New Zealand thread /nzg/

in respect to two anons having a shit fight last night on thread and two autists currently duking it out in tc.

>>>nzcam

I went down around 3:30, after class
Was good fun

Nein

>being this much of an autists
not all the dunedin poster come to tc you fuckwit, plus we're sharing pics. fuck off

We weren't fighting lol

Wow something so boring and unimportant.
Doesn't deserve to be in the OP, user.

you make the thread next time then you cuck. it was the only thing keeping the thread bumping last night

Who Hamilton here

I know a ssin

Any hot singles in your area ready to meet?

Who Hunt for the Wilderpeople here? I thought it just okay. I had two LOLs. A couple of smirks. Nothing belly aching. Achieved.

I saw your devil trips last night and raise you this

I thought tht movie was so crack up.

Vacationing at Mt Maunganui in January with family, any tourist spots we should check out?

TERRORIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sent from a shitty phone with a cracked screen

Rapist ducks

Pilot beach is nice but havent been in years so idk if it is still. Regular Mount beach is nice but ither then that there is absolutely fuck all to do there.
t. lived there for 10 years

>No one will believe you

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Ameri-lard here. What's your country like? I want to bail on this shit hole.

Kenwood toasted sandwich maker

We don't let fatties in. (Google it)

Its alryt mate really depends on what you plan to do career wise and what not, back story? Il tell you anything you wanna know Cred Forumsro

Our Mcdonalds doesn't give you the Mcsharts

youd be better off going to canada

I'm not rides-scooter-at-walmart fat, just typical U.S. pudgy. I'm a normal person suffering from the side effects of a corrupt food supply system.

who's asking

No-one is better off in canada. Fact

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Too close to the US. I want to be gone gone.

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NZ is getting fat too.
You'll fit right in.

>getting

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I also hate niggers, and a lot of mooslims live in Can. I also heard there is a bunch of "abo's" I thunk they call them in Aus.

What's your nigger situation like?

>getting fat-ter

There.

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if youve never lived over seas before good luck in adjusting when youre on the other side of the world.

we have maori and Samoans

I havent been fishing for a month or so but this smells like straight salted bonito

People in our country actually have the freedom that the people in your country think they have.

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We have lots of Muslims, Indians and Asians

The local niggers are the Maori, they're either the friendliest, funniest dudes you'll ever meet, or they'll bean you with a 2x4 and take your shoes, its a gamble.

The one cool thing about being in the US is that it's apparently open season on niggers. Cops are shooting them everyday now

int.user-ib.ru/nz/index.html

accurate

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Its not a target, yet its in the centre of a circle like a bullseye, why not make square speed signs, and round stop signs?

walk around it.

Fucking boongas, chinks and puniboonboons flood the streets here so dont.

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oldfag from cuckland central repotin in
how are you twinky wink winks?

what an ugly nob

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That movie was gangster

I can't quite put words on it but it made me feel stuff

I wish Rhys Darby wasn't involved though, that faggot is cancer

mmmmm, MG42's get my dick hard

winking off to the voices same as ususal

>int.user-ib.ru/nz/index.html

I saw that the other night and thought about time.

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what is the criminal penalty for personal possesion of tren in nz

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It's a little quiet, but its getting there.

last post for the night

Just mute the tab, other than that its good

Tren?

i have something that will stop the voices by plugging the voice hole.

just steroids

They're cool though, it's real people to me now. It didn't used to be but it became just real people. There's this girl I normally talk to, she's really cool, we used to be really close when the CIA let us see eachother and we still talk telepathically.

Wouldnt have a clue, cant imagine it would be too over the top as long as it was personal and not for supply, our punishments are weak

oh that's nice.
CIA is code for cock in ass right?

tinychat com/nzcam

Your my type of guy

BIT?

maybe he's just you

Yoo, yeah

Trust me hes not

Yo, math this afternoon was it?

That's the one, yeah

that movie is fucking amazing. thoroughly enjoyed it all the times i've watched it.

2 times at the Cinema's, 2 times since it came out on BluRay.

how'd you think you went? i went okay ish i think.. might've screwed the hill code part up but i guess i'll wait and see.

Yo nuggets, tongue my anus.

I thought it was fairly easy, considering. Fucked up my RSA decoding
Ay, just hope for the best, yeah

yeah, it was fairly simple to be honest. did you happen to have some form of error when the encoded code started with 0? i managed to make out what it said nonetheless.

sorry I can't trust youse at all.. look where we are

Can't remember to be fair, but nah I think I did okay. Good to hear you feel like you did alright, too

Some fucker tried to break into my bank account the other day stole socially engineered information about me from a co worker.
Fuck I hate people.

Happy Thursday pricks!

i think almost everyone should've done pretty well.. that calculator app is too OP.

That was april last year home slice appendix had burst, the tube went into a bag that drained 2-5litres of sepsis/puss a day shit smelt like dead animals

Social engineering is exploiting your vulnerabilities, be smart and it doesnt happen g

We'll find out in a couple weeks, yooo

Shit movie, overrated boring crap. Few funny fresh bro lines

Fucking churchies

not into doing bares on Cred Forums losers, sorry

Churchies? What you on about mate?

