What was the last message someone of the opposite sex sent you?

Hi [user], Sure and further investigation shows its chrome based issue. Firefox shows videos working

Gn bb :)

you sure had a lot to say last night
you're the epitome of passive aggressive. it's so draining. Like just fucking tell me straight up what the fuck you want. you made it seem like you didn't give a shit anymore and even went on a date so my impression was that things were okay. And now you're acting as if I'm supposed to be some mind reader or have a sense as to your needs
you can't just decide that things are okay and then change your mind and take it out on me and accuse me of doing hurtful things. If you have a problem then communicate it with me
if it helps you for me to straight up put it in writing, then fine. You're never going to get what you want from me (that is, if I'm even gauging correctly what it is you want)
like is all of it just bullshit, under the pretense of mr. nice guy. do I make it up that you like talking to me because you're making everything seem like spending time with me here is actually making you miserable.
and if that's the case then why don't you just fucking tell me
anyway whatever. do what you want. j'ai pas dormi et je suis devenue malade et j'ai mon entrevue demain so fuck it. you treat me like a bad person but at least I'm not spiteful.

Night night

I love you

What did you do, user?

> I gotcha

I'm calling the police

Why you posting pictures of me on Cred Forums?

It's not gonna happen

You're damn straight, but I can work with 6 1/2 maybe close to 7 on a good day. Lmao!

"my boss wants to sell me a washer. now i just need to find a dryer"

Hi, u awake??

Cory in the house genki desu-ka

No one gives a shit about your cooking steve...

"I love you too son"

"Youre a real piece of shit"

I'm just going to pretend I didn't read that

"Hey, it's been so long! I was wondering if you could help me with some Calculus homework, is great to talk with you again!"

I just blocked that fucking bitch

ill let you decide

good ON ya m8

i'm not doing it

"niggers"

Who are you talking to?

Go ahead and tell the police. I'll be sent to jail and you'll have to live in an orphanage.

Yes

ok. good luck.

Yep (not including voice chat)

I love you, you really keep me together and from falling apart.

i'm sorry, i'm just too busy to care about our relationship anymore. call me when i can come get my stuff. i don't want to see you until then.

It was to be 10.00am. Can you bring your gear to my place now. I'll call you

...

you fucking dodged a bullet

Do you like it or is it like hell to you lol

Not counting family it was
'Holy crap! Well I will let you know!'
Received 02/11/15
Was from the last girl I was in a relationship with, we broke up over a year before that and I hadn't heard from her for nearly a year before she texted me that day. She found a key to my place that I had given her and she lost at some point while we were together. I had since moved and it didn't matter anymore.

rip me. I'm gonna go to bed. I had fun today! See you tomorrow! Goodnight!! :)

>I think it will be better for me if I try to figure my life out before I try to involve someone else in the craziness. It's just been pretty stressful and I feel like it's been hard for me to communicate lately and it's not been fair to you. I'm sorry user.
Fucking kek

"I love you, goodnight"
5 minutes ago.

Lies

Too bad it's strictly platonic.

"R u home?" - my mom, before then my sister in law, before that some weird bitch I met off reddit

" did you get a chance to talk to grandpa"

Mom said:
"One of y'all will need to pick elley up from my house tomorrow because i am leaving from work to go to the hotel because I have my annual conference Wednesday"
Before that wife said: "we need more microwave meals and lean pockets"

'K'

I WOULD REALLY LIIKE IF YOU COULD TAKE DOWN THAT CONFESSIONS PAGE ITS BOTHERIN G ME

"hahahah really ??"

Fuck off

No one's gonna check these quads?

"I just took a shit bb, can you cum lick me clean?"

"I'm.....so......hungry."

