Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Calamity-masu'd

Leaving for a little

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>Rem
The pats have made me feel better. Now I'm just laying in bed.

>books nose
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>*boops

Thanks autocorrect

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Claiming this dead man

Miho claimed

>nibble
My sleeping schedule has been so fucked lately

Just missed me bus, now it'll be 2. Hours before I get home :/

I wake up at 4 in the morning or 12 in the afternoon. I know how you feel

>consoling head pats of understanding

Heyo

Good job.
Now you have plenty of time to post lewds.

All of the RIP.

And even more time to not post lewds ; ^^^^^^ )
Yup,would never only been an hour to get home but my connection bus is hourly. Fuck this city

Think of the fire-breathing lizard enemy from the Zelda series and drop the first two letters and the last letter
That's what you're going to get

I'm pretty sure waking up at 3-5 after sleeping at midnight makes you tired after the school day, which basically kills me if I fall asleep since if I do, I have to make sure I wake up on time to go to my other classes, then I sleep. But, my body thinks I already slept so I can't really sleep
>all my life this has happened
>hug

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All you need is 4-5 hours, bare minimum is best minimum

I want a Homura and Kyouko doll

This mouth breather on the bus has a I

I want the entire set. Sounds like a nice guy to hang with.

Well, it's gotten pretty late over here. I'm going to bed. Goodnight~!

>snoozes on your tummy

Homura and Kyouko were my two favorite girls in that anime. Madoka just seemed to whine too much about everything. Alternate universe Madoka were cool though
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Still, it's pretty damaging

>light headpats

I haven't really noticed a problem. I'll need a nap once a week or so sometimes but that's about it.

I just saw two pigeons duke it out. Savage little bastards

>Hourly
Yo what the fuck, even ours only go to 30 minutes max.

That was a fun drive home. I feel I'm really getting the handle on downshifting to get more speed.

Lolwut

Do you know what that kind of enemy is called?
It's a dodongo
Drop the first two letters and the last letter and that's what you're going to get

Mornings are cold.
And 11:30 isn't even that early.

That's what I get for not contributing to the overpopulation of the inner city. In like 5 minutes of of the city inner city and it's hourly.
Rush hour they grace us with a second bus for 3 hours a day
A fellow maritimer? Or south America

Summers are hot.

You're all barking mad for not picking nina

BAD RENGE! NO MORE DONG!

Start a riot. Alternately, get a car. Alternate alternative, enjoy the extended time we get to spend with each other~

Morning everyone!

Her character is a lot too tragic for me. I also didn't like her that much so she's all yours my friend.
>barking, nice
My parents just bought a new car, so I would actually have one now that my sister won't ruin, I just gotta get around to actually doing the drivers test. Have had no reason to until now
>pic related

With a mention that it's at 125K now
>75K miles

(´・ω・`)

>Digital dash
At least it has an analogue tachometer... r-right?

I don't watch anime, but mentioning her triggers my sister. So i like to do it often.

But Spring started just yesterday.
I'm freezing right now.

Latter one, but I hope your morning is going well.

Why must you bring the dongening upon us all?

>upon us all
No, just upon you :^)

Yes. The speedometer is also analogue
It's because her dad turns her into a chimera. And she dies. It's a sad character
It's okay I guess. I finished school early because I'm ahead in programming. The trade off is I missed my bus so I'll be getting home at pretty much the same time anyway

Ah, I tought we are talking about obvious stuff.

>the bird says
chirp
>the cat says
meow
>the dog says

EDDDDWWWWWAAAARDDD

Morning my cutie
Sleep well?

I'm well aware. I'll say she's being a nina instead of calling her a bitch. Makes her tear up without fail. I'd be nicer, but there's not a drop of blood between us.

Why just me?!

Okay, then it's acceptable enough I suppose.

where did you go i was just about to talk to you?

STOP THE FEELS
Hello Yuno
You can still be nice to her.
>but you can hate her too, I hate my sister
The amount of distance or on it in so little time isn't though

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Nah, she still lives at home, i only see her when we do family dinner. She's a total NEET.

Good morning. Sleep well?
>rattle

>POMF

That's not really a reason to be rude, but okay. I assume there's more to it than just that anyway
>Alice

See, you post images like that, and then you ask me why you
There's your answer

Hi renge how have you been?

Nah, not really. Dad married her mom my freshman year of college. I don't blame him for that. Mom was gone a long time, and a dick needs sucked. But sis is 20, never had a job, no college, dubious at best hygiene, and does nothing but complain about her mother and my dad who do nothing but enable her "maury povich gunna have ta cut me out my house" lifestyle. She's a tumblrina to the nth degree. A waste of flesh. Lots and lots of flesh.

Sleep? Huh?
Hi Miho. How're you?

Doing ok-ish. You?

Okay, that sounds a bit more reasonable. There are a few NEET here I think, but they don't seem as bad as that
>tumblrina, T R I G G E R E D

Damn, how do you manage it?
>I've seen squirrels do it. Was on a trip to D.C.

