Ask a beekeeper anything Cred Forums

How did you start? How would you recommend starting out?

Is it hip to fuck bees?

did you at one point in time think Cred Forums stood for Cred Forumseekeeping?

Yes.
No.
About as hard as my penis when I saw your mom bend over.

Post pic of hive with timestamp and i'll believe you

I've tried. It kinda stings.

Have you ever used honey as lube for girls who dig beekeepers?

I would, that sounds sexy as fuck

so not hard at all?

have you ever considered taking high def pictures of your queens and making porn sites centered around them in various suggestive poses and skimpy outfits?

Punch a be hive and start grabbing at them and put them in your pockets. Take them home and put them in the oven preheated at 200 degrees.
It stings.
It does.
Very hard.
Actually yes. No lie.

Do you ever plant a hive in someone's house to be called later to remove them and make a hefty profit?

Would you plant a hive in an asshole home just to piss him off?

He didn't answer if he's a worthless nigger so he's probably a nigger.

This nigga stole your job????

I once threw 4 beehives into a school assembley and ran like hell.
You're a fag and no one reads your posts.

Protip on starting beekeeping

Can you fuck bees ?

A lot of people are allergic to bee stings, it could kill them. Beekeepers don't give two shits about this. You endanger children, what if one gets stung by one of your bees, would you feel one ounce of responsibility? You are the scum of the Earth, I hope you get sued for everything you own, are thrown in jail, raped by Bubba, and given google aids.

Cred Forumskeeper

Dig a recess into your left thigh and use it to store a surplus of bees. When buying groceries always leave a thank you bee as a tip.

>Punch a be hive and start grabbing at them and put them in your pockets. Take them home and put them in the oven preheated at 200 degrees.
Fuck, my sides

Do you fuck the bees?

how's the whole colony collapse thing playing out?

Leave my sexual preference out of this.

You are a fraud anyway.

as a beekeeper do you think it is humanly possible to fill your lungs with bees just before death in order to turn your autopsy into a rebirth of live bees??

I have surgicaly opened both of my testicles and filled them with bees. I raping a particular girl that I hate so I can cum angry bees into her.

S A V A G E

do you even fap bro

>Anonymous 09/22/16(Thu)09:29:53 No.704967
Cum erupts from the seminal vesicles, not the nuts you idiot.

do cure your aids by being stung by bees? docs say bee venom destroys HIV
How many bees?

Yep
Feelsbadman
Depends on the bee and wasp your comparing ex leafcutters, bumblebees, hornets etc...
Bleach, I think? Maybe some lemon juice?
1. nope just a dirty Indian(redskin) 2. hell of a lot.
Yep. For sale of honey and wax only.
Nope. Too lazy for that shit.
Not very hard. Just need about 2k (ideally) to start and to knowhow to do it.
This guy is fake but not gay
Go to a beekeeping course at you local university or college, save about 2k (you can save 1k for buying used equipment. Make sure you have 2 hive to compare and I would reccomend double brood with 9 frames for you noobies out there, and maintain them by doing weekly inspections,feedings,and extractions when appropriate.
Vinesauce reference? Fuck you and yes.
Nope. Not a newfag
This guy again.fuck off.
I'm not biking 12km. Fuck that. Don't have tits btw.
Fuck off.
Nope. I'm from Cred Forums, what do you expect?
Wish I have. They only mate 2-5 times for 1 day I believe. I would need to split a bunch of hives for that. Hit me up if you want to do this shit btw.

this has inspired me to write a greentext copy pasta about this very thing
BeeSlaver OP is not a faggot

How many bees do you have?

Write it in here I am interested

Bees erupt from the testicles. Duh.

Op here. Continued #2
This guy.
1.will do that in the future. Thnx m8! 2.tried that. Wasn't my thing.
I'm typing this on a tablet. Takes a long ass time.
Nope. I can kill 60,000 of those bitches (yes workers are all females) without remourse. So, fuck that guy.
Fuck you.
Save money.take course for beekeeping. Beware of buying used equipment as fungal desieses can linger such as chalk brood and foul brood.
Sadly no. This dick won't fit. Love the vinesauce ref btw
Its not my fault the retards of the world fucks with honey bees. They are very docile creatures that don't sting unless endangered. Also, natural selection is a thing.
Top kek
wut
Kek.
Answered.nope
Not very great. Fuck off erica
Nope. They will slowly die as well as yourself.
again, wut?
Tons. Im into scat porn tbh. Xpee is a recommendation from me.
1.no, tried it. Still going to die. 2. Dunno exactly. 23 hive with 6 weak. You do the math
Hey, its my post.

Bee Imposter's stories > OPs gay ass boring documentary bullshit

Op here, 3rd continuation post
He's and imposter. Go for it.
See last post
My post. My thread is now dead and I can feast easy for now.