Fuckin' CHURCHIES

How you faggots doing today?
Gunna drop some new pics tonight.. (Same Set)

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Dinner was good

anyone know what was going on in the octy today? those dudes in orange at the back had crop tops on

Yea nah dont understand bruh

Should I cont?

Looks nice

tits?

Her tits were a perfect size.. all I got sorry fellah

looks like a boy

Those are not perfect, they are small. You must have small hands, and a small penis.

rice noodles

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Can reassure you it is not a boy kek.
The angle of the picture doesn't compliment them. each to their own I guess.

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>Cred Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

mmkay

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Dam got snapchat or kik? Where in NZ

New Zealand is actually the number 2 in the country of origin watching my videos. make it number one new zealand youtube.com/watch?v=tePsxYxzmnw

>you post dinner
>nice things
>i post dinner
>btfo
Fuck this cruel earth.

Fuck off

Lmao NZpol this made me think of you

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Back to WINZ with you faggot.
Nah sorry dude, I don't share personal info of hers out.. Though she did shit that is unforgivable I'd rather not.

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Hey tank man, hows yah night going?

boring, lonely, and boring, thanks for asking

how about you

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Sharing ex's nudes with the virgins of the NZG, yknow how it goes. but I'm in the same boat as you my friend.

he's trying to be the next biggest nzg poster keks.

she has a nice butt, cant deny it

forgot image

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Yeah probably makes up for her shitty personality.

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Hitler did nothing wrong

agreed

>unforgivable shit
give us the deets

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seconded

thirded

Cheated on me multiple times, stole off me, aborted my son, and threw away an opportunity to make a life for herself with someone thats doing well off. But what did I expect from someone I fucked right off the bat of meeting her.

I know that feel. fucked my ex right off the bat and 8 rs later betrayal.

And to think I was going to propose to the cunt.

Sounds exactly like my ex kek

Fuck woman are retarded.

Maybe you were a shitty root.

How did you know you had a son tho, gender is found out way after legal abortion deadline..

nah, Pappardelle

lighting, camera and skill nigga

Any Tauranga fags here?

Tok

Dubs of truth

Sorta had a feeling it was a boy, she kept telling me it was a boy. I go off what she's told me.
Doesn't bother me.

It bothered her obviously that's why she cheated

>Sorta had a feeling it was a boy, she kept telling me it was a boy. I go off what she's told me.

She didn't know either, not like it was talking to her through the umbilical cord like a tin can phone.

Where is cat and did those darts show up?

Kek alright bud.
Kid either way.

Anyway, Catcha later Tank Man, heres hoping yah aint bored tomorrow..
If any of you faggots want the only Hard Copies, Lemme know kek I'll hide them in Wellington

later alligator

have a good one

You too my man.. You too.

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Don't let the little edgy teens on here tell you to stop posting yo pics man. I like em! I saved the nz only tank a while back, was quite a spectacular piece.

idgaf if they tell me to stop posting, i will regardless, it's just Cred Forums isn't the only tab open atm so it's slow posting is all

Does NZDF even have tanks?

mmmmmm, 1911

they have AFV and APC's, but I don't think they have any actual tanks

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will my shit get stolenif i go to see a prostitute

Not if you go to a professional brothel, but if you're gonna try and pick someone up from the street then maybe

not a brothel, just a private escort

are you hosting? if its through an agency probably not

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Russia bans Pornhub lol

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Dude they got tanks you can see 'em sometimes along the desert road. There's also ex-service models in museums.

what? i just go on the escort site and it says they have expensive apartments n chit (lol) for incalls

Leave it in your locked car. Take enough cash in your pocket to pay, and nothing else.

>you can see 'em sometimes along the desert road. There's also ex-service models in museums.
>only read this section
>thought it was still about prosti's

just because it has tracks doesn't mean it's a tank, a lot of IFV's and AFV's have tracks but aren't technically tanks. assuming that by tank we mean a Main Battle Tank like the Abrams, Challenger or Leopard, because yea nz definitely does not have those

If it's social engineered, your fault, m8

forgot image, but this is a good example of an armored, tracked vehicle you're likely to see on the desert road that isn't a tank. M113 APC but also doubles as a multitude of other vehicles, including command vehicle, recovery vehicle, engineers vehicle, so on so fourth

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although in all honesty M113's are little outdated and you're more likely to see LAV's these days, but NZDF has armored, tracked vehicles, just pretty sure they don't have MBT's is all

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welp, this thread is dead

we lit on tc, thats why

ew

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haha classic

>Christchurch

G'nite fam

mornin

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>200

aight i'll fuck off now

later folks

Is this tank sick?

I enjoyed it more than I thought it would. It has its charm, and it had its amusing moments. It was whimsical humour imo, but it stuck to its brand of humour quite well because it was character focused.

G'night, tankman

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NZ has Leopards now?

>napping and waking up at 12-something
oh my god this feels whole new levels of terrible

why would tank be sick? tank is happy to see you

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Ollll tala! Such a loose one

Is that alana?