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Mew here still? Contact me via email. Sent you one a while back.

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If so, why even respond to them? There's no reason whatsoever if your plan is to kill yourself. Conversations about suicide are shitty and always the same.

lucid hasnt been here in at leat a year

You're right you didn't ask for help
I hope your whole family finds you splattered all over the room. Make sure its a very graphic death so they all remember what a shit bag you are.

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Lucid? And mew was supossedly here earlier. Unless I misread.

going into lurk mode, might not post again tonight - if so may restful sleep and sweet dreams come to all of you

Don't be like that. If he wants to kill himself then that's his choice. I just think he needs to look at everything else. I don't think he wants to die; he just wants help, but doesn't know the answer.

Damn these coincidences sometimes, scary shit. I'm still here and, right freaking meow, I was in the process of writing you.

To make sure that they don't "try" to help anyone else in my situation again, because their opinions and perspectives are wrong.

Also because I'm bored while waiting for this game to load

I'm magical. And yeah. Send me an email. I'll hopefully be home by 3am. If these fuckers don't fuck themselves up on the expensive equipmemt anymore.

m o r e

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You're right. I'm sorry but I think there's a better solution to his problem then just giving up.

okay okay ffs

dropbox.com/sh/vmg2j86jwjt941e/zCaZj8uRMh

Mate, you should know that's not going to happen. They'll always do it, and nothing you can do to change it. I encourage suicide when someone brings it up, it'll always shit up the thread for an indeterminate amount of time anyway. I wouldn't feed an attention whore just making it up, and I'd help someone who does want suicide along. Everyone wins.

Here now shut it.

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Tell that to them.

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Again, they wouldn't do it. No fucking point.

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Thanks. Also, just keep trucking. I'll give better life advice next time I'm in here.

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Damn it.
I always forget to put my stuff back in after I get in trouble.

Hey Gerald.

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Greetings Mer Dash.

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What are you up to? Other than getting banned I assume.

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probably sucking horse cock

Not much. been trying to get my phone back to the way it used to before after it's update.
I really hate change. nothing is where it's supposed to be.

Shit, sign me up!

Well memed, Alex.

>Lucid?
There's someone called LucidMew on here which I didn't know about when I chose my name. So that sometimes leads to confusion. I wasn't sure if I should change mine because I came later, in the end I didn't.

You got mail dude!

>If these fuckers don't fuck themselves up on the expensive equipmemt anymore.
Fuckers gonna fuck up, that's what fuckers do. Fingers crossed they don't today.

Well that sucks. I hope you can get it figured out.

Naw, I dont even have any boy horses right now.
And even when I did I didn't do that. I like girl animals.

See ya Sunshine! Sweet dreams and stuff to you as well.

how many headshots with 5.56 does it take to kill

I would seriously buy this if there was some untraceable/uncreepy way of doing it.

Yeah, As long as my gps works now I'll be happy.
The last update they forced on me that I tried to avoid caused my gps to barely function at all.
I'm hoping this fixed it. I haven't moved around much to see but so far it seems better.

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Just one.

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Heya dude!

>I like girl animals.
Lel, sure sounds cuter than bestiality.

from a smg?

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really....
do you think it gets shipped in a box with a picture of what it is on the outside?
and sends a message to all your friends that you bought it?

Greetings Mew.

I'm zoo, not beast. There is a difference.

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From anything that will fire it.

They can force updates on you? That sounds awful, is that a normal thing? I've only ever used non-stock Android so I dunno but I want to be able to decide what and when I want to upgrade...

just lurking from the shadows...

wait, what is the difference?

>I'm zoo, not beast. There is a difference.
There is? Uhm, tbh. I didn't know that. What is it?

even a lead pipe and hammer?

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yes

Yes they can.
It was a carrier update that fucked the system.
This one was an android update.

Anything can kill you if it's placed right. Hell .22LR can work. However, if you choose to put the barrel in your mouth, make sure it's angled back so it doesn't just blow your face off. Also, I've heard that shooting behind the temple is more effective with smaller calibers because the bone is thinner. It may not work if you try shooting through the temple, forehead or mouth.

Also, I'd love non stock but my carrier has locked bootloaders on all the phones it sells so you cant root them. Pissed me off when I found that out.

Fucking linguists.

It should. It'd be well deserved, anyhow.

if the pipe is properly sized, and they don't give out, yes.

Zoo has emotional attraction to their partners. they usually wont share them or do things with someone else animals.

