REKT THREAD

Gets knocked out and then jacked off. Lemme try.

TOPKEK

That's what you call a "nigger knockout then rub his cock out"

Why are spooks so god damned retarded?!

Not what you might expect

newfag - nobody reads that much here. just post some ass...

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Unless it's greentext and not full of faggotry.

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Hi Tacofag, welcome back

Faggot.

This is b/ so my expectations are all over the place user. I might learn their is a new race of people on Earth in the next 10 mins.

Moar tacos.

You might also learn how to speak English properly---> There* fag

I SEE THE FAGGOTRY OF COMMENTING WITHOUT POSTING REKT VIDS OR PICS, CONTINUES. ENJOY SOME SHITTY TACOS FOR MY TROUBLE.

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TOPKEK

Thanks b0ss

two skills rekt threads have taught me:
1) to be super vigilant around niggers and roads
2) to be able to instantly switch my mind off when I see something fucking abhorrent

thanks b

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Amen brotha! When I drive (which is rare these days as I live in new york city) I expect to run over a mother and child or get crashed into by a dumbass on a scooter.

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well thanks a lot im seizing now

Shit that hurts

a Cred Forumstard trying suicide

i bet you are these guys.
Have the rekt of Cred Forums

You fucking monster

story?

Getting beat up like that by the whole prison population, he was either a snitch or a gay LOL

now thats what i call a drive through

'well, shit...'

??? So you're saying flashing bright lights don't hurt your eyes

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YOU WANT A MOTHERFUCKING STORY BRO, GO TO THE FUCKING LIBRARY, THEY HAVE THESE THINGS CALLED B O O K S. YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT, SNOWFLAKE.

Robbed liquor store, went to prison. Now gets raped and beat up on the reg.

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"Asian Drivers"

TOPKEK

Is that CIA?

see in america we have guns to do this

Fucking god damned asian drivers man.

LOOK HERE YOU LIMPDICK MAGGOT, I MADE IT EXPLICITLY CLEAR WHICH STORY I WAS INTERESTED IN HEARING BY REPLYING TO user'S POST WITH THE WORD "STORY" FOLLOWED BY A QUESTION MARK. THEREFORE, IT STANDS TO REASON THAT I DO NOT WANT TO READ YOUR DIRTY HIPPY BOOKS, PRINCESS

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To get this kind of mistreatment by the guards and every other convict could only mean that he either a rapist a pedophile or a fag,

that is a strong fan

why Finland > Sweden

I love how she puts her hands on her hips at the end and is like, "You gotta be fucking kidding me."

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That's REKT in the B U M.

Atleast they love each other and they interracial so it makes it more special for us the audience!

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Fuck that. As a gun owner, If I was to commit suicide, it wouldn't be with a gun. I'm not gonna fuck up someone else's gun rights by giving some fucking statistic hunting gun grabber another number to cling to.

I'm fairly decent with pharmaceuticals. I wouldn't feel anything on the way out. Less mess, fam gets about a mil something in life insurance... win win for everyone.

some voodoo nigger witch doctor type of bullshit. apparently if you make blood go to the dick you prevent it from going to the brain

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHO IS SHE?!!!!????

She looks like her so much

hah what?!

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was that a skype lol

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Well jerk me off and call me batman.

One thing niggers still understand: the lash

Whoo that was a good one.

i 2 own guns and i wouldnt care cause im fucking dead

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KEK

what a fucking tryhard slut, why the fuck does she care? pathetic walmart wageslave and shes looking for trouble? id knee that fucking whore in the teeth

lmao he rekt those lil googles lol

TOPKEK

Fake? Source?

Former Correctional Officer here.

Shit Tier offenses in no particular order.
Snitch
Pedophile
Rapist
Abused the Elderly
Abused kids
Betraying a gang or group, racial affiliation, etc

Certain things CO's turn and let happen...
Any time a pedo gets raped, even in PC they can be accessed by other inmates at times, during movements.
Sometimes CO's will let drug trading happen, contraband in general... keeps the inmates docile as long as weapons and shit is kept to a min.

You'd figure that they have insurance to cover nigger-thievery...so why bother.

GET. ON. MY. LEVEL. FAGGOT.

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When you steal a nigger trying to steal from you

Obviously you're a fucking Somali nigger because you cant fucking take a goddamn second to read the filename and realize its in fucking Finland you nigger.