I thought you just woke up. Now I remember I was talking to you earlier
>don't mind me, autism is peaking

Slow thread

Yeah, an hour with her and you'd grab a torch and pitchfork and stand beside me. I brought a gf over for a labor day cook out, fudgey refused to come outside because my gf's body triggered her and was fat shaming her. I don't lend much credit to anime fans, she's no exception.

Hello Shinobu, been doing okay but work and school is a bitch. What about you?

I just don't sleep, no trick to it
I like to think of myself as kind of normal. The people here for the most part aren't bad either, though there are anyways exceptions

Just chillin out man. Cleaning my place up, Watching Seven deadly sins. Amazing show. That sucks work and school. I need to get back into the game getting board being NEET.

I realize now i should of used a bunch of commas.

The longest I lasted has only been two and a half days before I slept for five minutes. Best sleep.

I've just never met any that i had any use for. The ones in high school were bad, college was worse. Don't have much exposure these days unless I'm bored at work and looking at porn. IE now. Being openly antagonistic isn't my style, though.

Don't look at me I'm lurking...

Longest I went was 4 I think. Lots of tea, and monsters.
The trick is to just not be a cringe faggot. I'm beta, but I don't really care about people enough to try being alpha
It'd noted lurking if you post :^)

Hey Alice (?)
Sorry about that i was walking doggo
Sucks you got delayed that much. Public transport is a bitch

You seem normal to me, but that's subjective i suppose. Not big on alpha beta shit. Don't be creepy as fuck or purposely annoying. Aside from that, i get baked as fuck and fix engines. Very big engines.

Drat, foiled again.

I didn't realise I didn't put a pic, lol
It's always been a hassle. Nothing to be done about it though
The bus driver I have right now is doing his road test. Instructors blocked off a third of the bus :|
Aircraft mechanic? I have a friend who's taking that. I don't generally try to be annoying, unless I really, really hate someone.
That tends to happen when you post

Are you boys meming in here?

One coffee cup. Asian coffee stronk

It's cool, grammar is somewhat overrated in online chatting, I think. That show started off with some promise but by the end of the first season it just seemed a bit much to me. Some of the plot elements were a bit too clichéd, the character design felt to ordinary, and I didn't really like the level of unnecessary fanservice. Diane is fantastic, though, easily best girl. Any game plan for getting back into things?

Nah, diesel and marine. You seem pretty decent for someone on Cred Forums. I'd have a beer with you.

:/

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Yeah, as cocky as it sounds i just pick up the phone. Im a chef in a metro area with 10 years experience. I have had several offers already just dont really feel like doing it yet. I still have some savings not much, Been big chilling for almost 10 months now. after about 10 years of working well over 40 hour a week. So its been nice to have some "me time" for once.

yea it was kinda obvious perhaps
yea its the same here, trains suck ass
kek i bet you feel safe

Why do you have a sexy Kirby saved on your phone?

Hey, well there you go then. I've only really been in the workforce for maybe 3 years now but I'm also not old so I think that's pretty reasonable. When do you plan on jumping back in?

This thread feels sad..

I don't like coffee. You tend to drink a lot more of it in the third day just to keep going
Marine is a big one around here. I would drink a soda with you, I don't like beer
Oh it was fine, just a little slow, which I expected

I have made some very questionable choices in my lifetime.

Well i have a family wedding in November so it woudl be a dick move to start anywhere now. Because i would be the new guy whose asking for the thanksgiving weekend off. WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE to get off in the food industry.

My cousin is such a cunt man Who the fuck books their wedding on the weekend after thanksgiving. Literally every hotel is filled airport is a fucking mess and dog kenneling costs so much and is already booked like a year in advance.

It was those 3 in 1 packs. A small amount, but it suited my liking. Sweet and strong.
>plus you could add as much milk as you wanted
>I can brew my own but nah

you had a pretty short day of school
isnt it like 12 and youre already done?

Which coast are you on? Bourbon? I'd fix something you'd like, I'm sure. Not important, though.

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swiggity

swooty

I like this answer
I have no idea what you're talking about. Is it like a fridge coffee thing?
It's 13:00, I was ahead in my second class and I got graded. So I left
East Coast, worst coast

Ouch, Gulf Coast here. West is worst than East by far, though.

I'm comin for that...

Yeah that's a pretty shitty thing to do. So will you just start come December? I'm probably not going to ask for any time off until valentine's anyway.

Thank you, you flatter me.

You're asking off for Valentine's Day? Your waifu is very lucky

not if I get yours first, homura.

Possibly, im kinda thinking about going to school so im gonna start looking at that maybe start school up in the new semester. Ive really had the urge to get into like substance abuse field. Lots of high paying jobs in that field.

ass

You should minor in bio or chemistry. It would give you a competitive edge over a pot of other candidates when looking for jobs or applying to graduate school

oh thats pretty cool
still pretty early
any plans for the rest of the day?

nice feet

Substance abuse? Organic chemistry? And if you want in during the spring 17 semester you'll probably need to start at least tossing in applications now. I'm currently working towards healthcare, gonna get a certification to be a radiology tech. See where I can go from there.

