Here's a truth bomb for all you younglings around here:

And yet again, the faggot cuck op is wrong.
Been here since the start. Still doing it for teh lulz. Neck yourself son

im an oldfag, but im not a "famous 1337 hacker"

I remember when she used to be our queen.

Who exactly cares, where is the difference of browsing this shithole since 10years or since 10 minutes anyways? You don't need to be a neckbearded Cred Forums veteran to post furry porn and bbc b8.

Cred Forums was the only thing with porn not blocked way back in 2004 when I was in high school.

Bring back Snacks, desu.

Full time IT pro and family man here. Hi Cred Forums.

1337 hackerz don't go into jail

2004. Witnessed the cancer spread.
It has obviously become rife.

I've been here since 3M get... how the fuck do I get out of here.

I am an old fag, I hardly post, you're wrong, just stfu.

When we used to play the game.

And when people still respected rule 1 and 2. disrespecting these rules is what made Cred Forums what its now.

Cred Forums is mainstream now. People go here to post your facefaggotry for attention and/or whiteknighting. The Cred Forums we once loved is dead. :)

NO THAT'S NOT TRUE BOXXY QUEEN OF B NIGGERS MUST LEAVE MOSHI MOSHI BEEN HERE SINCE MOOT I'M AN OLD FAG I'M WHITE SO I GET SO MUCH PUSSY

Well it never said in the rules why you shouldn't, it was just a funny reference to fight club first. Noone new it was meant to prevent the spread of cancer

I've known this place since i was like 12, no kidding. Started lurking a bit later. I never posted untill discovering Cred Forums like a year ago. Now I'm 22, studying in STEM field. I only browsed Cred Forums for years, then I switched to Cred Forums because Cred Forums has become infested with traps, gay threads and general spam more than ever.

Cred Forumstards either leave this shithole for good at some point, or they migrate to other boards that doesn't share Cred Forums's teenage edginess. There are no adults who browse Cred Forums exclusively.

also, Cred Forums was rotting ever since 2007-2008, I can't remember when, but when I was in high school, this place already sucked dick. I first got here in 2005

>IT pro
>deleting the logs every few months because the partition gets full otherwise

I remember original, genuine Cred Forums rage threads and stuff like pic related.

Why is everyone against trap threads, i seriously dont get it. Someone explain

2k3 here still a neet. Op doesn't know wtf he's talking about.

I lost the game.

this was a goodun

because it promotes the emasculation of while males which contributes to the collapse of western countries.

Memberberries.

>This is what newfags believe

Wtf you just said its true

I've been here since 07. I remember cause when I first started coming the banners said "4 MORE YEARS" as they were celebreating the 4th anniversary.

Jesus christ I've been here for 9 years.

I've been here since '07
Jesus Christ ...
I'm 19 now, I've been on here for apparently 47% of my entire life ...

You mean never? Because Cred Forums has always had and will only ever have one true queen.

Been here since December '04 when a friend of mine on the SA forums told me about this place. And some magical thing called "tabs".

im here so long i have turned into morgan freeman

FYAD?

you were 10 when you first started coming to Cred Forums?

>mfw >10 years spent in this shithole

Yeah lol
A friend of mine told me about it
I went on once got scarred for life,

Didn't wanna go back but ended up going back

I even got banned a bunch of times for being underage

been here since 2009 i was still a young mang back then look at the time.
someone end it.

Neeto

You can end yourself, you faggot.
What's with this "carry me around" mentality that has been manifested in recent years?

Because they're constantly fucking everywhere. If I wanted to look at dick I'd go to /hm/. Same thing goes for facebook fap and pics you shouldn't share threads, there's so many of them that it's just annoying

>Been here since 2007
>Still exactly the same
>all my friends grew up dont want anything to do with me
>still rotting away at home miserable
at least i have this shithome

Yeah, Cracky.

Man i'm a fucking oldfag. I've been here like since the end of 2015.

