I have a female friend that says she masturbates 2-3 times daily. Is that really possible...

Well if you aren't kidding I can tell you for sure that it's possible if the girl is horny enough

>female
>friend
what are you, fucking gay?

You know what. Fuck it. I'm gonna go for it. This is the day I become a goddamn man.

Talk about eating out with her. Get tips from her. Say you've never done it before but you'd like to try.

>possible?
yes
>likely?
no

I do that and i'm a guy of course a girl could do that

It's not like they have to regen sperm

Yeah but do it subtly, like taking her out for drinks or some shit. Don't make it look like a date, just friends spending an evening together. Get both of you drunk, makes her more accessible and you more confident. She will likely make a move/give out hints, don't be worried to act on them, worst thing that can happen if she rejects you is that you'll have to apologize the day after for being drunk as fuck and not knowing what you were doing, she will likely understand.

Just randomly coming up to her and asking if she wants to fuck is pretty creepy and autistic, she will likely refuse even if she's interested.

post results, godspeed user

NOW YOUR A MAN, A MAN MAN MAN
>don't pussy out

beta as fuck

> femal friend
> beta virgin
tell her she should show you
or
just fuck her instead

>inb4 he spills spaghetti

No op make sure she knows its a date

spaghetti on his shirt spaghetti spaghetti

this is true, too much stimulation on clitoris is as dangerous to the nerves as nerve gas and will probably kill you if you do it too often..

lel trolled
good luck creating mustard gas

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Should do what I do when I miraculously have a gf. Pretend she has no vagina, just go for that ass at every possible moment. My shortest relationship was a year and a half, and that was one that tricked me into vaginal devilry.

he said he wants to have sex with her, not date her. she will likely feel more comfortable on a non-date and more likely to get drunk.
sorry bro but unironically using the alpha/beta theredpill tier bullshit pretty much inherently means that you're an asocial neckbeard.

My wife almost masturbates daily, helps her relax before taking a nap. She usually texts me about it or tells me when I get home, makes me horny. Usually she is still horny at night, too, if she came 2-3x during the day, her sex drive becomes weaker. So yes, it is possible, and yes, you'll have to fuck her

How's it feel being an autistic retard?

So you're gay? Aight cool

I'm doin' it.

samefag butthurt little bitch

same here

Looks good so far. Go for it bro

Pics or gtfo

nice shop faggot

>I'm doin' it.
Pic of her?

Roll for what you say next?

>>bastard

Fucking what?

Used to know this chick who was a total nympho, she was 29. Said she masturbates 4-5 times a day. Showed me her vibrator, i noticed it had lacquered layer wearing off from all the use.

chicks play with thrmselves more than men, some of them.

> has to come to a gore/trap/hentai content delivery service for advice about female masturbatory habits
> makes a dramatic declarative statement about becoming a man today
yep he's going to end up blowing it. pathetic

Sent from my Android phone

Maybe he meant "girl" in the "omg gender is a social construct" sort of way.

tell her you want to see it ;)

Tell her you'd eat her out. I'm sure she's into that.

Godspeed user.

>posts shopped screenshot within a screenshot

that proves nothing

Tell her your dad would eat her out for like 5 bucks

good bait attempts are way more lowkey than this

Go dor it OP. Tell her you can giver her a better experience

I screenshotted it wrong. I'm the other guy. Believe it or not though, you're still retarded.

OP got curved thats why hes not replying anymore lulz

>retarded for knowing OP shouldn't go about it like a date rapist with a chick that's already begging for it.
Aight

Send pic of rock hard boner

>"say this would work better than masturbation"

That's an easy fix mr shooper

I THINK I AM GOING PLACES MY DUDES she's replying quite slowly tho.

Honestly, do this. It's already obvious that she's interested and a bold move like that will impress her. That is, of course, if you have a big dick

shes pretty much telling you to fuck her

Seriously OP this chick is flirting so obviously it is retarded. Send a pic of your cock to her and break the ice then say "I'm fapping too, we should fap together"

Post pic, Op

She is, indeed. Be witty, offer tongue.

Or to people they know don't have the balls to ever ask a woman for anything.

Yeah and tip your fedora at her while your at it

This conversation gives me the feeling you are both unattractive as fuck

That or too hot to care

Don't be witty, but do offer head. Avoid fancy talk like 'the old lickeroo' for fuck's sake.

kek'd and check'd

lel?
lel???

is that a thing out there now?

youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

it's from before your time kid

OP GIVE US PICS OF HER FFS

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good idea. do that op

Sauce?

