I hope this doesn't get me banned, but I'm literally starving. I have no money and I only have this chromebook that I can't sell if I ever want decent employment.
I can't hold a job because I'm schizohphrenic
Please just a dollar for a banana or something.
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No one cares about you having a shit life. Go figure something out yourself.
Here's a (You) for free.
god, sof is so fucking hot
Since your life sucks might as well get banned with some pics ey?
Dude I've been through like 8 jobs in the last year. No one will hire me. I've been trying to figure shit out and right now I have to wait like 3 months to get disability for my illness. In the meantime I'm fucked. That's the only reason I'm asking.
I'm desperate, holmes.
who is the girl
No idea, I got this from some short haired girls porn thread.
Timestamp your asshole and I'll get you a fiver
I'll do it, but I'm not the girl in the pic, I'm a dude.
go collect cans and recycle them. offer to mow peoples lawns. whore yourself out. wash peoples windshields. jesus fuck man, just do something.
Claim benefits my dude
if people get to fuck you i'm sure people will put down money
Yeh, kinda.
My motherboard exploded and i could recover anything on my hdd.
Just do some schizo shit and get locked up. 3 meals a day. It's inevitable anyway, prison is your fate. Embrace it.
Go live the rest of your life in a mental hospital, happy white rooms and pleasant people to spend time with.
I'm trying but it takes like 4 months and 50 percent of people usually get denied the first time. So I might not actually get benefits for a year.
Post your name, address, and phone number and I'll give you $100
I'm not that kind of schizophrenic. I am perfectly well adjusted to domestic life, I just think my coworkers are plotting against me every time I get a job and I get fired after like 3 weeks every. single. time.
I'm clearly high functioning enough to be able to write this stuff.
Are you taking your antipsychotics?
Go to a community mental health clinic, they will help you get on your state insurance and food stamps / EBT while you await Social Security benefits. This used to be my job, trust me and just do this.
I could literally be murdered.
Sell your pussy. Fukin don't take any skills.
Aren't you starving?
youre a faggot libtard who wants life handed to you on a silver plate and exaxtly whats wrong with this generation you fucking loser
Quit making excuses, get off the internet and get an income. It's not hard.
I am not on anti psychotics because I can't afford them and the first ones I tried made me want to die.
I don't have a pussy, I have only a poopy male asshole, lurk moar.
No I'm a schizophrenic and you have no idea what that is like.
or you can die in poverty. or are you lying to us?
plenty of people live off welfare without having to beg for money
why are you so shit with money?
Post your email. I'll give you a job.
sell your butthole on craigslist
thanks man, is there any more?
Are you fucking with me?
pretty sure anyone can find a doctor to say "yeah you're brain is fucked" and use that as en excuse to never do anything for themselves for the rest of their life
you in the UK or ameriland?
Okay, go believe in creationism somewhere else then.
America place
I don't live off well fair. I haven't been able to get it yet, the application process takes months
You will not hold down any form of employment without therapeutic interventions, including medications and therapy. Your medications will be covered through Medicaid in your state; you're eligible for Obamacare! Then DSHS in your state will also provide you with a monthly amount of money for basic living and food. Do this or gtfo.
What state do you live in? I guarantee your Meds will be covered. You need to be in medications to make any meaningful changes, otherwise enjoy becoming homeless, then getting into illicit drugs, then jail and prison time for whatever crimes you will inevitably commit while not adhering to a treatment plan.
Ok, go fold boxes at pizza hut. Again, trying to find the easy way out
Hello Friend
I am doing this. the applications process takes MONTHS of waiting.
"However if you are applying for food stamps, the turn-around time is only 7 days."
dont lie to us nigga, there are literal programs to make sure people dont starve and they dont take long to apply for.
I'm not lying. I ran out of foodstamps a week ago. I have no money. I'm waiting on social security benefits which will take months. FUCK plainly no one is going to help me anyway and this is pointless.
You're so full of shit. What you're talking about is social security, a federal program that does take 1-3 months. In the meantime, your state's social and human services department is set up to support you until you are approved for social security. In mang cases, it can be completed and in your hands in one day.
What state are you in so I can send you the links?
Oregon
dig through the garbage you can find plenty of edible food if you really are starving
otherwise you can go fuck yourself
Food bank and missions, dude. Use those and better manage your food stamps to last a whole month.