"Idk but I can't send it"
an hour ago

>ahah what did you do ?

awesome i know

I want to see you

"nice tits id love to put my dick between them"

"U can calm down, I wasn't trying to start anything.. You asked me when I toldu and yes I'm not expecting u to wait around day." I swear my ex texts like a retard.

this

"lol kk bye" kms she hates me

more pls

>Goodnight
>I love you

Simple enough I guess. I woke her up on a school night but I sent her a message around 11 idk why she had her reminder vibration on.

nahh not trying to spread her pics around sorry user

"Oh no it's fine I just never ever check my phone" kill me im pathetic

hahahaha what did you say prior to that to strike out so hard?????

"This is why I don't have friends"

"you want me to what.. i mean, really? whos dog would it be? how does a dog even fuck you? I mean, i dunno its kinda hot seeing it but yeah x"

hmm we can get high and watch a movie but that doesnt allow for much catching up

"my head hurts" and then "sorry" 30 minutes later

>why are there always so many of them at your house

I have an issue of spiders invading my personal space, one of the little guys is even crawling around my keyboard right now

fucking kill it i hate insects

"Wow so you're saying ew to a girl that looks like me... Nice"
>Bitch mad as fuck

LOOOOL why are you apologizing.

bump

kill yourself

"They at friends I just got a visitor atm, text you soon:)" Am I being cucked?

I bought a onesie
I'll show youu

"Good night."

From my ex, pretty racy eh?

kek

"And yeah your facial hair game weak as fuck" ~V.F.G.

sorry? wtf? why sorry?

was in a weird state of mind and thought it was retarded of me to send such a useless message

damn son

"I'm really sorry man, I've just been going through an odd time and it was just a impulsive act on my part. Nothing against you."

"I did, but I haven't seen it" From my GF in context of sending a picture of my throat to her

I will not abandon you

Same

an ironic dick pic, to which she responded with an ironic pic of her tits

probably gonna ironically meet up this weekend and ironically fuck

I have nevar gotten a text from a grill. True story.

"Old people don't understand meme culture"

man, its so fucking cool that you cook, i cant for shit, i burn boiled water.

fuck that bitch, u dont deserve that negativity in yout life

Stop texting me, I'm seeing someone else now

I love you

"I love you so much!

Spell icup now nigga

>French Canadian
>not spiteful

"it's cool"

>thanks guy

fucking ouch

Don't come over
School just called I have
a sick kid

Needed a warmup image thanks. Gettin rusty.

this dawg is going to sleep, goodnight

Sounds like she cucked you

:(

Its been so long, i don't have the phone my last one was on anymore.

we had a one night stand

"What do you mean you're tired of my bullshit and don't want to have any contact with me anymore? I don't deserve this, please (user) let's talk about this before this goes too far and we can't fix this. I need you to be there for me, I'm sorry but I really do love you even though I'm gay. I can't help it, please please don't turn your back on me, I know it was shitty of me to keep it hidden from you, but I really do love you. Please just talk to me."
Blocked her. Tossed her shit on the curb. Changed out all the locks. Closed down bank account and reopened a new one. Considering getting a new number.
I am so fucking pissed off right now.

>So they did returned the phone?
>Yes

Fuck off, you pervert!

Last platonic friend I got a text with was
Me
>So no doing porn or prositution?
>I'm thinking... But to be truly honest my uncle would enjoy the pron.

Stop texting me you fucking creep

"What are you planning to do? I'm still there for you."

Now i'm blocked without her even reading my reply.

"Also I'm gonna go to bed now because god loves making me suffer with fatigue all the time so good night. ️️️️️"

Do something with those eyebrows

"I want your huge cock baby boy I want it now I want your cum in my panties I want your dad to fuck my mouth while you fuck my pussy. Would you like that son?"

Sure! That sounds good to me! Want to meet up around 10am at the library?

Okay

Should be 3.5 or a bit over, will see you when I get home.

If you want to be left out of the group just say so.
I don't know why you hate us so much.

Yeaa how's work? Get yelled at yet?

Did she end up cheating on your or did she just come out as gay out of nowhere?