Beast is just in it for a hole to fuck. will share animals and fuck anything they can get their hands on.

Yes, even that.

Fucked up.

>Also, I'd love non stock but my carrier has locked bootloaders on all the phones it sells so you cant root them.
That's even more fucked up! They usually don't do that around here but for me it would be a reason to give it back & cancel the subscription to their service.

>Anything can kill you if it's placed right
even military conscription?

The difference is that some people just get off to fucking animals, or watching others get fucked by animals. They would just be into bestiality. People like Gerald and I truly love animals and don't just want to fuck them. We would be considered zoophiles.
I've also heard zoosexual being used. Personally, I like to use the distinctions of zoophile = some who likes bestiality and zoosexual = someone who loves animals.

Probably.

ohh okay
I'm definitely a zoo then.
Those people who see how many they can fuck, just, gawd man they need to have some respect.

I've been with this carrier a long time and have no plans to leave. I'm always free to buy an unlocked phone from another source. the locked bootloaders are only on the phones they sell.

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I knew you were even if you didn't!

Aight thx! I wasn't aware that there's a distinction in terms used. But it totally makes sense, I'll use the correct one from now on. Zoophilia already sounds nicer than bestiality as well.

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>zoosexual
Fucking hell, what is this, tumblr?

Well, some people dont think there is a difference.

Might as well be with the avatar crap you post.

Haha I guess that speaks to my character.

If I ever have horses of my own I honestly wouldn't be surprised if nothing sexual happens. Although I would like it too.

don't think or know

I'm enlightened now. I'm glad there is a difference. I don't want to be associated with those kinds of people.

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To me, it still sounds like it's just a fetish by tacking -philia to the end. That's why I prefer zoosexual since it sounds more true to its name of being an actual orientation rather than a fetish.

You see, zoosexuality/zoophilia is more like a sexual orientation than a fetish. A fetish implies that it's just arousal from it, this case being animals, but it's more than that. It's like the distinction between heterosexuality and homosexuality. But in this case it's humans and animals. Really, it's more like a spectrum, again, like hetero and homosexuality. The Kinsey scale is more accurate, so now apply that to humans on one end and animals on the other.

Rekt.

Agreed.
But to people who are against it we are all the same.

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Gordon ain't an avatar, mate. More of a placeholder. Also, Gordon is better than most of the shitposting generally going on, here. Oh, and Gordon isn't some fucking PC cuck.

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Mate, you just proved my point.

I suppose that's true.
Still glad there's a difference though.

>implying what I said has to do with political correctness.
Kek, I'm literally the least PC person here. I'm just stating facts. I mean, I would know since I'm a zoophile/zoosexual myself.

Can you get 5.56 rounds in Malaysia?

what the fuck do i know about guns

>Well, some people dont think there is a difference.
Then these people are pretty dumb and/or small-minded. It's clearly a totally different thing. I knew there was a difference long before I got into that kinda stuff, tho I didn't know there were different terms.

>But to people who are against it we are all the same.
To some people all furries are by default fucking their pets as well. It's easier to just spread hate all over the place than to distinct.

>To me, it still sounds like it's just a fetish by tacking -philia to the end
Maybe, for me philia just means love and doesn't necessarily refer to a fetish. I don't have a general association with it. But I get why a lot of people do. And with pedophilia being the only -philia discussed in media that's not getting better either.

Not really. I proved you wrong more than anything.

A place holder?

I'm going to return to the shadows and lurk some more

I dont know what you know.
I was just curious about your interest in 5.56 lethality.

I'm not calling you PC. I'm talking about tumblr.
No, you sounded like somebody on tumblr explaining the title they made for themselves. It just sounds completely autistic.

>More of a placeholder
For what tho?

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Yeah. I watch a shit-ton of Gordon, (all of boiling point, HK, and kitchen nightmares) and don't feel like finding s/fur images I actually like.

>autistic
>avatarfags with Gordon Ramsay in a fur thread.

You need to recalibrate your autism-o-meter dude.

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That's also my qualms with the term pedophilia. Obviously they don't just want to fuck kids, but actually love them for their love and innocence. The same can even be said of necrophilia. I think that if we could make the distinction in terms naming then a more understanding viewpoint would arise as well.

Well I've actually read actual scientific papers going back to the 90's that explain what zoosexuality is. Trust me, I'm not the kind of faglord that just spews shit without thinking like the Tumblrinas. I prefer that distinction for a reason; because it's obviously not just a fetish. But I guess it's okay as long as the distinction is made though I still think they should be referred to differently.

