ITT: I help you fags out

>will think about it

Cheers. Wherever you land sounds like it would be an improvement. Good luck to ya, lad.

What's the easiest way to get over someone?

Hey, man, if you're under 30 you've got time to play the field. Don't let your happiness be defined by anyone else.

>the filenames

Throw yourself into something else, hobby, another girl, self improvement. The important thing is to not stay locked in your own head.

Gotta start hitting the gym then

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I'll give it a try op.

Stay open pal, things will get better.

I want to go to college but I'm a 28 year old high school drop out. How does that shit work?

Left or right

Look for a community/small college that has GED classes and ask to take them, usually they are free or very little money. Once you get it they will ask you to join their school, I never did, but it's an option, I ended up going to a cheaper community college near me.

Also on another note, a lot of degrees are shit and not worth the paper they are printed on. Make sure you look into the field and how it's growing before you dedicate all that time and money into something that will never make you more money

I'm not too much overweight, only a few pounds for my height/age, but I got this goblin ass body going on where I got lean arms and a gut with almost-mantits.
I've been wanting to lose weight/gain muscle, but I'm always either terrible with the willpower needed to actually do it, or I simply forget. What've you got for me?

Depends on what you're going to school for and how much time you have sunk into it.
Most of college is about networking. The actual knowledge you learn is incidental.

Aight then

>friend and I form a band with cool drummer dude, we play at his place
>band practice is hella fun even though we don't have a bass player
>cool dude finally scored a bass player yesterday
>friend hates him because "he has shit hobbies judging from his facebook profile and we won't be able to talk about porn during practice anymore"
>nigga stopped responding to everybody's messages yesterday
>all he did was text me a very dramatic "Is this the beginning of the end?" like wtf nigger it's a band not a book club get over it

I'm seriously thinking about going to practice without him. The only thing that keeps me from doing so is that he might be pissed at me.
But it would be kind of a bullshit reason, so on the other hand I kinda don't give a cunt suck
Do I tell drummer dude to not cancel and we'll just do it without friendo? What do you think, Mr best advice?

Dub Dubs checked.
Work it into your routine, either in morning or before bed. Start small and stay with it a few weeks. Once it's locked into the routine it'll feel strange not to do it.
Good luck!

Tell him you're going to stick with it, but you understand if he wants to move on. Let him know that there will always (probably) be a place for him if he wants to come back, but you want to see where the thing goes.
Gotta get that experience. He should understand.

Left. Always.

Yeah, thought so.
Thanks dude, I thought I was being a little selfish and inconsiderate of his feelings, like we can all be on accident.
In your honor, "My own life is shit but I give the best advice" shall be a line in one of our awful songs that no one will listen to except for a few select friends.
Keep on keeping on.

How do we make Cred Forums not as shit again?

Also, thanks for making an original, genuinely useful thread that actually has a reason to exist other than some faggot wanted to be a faggot.

Haha thanks boyo. Go do great stuff.

How do I fuck my friends wife she already sent me pics

What's your band name? If you have anything online, I might check it out. Look for that lyric.

Help me, I am OP here:

Stop contributing to shitty threads. Sage it, report it, spam it with 404 worthy shit or shit that'll make posters abandon bread.
Otherwise we gotta wait it out. Let our patience be the determination.

Tell me something new. I've heard a million times that there's someone for everyone out there but it just seems impossible to me. I'm desperately into /gfd/ which is super uncommon as far as I know and I wouldn't really be happy if I just settled for a girl who's not into that or role reversal. I would be willing to give online stuff a shot but finding a girl online is just xd. Idk what to think or do or feel halp.

your life shit? Shut it alllll down and start over.

>Hey, man, if you're under 30 you've got time to play the field.

He said it himself.

>>ITT: I help you fags out
>My own life is shit, but I give the best advice ever. Try me, Cred Forums.
I met a guy last year in college. We talked and i developed a crush on him but i didnt feel any interest from him other than friends. He left uni this year for 2 yr military service. We still text vy phone occasionally. I had his friends come up to me and tell me he talked about me a lot and he told them to talk to me sometime which surprised me since i never noticed anything from him. Again i probably wont see him for two years. Ive never actually had a crush or feeling for a person before . Should i just give up?

Should I get a savege arms .22lr for plinking or a pistol so wife doesn't come back with a nigger kid?

Talk about it. Make sure it'll be discreet. Be willing to lose a friend if shit goes sideways.

I am violently fucking high, but I just want to tell you I almost gathered energy to make cofee after seeing that op post with a guy drinking coffee. Just almost; sadly. Still stuck here. Thanks!