AHAHAHAAH

nigger detected, watch yo asses

Ashes ashes

No idea mate. Doesn't look fake though...aircraft do tend to crash at airshows.

I think its some guy having a seizure or maybe there is an earthquake and someone added in a fan

yeah like id say tipical supermarket worker with plans of working there for 50 years. hate these people

I may not care much about me. But I do care about others... no one else deserves bullshit because I didn't care enough to wanna stay in this world.

plus, I want my kids to get my guns. Suicide weapons are destroyed.

That dude is having one hell of a fight with his inner deamons

Hell we just had a U2 spy plane crash after takeoff today in my state

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KEK

Holy shit, sauce?

Fuq... post it, it'll be perfect here in this rekt thread kek

real, don't have the link handy and I'm too fucking Norco'd out to care to search it up. But trust me, it's legit.

All those threads about nigger supremacy, and I've never seen whites do this.

Niggas gonna nig

if this happened to me i would honestly beat the shit out it with my board

Its the common nigger-massage

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whats this retarded shit?

probably a child molester

Email this to hillary.

Because it is

Afromane punches bitch falcon style

looks like those poor refugees weigh the half of her. dying from hunger and she kicks their asses. fuck her

you fucked up, motorcycle man

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GUYS IT'S ME AGAIN. IT'S HER!!!!!!!!'nn LOOKED AGAIN ON GOOGLE SEARCHED HER NAME WITH "PORN" AND IT'S FUCKING HER!!!!! IT'S HERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

at least he looked cool as he died

Who is that chick. Need to see her fucked now

FUCK I HAVE EPILEPSY YOU BITCH

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME, FAGGOTS.

What 90% of the black community missed in the last decade, a good ass whoopin

savage

Time to face Mecca and pray

>I'm trying to laugh at other people getting proper rekt kek
such edgelord

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

Damn. That guard took those shots like a champ

>>sees shitty tacos
>>scrolls dow-
MOTHER FUCK IS THAT MUSTARD

Test

That was nice.

nah look in lower left corner.
another wipeout independent of motorcycle man

one dead pilot

FAGGOTTTTT

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Fuck off copy and paste wanker.

YOU SICK FUCK!

was Michael J. Fox filming this?

Source, worth watching.
youtube.com/watch?v=Xvj4Ud-RKrM

Kek guess they didn't want to wait for the valet.

Thanasi? Is that you?

Well and truly rekt.

fake as fuck

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Wtf, fake?

damn.

russia 1 - usa 0

I hope you die! I wanted to watch that little fucking waste of space die horribly!

Nope. totally real. I was there.

I was the beam.

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

daerht TKER

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Over 20 bad intention shots to the scrote is pleasurable how?? Fuck! This dudes fetish is a mugging to everyone else! She straight beat the dog snot outta that yambag!

wtf is even going on there

Wtf, help

It needed a Red Bull

Who is she?

cant stop watching

The sexy girl in Rectify (nobody knows rectify but me)

HOW ABOUT TWO?

Tried watching. It's weird.

if this is the recent U2 spy plane crash just north of Sacramento, the dude is panning up and down to film the falling plane and to capture the two pilots who ejected (one died I think due to hitting debris during ejection?)

clearly a defenseless nigg was devoured by the insatiable car demons

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Fucking mudshits dont even understand how power cables work ... jesus

moar of this, rekt: prison edition

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TOPKEK

Knockout blow!

It becomes very good at the first episode of the second season

hahaha top kek

Yeah but what's her name

almost sounds like top-gun.

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Notmyresponsibility.jpg

Why stoves should be bolted to the wall -- people open the oven door, then trip onto it, dumping boiling pots on top burners onto themselves.

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well faggot ,its clear that the wheel stuck in the chain link. the dog did nothing ,but id bet you would have a stroke and die trying to look cool just like him.

edgy fucking loser...who even skateboards?

Abigail Spencer

>mudshits

kek that's not the only thing they don't understand: taxes, purpose of education, benefits of education (because you have to have one to know the benefits), credit cards, good credit, showers, not going to prison, and the list goes on.

fire pits are safest

Lol dont fucking steal nigger

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I just wanna see this bitch in some real pron

youtube.com/watch?v=blGNsJl7Ku8
foiled your faggy attempt at suspense trolling

>Being a refugee sympathizer
Even we don't fucking care about those subhumans up here in Canada

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Jesus, man. We're (humans) pretty fucked up.
Justifies the laughs I get when a matador gets impale-a-rino'd through his bitch ass swallower.

great star wars show though

Lmaaaaaaaaaaaao

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Knew it was a troll when the lady was white. Sorry.

