Where the broken things go

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Typical day of a Finn.

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Typical day in Wigonsin :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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benis :-DDD

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who is your husbando?

If I had a "husbando" it would probably find a way to reject me too like everyone else.

vodka

kinda ded in here

>murican dream

Brandish your gun so niggers dont fuck with your car and if they do they get shot

Like my hopes.

Animals only understand violence and strength. Thats why you need to show off your "heat".

I'm dead inside tehe put me out of my misery lol :3

I fucking hate myself and want to die oh god please every night my teeth are falling out and I see visions of Satan in my sleep~~ ^-^ :3

You don't need hopes and dreams to survive.

I don't have murica memes.

Are you ok? Are you in need of medical assistance?

Cya badj

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I am in need of euthanasia :3 rawr *nuzzles* rofl

cya nib

One can always euthanise oneself.

sauce

Yo

one time I bought 7 jars of mayonnaise for my mayo enema and my lower intestines were incredibly slippery for a month.

otherwise no sauce.

ayo

whatever happened to sigmax? he used to be so good...

I don't see any problem. He's only gotten better.

twinks are pretty eh tbh

Fairy 'nuff

Disagree.

Oh.

Wholeheartedly agree

artist name?

You agree with me Disagreeing?

Yeah, Oh.

Yes, I agree to disagree.

Oh yeah, even?

Oooh yeeaahh
(You have to say it like that, you just have to).

So you agree with me

I could say it like Mettaton Ex.

I disagree.

But you said you agree with me

Who/what?

I said I agree to disagree.

You on mobile or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=GHQ6ba-n12E

Ooh, numbers!
Also, kinda creepy.

I'm just retarded is all.

is this the philosophy thread

Cafe

mettaton is totes a qt tho

I kinda want to agree with you just because it's fun.

yes

Don't tease me.

I thought you said twinks were meh

i dont think this is the philosophy thread

It just means that I love you or something.

But mettaton's a grill.

shh, yes it is.

Hi badj, just gonna lurk for a while, while checking out everyone's butts :)

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Hi. You didn't quite answer my question last night.

Or s-something...

Oh sorry, I must've read through too fast... What was the question again?

ye

do you know qruiser

i enabled images this is clearly not a philosophy thread

My answer was "I do now, thanks for the tip!" How's your mom by the way?

She's better, not in as much pain as before.

You planning on logging on there?

Good to hear. I'd come with some tips on some curing drink or something, but I don't know much about that stuff. Hopes for a quick recovery

Don't know, I'm not exactly the type who goes out of their way to meet new people, at least not in that way... We'll see

sandstrom

Yeah, she's a tough one.

You don't really need to meet new people, I just thought it'd be an alright way of communicating and whatnot. The site isn't solely for hookups and the like. You can also just use it like facebook.

what's in here

it was a pizza

gg

Feels like all Finns are tough like that

I'll consider it. Now if you excuse me, I got some cold noodles that's for some reason been standing here for two days, then I'll get back to lurking and touching butts

Nah, I don't know anyone as hardy as her. Most people get depressed or anxious or something, but she's got an unbreakable mind. She's lived through so much wild stuff and come through without a mark on her.

ye oki haffun

Wow lurking sure was fun today
Right now I'm imagining your mom as the female version of Chuck Norris
That's a compliment btw

You're not doing a very good job of lurking.

Yeah, thanks. I wouldn't say chuck norris, but someone who just refuses to be taken down.

Not so much fun to lurk when nothing's happening

That made me think... I wonder what the female version of Chuck Norris would've looked like?

True true.

Something terribly frightening, I'm sure. Instead of hiding a fist in a beard, she'd have a fist hidden inside her bush.

She's Indian it seems like youtube.com/watch?v=UQfym0rUnhc

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I know, it's so bad...

The acting is abominable.

I refuse to believe it's a real movie

I'm afraid it is.

source on artist?

Bottom left corner.
Holy shit.

+200 mmr in a day

Can be found here furaffinity.net/view/14003631/
Don't kow why but that thought smells like those old noodles

Squishy-kun~

gloat more

Quite, rather.

66% winrate as zarya
But there are the type of games I get

hi

typical

Not sure what you mean by that, you mean quite like old noodles?

sup?

