ITT: Oldfags only

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oldfag detected

I was in the thread that "WHO WAS PHONE" started from.

Lost all evidence along with old hdd
Shit was cash

also
>DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
id do more but it marks it as spam

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newfaget puddi

shieeet im newfag
wat do

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>been here since 2005
>never bothered learning triforce
am i forever newfag now?

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become an hero

anyone got the "please photoshop" with the rock's face screencapped?

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▲²/2+▲ i'ts easy math, for a normal triforce you need 3▲'s, goto preschool,prefag

wat

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this is a trifoce-x4, so you have 4²/2+4=16/2+4=8+4=12, you need 12▲'s to triforce this, rˤ be with you, my son

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:c

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dam nigga, i bow to your experience

thats wrong, it's (▲²+▲)/2 newfag

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ahhh fuck that was my desktop background at my first flat in 2009. lead to a couple of awkward conversations before i changed it. haven't seen it since, fucking nostalgia hitting me now.

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You can prove to me you're an le old fegit by explaining why the fuck you're still on here

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i's my live, i don't know what interweebz else i should use

I can see why you would think what I'm about to say is silly, but I got out.

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And yet, you are here.

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>ITT: Newfag trying to get evidence that he's an old fag

You don't know that

Everyone takes a break, but in the end you still come back.

>newfag trying to get old fags to stop posting oldfag pictures proving that they're not newfags with their oldfag picture evidence

I refuse

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oldfag reporting for duty.

enjoy your ban you stupid faggot.

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NEWFAGS GTFO

That's a yummy meme you used there, is it new?

>TOP KEK BAIT FAM FBFAP TRAPS

kill urself newfag

O͓͇̮̦̺ͫ̓͛͢͝ͅṖ̞̞̝͐ͨ͟͠ ̳̙̯̍̈̓̽̋ͤí̵̶̷̯̠̟̹̣̰͉̓͂̍ͬ̊s̶̡̙͈̣̰̪̠̥̻ͦͨ̊ͤ̐̓̈̓͟ ͇̪͇͓̭̂̅̒̃͊͞a̺̱͔̲̞͎ͮ͐ͪ ̼̗̜͙͉̫͇͉͈̽ͩ̔͘͟f̥͓̯̥̥͕̫͖̯̏ͩ̓̋͊ͣ͞a̰̬̓͌ͧg̷̛̻̠̣̦̥̭̘͖͌̏͛̿̀͛̕ͅg̹̼͔͉͈̮̈͌͑̌̎̇̌ͩ͠ò̘̣̮̞͙͍̇ͦ̾ͭ̉ͯț͓̙̘̘̩̖̃͛́
̰͐̈̓͠.

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soup, Cred Forums.

2006 here

Copy pasta, wat do?
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Reminds me of myspace

fuck you, summer is over

>2006
>they said we'd be here forever
>laughed it off
>still here

Fak

I know right?

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jesus christ zalgoposting needs to return

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I've been bouncing between Cred Forums and Cred Forums for 6 years now. Am I an old newfag? Help me understand

Honestly if you're not pre-chanology you're cancer. Sorry son.

I see. How long have you been here m8? When did the oldfags get here?

There's no sekritclub lad, don't take it so much to heart. Fuck you can tell I'm getting old, five years ago I would have just responded with gore and profanities. But since you want to know, strictly speaking, "oldfags" are the ones that can claim to have been "anonymous" when it was still something of a radical concept. If you recall being co-opted by social justice rejects and flooded with eternal summer tier cancer with bitterness and resentment, you're an oldfag.

Much obliged user. I have seen one too many summers in this place. And this place has been bitter every since I got here. Still wouldn't call myself an oldfag.
>so why do we keep coming back to this cesspool?

For me it died around the time of the new trollface and the stupid newfag memeface comics.

b& you stupid fuck

>why do we keep coming back
route 66 effect.

