You know what, Cred Forums? I don't think I've ever seen turtle-on-human pornography. Does such a thing exist...

You know what, Cred Forums? I don't think I've ever seen turtle-on-human pornography. Does such a thing exist? It's kind of something that I might be in to.

Turtle dicks are too weird to do anything with

I disagree witchoo

sauce ?

Well you have to stick it in...
I saw a guy fuck a turtle shell... you want that?

yeah let's see it

turtle shell thats some weak shit

thats like sticking your dick in womans panties

Hence why i didnt save it.

mmmmooooaaaaaarrrrrrr

What's wrong with sticking your dick in women's panties? What are you, gay?

What's right with it? Do you figure the silk to be an adequate substitute for pussy flesh? If so, you're mistaken. It doesn't feel alike at all.

You're basically asking why objectophilia is considered a paraphilia.
The answer is: because it's highly abnormal and indicates a disturbed mind.

Someone fucking cum on their turtle and post for op

Why not both?

i dont understand this question

I must see this.

>pic related, its ur mums

Yes. Please. Someone.

I'm ready.

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Jesus H Christ.

Is that some sort of Oblivion mod?

Well my goodness, this is really shaping up to be quite a thread.

Not knowing the Hartley Hooligans. Your newfag is showing.

All these newfriends.
>mfw

>life is constant agony
>I am trapped in a perpetual cycle of dispair
>and the dog won't even eat me..

I've actually heard that the guy is actually a good dad. Shame he was given not 1, but 2 potatoes

Already knew them, I still find it very disturbing. With sound it is even worse.

I am disappointed that Cred Forums has thusfar been unable to fulfill my initial request.