The difference is is that I'm an actual beekeeper and op, I want to get information out there for my fellow Cred Forumsros. And I agree.

>My thread
Please. This is my thread now.

What you fail to realise is that I've sent out one of spy bee drones to I infiltrate your hives and you will never know which is the spy. Soon your bees will betray you. It's happening.

Pic related, it's my spy bee.

>This is my thread now.
I believe you are mistaken and lost friend, you see, this is my thread.

Do you keep bees?

lmao, do you have a picture of this Erica??

As somebody who basically freaks out and runs every time a bee gets near, how the fuck am I supposed to react? My mother is allergic to them, and I'm not sure if I am, but I'm not gonna continue sitting when a bee's hovering near my fucking face.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO REACT TO SOME BEE NIGGER BUZZING IN YOUR FACE

If you win do you get to keep the other guys bees?

Fuck off. You can suck my smaller-than-average cock.
Great drone m8. Too bad my worker bees are already starting to kick out all the drones because the are useless other than mating and my queen has been artificially incementated months ago. Kinda sad though. Would love to have that bee to fuck up the gene pool.

Not OPbee but jus chill the fuck out I've never ran off or panicked at bees or wasps and never been stung even when they land on me, jus be chill man they smell fearomoans

You gotta just chill man. Bees aren't aggressive as long as you don't fuck with them, they have decent eyesight and are just checking you out. If you have bright colors on they may have confused you for a bigass flower. Let a bee buz around and it'll go away after a while. Same with wasps but fuck those guys.

>I've never ran off or panicked at bees or wasps
>never panicked over wasps
Man you're bullshitting me, those faggots will sting you if they're having a bad day. they don't give a fuck

I see no reason to stay around if there's the chance of me having to be rushed off in an ambulance (this is what scares me enough to run) but I know that just makes them more fucking curious.

Fuck bees man I fucking hate them

What is the difference between "real" combs and synthetic combs?
Is there a difference is taste?
How does the real comb taste like?

Also beekeeper... Don't wave with arms and hands, they don't sting just for fun, only if they feel threatened. And your waving gives them that feeling.
Also, fuck you for wanting the honey, but won't accept the animals that makes it.

Swear on me mum fam, I was once at a festival and a wasp landed on my shoulder but I was chill about it, but the black guy next to me screamed and sprinted off through the crowd and the wasp flew off in his direction. He was wearing black and yellow though, the black guy not the wobbee

funny porn
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Harvesting your honey this week? I am!

Why do you keep pissing in drinks?

I forgot to add that I lost a pair of Ray Bans because some fucking huge BLACK AND ORANGE wasp faggot was hovering right in my face and near my ear

I seriously threw all my weight from freaking out unexpectedly, which ended up making my glasses fall off my head. Since I just fucking flailed everywhere I thought I had pissed off the thing so I ran and left my fucking Ray Bans god dammit I fucking hate these things

Fuck off.
Yes, I do see my other responses for the details
Yes (not really). No nudes. Where just friends. Can show you her fb 4 evidence
Stay calm and don't fuck with it or it will fuck you up. And about allergies, you won't know how your body reacts to its until it happens. Just 2 tips: keep an epi pen on hand and scrape the stinger off with the edge of your fingernail. Don't swat it. It will just release all the venom at once.
Yep. I prefer their scalp though.
Fuck this gu- oh wait, that's me.

I mistook a bottle of bleach for alcohol and rubbed it into my wound. Pretty sure my body must have absorbed the liquid at this point since it is located near a vein(I think)

What will happen to me?

Live in Mn so it might seem early to you.

Beefag can we get some confirmation on wasps pissing you off if they're simply having a bad day?

Will a wasp sting you if you get near and they just fuckin feel like it?

I'm a suburban beekeeper, glad to see other people are into beekeeping, not enough people care about bees and the general state of pollinators atm.

Sure, lets see the bitch ;)

Are you into cosplay?

Any beekeeper can answer, not just OP.
I have a mad craving to chew some delicious, juicy honeycomb.

Hell Yeah Brother

They also release a pheromone that smells like bananas that will attract nearby bees to sting you in the general area of the sting. You can mask this by crushing up some grass and rubbing it on the stinged area. The more u know.
Bees are colour blind but are more prone to sting people wearing darker clothing for some reason.
The venom is different from each bee species. This doesn't help at all.
Synth? Haven't seen em. Wax taste like wax. Are you talking about the back board of a frame? If so, the backboard can be made from many different materials so the bees can draw out from them. Some frames don't have back boards so you can cut and sell chunks but are a bitch to inspect as they arent very stable.
Fellow beefag. Dicks out.
Kek.
Not going there. Fuck that.
Done that on Monday. Wasn't that great of an extraction. 17 supers.
To make people feel better after missing a Cred Forums meet up.
I sometimes hate em too.

Have you ever had sex with a bee?

do you keep bees?

do any of your bees use Cred Forums?