Ye idk i dun goofed for over a decade. Still shit i guess.

>still believing in friends
cute

all these fucks claiming Cred Forums was ever good

9M here. I don't think we can.

New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>>Enjoy!

His name was "amoury" or something Mexican. Idk. I started calling him "Mouwdee" because it was easier for me. So then everyone started calling him that. I was a dick in my early teens, and I didn't even know it.

i dont ive been alone and depressed all year.

They all turned into normalfaggots

only ONE still talks to me but hes so far away he might as well be on another planet

...

Well done sir, well done..

Fucking checked

take this motherfuckers
cheesespin.net/

tits or gtfo

You can't be real.

Shit I somehow forgot to add this. Yes, but not often sadly.

stfu
i've been here since 2003

What's funny is: OP can just post some shit he pulled out of his anus, and he immediately gets all the attention he wants.

Doesn't anyone of you see the pattern there?

The first time I visited Cred Forums was in March of 2005, right after I started playing World of Warcraft. This chick I was lusting after (lol) said he brother was a "Cred Forumstard", and I had no fucking idea what she was talking about. The rest is history.

>WoW
>Not EQ1
Faggot. Can you even get drunk in WoW?

You could at the time. No idea what the fuck they've done to the game these days, though.

I DO remember e-fucking Breeara, female NE Priest, in the Stonetalon Mountains, though. Scarlet Crusade.

Sure. EQ please...

Cred Forums is like an old treehouse. you abandoned it when you left for high school or college and new kids took it over.

sure you can always take the climb up the old rickety stepladder. Up past the "no girls allowed sign". Some things never change. Take a look at around your old favorite boards. listen to the new kids with their new memes. They don't make much sense to you, but you smile and nod.

you wonder for yourself was there always this much porn? A folder in your hard-drive marked "oldies but goodies" filled with turtles hentai tells you yes. Still all these trap-appreciation and webm threads strike you as somewhat crude. "we had style and humor" you lie to yourself. You troll someone in a Cred Forums thread and gets called a cuck for you efforts.

You find a thread talking about the old times and you join in. People proudly profess themselves an oldfag or humblebrag that they've only been here for x many years. Everyone pitches in with memes and threads from each their own golden age. Most agree that things a going downhill for the site and indeed that it has always been going downhill. Someone chimes in "if you don't like it do something about it". This gives you pause, could you recreate the magic? Could you make some golden OC? maybe stage a raid on some hapless fool? Instead you post an old demotivational poster, one of the Hitler ones, and shut your browser down.

Your curiosity has been sated, but you feel somewhat left behind. You sit quietly for a moment letting the nostalgia leave your system. Looking at the time you decide to start making dinner. The girlfriend should be coming by any minute now and you have to prepare for the morning meeting tomorrow. It's better this way. You are happier now than you were then. you don't need the approval of anonymous strangers to validate your existence anymore. and yet. . .

You'll go through this cycle every 4-5 months until either you or the site is no more.

You can never go back ladies and gentlemen.

Ok that's actually kinda neat.

>you abandoned it when you left for high school or college and new kids took it over.
Nigga that's when I found it.

More to the point, why the fuck are you still here, nothing happens anymore, no card stands no flash mobs, there's no chat anymore either, it's always been trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls, nothing new, but it used to be witty now it's just retards, all Cred Forums is good for is browsing gif for niche porn

>The girlfriend should be coming by any minute now and you have to prepare for the morning meeting tomorrow. It's better this way. You are happier now than you were then.

If that's what you wanna believe. I couldn't do with an annoying bitch and a superfluous meeting.

I never got into EQ. Warcraft was the first MMO I tried. Met a girl there in the summer of 2006. She was the friend of a guy I was farming BRD for Hand of Justice with. Chatted her up, developed a relationship. Visited her in 2007 twice, then she visited me in 2008 (850 mile difference, US). I moved in 2009 and we bought a house in her hometown. Getting married in Oct.

