Dubs decide get me laid

Dubs decide get me laid

I like turtles

You're a nigger. Bye

DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

Gonna get me some pussy with a side of Aids with your Dark Dank Ass. Speaking of Ass I hope you like Ass play, gonna need you to Peg me.

Imma be straight up I wanna fuck

Dubs have spoken

>Kek

Can i stroke those furry legs of yours

send this

have you ever shit the bed

My uncle used to touch me when i was a kid

ROFL

._. Me too, lol jk nah

Hi, I'm Dan!

I used to touch my uncle when I was an adult

what happened to your face? It looks crispy

roll

She sent you a black hand...

>dubs

I thought about joining the KKK but you to cute to kill baby

Monkeys are my second favorite

i love big black nigger cock

lets cut the shit send me nudes.

Reroll

I'd love to to make you a slave like the olden days

is that cause theres white inside a black? ;)

^only send if you are white otherwise send post below

reroll

Are you telling me you want to have a baby with me? Black and white like a penguin?

roll

I hate niggers

Say: "I like you, I want to marry you, I want to take care of you, lets go out, if you don't say yes I'll move on so straight up, say yes, no games"

Sheboon?

i also love koala bears

so much that im part of the Kool Koala Klub

Nigger show me those purple pussy lips

rocking up to a fight with every little blue Inner Health Plus cunt to back you up

kek, rolling for this

send nudes

Do you have nice teeth? My grandpa always told me to check black peoples teeth.

reroll

I love you, not kidding bby come to my house

I'm in a club called KKK. Do you want to join?

Niggers scare me.
P.S can i have nudes

They're cute, kinda remind me of you

reroll

kek

How about I fuck your asshole?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

"Did you know, I want you to have my kids?"

Winrar.

reroll

Bloods or creeps?

"I'm not like other girls" yea right darl more like bumageddon by andy griffiths

I love roast beef too ;)

send her a picture of your dick... or this if you dont got one

DUBS HAVE SPOKEN XD No don't

I used to be a member of the KKK

Dubs

winrar!

rrrrrrreroll

I like woman who spread their buttcheeks and take my 8 inch up the pooper

Roll

i want you to make my cock dissapear like your father did before you were born

DUBS HAS SPOKEN

dead set try inhaling a vicks inhaler through one nostril and a dart in the other i'm not shitting you it's blissful

Withnessed

QUADS!

Fuck off you penguin loving cunt fuck you

QUADS GET
ITS DIC PIC TIME

OMG

Oh my..

I really despise niggers.

Lol

Almighty quads have spoken

Fucking quad this must count for somethin

WITNESSED

u shit

I once tried to commit suicide
Almost killed myself not trying that again

Fucking bitch ass OP obey THE FUCKING QUAD

gonna be hard to follow this up with this

you're a cuck OP.

You fucked up user

You are so fucking desperate it's stupid.

Sending the snail dick pic would have made you better off faggot

Baby be my chocolate princess so I can nibble on those Hershey kiss nips

Fuck you OP. We had another winrar.

Let me take you out for dinner at McDonalds. I'll even let you get a number 1, small sized, and a diet coke

Snail dick now OP

OP is a faggot.

You're faggot OP

OP here
i have two phones lol
nice trolling you guys, bye

Y'all realize you can't send pictures over Tinder messager right?

> implying anyone here has ever gotten a match on tinder

So now that being said, how about you make my turtlehead poke out for a while?

Nigger faggot

of course

..... could have sent the snail dick to yourself....

This nigga cherry picking.

Women like it if you're distant but within reach! YOU FOOL! Say something to establish you're distant! SAY: "We're going on a date or you lost your one shot with me"

I want you to shit in my mouth as fast and as hard as you can

you trolled yourself cuck

Confirmed, OP is a fucking fag

... Except I've never wanted a rimjob from a penguin.

Roll

>two phones
>you choose to be a fat black girl
>kek

CMON FAGGOTCUCKCUCK CUCK LET'S RAID FOR THE UBERLAND

then snail dick will have to wait until he gets digits..... so never

try agian

this

Would u like to send me some money? I'm broke as shit and can't pay my dealer.

DUBS CONFIRMED!