Everyone just drives away like NOPE, fucking top kek

Fucking subhuman Googles
He looks like a skype lelmao

Awhhhh yeah! Topkek right there, son!

this always makes me happy. I guess I'm a sucker for justice.

awesome

Haha looks like bad ragdoll physics

What was the smear his face left?

Odd question. Can jet feul melt you?

Ha! me too, mate, me too.

not so healthy now eh? ;)

>tipical

Definitely one of the nigs she took down in that video. Either that or you're too stupid to work at a supermarket and you're mad about it.

No.

only planned, controlled demolition can.

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you fuckers are all refugees descendants. ask your natives about refugees. rethinking with those facts, you might be right. better fuck those refugees

She'd shove that knee in your ass

That song had a hell of a hook.
He must come from the Ike Turner school of rock.
He must have read the theory of confrontational performance.
He got some pimp fuckin fashion style too.
This guy is my hero.

Wat

Crankin out the hits.

HAHAAHAHA THEY'RE LIKE FUCKING LEMMINGS

Typical nigger over reaction. She bought into the whole "black lives matter" sales pitch which was an awful bunch of lies.

Just a normal interracial couple.

That had to hurt. Probably broke her tailbone. Either way, I'd smash her stupid ass.

>knee that fucking whore in the teeth
says the internet tough guy faggot nigger, just like they all do...

hero....fucking up niggers on the front line.

Thats shitty
feelsbadman.webm

Girl had some nice Tits, he probably could have hit that if she wasn't such a bitch.

>Every European settler is a refugee

Nah, they didn't look for handouts or someone else to do the work, they did it themselves. They built this country. Refugees should build their own country elsewhere.

>Dancing with nigger
>Must be BLM supporter

You jew bastard, shut up

youtube.com/watch?v=cOxfWaKc0XU

Top Keks, this was literally the most suspensful thing my little fucking brain could handle. Had me on edge till the LAST FUCKING second. Fuck you haha that was horrible, and romantic, and beautiful.

I'd smash a skateboard over the head of any cunt that kept a dog in a cage like that.

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yep, like I want a bunch of those idiots living in my neighborhood. I guess at times it would be like having a benny hill crew to watch.

Kek'd hardly

Why build when you can take?

Fucking samefagging

that is not worth risking your life over.

that being said, when that first google shrugs and walks off I kek'd

good ending, really was expecting it to be set on fire or chucked off a building

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Tail wagging till the end.

KEK seriously

THIS THREAD JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE. GOOD JOB, FAGGOS.

fucking savage

but they cant even take... look at all the money they put into Africa... into the middle east...
they cant up keep whats given to them... no hope.

The ol stay woke & stroke

I don't even know were to begin. Nigger nigger nigger nigger, nigger. Nigger, nigger niggered nigger niggerious nigger; nig nig nigger nigger. Nigger nigger, nig, nigger, negro, niglet, niggerfaggot, nigger nigger niggerplymouth.

>this is what liberals believe

Fuck you guys are stupid. Doublethink much?

they built after taking all the ressources away. mostly the people going there were the scum that did not make it in europe.

>MFW reminds of the time some beaners tried to jump my cousin
>3v1 and my 6'5 ass jumps in
>Beaners tried to rob him infront of my house
>Takes punches like a champ too
>Broke one guys ribs
>Other one shattered his knee
>Last one can't raise his arm beyond his chest like John Mccain
>MFW They tried coming over to my house
>Open carry my way out my door
>One their older guys comes over and apologizes says it was uncalled for that they assaulted my cousin
>Only thing he asks for is 300$ for one the guys hospital bills and they'll "squash it"
>Whatever I don't ever wanna see you guys around my place again
>MFW they've invited me to their parties
>Thinking they'd try to ambush me I always CCW to all their gatherings

Fucker

Nigga gotta go, got no license, no insurance, hell this car aint even mine

BLDM

i know this is Cred Forums but man this is too much, get this SHIT off the site man. TOO FAR!

of course you completely miss the point

BLDM kek

Why steal a bike if you can't ride it?

