Hi Cred Forums, having my first date tomorrow. Going with a girl to a concert

Hi Cred Forums, having my first date tomorrow. Going with a girl to a concert.

25: kissless virgin

Any advice on how to handle this smoothly?
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Don't overthink it, kinda like you're doing right now.

get her in your car, then you take up a pice of cloth that you have sprayed with Chloroform, then ask the girl if it smells of Chloroform, rape time.

If she's uglier or more desperate than you, then you're golden

22, no date, I lack the charisma, but imagine conversation being like a game of catch

Hmm she's similar to me looking. She just has way higher education than me..

29, alpha as fuck.

Grow some motherfucking balls and let them drop. The worst a woman can say is no.

spoken like a true beta

Actually quite alpha and rational. As long as you can maintain the state of mind.

Oh no sir, I'm not here for your acknowledgement. I'm here for the lulz, like any good self-loathing Cred Forumstard.
If these kind of threads pick up any sort of traction you can talk the less experienced into doing all sorts of stupid shit...

And I satan-trips on this, what are the odds...

Exactly, try not to focus the date on kiss time. Just enjoy the moment talking dancing and if you find the moment (you will recognice it) go for it. If it goes well or wrong doesn't matter if you enjoy the moment.

Thomas
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Once she's in your car just bring something up, like I've never had road head. She'll respond and take it from there.

this

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Are you a gardener?
Cause i wanna put my tulips with yours.

Has worked everytime for me cause its the perfect amount of sappy autism.

if dubs, op does this

reroll

Jeff?

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No the worst she can do is claim you tried to rape her and totally fuck up your life even if your proven innocent

Because reverse rape is just as bad as rape.

Try to find good quiet spots you can actually have conversation, dont bother talking much if you gotta scream into ear, use concert time to get closer and more feely, keep going until your making out.

Start with that, the rest should be pretty obvious if shes interested.

Dad?

Lead her there. Leading is sexy.

Concert is a horrible first date.

sounds like a plan

Dont think about sex, if all you think about is how to get her in bed you look like a shallow loser. Also porn is fake sex comes from relationships.