Good meme

Quit being autistic you fuck! A woman like this will blow your fucking mind

"I'm going to lance you airborne with my piston thrusts."

Say it.

Nice open ended loaded question. OP could have this.

OP is actually going to be successful!

You need to get on that shit. She wants to fuck you. She is giving you the most obvious signs. You don't even have to try man.

After her reply only discuss where and when. Don't fall for the trap of continuing a conversation after you got what you want.

Is she fucking retarded? What the fuck is 'ye ye'?

maybe ur just the ugly best friend type of guy

Ask her if she "needs a hand".

are you retarded?
>OP is this a Midwestern thing or is this guy a shitwad?

My nigger

This is so fake lol just look at that iphone text and the lack of pics

Guys. Look.

This

>Beta virgin fag
you weren't kidding

He honest

shhhhhh let the virgins have their fun

well, go over to her place and fuck her jesus christ.

is she actually a fucking retard. why the fuck is she talking like that

WHERE
WHEN

These are the only two words you need to say.

"I've got something you can suck"

this

Holy fuck, I had semi success with some extremely fine ladies who used words like this. Eerily similar shit, I bet she's 2fine

she's fat as hell i'll guarantee that

I imagine younger girls think that's cute. Nothing beats a tight young teen body, but having to deal with that immature mentality is what keeps my sexual exploits legal.

I think that by now we are all rooting for you OP and we all feel you have done well in this situation. But I think I speak for the rest of us when I ask, what does she look like? Honestly, it's pure curiosity. You're going to get laid and no matter what, and no matter what we think she looks like, you still win by dipping your wick in that moist meat pocket.

So, what the fuck kinda chick are you dealing with here?? The internet needs to know

i think theyre beta anime weaboo underage trying too hard to flirt kind of guys

good job faggot now go get some fucking pussy

OMFG YOU FUCKING VIRGINS HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS FOR THE FAKE SHIT IT IS

tell her that she's autistic nigger, and tomorrow you will fuck her retardation out of her with your penis in her vagina

yeah well judging by her way of texting she's probably ugly/fat asf. your call i guess

Do it bro, shes ready for teh fucking

me and my bro's talk like that all the time and so do the gals we pined after

inb4 reply to this post

> we are all rooting for you OP
i'm not so stfu and don't presume what anyone else here is thinking

This
Post pic btw OP

definitely the worst post on this thread

it's not "a lot for a female"

shit is regular

So we are helping OP lose his V card. Cred Forums you are all SAINTS!

Why the fuck haven't you sent a dick pic yet?

Definitely true. Absolutely no doubt.

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if she's underage then OP'a probably also underage

Tell her your getting hard. Send a dickpic or some shit. Keep us updated.

exactly what i was thinking. she's a major landwhale note op hasn't posted one pic.

I used to know a woman who brings a dildo at work, and when she felt horny, she just ran to the bathroom and masturbate. This is true, because her friend told me the same story. Sex crazy.

No one wants dick pics. Ever.

Don't do this

only give a dick pic if she asks for it

Had a girl get on my elevator to go 1 floor down, even though it was going 8 floors up. She knew this. She said this. I confirmed this.

She didn't want to wait for the elevator. There is another elevator and the stairs are right there. These people exist.

Im serious, you don't have to believe me. But obviously people talk like that

Why. Just meet up. Stop sending messages and actually do something. Sounds like the type of person that has collected 500 phonenumbers and never uses them?

"UNUSUAL AS CRAP"
Confirmed 14 year old

Shit is not regular. I was with about 20 chicks before I got married and I have a good number of female friends personally and through my wife. 3 times a day is a TON of masturbation for a chick. Almost all women masturbate, the certainly don't all do it that much. 3 times a day is the exception not the norm.

fucking op, go there now lmao

How old is this chick?. Judging by her ways of talking shes a 13 year old gamer grill

Is this a cringe thread?

I get requests from time to time, so I know that's bullshit.

^ Post a pic

nevermind, I said that was the worst post before I read the socially inept text screenshots

send her a pic of your cock

Ok, I reconsider and change my statement to "only faggots ask for dick pics" then.

nah send a pic of bulge, not cock yet

Go ahead user, she is telling you she wants to fuck you

Inb4 baka senpai sigoui oppai

that's a p good dick. send it. at this point it's obvious she wants to have sex with you.

