a time machine and change that if possible

Hmmmm. Why should I trust you? :3

Me? Nah, I was on Cred Forums shitposting in these communities long before that

Oh, nice to meet you! Cars are one of the few things that just did not interest me as much as I thought they would. What do you drive?

>Still wondering why the insult right off the bat
I am tsundere

Good morning

Eh, i have mixed feelings about my father.
His health decline was nice because he didn't have the energy to be aggressive towards us for like 2 years.

Secretive lad. Guess you can never be too careful. Probably learned that from experience in these things.

Another thread, another roll for trips.

Get them lewds ready.

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still here


and


of course not. you are not like that

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I am back with pizza!

Nothin out of the ordinary?

Shit son go get more wedding pics

Mirai Nikki!

pedo thread

Ah, that's what I thought it was. Wasn't sure though. Glad you're almost recovered though. Cunt should be easy on you till it's healed all the way.

I know I always talk about drifting, but doing it on accident, while getting onto a freeway when it's not entirely empty, was scary as fuck. More so because I thought someone was gunna hit us rather than me hitting a wall or something.

Drive this sucker right here!
>Rotary power is truly a wonderful thing, if you ignore the shitty gas mileage.

Hmm, fair enough.

Hello everyones!

Yeah, it's not easy, especially since I have to have a lot of protein in my diet now, since I barely had any while I had the shit bag

At least I gained back most of the weight I lost anyways

Of course.

SMile

Hello

Just use TG and get them from that slut ruri instantly~

kittycream/blakefag/gaypussy signing in

hotaru claimed. what are the happenings tonight friendos

>Nice pic
Sounds like crippling boredom. Been a bit for me as well, want to get into the diamond level for this season's rankings. Heh, I get those nights as well.

By then, more will be saved up so yeah that's a good idea. Necessity over accessories in this case. What would a rad car be if it can't even run?

Thanks Boss~.

Your opponent probably feels the same way.

Sounds about right. Not much my man, got a night with not much studying to be had so just trying to chill heh. How about you?

Wow. Rude.

But if I join the TG and Discord I have to download TH and Discord.

Nothing really out of the ordinary, but nothing good is going on.

I almost bought a mazda, but I just don't like the look of some of their cars

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Then don't use discord.
Don't have to download TG

>yuuko

fuck, ill start researching now

BRING ME MY BREADSTICKS! And yeah, I need more pictures in general.
>finished my stats homework, aw yeaaaah

Hello!

Well, I just finished my crippling boredom, onto the next assignment! It wasn't even ranked, I just kept dying in bullshit ways and I just rage quit

Reposting this

Don't you guys have a discord? Why post on Cred Forums then? Do you want people to see your conversations? Or is it just a habit?

I don't really understand

He better get used to it :^)

And now I leave, goodbye

was thinking of a little warframe after some world of tanks

Better than a bad day'

>

*Gives breadsticks and a slice* There ya go chum
*Throws down a "very good!" stone*

I guess Emerald Nightmare is pretty easy so far, casuals went to bed though :|
>Claim

Eh, I also feel like it's a game here. When I eventually roll trips and Ruri posts lewds it will be like I won something. You know?

You don't have to understand. Either join in, or learn to filter.

There was an update today. Resources no longer drop as those weird disc things, they look like the actual resource and they also have resource "modules" which are basically resource nodes on the maps. If you need some help just let me know.

We don't want to be a closed community. The imageboard format is comfortable.

Farewell ama

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sup gasai

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed

This. And it's not all it's chalked up to be. Disagreements arise and people leave. If the threads stopped, we'd have no one to talk to anymore.
Others don't like the idea of a Discord either
>
>rattle rattle

youtu.be/4fndeDfaWCg

Yeah i can understand that.

It was fun to steal waifus with trips back during the shitposting days.

>yuuko

*Insert clever way to claim Blair*

"Remember to type a cool intro sentence." - Blair

Oh hell yes, wasn't expecting pizza too!
>what's a very good stone

Hello Juvia!

good it will be nice to see what drops. i wil i think ill start the new planet today

>Early on in her posting she managed to gain notoriety by getting in arguments with the most popular posters, using logical fallacies, ad homeniem and being abusive anyone who didn't side with her. Befriending those who sided with her and rallying against those who challenged her outright made her popular, but lacking in the types of interactions that could have culled her wrath. Fueled by ego like so many before her
>INACTIVE
fuck

you have no reason to. but you should because I won't do anything.

gotcha. that sucks, and I'm sorry.

it's not so much secretive as a lack of wanting the attention and pity that comes from publicly airing your shit to a thread like this. I'll be happy to tell you in private.

hey cutie

Who else /edgy/ here?

