Jobagesalary

Bar owner of a bar in spain, 800€, 26, I work 18 hours daily, 6 days a week.

>I work 18 hours daily, 6 days a week.
Jesus fucking christ user, hope you're taking a good holiday eventually

Financial Tech Support team leader
24
$60k aud

NEET/25/0

Lead Product Designer
31
$140k

Linux systems administrator
22
69k

OP/15/living in mom's basement

student/supermarket shelf stacker
19
~$220 p/w

I don't know what is to have 2 free days in a row since. 2 years ago, i close on mondays and on top of that I have to use theat day to restock and order documents, etc. Days are very dull or nerve wracking non stop work. And I only make 200 euros more than minimum salary. You don't know how lucky are all of you

Sr sysadmin
39
$59k

>$257k
>140k

Everyone on Cred Forums earns 6 figures

fucking bullshit and you know it you fucking beta.

User Experience Designer / 27 / 170k aud

Environmental Sciences
24
89k/yr

$140 sounds like a lot but after taxes and living in NY it is not as much as it seems

shut up yankee cuck

accountant
24
59k

>Environmental Sciences

Waste of tax payer's money. Get a real job faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=jJz3jCprFdA

26 network engineer 65k aud

Yeah fuck the environment and historical cultures!

wal mart cashier
32
22K a year

lawyer
27
$175k

hmm 170k for a user EX designer? I work across from google and have friends there and their User EX designer make up to 120-130k where are you working to make 170k?

I from CA I moved to NY

Also I'm not an employed by the government yet. So HA

Call me stupid but what do you do exactly, what data do you sell?

Infant room daycare teacher
19
$14/hr.

>I from CA

Same shit, faggot.

You're still a useless fucking leech, ya bum.

Tits or GTFO

ha, okay. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>spotted the pedophile

Yeah I'm a bum living in my own house with a paid off car at the age of 24. Fuck meeeeeee!

Are you gay? Do you suck dicks?

You don't get it cock fag

Retired
21
Faggot

Designer of low voltage installations, 24, 750 euro / month, I can make additional through bringing clients and projects (bonus system)

Try working at a bakery
>3:30-11:00 am, 4:00-7:00 pm
>every single day except sunday
>sunday is 3:30-11:00 am only
>Bakery owners are cheap as hell so they don't pay well
>10/10
I'm a collage student btw (22), currently looking for some half time job

Fucken sweet whens the album hitting.

Sysadmin/37/2000€ net or 3000(if i do overtime 32 hours er month). Romania

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I actually don't

Real talk. How do you figure my job is useless?

My area of expertise is cultural preservation.

Fuck.

renting a shack and owning a paid off used shit box isn't something to boast about

Or a femanon

34
Business systems analyst
$100k (Canada)

that doesnt sound like alot... where do you live Cred Forumsro?

>Real talk.

Nigger? If not, don't use that ebonics here you fucking wigger.

Chef at Wendys
26
$9/hr

2 Bdrm House 1700Sq/ft
2010 Subaru Impreza

You're entirely right nothing to brag about, but its mine.

>cultural preservation

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I am a UX consultant - I have specialised certifications and work mainly in government and banks doing UX around accessibility (WCAG) - I also have a large skill set (Front end Dev, Back end Dev, UI Design etc).

Full blood Caucasian.

>2 Bdrm House
>2 bdrm
>2010 Shitaru

Fuck brah you prove me right

Who is paying you that much to do UX? That's way above market value

Gets me paid ;)

Then talk and write like one, you fucking wigger.

Sr software engineer
28
$89k

oops kek

I sell cell phones in the mall/ 23/ 50-80k year

Nurse
24
$34/hr

let me guess, you live in NY where 80k is shit pay?

he's a bar owner in spain, does fuckall except serves drinks and gets drunk all day and doesent serve food that you simply scoop onto a plate during siestas or whenever the fuck they feel like being lazy which is most of the time.

there is a reason why spains economy is in the toilet.

Jeez you talk like a faggot
Just say you are dev
I know a guy like that, gov contrwct, makes about 150$k (cad).

UX doesn't pay that much though, unless you develop it too.

Oil Painter
25
500-2000€ per month, depends

Sales Rep
24
Approx 108,000 before tax

Where do you live, work, and do as nurse to earn that much an hour? My gf is a BSN at a prestigious hospital. She's 28. Been working for almost a decade. Only earns 26 an hour.

haha UX is huge in AUS right now... massive demand, its driving the market up and up... Because im what is considered a "unicorn" (can code and design front end and back end and conduct user research etc.) i am in higher demand.