I'll show you my turtle if you show me your penguin

AGH! Say, "Make America Great Again!"

oh shi- roll

DUBS

checked

where's faggot op and his 2 phones

OP is a tranny

"wanna have sex you beautiful black bitch?

typical op disappointment

dubs have spoken it has to be said

all these dubs and no delivery

Maybe he's waiting for her to respond, but she hasn't, because she realizes.... OP IS A PHAGGOT

SSDD

"Hey what say you and I go catch a flick on the white side o town? What d'ya say jive turkey?"

Reroll

Rerollrollre

FUCKING RETARDS STILL ROLLING

Is it true that black pussy purple

You guys realize that Tinder can't send dick pics, right?

...

Hey baby, FYI I'm snapping my radish to harambe nudes as we chat

...

No, you look like an beautiful an healty human being.

Yeah, one with big ole dick sucking lips...why don't you give me a peek at your other lips

roll

I want you to be a slave to my white cock. I want to chain you up and fuck you in your native cotton fields

No it's because they're mostly black, but I love them for that little bit of white.

Rolll

Why do you like penguins? Do you also like fisting?

THIS

roll

Reroll

reroll

ZOOBOO!

The only good nigger is a dead nigger

Then send a pic of your pubes but not your dick

Topic change: you ever jam your finger in your belly button, give it a twirl and sniff? What's yours smell like, mine smells like nigger!

Rollio Benvolio

ROLL

Rollin' rollin' rollin' rawhide

roll?

Let's cut this shit out, how much would I have to pay you to get you to suck me off with those big lips of yours?

reroll

Rolllllllllllll

Roll.

AND IIIIIIIIIII Holy SHIT!

reroll.

Not that it matters since he ignored the Quads.

No hate, but do you squirt?

Roll

Take the compliment you fucking nigger

WINRAR

Please sir?

DELIVER MOTHERFUCKER!!

Rawl

Not tryna harsh your meat flaps, but can I pop a drain in your beef glands?

Won

Maybe if you weren't such a fucking nigger I'd breed you. Cunt.

rollling

I'm trying to get my foreskin re-attached cuz i havent candy flipped this hard since i got adult circumcised.

Roll for this but add "you fucking nigger" to the end of it.

underrated

top zozzle

Go to thaipusam with me

Do you know what cho-mo stands for? I keep getting angry letters accusing me of being a cho-mo.

HAHAHA INCREDULOUS JOKE! LAUGHS HEARTILY

I find it amazing how far the human anus can stretch!

Roll

Im honestly just throwing different ideas at O.P. till i get.

Kinda...

But kind of like a penguin in a fat suit.

A cute one! :D

Why haven't we fucked yet?

Dick.

Lol. Like O.P. isnt some gender fluid cuck who is going to deliver.

99 here. Just use the one below my dubs post seeing as i wasted this turn.

penguins are tight where it counts

#cuck

winrar

Winrar.

this guy knows whats up. Hes been here before

Can I stick my icy penguin member into your monkey jungle box?

i laughed way too much

ROLL

Jesus why do you want to be with some sheboon

ROLLL

reroll

Rolling

Re rolling

Alright let's cut the chatter I made you laugh. I'm horny and I want to fuck where can I pick you up beautiful.

All I'm saying is, I could make you into a penguin, but that would require your help.

re roll. Time for dubs

RE ROLL

rolling for this

WINRAR

re roll

Come on dubs already

Re-roll

rolling in the deep

OP REFUSES TO DELIVER

HE IS A CUNTISH NIGGER FAGGOT

THE POWER OF KEK CONDEMNS YOU!

This

Follow-up:

Looking at you, looking like your chimp vag hasn't been touched even once.

OP is a huge fucking faggot

lmao. re roll

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLL

THIS

OP won't deliver, but roll nigga

This

7ZIP

OP TIME TO DELIVER

What's the powerhouse of the cell?

Mitochondria you nigger

The fuck kind of name is nadira

noobs, dubs get ez

...

Are you eric garner? Because you're about to be choking on my dick

#blacklivesmatter #ripharambe #nukedetroit

a nigger name

lol

Oh look, I found a picture of OP.