Something was so good at one time, that it's become famous and nostalgic in a way that people will endlessly sink money/time into it hoping to regain those original feelings.

then:
>cheap fuel, open road, not too many cars, no huge multi-lane interstates etc.
now:
>5 lanes of traffic sitting in your prius

then:
>raids, sekrit club, excessively rude flash videos, anonymity
now:
>generic porn, facebook, SJWs on youtube, everyone's details online

this applies to a lot of other things.

Advertisers will use your nostalgia and ideals of the old product to make you buy the new shitty soulless dead one.

I think Cred Forums has reached the critical mass of cancer. Maybe this place will get better.

Fucking this, I remember when I used to laugh at the "remember when Cred Forums was good" meme.
>chanology
Then this happened along with skiddies using LOIC to DDoS everything in the name of ANONYMOUSE which drew the attention of the news media (Hackers on Steroids) and by proxy the fucking normies. Then the SJW fucks waddled over from Tumblr.

Next thing you know there actually was a time when Cred Forums was good.

Nah friendo, it's over. What made Cred Forums was the generation, kids that grew up with dial up modems, Windows 95, 0 regulated and policed internet.

Today Cred Forums is like 95% normalfags that think board culture is a fucking fashion statement, the wizards, autists, lurkers, basement trolls, twists, even the fucking lame script kiddies, they're all but gone, a thing of the past.

>yet we remain
Cheers m8s.

Cheers for fears.

Time for a nostalgia trip:
youtube.com/watch?v=cmUO_F30Uso

It's not like we ever did anything good anyways.

Just DDoSing the fucking FBI homepage and stupid shit and trolling pornstars with "shoe on head" and equally gay raids.

Then chanology tried to be super serious and every movie ever made fun of us.

kys XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>It's not like we ever did anything good anyways.
It is not about good, it is about funny.
youtube.com/watch?v=gwwDutZgQrQ

>It's not like we ever did anything good anyways

End yourself, faggot.

fukken lol'd

[How to Triforce]

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I fail at life

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I've been here almost everyday since 2005. I feel like it's Stockholm syndome.

I'm a disgrace
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Fucken new fags wouldn't even know where to start with this.

It's worse than Stockholm Syndrome.

Teach me the ways of old, old fags.

just testin' around
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How do I shot web?

My first modem.

eval()

Dont you 404 on me!

That picture. Wtf is Cred Forums?

Cred Forums is so shit now. It used to be so lulzy and fun. I miss our old raids.

O͓͇̮̦̺ͫ̓͛͢͝ͅṖ̞̞̝͐ͨ͟͠ ̳̙̯̍̈̓̽̋ͤí̵̶̷̯̠̟̹̣̰͉̓͂̍ͬ̊s̶̡̙͈̣̰̪̠̥̻ͦͨ̊ͤ̐̓̈̓͟ ͇̪͇͓̭̂̅̒̃͊͞a̺̱͔̲̞͎ͮ͐ͪ ̼̗̜͙͉̫͇͉͈̽ͩ̔͘͟f̥͓̯̥̥͕̫͖̯̏ͩ̓̋͊ͣ͞a̰̬̓͌ͧg̷̛̻̠̣̦̥̭̘͖͌̏͛̿̀͛̕ͅg̹̼͔͉͈̮̈͌͑̌̎̇̌ͩ͠ò̘̣̮̞͙͍̇ͦ̾ͭ̉ͯț͓̙̘̘̩̖̰̃͛́͐̈̓͠.

DSFARGEGEDFS;EOFPWOEVMRPOW:AËPOC

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Daily reminder to make you feel old, /i/ hasn't existed for over a decade.

7chan has a /i/ board why dont we use that for raids.

Trips of truth!

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It has been done.

Long cat is long!

>tfw Cred Forums is all you've ever known

Someone screen cap this thread.

If I get quints I will challenge the mods of Cred Forums!

This is now a get thread