Do you know C++?

Do your bees know you're talking about them on Cred Forums?

Do you need your lover to wear a bee costume in order to get hard and climax?

AYYY BEE SEE 8==D

I only have one hive myself so that sounds like a lot but I know people with 30 plus hives

The only synth comb I know of is used only as a foundation for them to build real comb on.

You might die? I think? Try lemon juice next time
Wasps arent as aggressive as you think. I haent been stung yet so...yeah. They're predatory bees btw so they don't have barbed stingers and therefore will not die.
Agreed. I wanted to get into leafcutter for the axtra cash from farmers, but honey and wax sells.
Don't have any pics on hand, sadly. I won't be releasing any nudes though because I have some morals unlike you fags here on Cred Forums. Kappa
Nope, I look like shit.
Grab the nearest unscented non poisonous candle and coat it with honey. Its a bit less chewy though.
Fuck yeah. Beefags unite!
Samefag.

Nice dub dubs btw

Is it true that queen Cred Forumss only have sex once, in a massive bee gang bang in the sky?

How do you know when to harvest your honey? Do you just wait a certain amount of time or just eyeball it or what?

Yep and they remove the genitals from the drones. Image taking enough sperm to lay thousands of eggs a year for up possibly ten years. (Some wild queens have been know to leave this long)

Nope. Don't want to die.
Yes I do, refer to my previous posts you fag ;)
They aren't cunts like us.
Nope. Just vb
^^
Refer to my previous post. That can only get me hard nowadays.
^^^^
Takes a shit ton of work I'm too lazy to do.
Hey fellow beefag! :D
Opfag.

Hi

Do you find you get more girls since you started keeping bees?

...

How does this picture make you feel?

Agreed. Dem dubs.
They can have sex multiple time but they usually won't as 1 drone is enough for thousands of eggs.
Kinda. If 3/4 of all the frames are capped, then its okay for extraction, if not, the honey probably has too much moisture in it and may furment. There's also dead periods and honey flows depending on where you live that will increase or decrease the amount of honey you extract.
Yep. Weird stuff. Have sex with a guy, rip off his dick and leave him to die. Such is the life of a drone.
Look who's back.

Sup, bitch.
Hell. No. Lol. why do you think I'm here?
Nice frames you got there, beefag. :D
I am indifferent as I'm also a moosefucker.
Thread dead.

Op here
Just realises I had work 20 minutes ago.fml

Have you tried using any of the honey you got from this to make Mead? If not has anyone else done it for you?

how many bees would a bee keeper keep if a bee keeper was a bee keeping bees browsing b

Do you get a lot of pussy?

I live out in the country and about a mile away my neighbors kept bees and entire summer they were swarming my pool, long story short I went over there at night and killed 20 hives worth of bees in those boxes fuck it

Nope. Really tempted to though. Might start my own business, I'll call it "The Honeybrew Meadery".
Don't dissapoint me anons.

On a different note, what's a good excuse to call in for missing work?

Just man the fuck up and say your not coming in, if beta say you have a suicidal friend and need to help him, that way they cant ask you for a doctors note

Im too tired for this shit, man!
I practically drown in it. lol no.
We know.
Me the op.

Do you beekeep exclusively? Do you have another job?

How are the veroa mites treating your little ladies?

Op here
I also work for a farm too btw.I have no friends and they know that. Also, I really don't want to listen to that shitstorm that is my boss. I am a pussy.

I work for a local farm. Nothing really big just a coop of laying hens, rabbits, pigs and 4 acres of crop.
They aren't too bad. I was able to fend them off 5 of my hives with some strips. The other that got affected were already pretty weak so they had an off honey flow this month.

Op here
Well, this has been surprisingly informational if I may say so myself. Now i know there are other beefags here on Cred Forums. Now you know that inam always here. Lurking and saving dem nudes.

where do you stand on feeding supplements like glucose and sugar water??

Fellow beefag offering this pic

And yes, she is 18+

Ay yo wtf is going on with the bees I keep hearing in the news and shit that they dying but why??

If you're just in it for the profit, is it worth it?

Don't really care, as long as it gets the job done. I use the bucket feeding method if your curious btw. Pic: agreed.
Not really into the borderline but thnx anyways, m8! ;)
I think it was about the spread of vereroa mites, I believe? Not quite sure, doubt its the fungal diseases as they aren't very common.

This. Id like to know too

Op here
I think some lemon juice and light dabs of a wet cloth might do. I know it can get rid of blood stains, so why not wine?

How many acres are you currently using for bee farming and other essentials?

Op here
Less than 1 I would guess. Chose a place sheltered by the trees. They don't have a primarary flower to pollinate, so they just collect from whatever's around. I call it a "mixed blend" rather than "whatever the fuck".

Op here
Forgot to mention that its next to a river,fenced off, and I have 23 hives set up in an "s" formation so they don't drift off.