I'm not even sure tbh.

Blargh. Mantits

I forgot my fucking charger goddamn

how could you

I am told to be in possession of adorable mantits. Not very big, not saggy, just "perky moobs with lovely nips".

This is a hell of your own making.

I honestly don't know. It's the most important thing.

I'm considering jumping out the window instead of suffering through the point when my laptop dies.

That's one thing you and Snarf have in common then... Although he wasn't as descriptive

>comparing badger to snarf
badger, this is your fault.

And rid the world of it's only perfect being? I think not.

I dare say I'm more lovely than snarf, but that's just a guess based on little evidence.

Everyone makes mistakes when they're new. I aim to educate him.

>implying the world deserves me

anyway the problem is you keep playing into the girly newfag's flighty horseshit. Stop that.

All I heard was that Hunnibuns likes to squeeze Snarf's moobs
I suppose I won't be fishing for more evidence, for now at least

Stop complaining to strangers who want to help you when you don't want to listen to them.

You better not be the phoneless guy or the guy from yesterday's thread

But who'd I shower with compliments then?

I'm bored as hell though.

sure

>be me
>had a speech impediment until I was about 15
>can't say Twix, only "twinks"

>in class one day, 4th grade
>free time
>teacher overhears me say, "I want a twinks so bad!"
>he casually replies with, "Get in line," while reading his newspaper with his feet on the desk
>nobody understands what that's even supposed to mean because 3rd grade

>fast forward into teenage years
>turns out I'm gay as fuck
>see a Twix commercial
>sudden flashback
>remember the 3rd grade twinks incident
>only just now understand the joke
>technically I wasn't lying, I was just foreseeing my own future
>future fag me visited kiddie innocent me via a possession in the form of a speech impediment

I forgot why I wanted to tell this story. Anyway, here's some porn.

And my cat's back on my lap, making things difficult. Again.

alrighty then

Well when I die I'll ascend to godhood so you can worship me as the deity I'm destined to become, so I think if anything it'd be an upgrade.

what kind of speech impediment caused you to produce a nasal phoneme in front of an already-dense consonant cluster? I've never heard of such a disorder

how did he read his newspaper with his feet?

Wow you lucked out with not getting in trouble. I wanted a twink in school and got spanked by several different teachers for it.

Yah... More porn, I guess

haha weirdly placed prepositions are funny aren't they

are you from south africa or some shit? Where did you go to school that you got spanked?

Oh right, forgot about that.

Or something.

don't mock me

...OK.

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You got trips, you win.

Make sure your altar to me features at least one firearm and one dragon dildo.

That is a very Arrested Development kind of humor

shure

I'll make two firearms out of gold and studded with diamonds that cross. In the middle I'll make a platinum horsedick that's also an infinite fountain of sapphires. Sound good?

Absolutely

Excellent. I also require that you compose Gregorian chants in my honor.

I expected smut

Of course, and the official garment of worship is the MAGA cap.

You should probably dress in drag too.

If that is your wish.

Basically, the ritual should be as ridiculous and bizarre as possible. That's how you know you're doing worship right.

You can trust me to see to it.

No virgin sacrifices, though. Only sacrifice whores.

We will make regular ceremonial offerings of mutilated genitals of male prostitutes.

You know you can trust me to make you happy.

Ah yes, just the right amount of cultish nuttiness.

What is your beef with me? Seriously. Just give me a break

You're a boring, hugboxy, sparsely intellectually endowed newfag. It's like the worst of all worlds. And you're a bitch, too, you can't even defend yourself properly. You're like a woman without the reproductive organs.

I hold out hope that you can change for the better, of course.

We will don black velvet robes with crimson lining and an opening on the backside, chant some incomprehensible nonsense and jerk off into a golden bowl, then we'll mutilate the prostitute, throw his junk into the bowl and burn it.

May as well ask for the earth to stop spinning.

Most all new people are like that. Give him time.

I'm aware of all my problems, but I'm only doing my best. I'm only here to socialize and make friends, and haven't done anything to harm anyone directly. If I'm so boring just ignore me

>black velvet robes with crimson lining
Aw, badger, you even know my colors. Magnificent.

>Most all new people are like that
Yeah, which is why they need to be whipped into shape.