>Yfw OP has 2 phones and he's just texting himself.

Any updates OP? How is she pleasing herself?

op ded

this op just say that

Gonna need another update OP

OP here. Thank you Cred Forumsros for helping me get the courage to get laid. I am speaking to her on the phone atm. Apparently she's actually gonna be home alone in a couple of hours so I'm gonna go over and see what happens. If you stay tuned around this hour tomorrow, I'll try to provide some nudes and I'll dump them. I don't wanna be too cheeky this early. See you tomorrow fags.

She probably doesn't masturbate to orgasm every time. Also she's probably lying. I did meet one woman however that did actually masturbate a lot. She had some pretty serious issues.

So, pussy is pussy, nigger

You still didnt post a pic of her.

WE ARE BECOME SAINTS! WE GET PEOPLE FUCKED!

Have fun OP

You don't start a sentence with because nigger!

> BECAUSE WE BOTH SUCK AT FLIRTING :D
>My face is all red now. Gud jab.

Allow me to translate this for you.

>Stop running your bitch mouth, slam me into a wall, tear off my clothes, and ravage me until I can't stand anymore.

The more you text and less you act, the drier her pussy gets.

>underrated post
PLEASE user post this you autistic fuck

Congrats OP, well done Cred Forumstards.

I expect a greentext on my desk this hour tomorrow.

I'm not OP, just a guy that sends a lot of dick pics to girls on facebook. I've nailed a few chicks just by "accidentally" sending them this one on FB messenger. 3 didn't want sex, but they "accidentally" sent me pussy pics to say thanks.

POST PICS OF HER OP

When you get there get right to it. Don't let there be time for shit to get awkward or for you to screw anything up.

good job user, godspeed you lucky bastard you

Did OP win?
Also dubs checkd

>Op was probably awkwardly asking femanon uncomfortable personal questions

>femanon gives a response

>Oh dude fuck yeah she wants my cock

????

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might try that. you think mine would work?

U DA REAL MVP

If youre a guy and you have one of them fleshlights or similar toys, you can make yourself cum multiple times a day, sometimes 2 or 3 times within an hour. It is good exercise to build tolerance andbe able to fuck for a long time. But you gotta be careful, if you do it too much you'll end up hurting yourself. Rest for a day or 2 and then start it up again.

Noise

yeh, this. But don't be rude about it either. There will be time for chats later. And if that gets awkward and uncomfortable, hey, who cares, you're no longer a wizard.

tfw grower dick + 6" when hard

If you come back tomoz with good news i oficially promote you to a alpha faggot

Dude most women hate unsolicited dick picks no matter the size and being the type of person to send them unsolicited is unattractive. The odds of finding a size queen who doesnt already have someone she is interested in irl are low

Nigga are you me? Grower dicks fucking suck aesthetically.

How big are you OP? And how old is she? Post a pic of her.

Yah for sure this. Just jump in feet first without opening your autistic shit eating mouth.

you're in nigga, thanks to us

HERO

This. FUUUUUck

you didn't even fuck her yet and you're already talking about providing nudes to anonymous autists on an internet forum..
Are you twelve? Do you even wanna make it?

We'll never send cool limp dick pics brother

Someone save this fucking thread

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don't feel bad dude, I'm a grower too. I'm about 8" hard, but literally 3" limp.

The trick for a good photo is, jerk your dick and get hard as fuck, then, when it's just starting to calm down, snap a pic. that way you don't look like you have a baby penis.

you are one ungrateful fuck

some guy is risking a good fuck to get you some OC to fap to and you insult him

shame

You have been misled.

that's how it's supposed to be...

Very possible

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Good job OP wish it was this easy for me maybe it has been and I'm just a giant vagina though

>tfw I'm such a fucking loser that I don't even have a girl in my contacts to message
good for you OP

Yeah I used to do it 10-15 times a day in high school. Easy

Top kek

Bait.

Kek'd. Young buck doesn't even know the origin of kek

Women can orgasm literally for hours on end. Three is basic. I make my woman cum 3 times in under an hour if we're both excited.

They definitely got the better sex organ. There is no cooldown involved.

Op is texting himself... Notice the constant Cred Forums lingo

Go get laid OP! Keep it smooth and transition over to her base! Godspeed user!

A female unlike a male, can multiple orgasm continuously until she gets numb.

smart man

Maybe she browses Cred Forums too, have you thought about that?