Best friend is in an abusive relationship, and he's too much of a cuck to leave it even after being beaten and cheated on, how do i get his ass out of it. My only current plan is to bust his dumb bitch with cocaine or some shit since she's into that. But wouldn't even know how to get that done either, me and her aren't even on a talking basis and he isn't "allowed" to talk to me most of the time.

Ya I am for those tits

Fetlife might be a place to start? Try to find local folks online that share your kink. Be upfront about it. Don't give up.

We only began a month ago so we have no name or material online yet.
You'll just have to live knowing that some band somewhere is probably playing a song with lyrics you unintentionally wrote, which is still pretty cool

I suppose just for shits and giggles,

I'm a sociopath and feel very few emotions. Things like empathy are alien to me and I do not fully understand them.
That said, I simulate average day-to-day emotions and interactions to better blend in with everyone so they think I'm normal. This was beneficial to me for a while, but now under new circumstances, I need to stop pretending and be myself now to get a lot of work done.
The problem is that casting aside my facade will be a bit of a shock to some people.

For the sake of easy living, should I pass each day pretending to be something I'm not, or should I take the harder yet more rewarding route and be my uncaring, unfeeling self publicly?

Too late for that. All I got is life experience and the many lessons I've learned along the way.

Oh, I'm not op, you can tell because I didn't use some frame of a movie with a hilarious filename.

Gotta talk to him about it. He can't read your mind, and it's not worth missing out on something possibly great because you didn't take a chance.

I dunno what any of that means, so no.

Enjoy having a fairy tale relationship and look down on others that couldn't make their relationship work. Worked in the 60's and the only reason my grandad stayed with my nanna. That and the fact he was tight as fuck and didn't want to give her half his shit wich backfired big time on him coz now she has all his shit.
In short I don't think you really love her mate, otherwise you wouldn't care.

No probs. It's good to have goals!

Fuck it! You're fucking right I shouldn't beat around the bush with none of that especially when it's something I'm so deeply into. I'll check out FetLife and see what's up on there. Thank !

Become a trucker. Rape and kill hoes.

Im worried though. What if he doesnt actually jave interest in me and just thinks of me as like some cool girl he met? I dont want to make things awkward but on the other hand he plagues my mind

People won't admit they're in a toxic relationship because it means they're a failure/unloved/not good enough to be loved. That feeling feeds into the abuse/enables it. All you can really do is talk to him, voice your concern (maybe also to his parents or siblings, advice comes better with blood). Another option is cops, but that's temporary.
People are only capable of change when they want to be.
Best of luck to your friend.

GHNNGNNNGGNNNNNGHNGNHNGHNHNHGNHNGHGNHNGHNHGNHGNHNHGNHGNHGNHNGNH OHYEAH DADDY.

Any experience on how to deal with night terrors? I'm an alcoholic and smoke weed but that's about it, however without those I feel I would lose it very quickly.

I just want a good nights rest without waking up in dry sweats and panic every 3 hours.

>Throw yourself into something else, hobby, another girl, self improvement
1st user gave good advice I just want to add to his list.
Have you considered a bus?

that's bad advice you faggot. Your surroundings don't change shit, you have to face and deal with the underlying problems that make you feel like shit.

Or stay fat and ugly, that's what I did.
Only regretted it once or twice a day, it's not too bad user.

I have the best opportunity right now, of being happy, getting a gf. But i'm afraid, afraid of the rejection and the sadness that comes with it, i'm afraid on fucking everything up. Should i give her a try or no?

First of all (not to be a dick) but meds might help.
Second, you shouldn't hide who you are. As long as you're not abusive or outright manipulative, go out there and be you. I would suggest easing into "real you" over a period of time to not "shock" anyone too terribly. You'll find people that accept you for you, maybe a different caliber of person, but you'll not be lonely (not that that matters).
Good luck re-acclimating!

CHILD OF GUILT
BORN OF SIN;

DELIVER US FROM EVIL
DELIVER US FROM EVIL
DELIVER US FROM EVIL

THE WRICKED WRETCHES

THE POOR GETS POORER

THE HANDS OF GUILT

LEAVE THE LAMBS TO SLAUGHTER

BOW TO YOUR EMPTY GOD
BOW TO YOUR EMPTY GOD

I have a girlfriend of 2 years. I don't really love her anymore but sometimes it's quite nice with her. deep iniside I know that I don't want forever. But she thinks we are gonna move together in a year. How do I leave her without causing too much damage. Also I get along with her familiy pretty good and her parents really like me.