Exactly. Although if I decide to spend a little, I might pick up the subwoofer a tad sooner.

Eh, most of their cars these days aren't very good looking... then again, that can be said of practically ANY new car.

What?

Oh yes

Aeris pls

How are ya?

The boys are back!

Keystone!
>Not, it taste like rat piss

Whats up man?

How are you tonight?

Hello!

Tug bote!

Don't make me post that .gif you sent me.

It's not like it would be the first time I've posted lewds anyway.
Trips.

?

Just ate dinner, we had quesadillas
It feels like a bad day, I'm just laying in bed with a blanket over my head and feeling sad for some reason.
Edgy what

fine what about you?

youtube.com/watch?v=DG_lZK5AK9Q

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>Forgot to respond
Sorry bout that, Kitten.
And exact reason why protein was bad?
>We'll have lots of that down here~

You can still steal waifus. Still in the rules after all. And that is mainly for people who have the same waifu. Imagine if S-mug and I were constantly fighting over Tomoko, that is what the rules was for.

Eh, it barely makes a difference in my opinion. The resource nodes are nice tho.

Yeah, true. But I'm expect a really good, and cute, Ruri lewd for when I roll trips.

Good you still have notifications on. I just wanted to summon you for shits and giggles

>Rattles
Hi Shino. How're you?
please explain the tug bote thing. I feel like it's lewd...

So are you a subby gay boy yet? I'm still waiting.

Meh, I've had worse
>eats anyway

I've been better, I just have a lot of schoolwork to do. You?

That's close to an ohayou.

Avoiding the discord means I don't have to deal with drama.

You think everything is lewd, Shizuru.

>Suika claim

>mfw someone talks to me
Hello

what were we talking about again? lol

The fuck?

There's a reason, nobody can just feel sad for no reason

Kinda shitty, 3 hours of sleep last night

What's worse than keystone???

What seems to be the problem?

Why must you save everything?

We are, from the perspective of ants

Bad role models

I like that anons can share though.
It's like the people here are reasonable adults

I really don't even know. Maybe it was cuz your a little bote and tug boats are little i said it awhile ago.
Im trying to find a multiplayer game to play with my taiga. other then that nothing.

where have you been?

such a cute waifu

this trip has been given out though. is this actually aeris?

ah, no it's ban.

Beer-30
>This is an actual brand
Natty Ice

I do that too, sometimes. Sometimes I just lay there because it's the most relaxing and comforting thing to do.

Go brush your teeth when you wake up. That helps me get up and moving. That, and sometimes even my dog is like "Come on, get out of bed" with her actions.

Because I had so little of it while I had the shitbag, also need some more fiber to9

did you get some good gear at least from grinding so hard?

I'm not edgy, just kind of edgy I guess.
I guess
mel·an·chol·y
ˈmelənˌkälē
noun
1.a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.
"an air of melancholy surrounded him"

Its been happening a lot lately.

Standing above ants of course.

Shh.
youtube.com/watch?v=LgCU3rC6tqU
Hey.

also thanks a lot murder now I'm getting teased because of that stupid pastebin

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Oh, I thought you were referring to the food haha

All I know is he has a lot of PS4 games, don't know what all you could play though

He personally gave me it though.

ha, what a faggot.

what are you doing over here anyway?

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Hi Shiro.

>Suika

Oh i do not. I just think lewd things are lewd. Like using an onahole on your horn...
But i'm not a bote, so why should i be a little boat?
And since you didn't answer... How're you?

Eh, Tomoko is pretty popular ironically. She is like the mascot for /r9k/.

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How're you doing?

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The fuck?
Ight now I gotta drink this

I got some pretty awesome and sexy weapons for PvP~

What are you, haruhi suzumiya?
>So that's what I felt before, glad Im not crazy

...There's a food..?

youtube.com/watch?v=O52TEGpTI1E

i think you're the cute one

jump into the stream yo.

yeah were having a hard time finding something.

