Waifu claiming thread

Rolling for trips to stop the lewding of /waifu.

Don't be like that.
111 get.

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still here

>Best fox claimu

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Ran~sama

I'm gonna go to bed. Have a good night Ruri.

Have a good night thread.

Have you eaten today?

Its Time Brothers. Uprising Now!

We're the lewd police!

Rolling to steal from ...

hey everyone!

No. Stop that.
I dont actually care. I just think the rolling is cancerous.

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Aw. Okay...
Hi ^^

No, no steal from me

At least you have consistancy

I'm sorry about the whole roll thingy.
I just really need to see whatever pic Tomoko chose. Once I get it, it'll stop.

Had a steak with lettuce salad for lunch, and for dinner, good ol' nothing. What about you, chef?

Goodnight, Nanas. Sleep well.

Off by one, lad. Hopefully you'll have better luck with your next few posts.

You want an uprising? Let me join you.

An uprising will occur eventually. Maybe not today, but eventually.

Hey all, sup

Ran~
Add me on Discord!

Of course, we need your drill to pierce the heavens!~

You are trying way too hard at the "grass is greener" approach, foxy.

All Posts Matter

Every post counts!~
How're you? ^^

The newfags are rising up.
We must stop them

Holy shit dude. You again! What's up?

What's so good about discord?

An Eli!

You still have no arms
That was a good lunch, still need to have something for dinner. Ive had a wrap and yoghurt for breakfast. Unhealthy for lunch, meat pie in a burger bun.
Then it will be easy to prevent. Cut off the head, the body follows.

You're a newfag aswell Mi Liu

I need to talk to Ran in private. And I know Ran has Discord

Girl i like thinks im a playa playa don't like me no more. drinking the blues.

A Smugga! How goes it?
No One Can Save You.

Why do you want to steal from me anyway?

Why do you "need" to talk to me?

Because I have something to tell you in secret

Tats is gonna rape you.

I'm slowly getting buff, chef
How are you man?

Fuck...
Um No I'm not
>nervous laughter

Stop blogging you fucking newfag

Oh my. I bet it's some elitist stuff
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Why she gotta think like that?

It is going well. Not sure if I should game or watch galko

Hello statues

[X] doubt

Hey Taiga ^^
Ah, a difficult choice indeed, to vidya, or to watch.

Didn't get to work out, about to go get some sleeping peeelz because I have to get up at 2am.

>follows
Where does it go?

>posts that picture
Ran, don't rub it in my face.

Why are you raeping?

You clearly don't know how a Hydra works, do you? Cut off one head, two grow back. The only thing you'd do is delay the inevitable.

>Pic related.

Hello to you two and I fucked up.

Megumeme

>cut one head off, two grow back
Wouldn't that accelerate the inevitable?

Second reply meant for .

Simon

Yeah some umm... Real elitist stuff.
Its not rape if they like it :^)
I'm not!
Then cauterise the neck after cutting them off

idk honestly maybe girls in anons class think i'm just made of spaghetti bags or something.. they think i'm cute and talk about me..
>i just really want yous
anyway im out got to get up early night friendo~

is it really important?

I don't know what you're talking about...

ask a guy who just spend 6 hours posting in Cred Forums anything.

Why did you come here?

REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY important.

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Discount Megumeme*

I don't know how to respond to that
So I'll politely nod and agree

because i'm a faggot?

CHINESE CARTOON

Lol is that hercules and the leviathan?
ancient aliens rules
last post night waifu

>Get up at two am
I couldn't do it, sounds like hell.
Kek. No problem ^^
Was it a fun vacation?
With your drill, and my gun, we'll take over the world!
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Where was this taken? if you don't mind me asking.

M-mine's bigger

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See what I mean?
The galko shows are about 6min long each

I saw lol

I knew it! Lol

Wow lol okay. Goodnight dude

How was Cred Forums?

Torch the wound?