Where you from user?

Your advice is on point OP. Maybe you can help me?

Age 24: Going to school and have a city job. Everything seems so pointless sometimes. I'm scared that all this work I am doing is going to lead to nothing. I've winged most of my education but finally started trying; I feel like it's too late though.
Furthermore, I've never had a girlfriend because I'm just socially retarded. Get invited out all the time, usually bullshit an excuse. Have gotten laid with alcohol though... What should I do? Why am I so scared of the ducking future? Thanks man

>He's right you know

Super nervous because I told my neighbor who owns a automotive shop that I can help sell his used car parts on criegslist when in reality I've never sold a thing there before. What do I do mr advice?

*fucking

If he's not interested, the world won't end. But your mind won't be plagued and eventually he might come around now that the idea is out there. Things will change between you, don't make it awkward and things will be fine. Be casual. Be light. Every guy likes to know chick's dig them. If he's deployed, that could be a bit of sunshine for the old bruv.

how do I overcome my social incapability and become an alpha male?

Not op. But selling on Craigslist is easy man. Just put the item up and either put your phone # or his. Quite simple.

Dry meds. Had pretty bad anxiety once, stress dreams, night sweats, the whole deal. Got on some anti anxiety meds, now I sleep like a baby.

It's the amount I should charge that's getting me the most I think. What's too low? What's too high?

Check'd
Also thanks op. This helps me more than i can express in words

Your surroundings play a large part in your state of mind. If you're surrounded by bullshit people and a bullshit prospective life, look to remove yourself.
Or you could keep fighting that windmill, whatevs.

C'mon OP

eBay for prices. Example: headlights. If a new headlight is 100 bucks. I would say if the part is working fine, 50 to 60 bucks seems reasonable since it's used. Or use Craigslist for prices as well. Lots of people part out.

Give her a try. Don't fear rejection, everyone gets rejected at some point. Don't let the fear of it deter you from pursuing happiness.

I appreciate the suggested help, but I don't do well with pills (alcoholic). I know the obvious is to stop drinking but it's not quite in the game plan at the moment. As you may well know, booze is great for letting the mind relax for a bit and at this point that's all I could use.

I was just wondering if there is a certain mentality to it where there is not to be scared shitless of falling asleep.

Gotta tell her. It's already too late for there to be no bruising,so better sooner or later. It's not impossible to remain friends, so if there's platonic feelings there then give that a try.

I'll do just that. Thanks user, you might've saved me from total embarrassment

Not OP, but if you have to ask that question, you already know the answer.

Don't be like everyone else on this site and blow a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Hear me, Gods of Cred Forums. On this day, OP has been declared and known to be NOT a faggot. Good on you, OP.

someone answer me
op heeey

Np dude. Good luck!

Drugs? All of 'em.

The future is scary, but we're headed there regardless. Keep trying, the world will keep progressing, you'll get better overtime. You need to build up your life experiences before you'll feel comfortable and confident with who you are, what you're doing, where you're ultimately going.

Tell the truth, but let him know you're still interested in trying. He might still give you a shot. Good luck!

hey op, kind of a tricky question for ya. i often feel as though I dont hang out with my friends enough, but when I do hang out with them, I just wanna go back to being alone. how do i break this oh-so vicious cycle? also neat thread ya got here.

Thanks op for the words of wisdom! Hope your life turns for the better man. I feel like you know the answer. Bye!

should i go back to college?

op is a faggot

You just gotta do it. Try and be more present in the moment. Stop thinking about what you could be doing and just enjoy the time you're spending with your buds.

holy shit op you weren't lying about giving good advice. I always tend to be thinking of what I could be doing rather than just living in the now. thanks for being dope

Gotta get some work done folks. If threads still going I'll hop back in, if not I might try another one again later.
Be well, ye fucking cunts.

Yea but you keep targeting the wrong threads mang.
Just got one of you in my footfag thread.
Yes, I understand feet are not for everyone but it's a pretty common fetish and there is plenty of room to accommodate it. Why can't you target CP in the box, lolli, trap, your mother will die, YLYL, FB fap and 10/10 that never are threads? And ffs leave the rekt threads alone, the chan was founded on rekt and gore, it's almost as much Cred Forums history as anaime (which I hate but I leave alone)

fuck off foot fag

Ever considered your friend is into femdom and is currently having the time of his life?

Sorry but I'm gonna stay, took a week off work and I have nothing better to do.
So either have a beer with me or "no u"

OP here, I'm back. Got some free time if anyone else needs advice!