I also suggest a payee because you're evidencing difficulty managing your funds to last a full month. Take the help you can get!
You can always an hero and stream it for $$
It's going to get worse. You'll fall deeper and deeper into anxiety and paranoia. The voices will grow, they'll get louder, more persistent, more defensive, more persuasive, more dangerous. The voices will win and the blood will be on your hands.
That's retarded. Actually if you look at statistics schizophrenia gets better with time.
Holy shit ive got same bowls for my cats
kys bridges are free to use
What do the voices say?
I don't have voices, but I do get audio hallucinations. And I do think that signs are talking to specifically me a lot. And also characters that seem like "god" and "satan" talk through other peoples words to communicate overtly violent or sexual ideas.
Actually it's mostly sexual in nature and it makes it so that I can't really be around people. When Im in public I avoid almost everyone unless I know EXACTLY what I'm doing.
I also see people standing around looking at me when they aren't there, and objects morph and flicker in the corner of my eye all the time.
oregon.gov
Enter in your address, go to the nearest location, explain your situation of applying to social security and needing cash assistance in the meantime. They can verify your application through their system. They will help you.
Also ask for referral to a community mental health clinic for medications. Your Medicaid WILL COVER THE ENTIRE COST. There are many forms of antipsychotics and your provider will work with you on which Meds are going to work for you.
Thank you so much, I had no idea that even existed.
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Learn 2 Google Search...
imgur.com
I forget, does SAGE go in all the fields?
>being this new
There have been times that I have thought that I was an anointed prophet sent to earth to reinvigorate the true spirit of religion lost on people for centuries.
When these thoughts are happening I believe them to be true, but then they subside and I can look at it clearly in hindsight.
thats already been linked here twice faggot
You're welcome.
Start the convo by explaining you have schizophrenia and experience auditory hallucinations which might impair your conversation with them but if they can help you stay focused and reality test, then it'll help keep you on track of getting help and getting to remission.
Sent you one doolar OP
thank you
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>has a chrome book
>can't google
>"high functioning"
well, there is a clear inclination to show that nasty hatchet-wound of a cunt so go make a dollar for it. Sell that rotten crotch to the lowest-common denominator and make you some money on your back instead of begging here.
jesus, like you're on shrooms all the time
That's actually the best way to describe it.
I used to do that stuff, but don't anymore for obvious reasons. It's like being on a small amount of mushrooms constantly
i dont know who you think youre talking to
Even if he is lying he could not be, proud of you user
OP. Can confirms that two people sent me a dollar and that's gonna buy a lot of ramen and I am extremely grateful
Now you got me scared, sometimes i think the signs are talking to me
>Your medications will be covered through Medicaid in your state; you're eligible for Obamacare!
>Then DSHS in your state will also provide you with a monthly amount of money for basic living and food.
Man you've really got no idea what you're talking about. Just parroting the wrong info.
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>What you're talking about is social security, a federal program that does take 1-3 months
KEK - Try 2 YEARS and 70% get denied and have to Appeal.
How so? I used to be a clinician in Washington and did this everyday.
do you think taking schrooms caused your schizophrenia ?
Beat me to it, user.
I got same thing its called psychosis
Sell cp in deep web, we don't give a fuck if their lives get ruined or not.
>cant hold a job because I'm schizophrenic
>Pffft.... I'm dual diagnosis of both borderline and schizo by an actually therapist instead of wikipedia.
>I dont take my medicine cause I dont want to be a prat
>I work a warehouse job with ear plugs to not go deaf from the machines pulling me more potatoes
>When the plugs go in the demons come out and all my nice and friendly coworkers begin screaming insults and death threats
>I grit my teeth trying to not freak out every day and smash peoples faces into the interlocking belt that drags the food out
>Just got another raise because my stern anger face makes me look like I'm focused on my work
>that wonderful feeling of a job well done a pay check
>Lunch break comes around every one is happy again nothing bad is sad I tell myself its all in my head and get back to work after dealing with a few chides and silly remarks about how I'm going to murder the food
>feel comfortable with these jokes rather than the imaginary ones and feel accepted
>rather them all think I want to murder fruit than people
No. I think it activated latent schizophrenia, but I have a long family history of schizo.
My brother is even worse off than I am and spends all day in a garage smoking cigarette butts and smelling like ass talking about his lungs exploding.