OH BABY A TRIPLE OH YEAH
Yeah um some very elitist stuff

Photobomb! city of love!

Hm, depends how many, you might be able to do both, but not at the same time probably. Unless you had two monitors.
>With two monitors, the possibilities are ENDLESS.
>die in vidya/pause it for a sec
>Watch animu

Oh so it can wait

>150 lemons worth of vitamin C

That's a lot of lemon

Claiming Felix

Shouldn't that work both ways? If not, then I clearly can't do math or mythology this evening.

It'd be most effective if you did that with the first head.

First, you're going to need to get your gun fixed. Second, you fail to remember the destructive powers of the Lagann.

shouldn't you be in bed, mister?

oh yeah my man

Hydras have like nine heads
It can't wait

Yeah, but the nyquil I took isn't working yet

...you suppose?

>How was /pol

my blood pressure is pretty high now

I saw it the first time
BAD

The galko show is 12 eps. So I'll be done in an hour or so
>two monitors
>crappy laptop
;_;

They pissed you off that bad?

>Day-walker

ah. feeling sick? or just using it to help sleep?

I suppose you're going the right way for a smack.

I think you could not cut off the heads and delay the inevitable.

Yeah, see!

>mfw gonna get carried by a giant robot
Perfect.
RIP you.
>I just connect to my TV.

The shilling is real there

...I supposed?

Eh, i probably don't care

lemons are nice and all, but milk is much better

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You would care though! It's about you, actually.

QOTT: what would you call a perfect home?

A 2 story home with a home gym, library and a nice area with dramatic seasonal changes

WEW
E
W

Both

oh calm down nerd! i have a soft spot in my heart non sexualized lolicon

Somewhere I belong

Any home with Laura and Ran in it

4 Walls
Roof
Electricity
Water
Heating & Cooling

ah. well I hope you feel better, felix.

well that's good. sexualizing the betty would be criminal. she's too pure for such things.

Give me a hint

Anything as long as i have someone to share it with

That's not lewd

Somewhere cozy in the back country with sweet back roads all to myself. Other than that it's just good internet and a battle station with someone cute to share it with

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Two story home in a generally warm area with some snow in the winter. Home has a nice kitchen, home gym, a pool, and a game room with some retro shit yo.
>Gr8 internet connection is a must
>Gotta have enough room on the property to pew my guns.
A place where I can be cozy.

Yeah I do too

Hate being sick

I'm just gonna listen to music and shut my eyes and hope I pass out soon

Night /waifu/

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TITTY MONSTER
>filename
JUST

sleep well. feel better.

You don't deserve her as waifu

What's a t.v.?
;_;

Rip you

Not okay

Night

Im waiting to leave work.
Burn the stump.
Downtown

Again, I cannot seem to math or myth this evening.

You should still get your gun fixed though.
>You can never ever be too sure.

This but with more snow, and change the pool into a hot tub.
>Also minus the guns part.

Quick thread before school
Whats up people

Did I upset the Suika?

You and I both, Mavis?
What's happening over Cred Forums?

Exactly what I am :^)

You have any leftover food I can borrow?

Goodnight.

the usual

It's kinda lewd. More suggestive though, then again what Ran art isn't?Kek Suika jealous
Hey it's the Rory

FLAT SCREEN NIGGA!
>No tv?
>Feelsbadman
I mean, I did get it fixed, in the L85A2 version.
>minus the guns part
What're you some kinda pleb?
>kidding
Just chillin after my night class. I had fun ^^

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youtube.com/watch?v=cIAW5Qw9a-s
Wait why does this exist

autism.

morning

Oh you're not usually awake at this time
Right?
You okay?
Oh that's nice
You gotta get up early tomorrow? Or you going to make it late?

Still awake?
What's up?

