Okay

okay...

so...

how do i convince the boy next door to let me suck his dick without looking like a massive whore?

You dont lmao

tits or gtfo

Are you attractive?
Just go up and say these words, "Can I suck your dick?"

Works every time.

Flirt with him and he will ask you.

tits or gtfo

>wanting to suck a dick
>not a massive whore
pic only one

tits or gtfo

better deliver op or ur a faggot

Tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo

What kind of weak bait is this?

Tits or gtfo

Oh, you poor thing. You have such an arduous journey ahead of you, dare I say impossible task? Very few women have managed to do it, and even less survive to tell the story....

this

This is exactly the kind of shit why women hate men.

Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man.

Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learned his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally

tits and we'll help, with timestap of course

good thing you're lesbian, I wouldn't want your faggot ass in the gene pool

I mean, just stick with good ol satire rather than this lo-qual bait

Is there an r9k for women? Because if there is, get the fuck out and go back to it.


Oh shit wait, it's Tumblr. Tits or gtfo cunt. Kys.

Tits or GTFO

>wants to suck neighbors dick
>doesn't want to look like a whore

It's one or the other, kiddo.

TITS OR GTFO

TITS OR GTFO

Weak bait

this is why i carry a gun

god bless america

How is this even a question you know how much guys want this

you start by posting tits and a timestamp, fuck off till then.

>Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally

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