Ask a lonely guy with a whiteboard anything

Ask a lonely guy with a whiteboard anything.

Can you draw a duck?

do you like your whiteboard?

You visit a remote desert island inhabited by one hundred very friendly dragons,
all of whom have green eyes. They haven’t seen a human for many centuries and
are very excited about your visit. They show you around their island and tell you
all about their dragon way of life (dragons can talk, of course).

They seem to be quite normal, as far as dragons go, but then you find out
something rather odd. They have a rule on the island which states that if a dragon
ever finds out that he/she has green eyes, then at precisely midnight on the day of
this discovery, he/she must relinquish all dragon powers and transform into a longtailed
sparrow. However, there are no mirrors on the island, and they never talk about eye color, so the dragons have been living in blissful ignorance throughoutthe ages.

Upon your departure, all the dragons get together to see you off, and in a tearful
farewell you thank them for being such hospitable dragons. Then you decide to tell
them something that they all already know (for each can see the colors of the eyes of
the other dragons). You tell them all that at least one of them has green eyes. Then
you leave, not thinking of the consequences (if any). Assuming that the dragons are
(of course) infallibly logical, what happens?

If something interesting does happen, what exactly is the new information that
you gave the dragons?

draw on your nipples

OP draw a duck

Draw porn

I can try, what colour? I got black, red, blue, green, light green, orange, purple and pink.

Yeah it comes in handy.

Pretty sweet trips friend, how about a purple duck?

SATANIC RED DUCK, WITH CUTE PINK FEATHERS.

fuck

Yes I'm pretty sure

I'm not a drawing, so here's the best I can do. Any specific porn requests?

Exciting

Duck

Can you use the marker and shade all over your ass. Then apply said ass to white board.

*Drawfag, and forgot picture

A man juggling 3 apples while wearing a top hat

A duck would be sick

can I use my previous trips for this (999 user here)

Not a drawfag, but here's the best I can do!

Here you go!

Nice

those look an awful lot like cherries OP

Confirmed. OP is retard

>704904560

would buy at flee market / 10

Would buy at a flea market / 10

Here's a redraw

Draw adolf hitler

The fucking things are almost as big as his head

Those could very well be tomatoes m8

Do you have a whiteboard?

Can I samefag any harder?

I'm pretty impressed by that.

Best I can do.

He's got a small head, and he's insecure about you fucking psychopath.

Yes.

Smash your whiteboard with a hammer.

BLACK BOARDS MATTER

Top zooboo

Why do you own a whiteboard?

Nigger detected...deploy the KKK or Neo Nazis

I think i remember you, you wanted me to force you to eat your jizz and stuff...

School stuff mostly.

No, that wasn't me.