>Having friends come over Saturday
>Both are 16
>I am 20
>Have been flirting with one of them on and off for a couple years
>She recently entered an 'open relationship' (he's a lot more invested than her)
>Hints have been made that it's possible for me to try something this weekend
>Boyfriend salty about hints
>No longer sure if they are hints or not anymore
>What about other friend? What about super invested boyfriend? 16 and 20 is legal here as long as I'm not family or in a position of authority but frowned upon

>Wat do?

I have a shit/stressful job but it's the only thing I know since it's the only thing I've done since leaving school. I've done it many years at many different places. Should I branch out or just grin and bear the familiar?

I lost a ton of weight over the past year or so, but I can't get over the fat kid mentality. I've even started working out with great results, but I feel like I'm holding myself back socially and emotionally. How do I move on?

Why are you friends with 16 year olds as a 20 year old? How emotionally underdeveloped are you?

>Online dating.
>Get GF.
>??????
>Profit.

I do a lot of youth theatre

Is Hell on Wheels a good show? You seem to be a fan.

18 years old, just graduated high school, never had a girlfriend, no job, smoking weed almost daily, sleeping late at night, struggling to make it to class, but only have class 3 days. What do first?

If it's legal, and she seems down, go for it. The other guy will be butthurt, but at you kids age you gotta go for it. Live life to its fullest.
Dunno about the other friend. If they're cool, I doubt they'll mind. Plus it'll give the girl someone to talk possible involvement with you about at the end of the night. So be cool and charming to her friend, you gotta wil them over before you have a chance with her.

How do I get a job that pertains to the network and information security degree im working towards with barely any experience with computers and a herniated disc that keeps me from bending over/lifting any heavy objects and severe depression and severe anxiety that keep me from being able to interact with people?

How is that a valid response? Why are you doing theater with children? If you act with them why do you start friendships with children outside of the theater? Do girls your age think your lame and 16 year olds are the best you can do?

See if it's possible to go part time while pursuing some vocational training, or stay full time and look for something that will satisfy you professionally. When the opportunity arises, jump on it.

It'll take time. You'll always probably have that chip on your shoulder. You need to get into a body positive frame of mind, that'll help with your confidence.

Dude it's a 4 year age gap?
I wouldn't be supprised if your parents have a 4 year age gap.
You sound about 12.
I don't want to associate with you any more because I'm 26 and it would be uncool to be seen talking to you. Please leave.

Thanks, Advice-Man!

Have I offended you somehow, friend? I work for a theatre company that runs a 14-25 program. I make friends with people of all ages in there, it's just this particular gathering is two 16 year olds. Settle down, chum.

Hell on Wheels? Never seen it. Most of these are from Boardwalk Empire and Deadwood.

No shit? Guess I'm just retarded.

Or just really tired since its 5 AM and I haven't slept lol.

what are your qualifications

What should I do with my life to get rich?
I've lived a comfortably middle-class life growing up, but I want to die rich, and really rich at that.
How to reach goals?
Also, kinda want to be an actor.

Prioritize. What's important, and what can go by the wayside. Correct your sleep habit, don't blaze so much; you're a young man and you have plenty of time to be wild. But you gotta figure out what's important to you right now.

He's clearly a 4 chin lvl neck beard. More than qualified fo give you fags advice.

I can answer the actor bit, being one myself. Do you want film, TV or theatre?

I was in this same situation for a long time before I realized how fortunate I actually am. As far as love goes the least you should swing for its someone you can trust that makes you feel special. If you really love her like you say and she reciprocates then you're a very lucky guy. If that's not what you're looking for then bounce and find that

Network. Keep in contact with classmates, professors, anyone that can open a door. Try some meds for anxiety/depression/pain. Don't be afraid to slog in entry level positions or positions barely associated with your degree. Stay positive, stay at it.

Preferably film, but I've heard theater actors are better, maybe do that and then switch over? Is that possible? Is the assumption true?

Life experience. I learn from my mistakes, and have an empathetic mind. Otherwise no degrees. Self taught artist, and that's all.

Take money out of the equation. If you want to be an actor, be an actor, and work to be the best goddamn actor you can be. Not because "money", but because what you do fulfills you.

Okay, firstly: don't go into this expecting to be 'discovered'. Big error.
Your best bet is to find a talent agency or agent, and get them to help find you extras work for TV and films. Theatre though, you have to look at audition websites for your local area. If you live in a larger city, great! If not, prepare to move around a lot.

Theatre actors are generally better at larger expression, as subtler facial movements and whispering aren't great on stage, whereas film stars start off as the opposite, and the skills eventually intertwine.