Global Rule 13 violation thread

Drunkards can't win me on this game.

I'm not even drunk.

wubba lubba dub dubs

poor thing.

FUCK YEAH TINY RICK

But you should be

you bring up a good point

RUINING EVERYTHING

Yuuko is use to the disappointment

You read a lot

Not in Canada it isn't
I want Doctor Homura to treat me when I'm sick
I don't like the pictures though
Not really. Just gonna do stuff as I think of it

Well, she does love in a library
>Alice

Live

Mugi

betty does love her books, yes yes.

aren't you here a little earlier than normal?

living the dream

Angela is my waifu

Well I didn't say you had to.

Kinky~

Yes i am. I go to school only 4 days a week.

All your wifus are shit. Jewish wifu best wifu

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ah, well lucky us then~

No waifu no laifu

Instant mix packs. They're awesome as hell,

It never stops pouring

Good for everyone, good for this family.

The gulf? No, bro. Louisiana. I don't venture above the mason dixon line often. Too cold. Got line or Skype?

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always better with a little yuuko

A support character. Named Angela. That looks like an angel. Good God, blizzard. Pulling out all the stops on creativity...

Never heard of those before
It was a typo, I corrected myself damn it!
I do, but I'm not going to share with someone I just met. Sorry man :|
Nice topography

I know this site more than anyone else.

HER NAME IS MERCY!
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Jesus > your waifus

Won't fault you for that. Worth a shot. You're not aggravating.

Even more creative... go wait in the car.

Off to bed. Good night, all.

Except oniichan. Fuck you.

goodnight eyepatch loli.

Like I said, they're sweet and strong. They're relatively easy to make and require only a small amount of water. Like a teacup amount.

Goodnight

Muh waifu is alive

Fucking faggot mercy is her: "hero" name, his real name is angela ziegler

killed by jews/10

Nah, Jesus sucks
Well thank you for not thinking I'm aggravating
Good night
>rattle
Must be a thing in the USA. Or just not here

cut me yuno

Revive after 3 days

But can you into gif?

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who's oniichan?

That makes you a shittier version of Subaru. He revived instantly. Fucking casual

Bully

Speak the word.

here

He is in heaven, at the right side of god

furry-chan.

Thanks for not being aggravating lol. It's been nice having a normal conversation.

meanie

goodnight

It's a Vietnamese coffee mix. I'm pretty sure you can find it at almost any Asian market

Amen

Jesus-kun why doesn't god love me?

AKA: dead
They happen occasionally, it was indeed nice having a normal conversation
That could be it. No Asian market's here. We have an Italian market though
Head not in the business of loving people

bully?

I love you

I want them to love me though.

Make us whole.

Lies

He revive, then he fly away form here so yhea yisus is alive :^)

It's been a while since I've had one. Most people here are just screaming retards. Piston from a 15L engine.

I know you do too

Rip, there might be the ground coffee I use.

Clean your nails you fucking disgrace

yuuko is incapable of loving or accepting love. how cold and cruel life can be.

Yes. I'm going to clean my nails... what about a picture of me holding a piston head, mid shift, makes you think I'm going to keep my fingernails in immaculate condition? That's like bitching at someone to brush their teeth while their still eating.

Love is just a fancy word for making a mistake~

I want to make a mistake with you~

if loving you is a mistake then it's one I want to make.

Fight for my honor

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Hey guys whats going on?

eh. effort though.

Toast. My one true love.

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Hello

You're right. I'm never worth it.

I eat your waifu almost daily. Sometimes after cumming all over her.

Female sibling.

now don't think that. I'm just insanely lazy. you're plenty worth it.

They aren't about that life. That's kind of gay, and being gay is a sin :|
As I recall, the precise words are "Rose from the dead and ascended into Heaven on the third day". That doesn't equate to being revived, or he would have been chilling and having a beer with the Disciples :^)
I could never do that kind of work, if my hands get dirty I feel disgusting. Looking at your hands I'd probably want to burn them clean each night
At the Italian market? Or Asian?

What is on today's schedule?

God is just afraid he'll like it

Both since it's like French Roast style

a whole bunch of nothing much.

The best schedule.

i mowed my lawn and did some HW. All i got.
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NEET Reeeee

Probably. But it's still a nono according to the religious whackjobs
Oh, you can buy that stuff in a regular grocery store here
It's a Kyoukutie

it certainly has a few perks.
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well that's more than I'm likely to do!

oh wow, this is a nice link, thank you~

It's a specific type of brand which I don't remember the name of right now.

Cringe
Autism
Faggotry
All in one thread.

Do these threads compete with Trap/Sissy threads for the worst threads on Cred Forums? I think they do.

I don't drink coffee either way. I just know you can buy it here

>Worse than some faggot pretending to be a chick
How does your logic even function?

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cut me yuno