Excuse me sir...

Excuse me sir, we're investigating a hot tip called into crimestoppers that the hacker known as Cred Forums was seen in this area. You fit the description so if you could just show me your singles I won't take up anymore of your time.

Of course sir

These are my singles, officer.

Cavity search you say, officer? Of course i'll comply

Sheriff I have some lolicheese in the trunk, please have a slice and let me go!

I swear officer, these dubs aren't mine

Oh crap

If you can take my get, then I've been got.

Fuck you pig. You aint got shit on me

Denied

sliding through

PUT YOUR BASEMENT DWELLING HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR ASSHOLE!!! DO IT NOW!!

Officer, I may have a weapon in my pants...

Shoot me pig i dare you

It's ok user. You're white.

ON THE GROUND NIGGER!!

NO!!!

Nigga that aint you thats me

DOUBLE DUBS!!!

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

Gonna need backup. This niggers on pcp.

S-s-sure officer, see? no doubles...

No problem officer here's my singles *hands singles over calmly*

Fuck you piggly wiggly gigga nigga is on his way watermelon chicken world star

There's no hacker known as Cred Forums, faggot.

No dubs here.

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Oh man, you cops man

Checkem

ON THE GROUND, Cred Forums! WE FINALLY GOT YOU

Oh shit

heh dubs what are those

Frig off.

U ain't confiscating these dubs

SH-SHIT QUICK HIDE MANE

What you mean? I aint done nuffing!

bitch, come with me if you want to live

Ok

Can I go now?

This sounds like a misunderstanding Herr Officer. I just want to eat my McDonalds in peace like every...American.