As for 'switching over', you can easily do both for a while until you start getting bigger roles, but until you have an established 'showreel' of extras work, theatre performances and/or commercials, you'll likely be working for free for a while. Unless you're actually super fucking good and get cast for a big movie or Broadway musical first try. That's unlikely though.

Good luck, have fun, etc.

Any more questions?

See.
Also see.
>4 chin lvl neck beard.
Called it!

Thanks for the sage advice Cred Forumsros, I think I'm going to do it, and hey, if I make money, cool, if not, cool.
No more questions.

my life is perfect except i need a job

persuade me or guide me to apply for jobs

I don't have a winky gif, so have this cheeky fucker.

Okay I got one.
Here's my problem. I've been riding my current bike for about three years, and recently it's been chewing up inner-tubes for my back tire. To fix it, I think I'd have to buy a new rim and tire, which can be a hefty investment on its own.

HOWEVER:
I could buy pic related with the last of my birthday gift money and just ride a new bike.

So, should I go with the cheaper option for the lower quality, yet trusty steed, or the more expensive yet new?

Hi,
I'm in the industry and in-charge of casting.
I'm currently working on a sitcom/romcom that has been given the go ahead for a pilot episode.
We are based in New York.
The screen play requires a socially awkward character that portrays anxiety.
If this is something you would be interested in, please let me know?

What are you qualified for and what are you passionate about?

How do I get out of my comfort zone?

well I am on Cred Forums so I think I'd do gr8
what's the company you work for sir?
>inb4 casting couch

Me and my gf broke up and 1 month later i still love her and dream about her almost every night
Wat do

not OP but i was in the same boat a couple years back, give it a couple months and you'll be over her and meet someone else

Possibly buy the new one and keep the old for parts, or possibly fixing up/kitting out for future use.

Have friends who push you to try new things.
I'm not OP but I know how you're feeling.
Trust me, doing new things with a lot of friends is A LOT easier than trying new stuff on your own. It took me a long time to even try online dating, and that was only after countless Cred Forumsros told me to just go for it.

Forgot pic

Thanks, did this with an older bike too.

You just do it. What's your comfort zone entail?

Been in love with the same woman for four years now, we've been together off and on, but it's just empty sex, and she just doesn't feel the same way. I've tried moving on but it seems impossible. How can I find a way to try and at the very least reconcile this?

How to get laid?

It'll take time. Find something to distract you, maybe do a rebound or two. Also, listen to this guy.

Wow surprised it took this long for someone to ask.

Checked.
Also, cut her loose. Tell her you need something substantial, and you can't use her as a crutch anymore. Lose her number. Move on. Date around. Enjoy your single life. You'll find someone who feels the same eventually, so you might as well enjoy the ride until that time comes.

Talk to people whom you find attractive. Don't be too desperate. Be friendly and casual. Flirt, but don't be a total fuckboy. Alcohol helps.

How do control my penis? I cum every time I put it in the vagina. Even at second tries. The moment my penis enters the vagina, I cum instantly. It's the opposite with bj

Try masturbating longer. When you feel like you're going to cum, pull back. Practice that way. If you're using condoms, get thicker condoms; if not, start using condoms. When you're fucking, focus on your movements instead of your dick. Focus on your your technique instead of the sensation. It's a bit of dissociation, but I've found it helps.

Before I go into more detail, I feel I should let you know you may be asked to kiss a girl.
Brenda the mono-brow will be preforming this role during auditions but when we shoot this character will be portrayed by someone "more camera friendly" AKA 10/10 (yet to be cast)
Is this a role you would be comfortable preforming?
On the plus side, actually been uncomfortable with this could aid your performance.
This way we can really capture the "deer in headlights" expression on your face.

Hey OP I used to mess around with guys when I was younger, like 11 or 12 but I've never had any sexual feelings for men as a young adult. Is that normal or am I a total fag? (There was no serious foreplay or sex involved, just touching and dry humping)

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I'll try all that and come back with the results by tomorrow

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Not OP, but I got some for you.
Breathe deeper when having sex.
Focus on her.
Think of things you can be doing to make her feel better.
Jerk off before you show up/have sex.
If you're not wearing condoms drink a lot of water so you'll piss put that last bit of cum still in your dick before you start.
Wear thick condoms, many anons find it hard to cum with one on.

I'm falling in love with a girl I've never met, she's an amazing person, but lives very far from me.

WHAT DO, OP?