END THE FAGGOT CONTAMINATION

THIS IS AN ORGANIZED RAID

MODS SWING THE BANHAMMER ALREADY

CLEAN THIS PLACE UP

GET RID OF THE FAGGOTS

Member Amber Lamps?

And soon, you'll join baw threads because she left you.

We've been living together 7 years. Not really any surprises left. We're in it for the long haul.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

WQ1 was my first MMO, and the last of its kind I've played. They cared about immersion above all else. Now its action and graphics. Fuck a good score or lore. Project Gorgon looks kinda neat though.

For me the draw was being lost in a world that I knew absolutely nothing about despite having played a bit of WC/TFT. I lived for that struggle of leveling at the time. Pushed my way up through the "ranks," became the raid leader of one of the "big four" on our server, though keep in mind it was an RP server so the progression wasn't NEARLY as bleeding edge as some of the other guys on PVP realms. I get nostalgic and a bittersweet taste in my mouth just thinking about it.

Obviously meant EQ1.

If that's what you want to believe ... I've seen it all, though. I've seen girls cheating on their oblivious boyfriends for several years, wifes cheating on their oblivious husbands, and ex-wifes cheating on their oblivious ex-husbands. You can't escape it. Universe isn't going to make an exception for you just because you hope to.

Been here for 10 years.

I just don't come to this cesspool unless I'm shitting.

That's why I liked EQ1. To me, WoW was an EQ1 clone with less RP and funny armor. But honestly even it was better in it's heyday then most MMOs today.

If you genuinely think that every marriage involves infidelity, I don't know what to tell you. They obviously aren't all like that. We're an old fashioned couple and hold similar values. I appreciate the advice, though.

My woman played some EQ2 a bit, but her big thing before Warcraft was SWG.

Alright, but don't you ever join a baw thread and proclaim that nobody warned you.

I'll be sitting there, and I'll cut your virtual dick off.

Profound message about getting older, A, except the degradation people refer to occurred in tandem with a general downward spiral of the internet in general and coincides with an influx of younger users, not just younger than I currently am, but younger that I was in my hayday, barely more than toddles watching some man child sell his dignity down the river for ad revenue, social giants driving smaller communities apart, everything is on Reddit/Facebook/Twitter now fuck your small niche site, make a niche subreddit now, but now anyone can cross post it across Reddit and can access any community because the are all functionally identical, I can go to /R/kniting and start posting stupid shit there now because there is no newfag curve it's just Reddit about kniting and I know how to use Reddit.

Pretty soon it'll all be one site, and everyone will use it for everything but the individuals will be drowned out.
That, is what sucks.

Checked.

How long were you married before the divorce?

i'm from 2008

what do

wait a sec nigger im still alive just a drunkard

Regular on Cred Forums '08-'11, stopped visiting for quite a while, just recently came back.

Used to be a lot more CP, triforcing, and comic strip memes. Now it's all cuck and sissy and FB threads.

what's funnier is that people think being an oldfag is something to be proud of. There are normal people on Cred Forums, but none of them stick around so claiming to be an oldfag really just proves you're a beta neckbeard.

Actually yeah.
I started an apprenticeship for IT support in a hospital last year.

One of the most based dudes in my office used to be a Cred Forums mod. He's been to a lot of cons with people like snacks and moot.

Now he's got a family and is a total PCMR.

I haven't been married. I told you: I have seen it always at work. Every single time. People are a couple for years, thinking about marriage, maybe even marrying. Then, ba-bumm, everything's broken. The most retarded explanation I have heard why a girl still lived with her boyfriend was "because of the cats", otherwise she didn't care about him for 2 years.

And I see it in the baw threads, and I see it on other platforms, and I am always wondering why people want to depend on each other so much when all they get from that is getting hurt.

Sure buddy

>10 years later, I work full time but I'm still a Cred Forumstard

I discovered this recently and I'm already yawning.

