R8 me /bb/

I can guess most of your history.
>gamer
>B+ student in school
>college rn
>little dating life
>Virgin
>2 female friends
>Listen to only pop
>70% of the time your awkward
pic nor related
It's me

You look like a one of those Aryan dudes who go on to transition and include this phot in their faggot timeline as say " look, that smile was forced and my eyes are dead"/ 20 months HRT and this is a REAL SMILE!
> inb4 midlife crisis and you call yourself a woman

And look at you Mr. Suave.

I'm actually a straight, always been a male (and always will be), heterosexual gay-hating bigot.

You say that until you have a crisis and become a transbian hon.

Wew! Look at you go!

fucking kek

Crisis from what?
If you're OP did you just implied you are a tannie

I'm op and i'm a tranny.

I'm op and i'm a tranny.

I have a vagina and I'm underrage so you have to play nice/10
also op is a reptilian faggot, probably leafy's equally shitty tard sister

who is dis?

I'm not op, but he's my friend. I was actually the guy in the pic. Call me leafy is queer.

I just busted out laughing at the disconnect between that thumbnail and the picture you actually posted

Sweet pic of her, have any more?

And is that your sister or what?

Cute face. Tits or didn't happen

I have no idea why it did that either. Funny, yet bizarre.

thatsme.jpg

nose/10

why the long face op

Okay Mr Neckbeard we'll roleplay. Picture me, I'm a 6' chad with the heart of a neet, handsome face and (in my opinion) nice hair. I actually am, but that's beside the point.

What's wrong with your life that you'd post a picture of yourself on fucking Cred Forums?

ayyyy lamo

7/10 for a bottom

7/10 id let you suck my dick

7/10 id let you suck my dick

literally everything, like you have no clue
I'm home sick and bored, so why not
Maybe I can tempt some other femanons to reveal themselves

If you're underage, why are you away from home?

>im home sick
when did I say I wasn't at home lmao

Ohhhhh "home, sick" not homesick. Why'd you get sick, dummy?

nudes slut

ugh it's like FB cringe

>thatsme
Bullshit. Stop with the bait you fatass neckbeard.

i didn't post "I love you Ebola-chan" in a thread this one time

>responding to a man pretending to be a girl is cringe
It's called roleplay you faggot

You knew what would happen. How the hell did you find Cred Forums if you're only like 12?

i bet yu play league of legends a lot r u doctordraven

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sense of humor I guess
A lot of the stuff I found funny linked me back to Cred Forums
Cred Forums looks pretty dead though

Nudes damn it!

You guys ever send dick pics on the whisper app? I've been thinking about it but I'm paranoid

you look like by the time you're 25 and still a virgin you're gonna give up and go roofie a girl at a high school party

MODS!

cp

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Did your parents lock you under the stairs for the night? You look like you have and always will be waiting for a letter from hogwarts

Stare not into the abyss.

7/10, but personally a 3/10 because you look creepy as fuck.

>by the time im 25
>high school party

For sometimes

Yeah it's pretty cold in here

r8 me Cred Forums

Where the fuck are you taking that picture? Underneath the staircase?

The abyss may stare back.

Those glasses make you a 10/10

Jesus it's just like the Ogre dude who lived in some peoples basement

attic room (bed in the corner)

And when it does

Sick eyes Bruh

glasses make me rock hard

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fuccboi/10

I hope you wear those glasses like, regularly.

stop bullying me =(

rate me Cred Forums

All hope will be lost to you.

why does it keep turning the picture damn

indian tech support/10

ayyyyyyyyy, im recognized

check'd

is this a r8 thread now or should someone start a new one bc this one is dead

>>>dubs and trips
>>rare pepe unlocked
>check'd

more of you pls

shit, how rotate images?

literally impossible

do something funny

the protector.
the savior.
the hero.

wew that is very `aesthetic

you're dead inside, family died in the war, no one loves you, posts a pic of self on Cred Forums, gets attention for the first time in your life. Finally happy

check'd and kek'd

that's how this works, user. You must understand.

r8 me

you'll have to stoop that low

either that or you wouldnt've graduated. you look pretty fuckin stupid to me

And there will be nothing left

15 years old

Super Satan's got a point, broseph. You do look kinda dumb. I hope you aren't.

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2/10
why?
you look like a fucking douche I once knew.

stop or I'll report you to the department of justice
arrested for not wearing cool sunnies

>just finished blowing my brother xoxo

that's a fairly strong prescription you got there, user.

you dont want those nudes dude

roast me

Ill never leave boymode~

>sunnies

r8?

I'm not, nor am I feeling really pushed to prove it
You'll just have to take my word for it for now

>abouttoberoastedbybtards/10

do amerifats not use that word
disappointing

got these sexy BCG's from the navy
waiting for contacts
also check'd

I'm in love

OP here, has anything really changed in the past 10 years tho?