A 2 storey place on a large property, but still within great internet. 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 2 car garage, large shed for riding gear and big toys. A large aviary and a place for the dogs to roam free. A good 3 extra rooms for storage and gaming of various methods. Large kitchen woth a walk in fridge.
Maybe. Ill check the fridge at home.
Hey its the former old man pleaser :^)

You smug sonuvabitch how've you been?

yeah just cant sleep

OTP?!

I gotta get up early tomorrow but I can wait till midnight to hit the hay. ^^

just chilling down because I tortured myself with some cs for unknown reasons

Oh that sucks
Too cold or something else?

you are bakas squared

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If you say so
I always regret doing so the next morning
Now for example
Haha you idiot
Perhaps listen to some calming music?
That might make a difference

Eh, there's not too much suggestive art for Ran, she tends to wear a pretty covering dress, afterall

I'll be fine as long as I have 6 hours ^^
>This isn't the first time I've done this.

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its a little cold yeah. just not feeling like i can

yeah I listened to some piano worked just fine.

My friend

Last time I watched a t.v. was only for oylimpic. A FLAT SCREEN?! HOW MANY INCHES

I've been laying down for almost an hour with the lights off and no noise but I cannot sleep.

Any suggestions?

I wouldn't be the guy who owns at least ten guns. Just saying.

very soft music?

Thanks, much appreciated

Since when? :^)
>lil' smug

Obligatory fap

Glass of water or blink continuously for a minute

>shinoa

Yea I assumed that, everyone has short nights. But I can't run a week on 6 hours a day
Not that I should lecture you or anything my sleep schedule is fucking aids
Oh that sucks
I know the feeling, happened to me on Monday
I'm sure you'll survive a day without sleep
Oh, I forgot you actually do listen to calming music sometimes
Good to hear it worked
Still feeling a bit sick or is it all over now?

19 inches. Not super big, but it fits on my desk and looks nice.
I already own 2. Guns are my favourite ^^
ANYWAY I'm actually gonna hit the hay, I'm pretty tired ^^

i cant sleep without a little noise do you normally have something?
well yeah i dont do anything

Kek. Well I'm pretty tired, night Yuno ^^

>Eru

I guess that would work.

Nah, even "white noise" keeps me awake. Music would do the same.

for now I'm good. I just hope that tomorrow I'll be able to eat something before dinner

Noise keeps me awake.

Worth a shot.

ah, yeah then try the fap. I usually try to kind of just kickstart a dream or something. focus on something and just let your brain melt slowly away until you drift off.

My parents have 2 massive LED flat screens. USB inputs, net capability. Stupidly expensive.
Not a problem.
Been fine. Doctor confirmed no cancer yesterday. Still 2 large strictures in my intestines though. Hoping to melt them with medication.

I suggest getting up a second
Drinking some tea or warm milk while sitting on the couch or a chair
Then go back to bed, should be better then
I didn't really mean it like that, sounds like I'm an asshole
You gotta be fit for those games man
Good night man
Yea I hope so too, but if you're feeling good right now and dinner didn't cause any stomach problems I'm sure you'll be fine

If I drink all this I'll end up waking up later just to go to the bathroom. Thanks tho.

I can't do that, my mind has to be blank for the most part.

When we started to talk in thread :^(
>lil ship

BETTER THAN WHAT I HAVE

My trips say so lol

WHY

rough. well that's all my ideas, sorry. goodluck.

That's a suprise to me considering Ran is so well endowed
That sounds miserable.
>Can't tell if smug or actually happy

Drinking doesn't really have to be done but it helps
You just need to get up for a sec, trust me it really makes a difference
Hope youll catch the zz's soon

It's been like this for about 3 days but yeah I hope it will be fine

When you're with smug crew, it's always smug

>Smug

Thanks tho.

Swing and a miss.

Well gonna try and sleep. Goodnight v2.0

Short thread but it was fun
Going to school now
Everyone goodnight and later

mine

sure. goodnight, good luck.

take care.

sorry just spitballing. hope it comes to you
i know you didnt. not really thats how everyone is able to play them
bye

have a good day
>akame

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