Student/20/No

I've never worked but I would like to get abut. Suggestions?

Actor
26
$3.5m last financial year

Private caregiver
21 years old
13.00/hour

why don't you use vinegar tho?

Canada. Not great pay, but not bad for entry level sales job

you wish

Developer/22/ 2k/monthly which is much over average, (average 700 in my country)

Me: Medical software sales, 42, Mass, USA, BA & unrelated MA, $210k ($75k base + $100-150k commissions)

Friend: Cardiologist / professor / researcher, 60, Italy, MD & PhD, €60k

What the actual fuck?!

i call bullshit.

forgot to mention I work around 100hours per month. So I guess I have quality life

this whole thread is bullshit

It's true. But this is also including commision, some reps make more in more densely populated malls, some less

Urban Planner in Amsterdam
27
2500 euros per month after taxes

Aus, I currently work in aged care as a casual. Because I am also studying my RNs. Currently what you guys call an LPN. Being casual gives me higher pay rate somewhat.

>Customer Proof of Concept Engineer
>128k US
>travel 3/4 weeks a month to customers globally
>hate my job

The casting couch is real my friend.

no. it's not

prove it user

$8 billion (net worth) / 70 / Republican Party Nominee

Yes $257k. Coppers selling fine, oil went sky high, the housing markets back up and swinging, i switched to soybeans at the right time cause corns dying.
Only issue is stocks are fucking crazy and my guy is understandably dropping the and that the weather where i grow my shit is fucking horrendous so crop yield will be absolute shit.
If it makes you feel better thats $257k profit expected AFTER everythings said and done. $50k less than previous years ain't great either.

>Aus

That explains it... higher cost of living demands a higher pay.

>LPN

Yeah, here in America that's kinda an obsolete field. Gf no longer sees them in her hospital. Cheaper CNAs have taken their place.

Why not?

Cashier at Target
18
minimum wagecuck

Cop
27
65k

JD Edwards IT Recruiter
Just turned 24
40k plus commission, targeting 55k total comp

unemployed never worked in my life

28 yr old bum who lives with mommy still

0 income mommy supports me

Nice try NSA

blake?

I would also like to know.

Apprentice electrician, 15/hr... Age25 getting a raise soon. Love my job! Better that working at a plant.

Bob?

Yeah pretty much. While my wage is high where I live I probably couldnt live on my own. ENs/LPNs are still really common here, staffing protocol basically allows 1 RN to run the floor with LPNs depending on the ward. But hoping to get further than my RNs as the pay rises really get substantial.

>free days in a row since. 2 years ago, i close on mondays and on top of that I have to use theat day to restock and order documents, etc. Days are very dull or nerve wracking non stop work. And I only make 200 euros more than minimum salary. You don't know how lucky are all of you

>chekd dubs

mineral man is a lying faggot and half this thread is OP replying to his self

Shaniqua?

no, it me, mario

believable actually

deqwuan?

What's your major? Internships are the best route to a satisfying job

Upcoming prophet/rapper/billionire/quantumphycicist.
Current salary is 1600 a month
Age 20

What would you do if mommy died tomorrow? Would you be able to support yourself?

Where do you see yourself in thirty years time?

Taquan?

Velasquez?

congrats user, just get a hotwife and get cucked by niggers now

Betty?

Billy?

Sheryl?

I don't have some shitty chiringuito in the beach, wich is what you are referring probaably. I have 45 different dishes, and "the food I scoop in a plate", I do it, homemade. I cook. I serve. I caarry it to disgraceful britbong tourists who complain that beer is too cold. I serve amerifats, obnoxious people of all walks of life. The ones who have it easy are YOUR waiters, they don't have to stay until 4 in the morning cause some asshole wants to drink for reasons. someday you will exit the basement and see the world boyo.

Living with his mom, 2 feet bellow ground

>Third year student
>20
>After rent: £300 per month

mamporrero
49
76k

Suck dick at google/9001/semen

creative self employed (photographjy cgi videography)
20
£800 a month

38
IT infrastructure consultant
£75,000

student
18
£0/hr

>assuming I saw that webm before
>curious if I did
>click out of curiosity
>in fact I have
>oh shit
>pause
>click out
>fuck that shit

Ramon?

$170k aud = $130 usd

Whatcha trynna say fam?

Industrial Electrician
20
2000-3000£ (if i do offsite work too)

Who the fuck complains that their beer is too cold

Tyreese?

¿Euros? No sabía que pajear caballos era tan rentable.

Unemployed... lives on welfare which is pretty high in my country.