You might be a touch bi, but it's normal to experiment, even at a younger age. Maybe later in life it's something that'll interest you again, or maybe it won't. You could always get your gf/significant other to try a mfm 3some to test it out.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with it either way.

Company name please.

Long distance relationships are never a good idea. Find someone local, someone that can actually touch your wang

>Wear thick condoms
Which ones would you recommend?

What if I import her here kek

That might work, thanks for that sweet pepe. Have one of mine

Either pull the trigger and meet her/try long distance thing, or accept that it probably won't happen and move on to a girl that's more accessible.

Yeah, It's never interested me before. I think it was more because I was so isolated from women and had raging hormones at that time.

I freak out over the smallest of things, worry about money when I shouldn't. My life is great. I'm 25 with my own property with no mortgage, good job, a fiancée.

Any stress management advice?

Thanks Cred Forumsro saved it

I guess I'll speed this shit up and get us to meet.. thanks

This. Excellent advice

Hobbies. Something removed from the stress of your life. Keep it separate from your daily life as a way to decompress. I would suggest positive thinking or some such, but that's temporary and exhausting sometimes. Therapy could help, or even talking it out with your significant other or some buds over some suds.
Don't rule out medication. Worked wonders for me!

OK, I'll bite. Story Inc
>be me, 26
>be in relationship with very nice but very boring girl
>lose attraction
>ignore it because she's a great person
>doesn't work, still ignore
>meet new girl some weeks ago
>beautiful af, finally some attraction
>completely forgot how this feels
>dontwannacheat.ps
>still happens, she initiates cuddling and we go from there (no sex though, just groping, making out etc)
>tell gf immediately the next day
>we break up
Now this was yesterday. I feel ashamed of myself, alright. On the other hand I'm now planning, and I want to fuck that other girl. She feels guilty and, needlessly to say, didn't wanna see me yesterday. Seeing how she initiated, I feel like she would want later on. My plan as of now is to keep the contact low and wait to see what happens. Then try again in may be a week or two. Opinion? Advice?

My name is Sammy Stone and I work for and behalf of Ken Lazer Casting Company.
Auditions will be held this Saturday, September 24, in Brooklyn (exact time and location TBD).
Please google us if you are genuinely interested in auditioning and get in contact if you are able to attend.

just found out my dad has cancer and he has half a year, year tops to live, according to the doctors
i dont know how to deal with these feels

I'm about to turn 25 in November, and lately I've been having a crisis. I'm feeling stuck in a seriously mediocre rut. I have a full-time job--which I don't enjoy--that pays $15.70 an hour with full benefits. It's not a bad job, but it's definitely not something I want to do for more than another year or two. I've been doing it for almost 3 years now and all I get out of it is that it pays the bills.

I'm currently on the tail end of a pretty big whirlwind of horribly depressing family drama, constant moving, and a bad relationship. I won't go into it, but this is partly to blame for the situation I'm in (although the fault is admittedly about 50% mine. I made some stupid decisions along the way).

I don't want to be in this situation anymore. I don't want to have to live with my brother for much longer. Most of all, I want to find an exit strategy from this super mediocre life I've dug myself into and I want to start doing something more fulfilling.

I made an impulsive decision to go to college briefly at 21 for a pretty bullshit music-related degree (one of my horrible decisions) mostly so I could run away from the issues my family was having. I ended up dropping out and stumbling into the line of work I'm in now. I lived on my own and supported myself the best I could, but the area I lived in was too expensive and I was constantly broke. One good thing that came out of it was some good work experience and built up some references.

I've been contemplating the military, trying my hand at writing a book, trying to go back to school (which would be hard as shit. I would have to either live with my family for a lot longer or get another tiny studio apartment, both which I don't want to do). Nothing seems like a sure bet.

How did I get out of the rut?

Actually good advice.

Thanks man, have a good week.

ok i'm depressed, i have no motivation at all other than Cred Forums. cant even go to class.

what do i do

cut off internet

fell in love with a girl over seas and we're two months into a long distance relationship, and it's the best relationship i've ever been in. best decision i ever made was to ask her out

Not OP.
First of all, you're a real man for being honest and confessing this to your girlfriend, I salute you for that, but do not make excuses for what you have done. If there is one lesson I've learned, it's to never take a great person for granted, and you did just that. You stayed with her without really loving her, robbing her of the oppurtunity to stay with someone who does love her while robbing yourself of that same oppurtunity, and you never bothered to fix the boring and just went with it.
I hope you apologized.
As for the new girl, she is now thinking "if this guy cheated on his prior girlfriend, who's to say he will not cheat on me?" And she's right to think that. Therefore you first need to establish trust, don't try to hit it but fix the damage you inflicted.
Good luck.

