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You have exactly 10 quid ($13, €12, ¥1300) in your pocket.

And you want to get HAMMERED.

Name your cheap as fuck poison, wherever you are.

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I'd get a few beer for 70ct (€ ct) per bottle.

3 of these with €10 left to get some late night munch

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OK so you shoplift 3 bottles to save for a €10 mystery-meat kebab.

But how do you hide THREE 3 liter bottles??

8 x cans of K Cider, £5.00 for 4 at our local paki shop. Each can is 8.4%.

As many four loco as I can. Cheap, and it works.

corner shop near my house does 5 for £4
8.4% abv

only thing you can get for that price here is a bottle of hand sanitiser

What country do you live in that pays for things with squids?

4 25oz cans of king kobra comes out to about 5 bucks.

pissing all night but you'll get fucked.

I can get oranjeboom for £1 a can from the polish shop, 8 cans of that would fuck me up.

This shits fun

4 40oz of Olde English

Alaska vodka.

This shit

For us it was MD 20/20. Mad Dog

Make sure stomach is empty.

Buy however much whisky $13 will get.

Chug.

Doppel Korn

1 bottle Aristocrat Vodka with enough left over for 2 mcdoubles to eat with it.

You lucky sod! Where in UK user?

The high end stuff

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You can get a 750 of sobieski vodka for just over 10$ here in the US. Cheap as fuck and taste better than most leading trend vodka crap IMHO

id buy weed for 13$

Franzia box wine

just shoplift

The cheapest whiskey, no need for mixers.
SHOOOOTS!

My nigga, about to buy one right now actually lol i love the strawberry lemon flavor!

Either of these will get you there in no time.

If you drink enough, you wont feel or remember the anal rape you will inevitably suffer.

gloucestershire mate

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With that little money, can only grab a goonsack for 9 bucks and whatever tallie is on special. All in all around 4l of wine and 750ml of beer.

This all over

Have you ever had frosty jacks? You could go to the moon on 6l its fucking awful stuff.

Literally tastes like mouthwash & bleach.

Brit fag

Probably go to the jam raki shop and buy 3 x 3 litre bottles of country choice cider (£3 each for reference) and a pre prepared shot of aftershock for a quid

Did that when I was 16 and shat myself in my sleep proceeded to drunkenly walk down the hallway smearing shit on the wall because I was stumbling puking in the sink and then repeating journey back to shit covered bed and going back to sleep only to wake up to my dad shouting "what the fuck"
I still don't remember any of this but I had to clean it up.

I'm guessing That's the level you want

King cobra 40 oz for $3 and buy a ten sack with the rest of the money

Ah, Derbyshire here pal, gonna have 4 K Ciders and 4 Aldi Taurus ciders tonight, fuck 'em.

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Steel reserve

Birmingham fan of K here. Local paki shop and the polish shop sell high strength cider and beers. Tried em all.

2 of these and you're stupid fucked still have 5 bucks for a sandwich

How much you get in that
I bet it's like a bong hit

Plus, the day after your head will be exploding all day until you drink again.

Some cheap vodka, maybe get some cola and do grogg, if not shots.

A half gram if you aren't friends with the dealer. Enough to roll a decent blunt

Australian here

About £5 for 4 litres of wine
Will fuck you up for 3 nights straight

>$13

In Russia that's enough money to buy 3 pic-related (0.5 each) and a coke to wash it down.

Back when i was a kid lambrini, or sweaty as we called it, used to be £1.39 for 1L or £2.19 for a 2L. I was scum back then, utter chavvy scum.

Place by me sells 3 hammers, its never seen an apple in its life. A cheaper version of frosty jacks.

My mate from Newcastle has a frosty jacks challenge. Drink a whole bottle in an hour or so then go to the pub. Fuckin smashed!

are there many vinyards on australia? didnt know, thats cool

Bitch piss we called it, cause the girls used to drink it in the park.

When I was working in Azerbaijan, a bottle of vodka cost less than a sandwich.

>Skoal
>Watered-down Nail Polish

1.75L for $9.49.

Enough for two days.

vodka and oj. cheap cheap vodka. *shudders*

it would do the trick.

We have two states pretty much dedicated to vinyards, with smaller operations in all the ohers.

Two litres of once distilled vodka in plastic bottles. Hammered for four hours, sick for three days. What a time to live.