Leave boymode. With those eyes youll be much prettier.

stop
don't hurt me
I'm a nigerian prince

I dont need you to prove it, I just want you to know you look like a degenerate

nice quads

It was only a dream anyway.

Hi, I'm dashawn and I play strategy games, because these glasses make me look smart. Huhhhhhh.

logical conclusion: I'm sick
otherwise: constantly dead inside, feels no emotion or affective empathy, waiting to end it

I never said i would roast you. But since youre a nigerian prince shouldnt you be answering all those emails I used to get years ago saying that I won a prize and im gonna be receiving thousands and thousands of dollars? They were all phish emails and they were "backed" by rich Nigerain princes....
>donttakethebait

hurr durrr

my liver lips are bigger than your liver lips punk ass bitch

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you have an eyelash on your cheek and it's triggering me

Easily the cutest 15 year old boy I've seen today

black/10. Normal, I think?

I'm sorry mang, that was mean. It's probably just your expression in that picture, you're white, manly face, and I'm guessing tall.

That sounds like an australian thing. You ever seen a drop bear mate? Pic related, my first guess for what "sunnies" are.

My download speed kinda sucks, can you help me out

here's some nightmare fuel

Here is a rendered image of OP's penis.

can I take care of you forever

>using ironic memes to justify being thirsty on Cred Forums

you brought this upon yourself

spot on for the sunnies my dude
i said it before, i've been sick for the last few days, obviously not looking my best but whatever
also, if a reply has a pic of alice in it it's me

Ugly tryhard

if pic is related is you, you look based. I think i have the same pair of sunglasses too

8/10 would hang out with

i'm just trying to bust a meme here

You will be fine sweetheart. but first you need to age like 5 more years and then youll be really pretty. Not that you aren't pretty now but you obviously arent of legal age which makes me feel almost uneasy to compliment you ina anyway

Babe/10

I-im 21 tho
The lack of T makes me look like a 16 yo boy

how is anyone that pretty honestly

Seek psychiatric attention before you chemically castrate yourself.

You don't look like someone who'd be in the navy. I bet you don't even suck dicks

mother fucker I sent you like $15,000 last month when I am I gonna get my check?

Shit user don't end it. I understand how you feel though. It... gets better? It hasn't, but I'm way too bitter to kill myself. Can't give anyone that satisfaction.

So you uh... a dude? I can't navigate these euphemisms

literally check your fucking privilege shitlord

just for having the same sunglasses you're an auto 9, probably a cool motherfucker. Probably smart like an engineer or some shit too

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Fuck........
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muh bad
haha

pic related

Its too late now, ive already gone sterile

that was from today i was watching that

Come on fuckers post more pictures, I want to gawk at the diversity of Cred Forums

post op? Pre op?
>?????
>I am confuse

Yeh im a boi

meme busted

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lol good guessing ongoing for eng at uni next year.
I fly planes so gotta get that sick polarization

OP looks like a bagel

Pre op
Having really low T for extended periods makes you sterile for life

thank u

funny way of thinking of it I guess but it's not that easy
I guess I'll get better in time

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me_irl

He's still wearing that silver chain that he always wore middle school.

me
>be gentle

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go back to mexico

Marry me

TOP KEK LEL LOL RAWLZZZZ

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B-but then youll have to live with the stigma of being married to a degenerate tranny...

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Unfortunately i wouldnt know where to go. Never been there. Italian and Portuguese here. Born in Cali and lived here all my life.
>troll harder bfag

spanish tech support?

Why do I always fall for trannies maybe I'm subconsciously gay

I literally have a girlfriend though

sorry.
go back to spain eurofag

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HAHA unfortunately id have a better chance in mexico

op was not expecting this

someone turned me into a gif. I feel honored
>btards made my day

r8 me moar

>born in Cali

youve been to mexico, or at least tijuana

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Damn I'm a master at picking up context clues

Shit that's dope. What kind of engineering? I finished up in electrical back in June.

At the very least, you'll probably learn to manage/deal with it better. Trust me though user, you aren't alone

are you sitting on the ground?

pfft
regular looking dude, plus I know chicks who are fucking crazy for body hair like that. It sucks because I look like a hairless 12 year old but there's something for everyone

9/10, would steal airships or whatever the fuck that guy did

it's legal now

why is your body so long

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fuck you. no one cares about you anymore OP
5/10
there. Happy?

check'd
kicked out of bootcamp during 4-2 day for stupid shit. there's a reason why i got this pair of optical birth control

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No. I havent. Wish i could go. Shit would be fun as fuck. Have no monies

You are lanky.