I've been here since 2006 dickmuncher

So0OOopernewPhaghere.png

this is a fact, 2009 fag here and i cringe at the new b. Image boards are dying because moderators cant remove shit content. Remember when moot told that girl she would be banned if she didnt send nudes? Thats the b i remember.

Oldfag here and can confrom OP is a newfag.

Low quality bait but I'll bite it. Oldfag reporting in.

True

leets,deets,r not your seeks, luls from le bulls,w/incompt skulls, direct the sheep,that tweet. /thread

joined lols
>you can infiltrate the ever prezent LuLeth to maximum Keks realm of

anything..

that is why you are paying for an "edu-LOLcation"

youl'll always come back....

>human

Are you having a stroke?

Love to think anyone is really using this board for anything hemming people into bags. But I'd be slow.

Nice pegging MOAR!!!

>
Are you going to update yuor tumblah pics soon? you promised stubble on and after stubble pic...faggot

ya'll better habeeb it

We moved to Cred Forums and /biz/ faggot

Also yes we have jobs and families,why would that stop me from coming here?

Post for pegging

where is the ass though

here we go again, another one of these "hurr durr my Cred Forums" faggot posts.

Nah son reporting '05 fag here still kickin

Oldfags just lurk instead of posting
This is the first time I've posted in yeara

Dun dun
Puddi
Consequences will never be the same
Narwhal, bacon, midnight, yadda yadda
ISHYGDDT

It would have been best if you hadn't posted anything.

I'm an 08 oldfag who just went on Cred Forums while I'm taking a shit. Currently at a bar in Copenhagen. Ask me anything.

Jelly of his dubs jej check um

...

I am a oldfag

2009 ya roody poo candy ass

RN here, i like anal. in my ass.

Yes when I played you could

Old fags are here i am one but we passed on the mantel of responsibility to you the summer fags and now lurk in the shadows not all of us have been b& from the place yet.....not yet

damn that treehouse analogy fell apart quickly

Ib4 im an old fag

If that is what you choose for your lige then more power to you. But i have to wonder, what makes you get up in the morning? what makes you smile?

Remember project chantology 29 of February 2009

proof newfags have taken over Cred Forums

>Cred Forums is acceptable
>"Girls" can make threads
>stale pasta is fresh
>old memes are new
>greentext used for quoting
>whiteknighting is the new norm

Mostly programming. I find it fascinating to learn more about machines, and the deeper it goes, the better.

Been here since M00t. Whoopdidoo. He left like a week ago. Fucking fag

Hello John. Your story is an inspiration to us all. May the power of Bahometh bless you and your lovely future wife.

Started browsing Cred Forums in 2006, blew my 13 year old mind. Then I realized how shit this place was. I quit browsing for years and came back on and off to see how far Cred Forums has deteriorated.

Honestly I'm surprised this shithole is even still going, everyone is gone, even m00t left. Cred Forums today is a husk of its former self.

Amen to all that. Reality is still out there though. We can take it back while the corporations are busy on the internet

Does your first name start with an M and ends with an N?

Actually most of us grew up out of Cred Forums and start lurking Cred Forums

I grew up, got a full time IT job, and still waste time here.

true, I think most people do so with a solid amount of irony. furthermore the same could be said in any social grouping where you haven't somehow risen to the top. "I've been here longer" is the male equivalent of "i've had a baby" i.e. a meaningless qualifier for social status.

which bar man?

No. This place is at its peak. We get to post bananas in ylyl threads and body bodied Chloe hate in celeb threads. Hell, trap threads in themselves are a monument to this. The only ones not having a good time are Newt Gingriches who think Cred Forums is supposed to be an OC machine or something. Cred Forums is the pinnacle of breaking expectations. Cred Forums never changes, and moot will always be a literal faggot.

*boxy* bodied Chloe

M-M-Marion?

Nevermind.

i never did.