4 cans of K cider and a bottle of bucky

pint of barton's vodka for $3.81, $6.69 for a pack of marlboros to go with it

Wat maybe 2-3 good bong hits a blunt must be more. Ok maybe very slim blunt.

MARGARITAVILLE GOLD (50 ML) - $2.49

You could buy 5 bottles of tequila for $12.45 leaving $0.55 for strippers.

A gallon of distilled water, aqua velva, and beef jerky

Thats a shitload of money, m8, you can buy drugs, and lots of booze where I come from.

You can buy, weed, cocaine, nbome and a bottle of this thing.

Each one of those little boys costs about 1 quid.

You can buy almost 5 litters of alcohol with 10 quid in the third world.

atlantis you moron

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Now this is what I call bang for buck.

Round my way everyone used to drink it, mainly cause of how cheap it was. Tasted awful but when i was young it more about getting mong'd then enjoying the taste.

We used to get 2L of the stuff each and then pitch in to buy a big rock of tac. Buckets and sweaty in the park on a friday night, takes me back.

And sometimes that's all you need
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Where are you from? Some Balkan shithole?

Polish fag over here
vodka = 8 euro
4 beers = 2-4 euro
whiskey = 8-12 euro

3 40 ounce bottles of Mickey's. I'll have money for food left over.

You're way over budget Polanfag.
Unless 8 beers will get you hammered, which I doubt.

Poor bastard. I feel your pain.

Two bottles of 7.5% frosty jack's (op's pic)
That's 22 units in each, 4 pound each
44 units for 8 pounds. That's the same as an entire litre of whisky.

With the 2 pounds left over, I'd buy a can of lynx super (7.5%) which would add another 3.5 units onto my total

So that's 51.5 units of alcohol, or the equivalent of 26 cans of 5% lager for just under ten pounds. If there's any way to top that, i'd love to know!

Source: career alcoholic

Could get maybe 3-4 of this stuff. 12% will fuck you up pretty fast.

this
70 euro cents inc deposit

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im at belgium right now so probably 12 pack of 35cl jupiler

Liquor store, cheap gin.

It's been demonstrated with math that the best alcohol return for your money is boxed wine. Ergo, here in Clapistan, I'd spend $12.xx for a 5-liter box of wine - the one with the 14% ABV. I don't remember exactly which one that is; a red table wine, I think.

But jupiler's really nice, I think OP means fucked up alcohol. Perhap me wrong. My choice is buckfast as it properly fucks you up. Fortified wine with caffeine. Tastes like shit. Jupiler on the other hand is one of my fav's when abroad.

This is actually hands-down the drunkest you can get for the money, no joke.

Vishina fucks you

it was quite shocking to me tbh, its really good beer for cheap.

done
utah 5$ each. buy two. done fucked up at .40 on a 300 pound man

Oh shit, wait it's €14 a bottle here now (Ireland). Fuck the massive amounts of tax on alcohol here, cunting corrupt government bastards.

nice trips bruh

Thats 17 dollars canadian. I could get piss wasted for 24 hours straight on 17 dollars. Whats wrong with your liquor prices?

I can buy 280 ounces of malt liquor for that much. (Just over 8 liters)

USA fag here. Just outside of Chicago, il.

cheapest way? get some old fruits, yeast and waster and let that shit sit for a couple of days

Are you retarded?

Tesco Rum. If you throw a fiver on there you can get like 1.5 liters and it will ruin your life for several days.

Yea I love the stuff, brewed in Belgium so costs fuckall there. Am off to Holland next week and will be drinking quite a lot of that and grolsch and proper heinekin (not the piss they export here).

bottle of burnettes vodka here is 7 bucks even

the goon

I remember when this shit used to have caffeine in it. that was hella fun.

£10? id get 20 bottles of fosters gold from tescos m8

Heui zwerverbier

i bet thats going to be sweet! ppl buying bottled heineken makes me mad, like, why would you pay twice the usual amount for shit beer? i guess its the brand and all

Buy 1 handle of McCormick vodka. Goodnight.

shits $9.99 in canadia and 20%

tastes like total trash but ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee

$10 for a liter at 20%?
That's weak.

Jesus it sounds like it was made for idiots who think they're Irish.

Nothing better than a bit of fruity lexia

if youve ever tried the stuff it realy is

Even worse is Edward Ciderhands, strap a bottle to each hand and you have to finish them by the end of the night.

If he got 12€ and got 3 beer bottles for 0,70ct each, he wouldnt need to shoplift them to still have ruffly 10€ left...