OP Here

Continue rating me and my friends.

probably mechanical then master in aerospace

r88 me

no one gives a fuck op

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not sitting on the ground. live in a camper dude
quality leafster reference 7/10
jewish pls
australian?
look like the fine bros
cute
thats a lot of face stuff 3/10

Virgins/10
>15/10 confirmed virgins
No more rating is required

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im not even posting this shit my friend is fuck off

your the kind of faggots i'd expect to rush Cred Forums

triggered up the nigger I see

kekekekekeked

humor.

Fag/fag

what is this

omg, how old are you ? you're fucking beautiful, marry me

Holy shit, dem sideburns.
Come bury your chin in my anal hole.

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Cantseeface/10

don't trust anyone

not even yourself

hnnngh probably have well allocated 401k and IRA, would have financial discussions with

I give a fuck. Outside friends are a bit overweight, guy on the right looks like fucking... the propaganda dude from the hunger games, he died when they were filming the last one? middle left looks like he could be a soccer player chad cunt in high school, middle right is going to be an edm producer.

You're the edm producer, aren't you?

Good choices. Any company/position you wanted to get into specifically or is it just "planes are cool I want to play with them"?

I can't see your face, but that shirt is pretty neat

>live in a camper dude
now that's interesting. Story time?

looks like a fag

remember, op sexually identifies as a bundle of sticks

ITS A TRAP
>

8/10, you're cute

poonslayer confirmed

pffft lol

I FUCKING WISH IT'S NOT , damn

>fine bros
i was told that i looked more like jacksfilms once tho how dare you compare me to the finefags

this man right here slays pussy like there's no tomorrow

face reveal

spot on

Philip Seymour Hoffman, that's who he looks like! Pic related. You know, minus the beard, and about 40 years, and he's not dead.

If youre the "home sick" 15 yr old then thank you gracious missus. If not then REVEAL YOURSELF

wtf whered landscape come from

as i am planesfag i kinda wanna fly for the air force, but once i get the boot for being old i think boeing would be a cool place to work. That or lockheed/ northop grumman

czech'd

spoton/9001
>OVER 9000

just live in a camper. i travel. didnt get kicked out of anywhere. travel all over usa

it's for sure a 280 pound neckbeard with more chest hair than you

Better now

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R8

thanks

why are you jutting your jaw out do you have a weak chin or something

overw8

HEYYYY EVERYBODYYYY CUSTOOOMMM GROWWWW FOUR TWENTYYYYYYYY WHADDUP YOUTUBE! YOUTUUUUUUBE/10

Like I said on like the 6th reply, I am leafyisqueer

I already showed by face with proof that it was me you blind cunt
- homesick15yearold.gif

UNFORTUNATELY THATS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

Bitch where lol

checked and give us a profile shot with your molars together

>posts pic with date and context on it
what more do you want that's not cp

Cool stuff, how do you deal with money? Just stay in one place for a few months at a time and pick up odd jobs? I always thought vandwelling could be really interesting to experience

user, you gotta shave

alright now I'm mixing up who the fuck everyone is

definitely 9/10 now
Great fix

what nigger

phatty

No god damn it I meant the guy who said he's an 8/10 and cute is a neckbeard

Unless that was you, and you're the 12 year old girl

I think he means like, where on his body is he overweight

oh gawd never mind, 6/10 that shit turns me off

jfc it's like nature's sweater
at least you'll survive the cold winter

Are we ignoring this beauty?

yeah craigslist always has people looking to pay me 100$ to paint a room or move dirt.its super easy i only work like 0nce a month for maybe 3 days. then i just smoke pot and hang out by whatever river or campsite i get to

I actually did today that was a pic from yesterday

Gilly from game of thrones/10

r8

Mixup
And yeah, whoever said the spic was an 8/10 is a desperate neckbeard

Edges r photoshoped this is fake n gei plus its a tranny. I like mtf post ur kik fag

how is that even a question you cant gorge yourself on twinkies like that and only gain titty fat
so everywhere, you are a fat person

HAHAHAHAAHHA its okay. Im 24 and ive accepted my body. Youll get there in 9 years sweetheart. Just make sure your chewie stays bald. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
Yeah its pretty handy in the winter. GF fucking loves running her hand through it.

Clearly mistaken

smooth moves (you're a cunt)

lord kek has spoken

I rotated the pic for you op.

Fake/10

thx

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not you but id fuck

I hope you send that to him, emphasis on the cunt

honestly that sounds fucking awesome. ever meet any friends/fuckbuddies who come along for the ride?

why on god's green earth would anyone put a picture of themselves on LinkedIn wearing a god damn batman shirt?

no no I know, I was just trying to interpret for him. Not sure if I was anywhere close though

you wanna go to prison? this is how you go to prison.

