Hello Cred Forums

Hello Cred Forums
I am in the top 300 most famous people in the US.
Ask me anything.

So am I! Ask me stuff instead!!

Omg what it's like?

Whats it like being way cooler than fag OP

How many?

how do i become rich as fuck bitch i need to become rich NEED TO

how many hands do you have

if it's more than 2 you should see a doctor

and if it's usually 2 but now only 1 you should probably see a doctor

i'm a doctor AMA

Why does the area around my balls itch so much?

Hey doc, I've got this mole on my lower back. Is it cancer?

What kind of Doctor

Who are you? Also proof with timestamp

i stopped scratching them
feed it some mole food and it will burrow into your skin and prevent cancer

unless it's a star nosed mole thing then engulf yourself in flame nigguh
human i think

I am the prince of Zamunda, Ama.

can we cuddle in your bed

I am op and only have two hands and one ball

How do I GMO a new ball?

just take away the G and the M and you're left with a perfect circle

just strap on your 3D glasses and pluck it from the screen

How will this effect me pee pee?
I need length...and girth

Nice! Do you get people asking for autographs much?

are you an actor?
musician?
pornstar?
paris hilton?

How many legs should I have? My friends pick on me because I only have five.

That's like one to many man, sorry

What number is you?

Are hands even real?

whats it like being a government puppet

How's your old man doing?

Do the paps bug you?

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Prove you are by killing yourself. We'll see it all over the news.

I responded to your email the other day, I gave $1200 USD so that you could get your uncles inheritance. When should I expect my $12000 for helping?

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I'm gene wilder, AMA

are you taylor swift and if so prove it by posting tits

What Im not allowed browse Cred Forums on my ipad?

Who do you think you are someone in the top 100 famous people?

Can I live in your chocolate factory?

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>What Im not allowed browse Cred Forums on my ipad?

ipads are trash tier at least get yourself a phone

Yes! The chocolate factory has moved to Hell. That's 1933 Brimstone Ave. Hell, Hell. 66606.

Come live with us. The chocolate's kinda burnt but hey, there's chocolate in Hell!

Hi taylor.

You quoted the wrong person lad

Man, you know, it would be cool and pretty respectable if some celebrity would come on Cred Forums and just outright say "sup Cred Forums I like Cred Forums I'm famous Cred Forums This is who i am Cred Forums look at my picture Cred Forums"

it's not even like it would bring stupid people to Cred Forums. Cred Forums doesn't change. It scares away or bitches away people who would want to.

right on haha

Sorry that people took over your bread, but is it annoying or fun that you're famous? Outside of money, would you rather have a regular life?

Fuck yea chocolate

How can you be in all those people at once?

It was free so fuck you there is no need to get butthurt by it

Taylor I support you.. I spread all you music around the world .. For free.. So nobody has to pay for it.

Taylor Swift for opensource 2016