>Good night and sweet dreams, babe. I love you.
FeelsPrettyAlrightMan.jpg

Sup

I was playing Kerbal Space Program and didn't look at my phone until she'd gone to sleep.

lmao (laugh emoji), Nice one!

Gurrrl, she ratchet.

I'm gonna lie with you naked and put your hand in between my legs so you can feel how wet my pussy is

I don't talk to the opposite sex :(

Came out as gay out of nowhere. No cheating that I know of for sure, but for the past few months she's be alternatively a bitch or smothering.
What pissed me off most was we were getting ready to fuck, and was undressed and everything and she just blurts it out. Went into this 5 minute spiel about blah blah blah - I quit listening when she first said it.
After she finished, I got dressed and left.
Haven't seen her since, and don't want to.

I didnt thought you knew me so well.
From my ex.

Yeah lol I felt paranoid

were you?

130hh/200h Bbbj,Daty,Dfk,Lap Dance,Massage,Greek Xtra 80$ And More

I like you but youll never stop thinking about her.

This was followed up with about 8 heart emojis
>FeelsGoodMan.png

No, I love you for a lot more than that

Kill yourself cringetard

wud u wanna cum in me

Never

"Alrighty"

there isn't one. unless you count my mom

you jealous?

"Fuck off No" was the last message.

Not this weekend
Sorry

No, those are low quality tits

>just making sure you're okay

Shes not my gf

Dinner is ready

Please stop, you're hurting me, I can't breathe.

The pants fit I'm going to work

Hahahah only three years? Not bad

I dunno but I'll think about it

My sister talking about where we going to eat while my girlfriend is at a wine and cheese thing

"I love you." - Mom

did you give me fucking chlamydia?

I'd totally post it on every feminist and reddit website i could find.

Hmmm did I do it?

when my roommate/ ex goes through my phone and read u [sic] wanted to grab my boobs...ahaha so funny!

Sorry

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking normie fuck off kill yourself faggot reeeee go back to facebook chad

>"Are you mad at me or something?" received Dec. 22 2014

Merry Christmas

Dad?

>"Thanks, bro xx will I see you today?"

2 weeks ago

"aww poo butt i miss you too"
I bet she doesn't

I'll try(proceeded by an angle and two sleeping smileys)
Sad my gf is the only girl I text at all anymore

Then you get the full weekend to recover as well. Good idea. When will it be safe to come and visit you? I can't let myself fall into this GTA trap user, I'll be stuck there for weeks haha
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I'm currently ill with some fucked up influenza, boyfriend has had to go cold turkey for a week now.

Its probably a good thing that you left. Maybe being with you knowing that she was the way she was would be severe heartache for both of you. Now that its broken off you have time to gather yourself and she has time to realize if she made a huge mistake or not. Chances are she would have left you or a woman in the future so you don't have that to worry about.

Hope you have a good night :)

what happened user

"Love you goodnight user"

...

I couldn't get it i just wanted to try it on.

Haha just finished it. Also going to sleep. Night.

Pretty Meh but she still wants it

This picture. She's into me but I'm a virgin.. she wants to hang out tomorrow and we've been talking dirty, but I have no idea how to have sex. How fucked am i

No, I need to sleep

Pretty fucked, literally. Admit you're a virgin but take control of yourself and show confidence despite the fact anyway.

She will be surprised and won't have any expectations.

I lost my virginity a few weeks ago. you just gotta go outside your comfort zone and test the waters.
just start by cuddling up with her, then go in for a kiss.
when you dont know exactly how far they will go, just keep trying the next thing slowly until she stops you (if she stops you)...
basically do this
step 1: cuddle with her
step 2: kiss her
step 3: make out
step 4: put your hands all over her
step 5: reach up her shirt
step 6: take off her shirt
step 7: reach down her pants
step 8: take off her pants
step 9: get all your clothes off
step 10: go in

like i said, just try each step slowly and test out what she is okay with. if you make it all the way to 10, you are golden.

i think i can probably get to step 10.. but im just worried about the actual act of sex.. i dont know how to thrust.. just seems weird since im a naturally awkward person. i cant even dance.. i may just take a few shots before seeing her

try to get her on top and ride you, its even better that way...