How do I get better at serving fast food? How do I increase my speed of placing the order and queuing it up in my head?

Also how do I give change faster?

I did apologise, and you're right. I am a dipshit.

As for what the other girl might think, I'm not sure. She's a student that will be around only 6 months, after this she will probably move back home into another country. So I'm not so sure she thinks this. Thanks for the input anyway; Girls are unpredictable, so you might be right about this.

Have you tried heroin user?

it's just crazy enough to work

not OP but i would suggest a trade.
College is shit at this pointm you would be competing with panjeets for shit jobs. assuming you are still in your 20s, if you started an apprenticeship for a trade now you would be making good money right off the bat and setting yourself uo with experience and union connections t make a good living for yourself.

Im 23 and started my appretenship for plumbing a few months ago. At first i was kinda concerned about what other people would think of me (hahaha buttcrack lel!!1!!) but after the first few paychecks and getting to know the guys who do what i do and being on sites, its a pretty good life. The work is good, and i feel accomplished at the end of the day, knowing that i put in a good days work, learned more than i did the day before and will have a skill that will always stay with me.

So find a skilled trade that sounds good to you, welder, industrial painter, carpenter, electrician. you'll make money learning, so your notloosing anything. good luck man, i was in your position, just put the trigger on something, dont be complacent

>Learn to count to potato.
>Everybody wants a big-mac and fries with a large coke.
>Randomly throw in a Fanta every now and again.
>Round up the fee but give change in lots of small coins so customer has no time to count it all.
>Insist on doing the till count at the end of the day.
>Pocket difference.
>??????????
>Profit.
Hope this helps user.

pic of my drunk ass. Im a real person amn, your life can be better, you just gotta try something. Dont be satisfied with what you have now,

mfw everyone but me gets a good advice from OP

how to overcome social anxiety and submissiveness?
I want to be a lively man who deals with shit when needed

I'm OP, had to take care of shit. What do you need advice on?

Link to your question user, I'll have a go.

and then what

Report back once you do and I'll tell you the next step.

I have been invited for an "informal chat" with a small, quite prestigious Edinburgh surveying firm tomorrow. What should I wear?

>cut off internet
>return for advice

Something sharp, but not overly flash. Be confident, be charismatic. Go nail it user.

I have suicidal thoughts daily, but am too much of a chickenshit to actually do it. (In my family, if you do something, don't back out of it.) At the same time, I have too much pride to admit to my family that i have a serious problem. What the fuck do i do?

this

You have to talk to someone. Pick a friend or family member and let it out. Maybe a counselor if friends/family are out of contention. The important thing is to keep positive, have goals to work towards, find a purpose to live for.

God dammit, i hate to admit it, but i have to tell someone, don't I? Sonofabitch this isn't going to easy.

Sorry I missed that, user.
The alpha/beta thing is bullshit. There is no hierarchy. Focus on yourself and whatever you're passionate about, connect with others that are also passionate about those things. Don't be afraid to be yourself or take criticism or rejection harshly. It's important to enjoy being yourself and have confidence in what you do, just as it's important to express what you're passionate about in a passionate way.
Hope that helps!

It's true. The more you keep it bottled up, the more a toll psychologically it'll take. Talking about it is always a good step one.
You can do it, user. I have faith in you.

I lost my virginity at 20 years old to my manager. I was kissless but somehow i ended up dating the girl. She is driving me fucking crazy and i don't know why. Iv'e been in a mental institution before for auditory hallucinations but i got on meds and they stopped, but now they're coming back. I can't tell what's real and what's delusion, it kind of feels like i'm high all the time but in a bad way. wat do? I can't break up with this girl i think i love her, and she's the only person that doesn't hate me.

OP, you're alright.

HeroAnon, you are a godsend.

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I personally use alcohol, not the best advise though TBH.
When I play the sims I make them stand infront of the mirror for hours on end, not sure if this can be applied to the real world though.
I'm going to go with......?
Eat right and exercise. A health body = a healthy mind user.
Also use macros, any repetitive task can be automated with macros.

I would say talk to her about it. It might be stress related, you not being happy and not having anyone to express that to might exasperate your mental health. It'll get worse otherwise, you need to communicate that shit. If she loves you too, she'll understand and stick with you while you try to get help. Talk to your doctor also, you might need a change in meds.

I have a complete lack of confidence in my own abilities, which leads me to procrastinate because I'm afraid of failing. What do I do?