Unemployed
28
$2500/month

What's with unwarranted hostility?

Doing shit all day
36
less than 30k €

>le round plug meme

What county?

Geeze I need me some welfare!

To which country would I have to go for that?

Project manager, RSA
26
16k annually with current exchange rate

cerdos principalmente

Denmark

This is before taxes BTW...

where is this user, and what type of products you selling?

I want to make a move into Software sales.

Accountant
25
$46500 (AUD)

Window cleaner
18
300 per week

Some germans and brits, I know a guy that started selling warm beer in the coast, everyone called him crazy, but the fucker serves about 100-120 liters daily of that piss

Denmark.

But that's the problem. I wouldn't mind getting only $1000 if it stops all the muslims from getting in.
Muslims come to Denmark for the welfare.. and they even get MORE than the $2500

Yay, one of these threads.

Underwater Stunt Cock
173
$78,000,000,000 a month

26 USD is more than 34 AUD.

Solicitor/Barrister ( Hardly a barrister, been to the high court twice)

105k p/y aud

oh forgot my age,

29.

Teach
28
45k

that sounds fucking revolting

Where can I take Underwater Stunt Cock classes?

Been a dream of mine since I was 12!

Business Factory/47/230k after taxes

28
Deep-sea welder
+/- 220k a year

Hairdresser /18/ $440 per week

Job and age don't matter. Money does

114k

Production and Inventory manager/planner
30
$42000 a year

Software Engineer

$400,000 an hour

Project maneger/ marketing coordinator
21
About 40k a year. Give or take. Contractor though.

Math phD
25
No job yet, but guaranteed 300k starting for any job i want

I'm an assistant Software Engineer and I earn $500,000 an hour

lmfao irl

stfu

kek

>No job yet, but guaranteed 300k starting for any job i want
Sure, pls report back in 2 years when you've found out that the stories that the university and the internets told you weren't true and that it still takes 10 years of internships and low paid jobs before you earn 300k a year

Production Operator
24
40k

musician
22
400k+

Felicidades macho. Y yo comiéndome los mocos de traductor .

electrician
34
72k

jobless
18
no birth certificate to be found

Beacause it is, I don't know if it is that. common in the uk, or if it is more of an old man thing there, would appreciate insight in this

Women's Studies PhD
23
No job yet, but guaranteed 400k starting for any job i want

Warehouse helper
22
30k a year

...

Nope not a normal thing, that guy is just weird, as far as I can tell anyway

Cable guy
32
$2000/ month

Retail Supervisor
25
$20/hr

I lived in spain for 5 years and can confirm particularily in the south you guys are lazy as fuck.

Ive been turned away so many times for platos frios like ensaladilla rusa because it was 'siesta' even though the things were right in front of me and just had to be scooped on a plate. most of your food is fried or grilled so hardly michelin star preparation.

Most of you guys are drunk all the fucking time and depending where you are in spain it can take an eon to be served when the bar is completely empty.

in the uk people have to deal with rude drunk english people, usually understaffed because the owners are cheap and drive a hard work load, remember britain used to send children down mines not long ago, not much has really changed in the service industry and generally they still have to stay late to clean down in places like weatherspoons.

You sound disallusioned and if you didnt want to deal with tourism looks like you chose the wrong fucking profession cabron, tourists are cunts everywhere.

Sounds like the same old victim story 'oh my economy is bad because we voted for corrupt ass politicians and can be hardly arsed to fucking work even when we show up'.

There is a reason why spaniards have the stereotype of 'manana time' because you fuckers are lazy cunts.

Cashier at small local grocery store
23
$9/hr

Shitpost specialist / shit tier thread maker / professional liar
19
312k before taxes. About 345k after taxes.

private security
22
75/h

medical student in aus
24
starting 70k next year

job: neuroscientist/resercher
age: 25
salary: about 3k€ per month

Living the dream

Pilot - first officer
23
3650 euros pm after taxes

professional mastrubation consultant /18/$30,000 a month

POTUS
55
$400,000 /y base salary
$150,000 expense account
$100,000 tax free travel account
$200,000 royalties for my books

Italian cook
16
$11.90 hour
$220 a week

oh shit! typo

forgot a few zeros

i make $400,000,000,000,000 a second

(OP) Is a nigger

Full-time Quantity Surveying student and part-time council worker
28
£15,500 from jobs last year + £7250 student loan and bursary

>Private tutor (and med student)
> $30/hour but only work 10hours/week --> ~$300/week
>20

In just another 8 years time I'll be done with school and making the 6 figure-salaries xd

Underage b&

Oh, poor whiny baby afraid of dicks.