My GF getting upset that I wasn't home as soon as she got home.. exciting, right?

havent opened her snap and wont until tomorrow

Ticket info about tomorrows concert.

You're a faggot, not opening her snap because you have to pretend you have a life, that you are out actually doing something instead of sitting on Cred Forums.

Please take the trash out.
Love
Mum

...

My gf:
I want you to fuck me like this and then let me swallow you're cum.

Your*
Whoops.

"savoring your textures...acknowledging the fact that my clit is vibrating and warm as blood flows through it...just typing this message"

>last sms
look at the pokemons i catched yesterday, we need more pokeballs!!

>last whatsapp message
es ist jetzt egal was ich sage

>last facebook message
go to wiki, and send me screenshots

and thats all

Jesus Christ!! Oh my god David... I really hope the test results come back negative!! >_< Oh my gosh! No one deserves that kind of diagnoses, especially since you're so darn young! >_<
I've been thinking about how we used to be too... And I'd also really like to try again.

She broke up with me so that she could focus on softball. She said something like "I like you, but I don't like you enough."

nice projecting nerd, i just got back from work and am tired, why would i want to talk to her now?

Singlee @my ex gf

what does she wanna try again? and what are you dying from?

Ha ha ha right.

She wants to try again because she cheated on me and feels bad because I actually cared for her. I did try again, and she stood me up

And I have Early onset Parkinsons, I'm 21 btw

well, michael j fox does have an actor carrer so thats good news for you

yo yo boo boo boo

underrated post

Goodbye
this was 3 months ago

PAUL DIDN'T WIN BIG BROTHER. WTF I'M DONE.

Shit I still need to pay my mum rent. Ty user

I have to change into pjs and stuff lol

"I really want to see you in class tomorrow"
Haven't been to classes for about a week, just gave up. Not really planning to go back

"The song."

No its fine you didn't seem like you wanted to talk so I'll go to bed. Night.

Post tits

"I have a boyfriend"

If I'm still here, can anyone tell me how I can get rid of this guy? He is the kind of slob that thinks money brings love and respect and lots of friends told me he tried to hook them up too. Now I'm just so sick of him and want him to leave me alone. Any tips from other guys? I don't want to break his wanker feelings.

what the fuck that gif

"Whats your solution then? I am already back home so I cant free you from your suffering :("

... I was complaining that I am horny at work...

Alrighty byee

Nooo, you are fun!
Goodnight! :)

Hey fagit

Talk to her more, she clearly wants to talk to you

Oh shit, sent you. "who is she?"

Bronx nigga

send pics and chat

no I'm trying to find something to make me feel normal because on top of this I have my period so I'm just angry and crazy and on top of that I can't smoke cigs, I'm going to kill someone

lol from my sister

Thats translated from czech...

"here"

Okayyyyy" my ex when I try talking to her and she just ignores me

Nah, this Bronx isn't the real one in murica, that's just what we call a certain city here

does earlier in the day or later in the day work better for you?

"Hoe voel jij je?"

>We just don't have anything between us but you want to go blaming me for hurting you so bad. We were in person for less than 24 hours. We barely knew each other. We shouldn't have even slept together. I truly hope you find everything you're looking for and more.

"you should probably get tested"

Wana hangout for a bit? We're in the area

"You're a hoe, but you're my hoe "

youtube.com/watch?v=YD2EqqEhJ6s

"Ja, da war ich mir vorhin schon sicher"

I made it to work safely. From my husband.

"so sorry"

goodnight

I walk with shadows

dont talk to me or my vagina ever again

I told her I'd give her a tail.

Answer: "YES".

I'm okay with this.

Yeah no worries I'll get milk on my way back.