Lock the windows and doors and stay at home all day everyday.
Stay off 4 chan though, you're cramping our style.
Stay hydrated on alcohol and don't be afraid to ask stupid questions. There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

I think I might be pregnant

You gotta work at it. The more you do something, the better you get at it. Failing isn't the worst thing in the world, just learn from your mistakes and apply those lessons next time around. You can do it, bud!

>be me, 34 years old
>with same woman for 10 years, married for 8 years, still find her really attractive and respect her etc.
>have 1 year old kid together that I adore.
>but wife has much, much lower lebido than me, no imagination, sometimes doesn't even seem to want sex for weeks on end and constantly leaves me thirsty.
>has been this way for years, even before the kid appeared so more fool me..
>have spoken to her about this multiple times; i've begged, charmed, pleaded, tried to reason with her, threatened to use hookers, threatened to leave - but the most I can 'squeeze out of her okay vanilla fucks ~3-4 times per-month.

don't really want anyone else, just want my wife to fuck me more often with more imagination.
what do?

Is that a positive or a negative?

I've come to really hate how I look, I can't stand looking at my face or hair, I'm fine with my body and I understand I can work to change things like my stomach etc

But how do you change your face? Even wearing my favorite outfits make me feel ugly and I get so annoyed that I don't even look in the mirror for too long now

I don't even try making relationships with others because I'll always be the ugly friend and nobody would want to be seen with me

Sex is important in a relationship. You might need to seek marriage counseling to get her to see what toll it's taking. Threats and the like might work to put her in a defensive posture. Would it be possible to take a vacation, just the two of you? That might help reignite the flame.
Otherwise you might just have to fap it out and take the lays where you can get em.

Maybe try talking it fully out with her? Things like depression and stress can really lower the sex drive as well as things like being on the pill

Do you treat her often? Sometimes you need to set the scene hours before you want to do the act since women need a lot of time to build up to it sometimes so things like romantic dates really will help you along

It could also be her having to look after the child a lot since a baby is a lot of hassle

Self acceptance is a hard thing. Focus on the positive aspects, and just accept yourself for who you are. And don't close yourself off, someone will want to be with you, but you have to put yourself out there.
Also, if your a guy, try different facial hair styles, if a girl work your make up game.

Messi is God.

Have you considered been a cuck?
Probably won't get you any more sex but at least you get to watch her doing it.

OP, if your life is shit, why would I want advice from you?

Wouldn't him advising you on why you should take advice from him be advice?

Eh, you don't have to if you don't want to. But nothing ventured nothing gained, right? Besides, it's hard to know how to fix yourself sometimes, even if the solution is obvious. Forrest from the trees and all that.

I'm 21 and still in college, my batchmates already graduated and I'm one of the 4 from the class of 2012 who's still here, I'm gonna be in college for another 2 years this happened because I skipped 2 semesters because of financial constraints. I feel very sad because I'm surrounded by people younger than me by 2-3 years and they're actually better than me in some subjects. Any good advice for me?

Don't compare yourself to anyone else. This shit is temporary, and the stress isn't worth dragging yourself thru. Otherwise, stay positive, try to make new connections. You never know what might come of it. 2-3yr age difference is negligible. You're gonna be fine user, just stick it out and stay open!

How do I study?

Adderall? I was always shit at studying, procrastinating until the last minute. Some people need to feel that pressure. I would suggest using a library to avoid distractions. Keep phone use minimal. And buckle down and do it. Possibly use incentives? Have a rewards stem in place for reaching benchmarks. If you have a bf/gf they can help out with sexy rewards, if they're into it.

List the source vehicle year make model and 8 digit part number.
Look up part numbers using the rockauto.com database. Best current database.

Too easy, answer is always yes.

OP here(Mr. Advice, I guess?), looks like thread is finally about to die. Honestly surprised it lasted long as it has.

It's been fun, boyos, let's do it again sometime. Stay cool, Cred Forums.

Have you checked the rim for warp, damage, or sharp edges? Also check the tread for punctures and foreign objects. If it isn't warped, can i recommend a foam inner tube? Unpoppable, but has a very firm ride.

One last question: I can't bring myself to pursue my dreams or do anything for that matter. I just browse Cred Forums and waste away my time. How do I get disciplined and actually work towards a greater goal?

Mechanicfag here. From...
I recently had my life crash and burn. I'm rebuilding and moving on. Personal issues are under control. But I lost my job as a auto mechanic. I'm in NYC now, and can't get a job. Not sure if I want to stay in auto industry, i just want to solve problems. I been in other industries, same problem solving. How can I get started? What do i do?