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Gordon ain't more autistic than furry porn. "zoosexual' is far more autistic Gordon. My autism-o-meter is in perfect working condition.

What sucks about necrophilia is that it's impossible to establish two-way communication.

Merely appreciation is possible, but if the appreciation is strong enough, one could classify it as love.

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Send me, then. If you have decent scientific proof, I'm not one to deny it.

>Obviously they don't just want to fuck kids
Some of them do, most of them don't. I wonder if there's different terms for that as well. If there are then they are (unsurprisingly) widely ignored.

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What kills me is that I'm technically "enlisting" under threat of legal penalty.

I am not being drafted, instead I am enlisting. On my own accord. Never have I seen the word 'draft' on any of this documentation.

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Would it be possible to have a lasting relationship with a dead person?
Or would all the relationships be short?
Like is there a method of preservation that would keep your partner from decaying or smelling?

Precisely. That is why I don't like that they're considered a paraphilia. I really wish more people would look into these things logically and rationally, and see them as orientations rather than fetishes.

I'm trying to find it right now.

Well yeah, that's what I meant. I don't think there's a different term, but the difference between the more spectrum, orientation-like attraction and the sexual attraction is quite vast. Though that also begs the question of what a "sexual orientation" is since it does include the word sexual as well. That is why I prefer spectrum, and use of the Kinsey scale as opposed to the standard heterosexual and homosexual definitions.

What happens if you dont do it?
Also, do you know your intended field of service?

Yes.

The same way you preserve your lasting relationship with your parents long after their death.

Through your memory.

In order to have them to do that you'd have to explain what orientations and fetishes are.

So what happens if you just don't show up. Something worse than the two years there?

I'd personally do everything to not go there since the military for me is pretty much the opposite of what I want to do in life. Heck I'd move to another country if it need be, to avoid that.

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1. A fine I can't afford, but which most people can because they're Capitalist scum who can also afford plane tickets.
2. Military.

1. See above
2. They send you to a place called detention barracks. It is almost *literal* gulag, plus Nazi-style solitary confinements as outlawed by the UN.

I want out of here. It's just too bad I can't without going all Snowden like, and if I did I wouldn't know where to defect to that would accept me, short of NKorea.

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>Yes.
I expected something really mad-sciency fucked up thing following here.

>Through your memory.
But then you came with this unexpectedly cute thing. Like a really really short emotional roller-coaster.

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ask.slashdot.org/story/15/01/10/2244248/ask-slashdot-sounds-we-dont-hear-any-more
ctrl+f "mother and father"

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Basically, to break it down, my reasoning is based off the Kinsey scale, as shown.
The spectrum of 0-6 can be used in place of age (pedophilia, hebephilia), animals and humans (zoophilia/zoosexuality/bestiality), and even to some degree, consciousness (necrophilia, though I've looked into that far less than others). This would encompass all of the listed things as well as attraction towards the mentally disabled. I find that the level of consciousness is really what this is all about because it is not uncommon that a zoophilia, pedophilia, or necrophilia overlap.
The reason people are zoophiles and pedophiles is, at its core, innate love and innocence towards the person in question. They are less likely to reject you/physically incapable of rejecting you.
That is how I see all of this. Of course, I'm no expert, so take my words with a grain of salt.

>2. They send you to a place called detention barracks. It is almost *literal* gulag, plus Nazi-style solitary confinements as outlawed by the UN.
Now that's fucked up!

The fine alone, you couldn't pay that slowly for a few years without them imprisoning you? I'd prefer to pay for a few years honestly. I get why some people like the military and it may do them good, but I'm not one of those and you sure don't sound like one either.

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>ctrl+f "mother and father"
I see. I don't have that since I've grown up without a family but I get it.

>But memory is better. The sounds are sweeter and the pictures are all photoshopped.
This is true for all kinds of things.

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Neat! I have a thing for ball-gags lately for whatever reason so thx!

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Indeed.

That is objectively incorrect. You really think you know better than an entomology professor from Harvard?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kinsey

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you realise entomology is the study of ants

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He's obviously smarter than you is my point, and that shows because you clearly didn't read the article. He was also a professor of zoology, and a "sexologist". Of course, you only read what suits your tastes, so I expected nothing more from you.

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And by the way, you're still wrong. Entomology is the study of all insects and is a classification of zoology.

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>being this mad on an anonymous korean puppetry forum

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Oh, I'm not mad in the slightest, friend. I'm just telling you why you're wrong

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