You're here to make friends, and I'm here to entertain myself. You're boring, and you make the thread boring, so I have to insult you to glean entertainment out of you.

Harmlessness is not the pinnacle of virtue.

For are we not woven from the same cloth?

I know, I'm just assuming the role of the kind mentor while you do the actual whipping.

Well yes you are woven from the grand cloth of creation that is my domain.

You need to do more mentoring and less kindness.

>which is why they need to be whipped into shape
I won't change myself to please you. I've had clear proof that there are people here who appreciate me for who I am

Yes, there are, and those people are hot garbage too. It's a free country (well, mine is, not yours so much, but Cred Forums is American) and you can do whatever you like, but I'm going to continue insulting you for being terrible until such a time as you elect to no longer be terrible.

reddit did it

IT guy is being held for contempt for congress

Are you not entertained?

In smelting, you need to be patient and wait for the metal to become fully liquid before casting it into the mould. Otherwise it will leave cracks, bubbles and openings into the final piece. The same applies here. We strive for perfection and nothing less, after all.

the_donald has been in a perpetual state of "we did it, reddit!" for like a week and it's actually getting cringey

but I mean

they totally did it

Currently I am yes.

That's not an accurate analogy. If it was, it'd involve breaking the subject down further—this is what liquefaction IS. That would in fact be a defense of my own position of cruelty.

Did you watch the thing?

All the democrats were complaining that it would hurt their favourite candidate

Those people made my life better when it was at its worst. I will never change. I rest my case

No I haven't watched, I'm in class at the moment so I can really only shitpost.

So you're pathetic on top of being unintelligent and boring? The best way to describe that is with bane's speech in dark knight rises, but replace dark/darkness with failure in every instance.

it was pretty dope. All republicans were like "It isnt optional to show up" and all democrats were like "Why are we even doing this, its pointless!!!"

Vote was 19-15

>divided by party lines
>again
loyal blue donkeys, fall in line.

One of the dem women said "Comey said no one hacked Hillary's server"
When he said "They werent able to tell if it had or hadn't"

She then tried to interrupt others and Chaffetz pretty much told her to shut up

Thank God for Jason Chaffetz and Trey Gowdy. True American patriots.

I definitely need a gun.

Yes you do.

Why can't everyone be nice to each other.

I love all of you. Isn't that enough to make us happy?

Good.

Well, technically liquefying something is not necessarily breaking it apart. In my line of work it's just loosening the molecular bonds enough for it to become malleable.

no

Yeah, some people sure seem up-tight. Science has proven that pessimists live shorter lives

fuck off faggot what the fuck

Actually, pessimists live longer lives, which would be good news if they believed in good news.

I must've read the wrong book then

yea same

It's so hard to know which sources to trust these days

Welcome to the information era, where 70% of all information is unreliable.

Did this just turn back into a g/fur bread?

It never was anything but.

Who knows how much of what we know is wrong?

So... Angry guy. Seems a bit uptight

Why you gotta do me like that.

For 30 minutes it was just fucktards pondering morality.
Eitherwhats, I'm happy that everything's back to normal

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that's one of the cutest gfur pics i've seen in a long time. Who's the artist?

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what is this weeb shit

today was not a good day to wear my hat with the middle finger on it

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katia shush, you're the lewdest

Indeed.

Subby? He's got an ego the size of Jupiter. He's also not into hugboxes and I kinda agree with him on that they tend to be boring. I'd be much like him if I were more selfish and inconsiderate. I honestly can't tell if that'd be good or bad.

Avatarfags? Some of them are cool dudes.

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my back is sore; someone come give me a massage.

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What even is a hugbox

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Reddit

something the jews invented for leftists to hide in when confronted with reality.

Oh

A box of hugs, someone giving out excessive amounts of undue love and kindness. Someone indulging in their queer, often fake personality and revelling in that form of autism. That's not to discourage you in any form, just to give some insight into the nature of the people here. Most of the regulars come here for some form of meaningful exchange in thoughts, not to be reminded of people's ability to deceive themselves and others into thinking the world a magical, beautiful place.

Get along now and don't make me raise my voice.

the world is a beautiful place and i am no longer afraid to die

don't make me fuck rape you.