Im really good, Just made some food and am getting ready to play some league with akame and mami. it's been raining and thundering all day. kinda a bum day tbh.

W O M B O C O M B O
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Time to get that bleach again
Where did you disappear to?

I have always bee a sub :3

What sorta edgy things do you do?!

is it Aeris
lol no

I have realized a little too late how cute that picture is.

What I'm not allowed to post here?

Maybe I just wanted to talk with you.

Where do you live?

But... so many people to talk to already...

playing some ARMA 3, this game is fun

kek some interesting music how are you?

Fuck it. I'm so confused now. I'm tired lol

Does he do Steam or LoL?

Hello darkness my old friend

this meme needs to die.

unless you mean betty. she's adorable.

no, I didn't say that. I just was curious what you're doing.

you know who I am you dumbass.

SPOOKI BOOKI!

Something about my drifting. See You're on your own with Fiber m8. I don't even know if I get enough fiber.

I call worth it

I've come to impregnate you then.

youtu.be/3TN7earYLig

Hi Esdeath
I don't know who that is
I listen to edgy music and I buy guns and swords and stuff and I sometimes think edgy things.
I'm not really that edgy though.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I actually forgot about this

There's some beef going on at my old hood, it placed me in a strange fighting mood

GO TO SLEEP

Dude this fucking weapon, I can make it fully auto, burst OR semi auto... tho semi sucks ass but still dat options

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the presence on my consonance pisses me off.
how go the?

I know WHO you are but I don't know WHERE you are.


Idiot

NO! I HAVE SCHOOLWORK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Good game

OH BABY A TRIPLE OH YEAH

oh i missed that, im so bad at this.

very fun too, never played an arma for anything other than dayz

You like it so much that you even felt the need to thank him.

I've said my home state many times in the other thread.

How... you watch anime no?

GET TO WORK NIGGA
>Have some music
youtube.com/watch?v=vBjzAdpZzf0

*puts up minimal fight*

Hi

>swords
Woah man, cool your jets there

hi galil how are you

time to curb stomp some nigga's

Dont worry, i have plenty.
Post lewds

I need you to shh now.

a few people. homura for example. you suck.

One of the girls I work with invited me to stay a few days or so in your capital.

OH BABY A TRIPLE OH YEEAAH

I can't listen to music like this because I tend to focus on the music more than the work. I have animal crossing playing lol

SMUGGALICIOUS!

das it mang
hey

>Trip checked n confirm nigger stomping
You deserve this youtube.com/watch?v=xDHh8OQfscA

cool cool. you should visit and we can chill, I'm close to that.

I can has trips?

And lewds?

Not really.I don't generally like it.
They're cool though
I'm OK I guess.

... I just realized the figurine I bought is missing a piece. Fuck.

Well, time to go be angry in the gym about it! See you folks!

>Getting teased
This is supreme ultra-karma. I am pleased.

hey.

hey.

shh.

*my penis enters your boi pussy and quickly fills you with cummies*

Chill is code for fuck

>Animal crossing
....I mean whatever floats your boat brotha

Ima rekt me some niggas

You're an unusual case

Use that rage to lift some serious gain lil playa

Take it to the erp channel on discord

if you wanted to, sure.

I was thinking like, go get a bite to eat and watch a movie or whatever.

You ever play one of the games? The music is chill as fuck

Supreme

*the cummies roll off my shaft and drip slowly onto your face*

No please.

pop pop pop watching dem niggas drop

MOM GET THE CAMERA

hey akame how are you

MUM GET THA CAMERA

all this monkey music the beat is ok though

Played the gamecube one, got bored fast
>Classic
youtube.com/watch?v=DFmxgbIVjBU

Smug=best

It is common knowledge

Heya! How are you this fine evening?

They can be. You should post a pic of one you have

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This isn't ERP?

Ultra-Karma

I've had it just about up to here with you, mister.

what are you on about?

youtube.com/watch?v=q8JCE7gzn6Q

Crippling depression next? Happens way more than it should heh.

See ya around.

Whatever works for you best really. Although, having that woofer is quite appealing, for eurobeat reasons.

From the game play I've seen, it's looks pretty solid.

Hey mang.

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I'm not gay so probably just a movie and food.
Squeal for your new master.

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I know
I'm not comfortable posting Mr or my property on here, plus I'm still at my friends house.I'll probably be here for another week or two