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perfect. fucking gold

last fuck buddy tagged along for a year or so then she started working a farm in west virginia so we parted ways there. currently nothing

This. Topkek m8

you a bitch

needed a placeholder till i got a decent picture, fuck me up

aaahhhhh, I see it now. It must be her, she must be on Cred Forums

rate me

Checked. Fuck this thread. Im out Cred Forums

If real an easy 8/10
If a neckbeard a fuckyou/10

Someones insecure about their failed tranny surgery (ill still hit u up tho)

Homos cant be underrage lol (not a homo)

i have two dicks now

If white chick >6.5/10
If middle middleastern>7/10
If midget asian>7/10

R8 me

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I don't even begin to fucking believe you but we'll roleplay. Remember, I'm 6' chad asshole for this.

You're pretty cute, I don't even think my parents would be disappointed if they met you. You do use LinkedIn though, and everybody'd be on my case for "taking advantage" of a mentally disabled girl because fucking nobody normal uses linkedin

>Homos cant be underrage lol (not a homo)
I... alright I'm not following you on this one. What are we talking about?

high school will rate you hard enough, don't you worry

you look like a budget hooker

Did jake used to be Jill or did jill used to be Jake? Just fmi

How old r u btw fag, gotta get there before the hair does (no homo)

You tell me

Ayy LMAO

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people who have tech jobs need linked in. you're a chad tho, i understand if you don't know this

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>you look like a budget hooker
okay user I swear if you're actually like a mtf and this was supposed to be a sexy pose, not just you got drunk with your friends and thought it'd be funny to kind of carry out your cross dressing fetish, then I didn't mean that.

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couldbeworsecouldbebetter/10

pic related its your future

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OK
Your life just ended.

Welcome to Cred Forums

Enjoy your suicide

well if there werent any fags in this thread before...

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Fucboi tier

little maxmoefo and small filthy frank

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you look like walter junior from breaking bad

sorry for shitty filter but i swear i'm a real grill

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Toohotforchan/10
Girl you are way too fine to be here.

The fuck is this shit, no timestap filtered to shit no tits what the fuck is this

fake/10

why tf is your torso so long

I wish i had interesting eyes. Boring brown eyes here. >.>

can you tell me a disturbing tale?

bad picture
better picture

You're cute but you're also in high school and everyone's still a little autistic then

how many times have you taken advantage of recruiters/interviewers by using your female magic? I hate you because I can't do that but I'd obviously take advantage of it too.

why is there a plush version of a dragon dildo on the night stand?

black, or indian?

Come on user, nothing happens to people who post their pictures on Cred Forums unless they're extremely ugly freaks or do something to offend everybody

I read the file name anyway.

DUDE ARE YOU JUST CROSSDRESSING FOR FUN OR IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?

Blow me away

hahahaha

What am I looking at?

giraffes don't get blown away very easily

i always wished i had brown eyes!! they always had that warm, friendly aspect to them. i've had people reject me because my eyes look creepy ;-;

indian.

You're a qt
8/10

i think that thing looks like a fag

Relationship r8?

No thanks, I dont roll that way. Glad to see you accept your sexuality tho....... fag

Did someone steal your chin?

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B-but I am a fag, anonkun

glad to know you're still lurking user

let your fro grow out and you could become a true G

gotta ditch the glasses though. Maybe get contacts? I don't know what thugs with poor eyesight do.

some sword fighting definitely occurred after this picture was taken

what's it like to never deal with evil succubi who want to drain your life force?

WHYYYY??? Blue eyes are so much more interesting than boring ass brown eyes. I cant lie, i like my eyes but i have always wanted blue or hazel eyes rather than what i have

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a shaveable baby

oh you have no idea...

muslim

are you the boring white girl or the heroin addict in the back?

at first I was joking but I'm not sure how funny it is anymore

magic tongue? yes please. If we're supposed to be looking at the emo in the back then IM OUT

heroin addict is same as

>magic tongue
you're supposed to be able to stick your tongue out, satan.

welcome to Cred Forums you fucking tard
not everyone here is a cuck all the time
just you
go back to red dit

I find it funny how men constantly spend their money on women, but us gays switch on who's paying for our dinner, movie, etc. Plus, if we have a bf that is similar in size, we can share the same wardrobe. Honestly, all guys should go gay. There's a lot of benefits you can reap

Have you ever been in a vagina? No condom? Ill deal with the bullshit.

God damn, adorable relationship

is this leafy?

It was a play on the filename........ but oookkk

wheres the chad gif at?

make a chad cunt one

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No thanks. I'd rather have money in my pocket then fuck anything that reminds me of Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors. Enjoy feminism and freebleeding