Security but side job as personal trainer for my own business.
26
Around 30k for security a with current clients (3) 48k.

Trying to drop security all together and focus on my business. Looking for a target of 10 which would be roughly 70k or 65k after taxes. Hard to sell in CO because there is a lot of fit individuals.

Dutchfag here with some Spanish friends and visited the country a few times

This is correct. Though in Madrid and Barcelone I've seen quite some hard working people, the rest of the country is LAZY AS FUCK. Your economy fails because your culture and work ethic fails. Stop blaming the Euro or the Germans or corrupt politicians for the problems that you create for yourselves.

Same goes for Greece, southern Italy and all of Latin America. Stop partying and complaining and start working.

22
Code Monkey
22$ hour

Ban

Front end developer
72k AUD

Wendy's head chef
28
$18/hr

just turned 24 today, ATT Cable guy, 22.33 an hr with benefits dog

How am I underaged?

20
Field Manager for a private security firm
30k

full time OP/Prostitute
34 and gay
$100/day

Warehouse Worker
24
$23/hr

Not bad for a job I got straight outta high school

How do i do that?

Programmer/23/$50k salary

oilfield tech support
40
3000 € /month after taxes

27
international trucker in Europe
2700€ / month.+ some good benefits.

Valet/ 28/ I make $ 11/hour on overnight shifts and $6 / hour regular I end up with about $500 every 2 weeks. I have a master's in theoretical mathematics

Writer (fiction)
28
~400 €/ months
I just work (sell books) when I need money, so the 400 is the average.

37
8.79/hr
Burger chef at Wendy's.

How much per month? I m cable guy in Argentina. Here i earn $2000/month

Thats actually really smart. The rubber absorbs the current so they don't get shocked

Slacker
25
El Zilcho

25, Warehouse manager 17£ an hour. 36.5 hours per week.

>chef

around 3k after all taxes. take home pay per 2 weeks is around 1500~

Car salesman (Toyota)
19
114k in commission last year

I'm curious about these stats in other countries.

Netherlands:
>Average monthly salary before tax: €3000/4000
>Minimum wage before tax: €1600
>Social welfare minimum for single person no kids: €1000 to €1200 (sum of multiple allowances)
>Average price for house: €250.000
>Income tax rate for minimum wage: next to zero
>Income tax rate for average salary: 30% to 40%
>Income tax rate for high earners: 52%
>College tuition: €2000 / year
>Petrol price per liter: €1,40 (= about $6 USD per gallon)

I remember visiting morrocco and these guys even if they didnt have burger on the menu would source all the ingredients, the fucking cooker and make it for you just if you asked, some industrious people.

I got off the ferry into spain starving, went to a bar asked for a cold plate of food sat on the bar behind glass right in front of me.

'la cocina es cerrado'

But I will even give you money and everything, the place is empty dont you want to soop a thing on a plate and just give it to me for some money.

'la cocina es cerrado'

what the actual fuck...

Also spanish time,

if something opens at 10am, it usually means itll be open between 10-12.

siesta is 2-5, but it actually can be anything like 12:30-7pm.

Also anything remotely burecratic is generally made so inconceivably complicated that it is almost impossible to achieve. One cannot simply go and pay a bill or open a bank account. I love Spanish food and culture but it is so impractical in the real world.

content manager
26 yo
$12k/y

Kerser pls

Elaborate plz

Sugar baby
However much I ask/hour
18
It's fun being me c:

30, no job, I sell shit on my website and ebay

"Earn" anywhere from £150-£300 daily depending on how many sales I get and how much I can be bothered to pack that day

I wanna kill myself, but at the same time i have to keep trying to make my life better.
Good luck to anyone who had parents who were responsible enough to keep up with your birth certificate and not let some meth junky use your social security number to claim you on taxes.

warehouse worker
19
550 bgn
281 euro
313 usd
a month (-____-)

la cocina está cerrada*

end your life

Salesman at an electronics store
24
1100+ euros

...

In Peru it's like this multiplied by ten. If you have an appointment at 3, you're lucky if they show up before 4.

Nah man. I get paid a lot to go on paid dates to really nice places and to look cute. I'm gunna maybe live for a bit. c;

You must be 18 or older to access this board user

0/0/0

Student but als working few hours (research assistant in computer scientist)
23
285€

She don't live here no mo.