Right in the feels

it was YESTERDAY so the doing has been done

>i forgot her birthday ¬_¬

nein

Besides my mom?

"I will kill your sister"

When I told her I want her to be mine she said:

"I'm the craziest freak you'll ever meet, the kind of crazy that will stalk you to see if you're cheating and set your house on fire when catching you cheating, but at least I have the decency to warn you beforehand. You have the chance to run away, and if you don't you are fucking stuck with me so you better think very wisely if you really want this and then we'll talk some more."

I'm still thinking lol.

half and half is 150

"Do you hear!!"

"I wish you weren't gay"

I've been thinking of your dick all day.

>inb4 fuck off
>inb4 fake
>inb4 fuck of back too facebook,tumblr

you shouldn't fuck your uncle it's just wrong. don't reply

"I just wish people realized that there are more and two genders"

crazy SJW bitch that let's me fuck her as long as I call her "them" and "they"

You have to go back

waste

Holy shit. BTFO.

back where?
why do I feel like this is a set up to a shitty joke?
agreed

Night

Back to the autist fantasy land where you get pussy.

Nice dubs.

merry christmas

where are you?

Run a fucking mile , cut her out of your life.

Take it from a guy with experience, your life would be misery with her

Gf:
"Doejjj

Night

"Gn

thumbs up

meh don't really care if you believe me or not

Text
"Text me when you wanna me call"

Fb
"Pizza" in reply to me asking if I wanted ice cream or chocolate.

"Yuck" snewhore

Love you too xx

>i love you

She's pretty good

>Sir
D/S?

I love you

Oih

Kinda. We've only been seeing each other a few weeks so early stages. But she dropped the "please sir" last night during sex without even being asked, so think I'm on to a winner tbf.

bye

See you later

>Dropped the "please sir" without being asked.

If you really want to make her wet, next time you see her you should smack the fuck out of her ass for not calling you "sir".

That's not how d/s works man.
You Gotta establish those rules first not just beat people like a nutcase

But I'm glad you approve fam

Eh, you could come back here and play if you want. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't get in trouble

Heyy:)

Every sub i've ever met has gotten off to being punished.

But, I suppose everyone is different.

In the back corner on the right

That's some kinky shit right there.

Hahaha no I just didn't see you

when I scroll the thumbnail shimmers
this is great for diagnosis of "tearing" on my GTX 970

uh, what was this thread about again?

Play what? *nudge nudge*

my arse is still sore but i liked you cumming inside me like that ;) i want you to fill my pussy next! xx

helllooo bb I just arrived at schooly!!

It was post how much of an elephant you are out of a total of 10 points.

tile-pattern_waifu.jpg

!!!

just remember: COMMUNICATE

ask her if she likes it, what she likes, etc. tell her if you're enjoying whats shes doing, if it feels good. talk to each other and it'll be all good. godspeed user. and don forget to put a helmet on your little soldier before you go to war ;)

Three emoji hearts from my girlfriend.

Gross

>two consenting adults.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I GOT MY PERIOD"

Yes. They do.

But you establish the rules first then enact punishment.

You don't just walk in one day and start beating ass out of nowhere that's psycho behaviour dude.

Go the fuck to sleep it's 5am

We're boring this morning

...

...

"We can have a chill day some time :)
I know I'd love a chill day myself"
Girl I'm dating

I could end up like a dead deer on the side of the road

Why the fuck do so many of you niggers have gfs and I don't
Get the fuck off my board, normals.

Because it's easy not being an autistic Faggot? It's nice having someone be your sexual submissive and asking you to bruise their ass. You should try it sometime.

I kiss you everywhere

True story

If you have an ounce of self-respect you'll never speak to her again. Get your shit together user. Once your life is in order go find a bitch that only knows the man you became. This is key. Women need to feel like they're safe and all that shit. If you want the respect you deserve from a significant other instead of becoming another cuckold she needs to see you as a bull from day one. Half of their shit is psychological.