Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

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What just happened?

Take your clothing off!!!

Reimu!! Welcome back, I love you!

Reimu was kill.

Senpai!

But the thread seemed to be in good condition, did it get pruned?

I thought you were banned this time.

>jumps out of /bin/
meow.

NO IT'S COLD

-meowbot

Reimu, why is the thought of being dominant scary for me?

Because you're a cuck.

I'm going to watch the thread, but I'm studying for some exams. Have fun everybody!

- Cirno

Well, I mean, I'm not opposed to it really, the though is a little exciting sometimes...but, it's still scary somehow, and I don't know why.

Not Reimu, but...

Maybe it's because you are a nice guy?

>CHOMP
woohoo ice cream
OH FUCK IT'S COLD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-meowbot

It's a performance. To be submissive, you just have to follow someone else's lead. To be dominant, you have to be charismatic and put on a show.

Thanks Cirno! Good luck with your exams!

Hello cute.
DO IT!!! WE NEED TO SEE SEXY MEIKO BODY!

>Cirno
>Studying
>In the same sentence.
What?
You're simply not cut to be dominant then, it's just something you do.

>be 24 and start chatting with local 18yo all the time via Skype
>she begs me to hang out/sex time
>have gf didn't so it
>she always said she missed me
>be 27 her 21 still in area
>haven't spoken to her in whIle
>want sex

What do

FINE
>takes off clothes
when i become a slav-cicle it's your fucking fault

-meowbot

Just strike up a conversation, flirt lightly, and see where it goes. If she's still into you she'll probably make it happen.

It'll take full responsibility.

Are you still in a relationship?
Watch your language, that's r00d.

Is there any way to become dominant? I'm still a bit shy and nervous about it, but I've been liking the idea more lately.

okay
no

-meowbot

No not in relationship, just out of one and feeling reckless

youtube.com/watch?v=dHs0y8xZJnU

I'll roll. Did one in the past, and it was interesting. Steven, btw.

Then try to talk with her and see if anything comes out of it, but remember, unless the other person only wants a casual fucc, she might have feelings for you and all that.
The key to being dominant is confidence, you have to believe you're dominant, also, the smug and cocky act fits perfectly in a dominant personality. Pretty easy if you ask me.

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I'm trying new things! Studying is harder than it looks so I avoid it!

- Cirno

Take your clothing off.

Bruh. Not a pron thread. Could you maybe not?

youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ

How do I stop being a NEET

where are the lewds

hang yourself

-meowbot

School is for suckers!
Sssh, it's Parsee, I allow it.
Did you finish your studies? If so, make a curriculum and go looking for a job.

By getting education, employment, or training, of course!

I have a college degree. By curriculum do you mean resume?

Call me J.

What's my therapist going to diagnose me with? Maybe what pills?

Bitch I do what I want.
Do it Mario! And make me a pizza!

probably means Curriculum Vitae

I think I might have no sexuality. I don't know if there is a word for this but I thought I was straight, then I had sex for the first time with my girlfriend. It was both our first time, I didn't feel anything on my dick (it was numb to her pussy) and really hated kissing her/making out. I can't imagine ever being with a guy either though it disgusts me about as much. I used to be attracted to girls but now it seems I am empty and dead inside. I only enjoy fapping

Yeah, I mean, I guess. There are websites that help with getting a job as well, showing all the places that are hiring.
That depends, how do you feel and why are you going to therapy?

Yeah I figured. I actually have a resume put together already. It's not even that bad. My issues are more with crippling anxiety than with an inherent inability to get work.

>The Sun
>The Chariot
>Ace of Wands
Seems like anti-depressants to me.

still waiting for the lewds

Asexual.

That might be the case unless there's some kind of past trauma you're repressing that causes you to have an aversion to sex now. Either way, a therapist could probably tell you more than I could.

... how does that even works? Although it's most likely.
Here, don't get used.

Those three cards are all about happiness. The Sun is an overwhelming sign of happiness, the Chariot describes a powerful victory, and the Ace of Wands is about motivation and inspiration. So, anti-depressants!

noice

*sigh* Makes sense... happy pills.
All your shares belong to me.

That image.

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What is this, a giant fetish picture for ants?!

bump

With a side of gore i'd say, notice the witch being crushed under the weight of your avatar.

Most people went to sleep after the second thread went down apparently, what a pain.
lel
>

I guess you can add the guro tag to anything with a giant in it, since eventually someone's gonna get squished. Maybe "mass_genocide" for those pictures where the girl is stumbling around a city.

Yep. I guess it can't be helped.

I literally cannot stop fapping to Neptune.

It's infectious.

I think games sound better than studying. Mhm. Good idea, Cirno!

- Cirno

>Gross
They usually won't put that tag because the whole thing is just focusing on the girl, the persons below her feet don't get much attention.

Oh well, we're on Cred Forums afterall, can't complain might as well offer my service.
You're brilliant, Cirno good job.

bump

Bamf!

I'm worried about the future of my therapy. I have pedophilic disorder, and we are trying to change my attractions. I just don't know if it's going to work though. I've made it so far through depression, but this feels different. I'd love some fortune telling - will I be able to like women, or will I be a lonely degenerate for life?

>Five of Wands
Inconsistent effort will be your downfall.

>The Moon
You're likely to experience many fluctuations and backslides.

>Knight of Swords
But if you stay determined, you can win and lead a fulfilling life.

possibly final bump

Not on my watch!

That's fine, everyone. Thank you for trying with me, at least!

Goodnight!

I think I'll pass out this night, I've got an apointment with my psychologist at 11.
Goodnight, senpai.

bump

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Would you look at that?
Anyway, thanks guys, you did a good work.

Goodnight, Reimu-chan!

- Cirno

You're officially this thread's savior!

thread is ded tho jackass

whoops, but this thread is dead, Reimu has closed the shrine.

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Well, i meant for a very short amount of time, she at least prolonged a bit the thread's life span!

Point taken, see you in the next thread then, sorry but i have to leave now.

Was fixing to sleep, friend on telegram messages me 10 minutes later, now I can't sleep

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>last spot

>Nefur!