Custom craftsman/ fabricator work for myself
32
~40k

40 ish
160k euro/y
Freelance IT Infrastructure consultant

You forgot to mention that earning > 63k euro/y is considered being a "high earner" while in reality you cannot sustain a family of 4 with a decent living standard on that kind of money.
The power to tax is the power to destroy

drugdealer
25
200$ a week

Grocery dickshit
19
Minimum wage

None/27/0

Fucking nice. Our money change are about 1us dlr = 15 ar pesos. With that you bought for example a 500ml bottle of coke. You think if i earn 2k months i am earning nice money?

Sugar daddy here, wanna meet up?
NW Europe please

Drug dealer
20
200-300 a day. You suck.

you get paid to act fake, look fake and your existence is as fake as your soul

end it while you still can before you grow up to be a bitter old hag

Deli Drone
28
$11.22/hr, average takehome is ~$700-750/fortnight

It's enough to live on if you don't mind a small space to live and not being particularly fancy about anything. My only regret is how many hours I work per week. (40-48, full time benefits are nice but I'd rather be home more often).

i would imagine so, i work for a very busy section of north atlanta area, so there is always overtime, and our labor force is unionized.
you are making more money in argentina than most americans in the thread

what drugs?

Here it s not a bad salary, but some things are expepnsive for us. Also i don t make overtime. I enter job at 7:30, i go home at 14:40. Work from mondey to friday and 1 sunday and 2 saturdays per month. But i never knew how we are compairing the same work with other country

PHP developer / 23 / € 20k ($22k) for 4 days a week
Never work fulltime

Holy shit bro you're from sydney and you rap? Mt Druitt up in here, trying to distinguish myself from all the peshay fucks out here, keep spitting yo

Chief executive head chef at Wendy's / 35/ $8.65 an hour

Sorry Midwest USA. :(

Optical fibre technician.
34
$50aud per hour.

fpbp

Casual IT Helpdesk worker
22
$22 AUD/hr

Student in a totally unrelated field.

I don't act fake. The men are well aware of why I need the money. They're rich old dudes that get off on me being happy and getting what I need. No sexual stuff. When you leave your family and everyone to be with a dude for a long ass time and you break up you tend to me in a shit tier position. Bc you know you shouldn't move in with your s/o, especially if underage. Dude was 23 and a degenerate faggot.

It sure as hell is.

mcdonalds\17\alittle bit less then 6$/h

Belgium:
>Average monthly salary before tax: €1.800 - 2.800
>Minimum wage before tax: +- €1600
>Social welfare minimum for single person no kids: (depends on how much your earned on your last job) Max € 1500 net
>Average price for house: €200.000 - 300.000 (depends on the area)
>Income tax rate for minimum wage: +- 30 %
>Income tax rate for average salary: 30% to 40%
>Income tax rate for high earners: The sky is the limit (At this point you better start a company or become a partner)
>College tuition: €1200 / year
>Petrol price per liter: €1,40

lying on Cred Forums
12
5billion

Now heres a fuckin real man. He aint lying to a bunch of cucks on b

...

22 Renderer/Solid plasterer 45K

Grocery store bagger / 18 / minimum wage ($10/H)

Line cook/banquet cook
30
$22/hr

Hahahahahahahaha. Ya made me laugh. Thx user

Sex slave
6
No pay

Hvac
24
35k

How did you come into those structures ? I am young and want do earn some money too in my life to be able to pay things i want :D

mold maker for conrete houses
21
23,93$ dollar an hour

I remember when this pic caused a massive shitstorm.

NEET\22\0

>posting the traitorous piece of shit Jewt here

Kill yourself OP, you cock gobbling faggot

I colour parts of geological maps red or sometimes green.
26
120k PA

Faggot
20
220€ per hours.

...

fake that's made by computer

Mobile home community manager, 25, 25k a year

Package Handler
Store Cashier
24
$10.70 a hour
$10.40 a hour

Yeah... It is. My computer. Some sad shit's gotta sit there 9 hours a day telling it what to do. I could do my job with crayons.

sealant contractor
25
~$120k

Resourses finance
37
255k pa

Ups supervisor
21
I believe around 22k~

Name the coolest actor youve worked with

Barak Obama
I don't know I have never seen my birth certificate
puppet of George Soros
wait I getting paid for dis

I'm part of the royal family of a space colony and I'm drowning in pussy and money.

>this thread

none, 23, lost my job and my car 2 months ago, it never gets better, only worse.

Behavioral health aide/21/ 24k

Ramp agent at an airport
22 years young
12.25/hour

death to the false emperor

Travel claims client manager.
24
65,000.00aud.

Air force maintenance team electrician.
24
~7600$ monthly.

Behavior analyst
35
86,000 per year