Usually it starts with this

That's it

I don't even know [...]

Just so you know how to b8 next time moron

The bike acts like it knows it doesn't belong to the niglet

>the wind pressure buckles the car roof
intense

>l
i'll watch a lot of shit and not even budge, but this brings me to tears. wtf nigger

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GOD DAAA< IT OOPPPPP

this is good. this is very, very good.

top kek

Training mission, you dolt. And the Russians aren't our enemies. The enemies are in our own government and the EU.

WTF why would you shoot a dog if it was attacking you?

Why would a cop shoot a nigga if it was attacking him?

What the fuck is wrong with all these people?

I HAVE YET TO BEGIN TO DEFILE THIS THREAD.

>hell this car aint even mine

Oh my God, it's Jason Bourne!

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KEKORAMA

holy fucking newfag, how old are you, 9?

this shit happened a few years ago faggot, keep up

tsrb fags get out

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russians hacked every computer in usa. easy as fuck they can let those spy planes fall from the skies. russia is no enemy of usa? maybe trump is not. usa financing ukraine opposition left lots of hard feelings in russia.

well, this is actually in Denmark, not Sweden or Finland ...

the cat escaped.

You fuckin fucks make me sick. The moral of the story is the thief got fucked up for being a thief and now he will face real consequences. Hopefully they send him back to his shithole

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sauce

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Cuck detected.

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that doesn't look like a police uniform. So who is he and why did he come to their door armed like that?

poor doggy still wagging his tail all the way to the end.

Seems like a hot day, probably sweat.

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>petty larceny of food
>theft
choose one

Free hat!!!!!

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1389146047
Theres the full vid for yall

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youtube.com/watch?v=ijvKBPJJh7Q

Bouncy.

Ayyy
Anyone have the rest of those?

the hell it is
-K-Market Pasila, Helsinki, Finland
-the girl is a local hero, the nignogs fear her

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>b has taught me to be able to instantly switch my mind off when I see something fucking abhorrent
this is actually so true and is a pretty useful skill to have frankly

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>And on that day John knew he'd have to find someplace else to run his methlab

HERE FAGGO, SOME GAWD DAMN SAUCE. YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?

hope he dad we need to weed out the stupid ones from the gene pool

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HOLY KEK my fkn sides!!!

/r9k/ meetup

I mean, judging by that house, he had a pretty good hustle goin on

I dont have salsa but I do know that it was from an airshow a few years ago in some Eastern European country possibly like Sweden or somewhere of that nature. Anyways yes very real and alot of people died and more were injured. Luckily it barely missed the ENTIRE grandstand.

a bit, I wanted to see the grotesque whale being sucked like a blob of bacon

God damn TOPKEK

I'm glad someone finds that one funny too, cuz I cannot watch it without cracking up

Why did the dog attack the UPS guy?

Eh. its like the wife and kids that burnt up in the fire, he can buy more...

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>brown hair -> muslim
>scandinavian girl
you choose

>Face of a broken man

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That's MY job bitch!

Man...too fucking funny. Watched it like 7 times in a row and I'm still cracking up!

Here's a classic

"parents"

Pretty hard to tell without context but... meh, not sure why fags are getting angry over this one.

Fuck

Sheeeeiiiitttt

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BEST I CAN DO BROHAN.

BUT WAIT

I wasn't aware rekt could be a lifelong event... X_x

oh man, she will die of cancer

HOLY KEK, you are god damned right!!!! KEKof the TOP variety!

I have a dolphin being sucked...

Kek ;)

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Now you know, faggot.

Well actually not, it is finland. Regards a finnish person

fucking kekd

You obviously know very little about aerospace, and the situation in Ukraine has a lot more political players from EU and Middle East (Saudis don't like Russki getting into European oil market)...KGAM.

thats so sad.

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>Ian uses hoppes in an unventilated room

How'd I know that was gonna happen

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>MFW I was there too
>Broke the guys front back and broke another rib
>MFW I took all of them while OP cowered on the floor

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Hate seeing animals get hurt but you have to control them.

You're the one OK with a shit skin walking in and taking what he wants and I'm the cuck... Right

health at every size

I've been looking for this for so long! Cheers user.

>in finland
>fed 3 times a day

that shit would hurt kek